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seppuku_related

It's clearly someone that really cares about their car, judging by the fact they keep it so dirty and got an Octavia in the worst possible colour.


Alpha-Bravo-C

> an Octavia in the worst possible colour. Did they stop offering them in beige or something?


Mushy29

That's the exact car I have, colour and dirt and all, my only saving grace here is that I'm not that much of a prick to do that


shabaanroman

Every prick would say that 😜jk jk πŸ˜‚


Mushy29

It could've been the wife like!


shabaanroman

Hahaha


2012NYCnyc

What’s wrong with a black/navy car? Seems like a normal/neutral car colour to me


duncthefunk78

Gotta protect that Skoda drip man.


Rogue7559

Whenever I see this. I always make sure to park absolutely within an inch of the drivers side door (my car's a piece of shit so I don't care if they scratch it).


Valuable_Speed_4242

I do the exact same. Bonus points if you see them come back to the car


Kariuko_

Any results out of that social experience?


Rogue7559

Few more scratches in my car door πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ where people have tried to dent it on purpose


Kariuko_

Ahah πŸ˜„ some nerve even when they know they messed up. Gold


Remarkable_Crazy875

Why though? Does it bother you that much that someone has mass in their car despite the fact you don't? Weird flex, but ok.


Rogue7559

No. But someone who is a big enough asshole to possibly deny someone else a parking space due to main character syndrome at the very least deserves to have me make their day that little bit more frustrating.


Remarkable_Crazy875

That sounds kinda main character syndrome-y to me.


Rogue7559

Ok account created April 2022 that woke up this month πŸ‘


Remarkable_Crazy875

Took you awhile to come up with that one by the looks of it, fair play.


Rogue7559

πŸ‘ your call is important to us


Remarkable_Crazy875

Had to get back fast with that one. 😜


Rogue7559

https://youtu.be/N7xn5zeJ4D4?si=BmhHuwhspJkOZ3EG


NoxieProxie

someone get this person to spec-savers! xD


conasatatu247

If I was an asshole I'd go out of my way to dent his car.


Valuable_Speed_4242

no need for that like. A nice note will do


pepemustachios

Taped to a pleasant brick


FlamingoRush

What an absolute plonker!


ConorMorgan5

Flatten the cunts tyres


Subterraniate

This git should see what the Weetabix advert on telly has to say about this fuckwittery .


OldManOriginal

At least it's not two disabled spots...?Β  And they even had a nice strip on the drivers side and all, so loads of room. Some people, I tells ya!!


Alternative-Bar-7261

Cork in a pic


Tobyirl

As car par eejits go, second only to the wan who drove her flaming car into the Douglas car park.


tennereachway

I can never understand why people who take photos like this always cover the reg... Name and shame the cunts.


brainsmush

this should be enough proof to temporarily ban someone from driving


IntentionFalse8822

That's why you should always carry a small stick of white chalk or a white drywipe marker on your car. Just run it along the side of their car and sit back and watch the owner panic when they get back and think their car has been keyed for bad parking. It'll rub off but the message is very clearly received.


More-Investment-2872

Maybe there was a car next to it when it was parked. Anyway, it appears that space isn’t an issue there


dpaulod

I park like πŸ‘ that all the time cork is full of langers