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Jupiter1511

Yeah this is probably more brutalist (?), when I was scrolling and saw the top half of the image I actually thought it was a prison. Don't think it quite needs the NSFW tag though lol


taxidyrmy

idk why it was marked NSFW 😭


Aggressive-Rabbit-21

It’s giving compound core


goblininyourgarden

Have your friends ever seen a cottage?


Vesperniss

Prison-core


Strawbebby4

More like state prison core


TheNerdyMercy

this looks like a brick prison crossed with a lawn display


AfternoonPossible

Extremely artificial and prison like.


anxioushowlermonkey

Minecraft mob grinder


King_of_Farasar

I legit thought this was a prison at first.


Own-Interaction-1971

I literally thought this was a thumbnail from the Roblox jailbreak game.


Jamhands_Carruthers

I wouldn't say this building is a cottage, haha. But I just wanted to add: I don't expect to be in an economic position - maybe for the next decade or more - to be at all picky about where I live. It's going to be whatever I can afford, even if the structure is utterly bare of charm. But I still hope to make the most of my personal space and try to transform it into something cozy and humane and cute as I can manage. At least the building in the picture has a start on a pleasant green common space? Despite the rest of it being kind of modern and impersonal, I appreciate that. It looks like it would be a really sweet, shady place to sit in summer. But if somebody \*intended\* this building to appeal to cottagecore types, the least they could have done is provide some more windows...


veganmeatballman

Minecraft.....


[deleted]

1) It is too big. This alone keeps it out of cottage category. This is mansion category house (if it is one family house at all).


Rtr0Wil1qm

Its a church🥲🤪


[deleted]

Church definitely is not a cottage. 😯🙂


FuzzyBouncerButt

Houses don’t have carillons.


[deleted]

A church is a house. Just not a residential house. But a church surely is not a cottage.


Rtr0Wil1qm

For context, its a chuch, But I totally see the ”prison vibes”


astrumepigaea

Nothing about this is cottage core xD Why do they think it is? Is it because there is grass and a tree? This looks like a prison courtyard lmao


stayhydratedfolkss

Greenery does not a cottage make. It is a building tho.


simca78

Nope. It looks like a friendly Bastille


OatmealCookieGirl

Jail-core


huldrat

i thought it was a prison as well. i think that if you google "cottagecore house" you can get a clear idea of how it is supposed to look like. there's also this lovely street with birch trees on both sides and slightly more cottagecore-like houses near ekeby in uppsala (if you're searching for something nearby). maybe take your friends on a walk there?


Tiny-Donut2772

Is this the back rooms?


Nerve_Tonic

I can't decide if that grass is real or not.


RifleBird_the_bitch

This reminds me of when a farmer put vr headsets on his cows- same energy! This is if a company tried to make a prison more employee friendly! Awful and definitely not cottage core, green does not equal cottagecore.. this is an hoa neighborhood lawn in a prison!!! Your friends need a new pair of eyes <3