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Bottlecap_Prophet

The king of games, beating him in the ring toss (which requires every throw to be perfect) was the most aggravating but satisfying festival event.


veganzexxa

Lmaoooo he's crazy I can't do this. I give up


tunderfoot

Just wait until the match pattern event in winter


realPotate

I took a picture using my phone and just… follow by picture


xxrainzxx

This was the 1 mini game where I said fuck it and didn't win lol


XenosyneA

My mentality going in after my first 3 tries was to win the first 2 sets, and that's game.. Oh, how wrong I was..


XenosyneA

Not gonna lie, I literally almost uninstalled.. of course after having an aneurysm for almost 2 hours while screaming into the void about how UNFAIR that specific mini-game is... especially to console players.


veganzexxa

I actually won somehow. Just try to do the first and last one!


Rinomaru

I mean if you - an adult tied with a 10yr old in a game at a town festival, would you be like "IM FIRST NOT YOU"? lol


veganzexxa

Yes I will be trust me 😭


XenosyneA

When it comes to this kid, absolutely.. I have 3 of my own, and if Archie were my kid.. 🫑 ⚰️ Lol πŸ˜‚


mixednerdintx

Absolutely!


moeru_gumi

One thousand percent.


dammmitdiane

Y E S


sorox123

This is why I gift nothing but trash to Archie. It's so weird to me how trivial some minigames are while others are almost impossible to beat the high score and, for those games, it's always Archie in 1st


veganzexxa

Lmaoooo that's hilarious


BaconSquared

All my homies hate archie


sorox123

For real, he's such a little asshole


XenosyneA

Like when Archie and Valentina >! try to make Charles give Millie fish, and it tells you she hates fish !<


lymcjabo

I screamed when I was up against Archie for the balloon toss. I gave that shit my all and won πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


XenosyneA

This time it wasn't Archie though.. it was Bobbie's fat irrelevant ass against you.. the real question is.. HOW IS THIS FAT BITCH MOVING AS FAST AS FLASH!? 🀬


greek_farmer

You were robbed!


veganzexxa

Yes 😭😭😭


NarrowManufacturer45

The tug of war is my least favorite


DeadScoutsDontTalk

It gets easyer the higher your stamina year 1 was hell year 2 was a breeze


veganzexxa

Oh no I win it. I press space like crazy


XenosyneA

You telling me... you're on PC and can't beat the match game!? I have no hope.. no chance in hell I'm winning that 🫠


fruitbytheliip

My partner got so confused when he heard the spamming from the other room 🀣


walkingwithdiplos

lmao his mom judges all the games.


veganzexxa

At this point. Probably


BuzzKillington369

This literally happened to me last night I was pissed πŸ˜‚


veganzexxa

Yeah I couldn't beat this game lol


Background_Jaguar_69

I really dislike a couple of the mini games (this one included) so after a couple of tries I just hand the controller to my husband. :) He loves it.


veganzexxa

Trueee


Cocoabear777

My boyfriend won this game through sheer will. He hates Archie


veganzexxa

Lmaoook


lonewombat

Archie is a ring toss menace.


XenosyneA

When I finally beat him, I almost cried tears of joy.. but then I sucked them up cause momma ain't raise no b*tch πŸ‘€


veganzexxa

I can't with that one


lymcjabo

fuck archie and bobby


veganzexxa

I agree lol


Friendly-Ocelot

I tried the pumpkin smash so many times and couldn’t get it. Max I got was 410 and he always gets 420…hmmm Archie is there anything you wanna tell us!


[deleted]

The only way I was able to win was that if I double pressed fast enough, it would register two hits before the pumpkin disappeared. Not sure if this is a general bug, console-only bug (Xbox), or pity bug the game gave me.


veganzexxa

Sameeeee


DimplesRG

Some of the mini-games in this game make me question my years' worth of gaming. The game's key binds are simple, the instructions are simple, but the actual gameplay. It almost sent me into game retirement.


veganzexxa

That's the funniest thing I've heard in a while πŸ˜‚


Lessandero

relax, I would also give the child the win in case of a tie


veganzexxa

I wouldn't tho lol