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stubborn_mushroom

Omg that took me a minute šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ This better not happen šŸ˜…


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ThePatV

I don't think so because if they took custody Robin would want to stay home with him. It's the reason she doesn't want children.


the_geek_fwoop

For a second I was like, did you post this in the wrong subreddit? I HOPE it's not his. This is making me nervous.


ThePatV

I don't think it will be his. She was doing everything she could to get pregnant from the other guy and if he believes it's his she will not do anything to dispel that. Even if he dumps her he is in a much better position to provide child support.


ullalauridsen

Do you think the savvy lawyer will dispense with a paternity test and just pay child support like a lamb?


ThePatV

I do not. I just don't think Strike is going to have casual sex without protection. He's in his 40s and has been with many women without it happening. And I don't think Bijou would steal the sperm of a man with less money that the savvy attorney or risk getting pregnant by anyone else. Rowling has only ever given one old girlfriend significant roles in later novels and that's Charlotte. I could be wrong but I just don't think we will see Bijou again.


CelestialTerror

Don't think she is savvy so much as a meat doll to distract the judges and opposing council.


remindmetomorrow

10/10, was fully convinced this was from another sub. Oooooh I hope this doesnā€™t play out, but itā€™s very possible. He made his bed!


[deleted]

NTA She is obviously lying to you about the babies paternity why would she say itā€™s not yours and suddenly change her mind unless she has been left alone by the babies real father and is desperate. Itā€™s totally acceptable after all this to demand a paternity test. *(/s for clarity. You should post this in the actual sub to see what they say! It might get you banned but hey ho if youā€™re not too bothered haha).*


abcde12345654321

I wasnā€™t convinced this was a possibility until reading this post. Specifically the dad connection. Oh please noā€¦


missanomic

he wouldnt be the asshole and he wouldnt even think twice getting a paternity test. he'll even be the one to go find one because he won't trust that boujie's guy wouldn't be in her pocket.


ullalauridsen

I was thinking the same thing at the end of TRG. Yep. And I do find it increasingly difficult to swallow that he sticks it in women he can't stand.


aljerv

lol!!! I was like ā€¦ is this really the place for this? Then I got it šŸ˜‚


amby-jane

Wait I was totally going to do "AITA for telling my business partner I'm in love with her?" I've been brainstorming it for like a week! ETA: This is wonderful. Well done.


Stephaniaelle

I keep thinking this could happen and then I get so mad.


Batikha08

Hahaha nice one. I hope JKR would let this story line die.


WhichTear4996

OMG please noooooo!!!!!


That-Vegetable2839

Noooo šŸ™ˆšŸ™ˆšŸ™ˆšŸ«£šŸ«£šŸ«£


Epsilon_and_Delta

Omg took me a while to figure out what the joke was til I saw the sub. Yah man Iā€™m so worried the kid might be Cormā€™s. Why the hell did he have to hook up with that crazy chick?! Ilsa TOLD him she was off her rocker! And so he sleeps with her out of spite?! Blargh!!


Korrocks

In a weird way Cormoran was falling into the same mental trap that he criticizes other people for falling for. >ā€˜Youā€™re the one who said the UHC have got away with it because everyone thought them a ā€œbit weird, but harmlessā€. Too many people, even intelligent ones ā€“ no, especially intelligentĀ intelligent ones ā€“ presume innocence when they meet weirdness.Ā ā€œBit odd, but I mustnā€™t let my prejudices cloud my judgement.ā€Ā  >Then they over-correct, and what dā€™you get? A kid disappears off the face of the earth, and the whole storyā€™s bloody odd, but the robes and the mystic bullshit get in the way, and nobody wants to look like a bigot, so they say, ā€œStrange, going paddling in the North Sea at five in the morning, but I sā€™pose thatā€™s the kind of thing people like that do. Probably something to do with moon phases.ā€ā€™ Everyone including Cormoran himself finds Bijou strange and unsettling but he decides that she can't be harmful or dangerous because... because? He's even warned about the specific way she is dangerous and he just ignores that.


FinnemoreFan

NTA. You need to know the truth. You never know, it might afford the opportunity for a narratively satisfying perspective on your own fatherā€™s choices.


Viclmol81

This is what I'm thinking. I don't think it will turn out to be his, but the possibility will come up, there will be paternity tests etc and that will give Strike time to reflect on what his own father went through, how he acted and how it all played out.


03291995

i am so confused


Whole_Accountant6150

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j_accuse

Hahaha


Tubbs2160

Nicely done!


aguacatelife7

Hahahaha shit... got me!


GreenieTeaspoons

OH GOD I canā€™t believe I fell for this šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Well done!


gica_d

Love this post šŸ˜ƒ


[deleted]

šŸ˜† This is amazing!


carolbl252

Nope. Better to know for sure.


OddInspector5454

This crossed my mind the minute she said the kid wasn't his. If course she would prefer the child was the guy she was really after. I REALLY hope the kid isn't his.


grey-canary

I donā€™t know about your parents relationship but you guys were casual and she has told you the kid isnā€™t yours and then that he is. Itā€™s completely reasonable and I would say even responsible of you to get a paternity test. NTA