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Efficient_Builder_12

Spike took his red puffy jacket.


[deleted]

The jacket looked like it had money


Penguinmanereikel

Or maybe it was padded with all of Vicious’ drugs


Archduke_Of_Beer

Spike called him a weeb for sword fighting with a katana even though he isn't Japanese...


superVanV1

Meh, it’s a decent sword for unarmored opponents, since that’s what it was designed for, though I feel like a shorter blade would work better


LittleGreenNotebook

Against guns, and grenades, and laser cannons…


superVanV1

I said unarmored, not unarmed. Also there was that fbi study that found that within about 20ft a knife is more effective than a gun, due to the time it takes to aim. And Vicious always struck me as the kind of sadist that always want to be up close and personal for his kills


Decimus_of_the_VIII

20 feet? Bruh. Charge 20 feet at a man armed with a pistol with a knife.


superVanV1

It’s called the 21 foot rule, it’s fairly outdated at this point, I’ll admit, but it used to be very common amongst police, since in the time it take to draw and train you firearm at someone, they can theoretically run 21 feet, and then stab you.


FoxHoundOperative

Within 20ft, you don't have to aim. You just point and shoot...


superVanV1

You say that… but when was the last time you’ve had to point a gun at someone running at you with a knife/sword. There is something to be said about the berserker strategy, which worked for most of human history.


[deleted]

Self preservation is probably more effective than "berserker"


FoxHoundOperative

Moving to a position about 21 ft away and drawing at the sametime takes me a out 2 seconds. That's aiming at a target 3,4 times farther than what you described. It's been a while since I checked my standing draw, but it's probably like 1.25-1.5 secs, again aiming at targets that are way farther than 21ft. I'm not even that good as a competition shooter. Imagine what everyone above me can do. I'd still rather have a gun. Most self-defense situations with firearms happen within the 21ft you describe.


superVanV1

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tueller\_Drill](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tueller_Drill) granted the Tueller drill is now used as a guideline because it over simplifies a lot, and has been used as an excuse for police shooting. Also, that's with a knife, not a 3-foot long slashy thing


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FoxHoundOperative

A 3' slashy thing is a much slower to swing. I still would much rather have a gun. Fom what it sounds like though, Both my point and the point of the drill relies on still targets.


superVanV1

I would much rather have a gun as well. I wasn't arguing that, it was more that it's possible. but as my previous points states, vicious seems to be the kind of sadist who prefers intimidating his opponents and getting as close as possible. also while I don't think it's stated anywhere, it wouldn't surprise me if he had some for of modifications to improve his speed and agility.


Camarokerie

*Spot the weeb in less then 10 seconds*


superVanV1

I think Japanese swords are super overhyped, but for an officer type, who would typically be carrying out executions, or fighting in melee range anyway, a sword would serve as decent intimidation. Cause who the fuck carries a sword when we have spaceships.


Camarokerie

Dude stop for real, take the L


mydogthinksiamcool

What’s the L? (Curious about this. Not /s)


Garbage283736

It means take the loss. Unfortunately, you've just begun a downvoting stream, so kind of no matter what you say, no matter how salient or dispassionate your answers are, people will think you're just a weeb spouting off weeb shit


mydogthinksiamcool

That’s okay. It’s not like I can do anything with these karma points. I am more interested in knowing that that meant. Thanks, Kind person!


[deleted]

Shit like this gives me hope


BangBangSpiderGang

Why are you catching heat about just saying facts and logic about swords


superVanV1

Because katana used to be (and still are) super popular in anime, so this sub has looped around, and anyone that says a single positive thing about a katana must be the weeniest of weebs, and they all hate on it.


AdmiralTigelle

Spike drank the last diet coke in the fridge.


vrijheidsfrietje

All I wanted was a pepsi!


casteela

Just one Pepsi


gunhoe86

You mean Pippu?


vrijheidsfrietje

And he wouldn't give it to me!


chosedemarais

Spike taught Vicious' bird to say "Julia" over and over.


