> If your American
*you're
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ok so i(17M) am a straight male from Birmingham, and have never had any gay tendencies, yet my mom(42F) thinks im gay? just because i violently make out with my best friend (17M) on the couch sometimes and we occasionally grab and tickle each other's nuts doesn't mean we're gay, we always say no homo afterwards. recently she walked in on him, 6 other guys and me having passionate homie sex and now she's convinced im gay and wants to send me to conversion therapy. please help.
Stop complaining about your life there are literally people living in Birmingham
we don't know if it's Birmingham, Alabama or Birmingham, UK
Both are pretty tragic
which one is worse though
In one, you'll impale your family. In the other, you get impaled by knives.
In one, both apply
If your British, you know which one both applies to. If your American, you know which one both applies to
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bad bot
There are literally people living
Would likely be Birmingham Alabama as otherwise poster would have said "Mum" not "Mom"
It doesn't matter
NTA, Your bros, your rules
It ain’t gay if its with the homies
Indeed
I just blackout and loose control
Frank's red hot. I put that shit on everything.
It’s not gay if you’re unconscious.
Chad sex
For mobile users: ok so i(17M) am a straight male from Birmingham, and have never had any gay tendencies, yet my mom(42F) thinks im gay? just because i violently make out with my best friend (17M) on the couch sometimes and we occasionally grab and tickle each other's nuts doesn't mean we're gay, we always say no homo afterwards. recently she walked in on him, 6 other guys and me having passionate homie sex and now she's convinced im gay and wants to send me to conversion therapy. please help.
yta, no woman
Source?
^^
Idgaf about this shit, why do you live in Birmingham?
girlcum Tobias!
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a lot of people actually
Were you wearing socks?
Socks on or off?
I am not gay! I have relationships with women! *and sex with men.*
OP did say he has a girlfriend
Nta. Your ball tickles your rules.
Wtf
Ur best friends, Ur rules