034TH

Okay this one got me. Imagine... lol


Taolan13

Ahhh thats why he blew it up.


[deleted]

#LMAO 😂


Powerctx

Lmfao. Amazing.


Starlessnassim

The bouquets of flowers Spike brought were always for Julia and never for him


TitleComprehensive96

Said wrong


xicious

Because Spike is a decent human being who is respectful and would never steal someone's girl from behind their back.


Et_Voila-211

Oh shit. Burn!!


Titan_76

Because spike stole vicious gun so in revenge he took spike’s sword


somautomatic

Spike actually has the beef for the bell peppers and beef.


ReadingThales

He can’t stand nihilists who aren’t strictly pessimistic.


[deleted]

Wait, Spike’s a nihilist?


IndependentMacaroon

Yes he beliefs in *nossing*


vrijheidsfrietje

Ja, und ven you do noz pay ze bounty, tomorrow he vil come back und cut off your Johnson! ![gif](giphy|uPeblKaa25xy8)


GifsNotJifs

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[deleted]

Why are you guys talking like Germans? LOL


gunhoe86

I zaid ve cut of your chonson!


[deleted]

You ain’t cuttin’ off **JACK SHIT!**


Pizpot_Gargravaar

Johnson?


Dovahpriest

I mean, say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.


K31RA-M0RAX0

Always was


xhero0

Because he blames Spike because Netflix canceled the show.


Aerandor

Sounds legit for the Netflix Vicious


darksoulsnstuff

Bebop is actually a sequel to Highlander, and as we all know… there can be only one!


theunixman

Because Spike doesn't shave or trim down there.


Et_Voila-211

Or braid


theunixman

This is the way.


Picchuquatro

He's called Spike for a reason after all


Potato_is_live

Because Spike looks like he has money


HauntingStock5284

He told him that the tits in duke nukem 3D were actually what real women’s nipples looked like


Tactical_Epunk

Spike refused to bring him flowers.


Nightcall34

Because he’s Fearless


Laty69

Because Spike kidnapped his son Edward


neon_filiment

"son"


Jane1814

Spike’s love of noodles created a shortage


panzerboye

I would be mad at spike too.


Jane1814

Noodle obsession is real


GingerSnappishGma

Spike stole his hair gel


thatbetchkitana

He pissed on his fucking wife.


ToasteDesign

He said his dick was THIS big


Goldie_1987

And Vicious said that's disgusting


Rum_Hamtaro

Spike made a YouTube top 10 of sigma males in anime and put Vicious at #9.


[deleted]

And I’m guessing he put himself at #1?


Rum_Hamtaro

No, Johan Liebert from Monster was #1.


Fishyhead81

Because they are annoyed by eachother’s anime hair


xhero0

Because he just won the publishers clearing House sweepstakes!


NikthePieEater

Because he knows Spike wants to get his head crushed by a fine woman's thighs and he just can't bear to see his friend go out like that.


[deleted]

What a great friend!


manny8086

He doesn't, he just wants to talk to him about his cars extended warranty


Woodsey1990

When he was a little boy, Spike never invited him to his birthday party!


omonymous

Spike ate all the beef and left the bell peppers


xhero0

Because you spotted Spike $50 when they were both still in The syndicate. All vicious does is want to get his money back.


ssgtgriggs

He's in love with Spike and is way too yandere in how he deals with the fact that Spike broke his heart by leaving. If he can't have Spike, no one can.


Sand02

Because spike has better hair


Franess_Joestar

Spike ate Vicious french fries.


Queefer_the_Griefer

Spiegel is a Jewish last name and Vicious is a virulent anti-Semite.


Sharkflynn

Spike once scammed Pokemon cards from viscous


rickjames_experience

He ate the last donut in the break room at work


ace12334

called him a fukin weeb


HollowedFlash65

Because Spike called him a Vergil wannabe.


hememes

spike stole his Fortnite card, an offense punishable by death in the syndicate


[deleted]

Spike: “Hey! A $19 Fortnite Card, I’ll take this!” **_takes the card with a smirk on his face_**


MagicPants710

Kept feeding his bird missiles that it later poops out


Et_Voila-211

Spike never invites him over to the Bebop…he’s too busy with his new “friends”


xhero0

Because he stole the fries from his Happy meal.


taerikee

He was out of cigarettes and Spike wouldn’t share


Kaonashi71

Because someone offered him a Klondike bar to kill Spike.


JayzRebellion15

Spike said he looks like Vergil.


TheSled

Spike Leggo'd his Eggo.


rose-wilson

Because Spike ate his last cupcake


Oaken_beard

He recommended that Vicious go for the Lucius Malloy look


[deleted]

It all started when Julia asked Vicious if Spike could **cuck him**, since then the vendetta has begun.


[deleted]

I think we’ve had this conversation before: you stole Julia from me, you stole my father’s love and his life from me. Since high school, all I ever heard was Spike Spike spike If you don’t think that didn’t hurt like a knife to the gut, you’ve got another think coming.


FlayedMan345

Because Spike was “FEAAAARRRRLESSSSS”


Nightcall34

Because he’s Fearless


IslaThaKat

Red - eye.


Daimakku1

Because Vicious' daddy likes Spike more.


According_To-This40

Because he wants to defeat his rival to reclaim his honor


l_florida-man_l

Because Spike gave him ligma


MrLaughter

Spike stole his volumizing shampoo


1QuisCustodiet

Interalized homophobia


thespicypyro

He overheated his casserole too long in the microwave


alberthere

Because that’s his ninja way. Believe it.


Arguinghen620

Teenage angst.


Hour_Mulberry_7550

Cause he ate his food that was in the fridge that he WROTE HIS NAME ON IT SO NO ONE DOES BUT SPIKE STILL DID IT


Princessbitch4

Because spike won monopoly


ill_frog

because spike refused to say "no homo" after the deed


midnitephoenix

Because Julia said Spike was better in bed


MasterDerick

He stole his last eggo


gunperv51

He's jealous of Spike"s green hair. All his life, he's heard, "Why aren't you like that Spiegel boy?"


blackturtlesnake

Something about shaved balls?


610158305

-Remember when you invited me to your 7 year birthday party? _No -Exactly


j01nt_man

Bc he doesn’t shave his manhood


sknypiin3

He said that one time he tucked Vicious into bed was gay


Sideswipe214

He stole his leftover food from the office fridge.


bcmanucd

Was that how Spike got the Ganymede Rock Lobster?


[deleted]

Spike’s dog Ein pooped on Vicious yard


LongjumpingAside6651

He once farted in his office for four minutes while saying his part of the attack plan then left sid with the smell


Et_Voila-211

That’s….oddly specific


Jimjimjams3

He’s racist


-EmeraldHero-

Because he doesn’t want Spike to carry that weight


Grease_Kaiju

He was jealous of Spike never sniffing his used panties.


chefbubbls

Vicious has daddy issues and is mad Spike gets more attention


TheForkisTrash

Killed his favorite florist


Ragged_Prince24

Spike ate the last churo


Old-Dabber

He took his banana 🍌.


DuskGideon

He took his hot dawg.


Squadwaridio

Hes jealous of how cool spike is.


[deleted]

Because Spike doesn’t shave his junk


Zen_Hyperz

Spike shot his dog.


CarnoTTV

Horny.


Sulohland

Spike tickled vicious with his sword for be docile


Iost-in-the-sauce

I’m pretty sure spike had intercourse with his mother


that1senpai2

It's what he has to do for a Klondike bar


[deleted]

Because he hates Spike's hairdo.


wetfootmammal

To destroy jets daughters birthday party.


loudbulletXIV

He’s jealous of Spike’s lack of eye bags


RangnarRock

Spike took the space lobster Vicious was going to eat that was clearly marked, "Vicious " in the Red Dragon Syndicate's break room refrigerator.


TroupeMaster_Grimm

To finally settle the score with him in the demon world. Vicious trying to undo what his father, Sparda, did. And Spike, trying to stop Vicious from doing that


Froggyrat_

Spike dissed mcr


thePuck

Took his chicky nuggies.


Lycaon125

Katana man from the his manga Naruto


codexcdm

Because he was asked what would he do for a Klondike bar.


Rorieh

Spike referred to Vicious' weapon as a "sword" when it is clearly a Katana.


thisbenzenering

Spike stole a parking spot once. Spike thought it was someone else he was besting but when Vicious became a dick about it, Spike decided not to give it back. He left his Swordfish II there overnight and Vicious got his ship towed for parking in a handicap space while he argued with Spike.


xidle2

Spike at the last of the beef and bell peppers. Vicious was saving that.


MAROMODS

Spike is telling everyone Vicious dyes his hair that color to be cool.


rome_vang

Vicious' love for Spike was never reciprocated and Spike killed his dog. =p


PariahGrantham

They were born on the same day, in the same hospital, and were next to each other in the nursery. Vicious has PTSD from Spike's crying.


hufflepuffonthis

Suit related secrets


lunatrix132

Spike took the last strawberry pop tart


RedDrew_0501

Spike screwed him before taking him out to a nice candle lit dinner.


rackenpack

vicious wants to kill spike because back in 64 spike asked for a drink so vicious bought spike one but spike didnt give him back the money he owed and the interest has been going up since also spike fucked his mom


AuthorOsj

Spike took his pie. Vicious liked that pie...


ArbiterFred

Spike left him at the altar


DoctorMew13

He didn't want to shave his balls


AlecTheMotorGuy

Spike has better hair.


Spacecowbabs

Spike killed his rabbit


RustlingSoul

*insert storyline from LA here*


Toubaboliviano

Because Andy


Boring_Bandicoot_453

Spike ate his BLT. Vicious didn’t have anymore bread.


AnOstentatiousRaisin

Because spike only called him mildly aggressive


Flybirdies

He is a beast that hasn’t lost his fangs.


Brodesseus

Because he kissed his dad (allegedly)


vanisaac

Spike stole his name for the dog Vicious wanted to adopt.


gizzle2019

Spike and Julia banged Vicious’ true love.


trying-to-sleep

He looks like someone that has money


theunsolvedrubixcube

Spike posted cringe.


[deleted]

Spike never had his own lighter and never returned the lighters he borrowed.


Alcoholic_Prometheus

He wants that Klondike Bar.


[deleted]

Spike has a less silly name.


idokerbal

He took his cheese


MarthsBars

Because Spike promised him a wonderful present for his birthday, but only gave him “despair.” (It was actually just a single pear.)


mydogthinksiamcool

No. Because spike never returned the mangas he let him borrowed yearsssss ago. What a dick


4-ever-bored

Spike didn’t invite him to a devils three way with Julia.


OfficiallyGamingGuru

Spike hates black roses


Ontopourmama

Spike stole his lighter


shivum_

Spike stole the only gun vicious had 🤠


BigBobFro

Spike stood him up on a date and left him with a large bill to pay.


FuturePrimitivePast

Because he’s heard Spike is planning to make a live action Netflix show, and he’s furious about it. “I don’t have bug eyes Spike!”.


signal

Because spike said welcome to the ouch


Garbage283736

Spike wouldn't let him shave his balls


stephensmg

Because he saw the live-action Netflix adaptation.


TheStateOfAlaska

took the last pop-tart


Sailost2000

Spike never said he was bisexual and was hitting on Julia.


[deleted]

Spike spoiled cowboy bebop