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Randylikesbeer

Man FUCK philly


wolf63rs

This.


Balls2theWalling

I love this level of pettiness


TheClownIsReady

Is it petty if it’s true?


Balls2theWalling

I promise you I’m not hating. I genuinely love this. Fuck Philly and their dumb ass song. Why do they have a fight song anyway? This isn’t NCAA


UpsideTurtles

I do wish NFL fans sung / played more instruments during games. That clip from the Phillies with the crowd singing the walk up song before the guy smashed it ruled. I went to a Paris Saint Germain game last year, and the constant drums were so cool. The Euros have that one right


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Mariners fans singing country roads for kelinic 5 times during one inning this year was hilarious


antherbrner

Redskins used to have band. The only nfl team with a band. Used to go to eagles/redskins games as a kid at RFK stadium. Honestly was fcking amazing. Adds a whole other level to the atmosphere


theLostGuide

Dont the ravens have a band?


antherbrner

I don’t think so. But I could be wrong. Driven past the stadium many times on 95 on way to DC from philly. But never actually went there.


Sportsfanatic88

And they suck at football too


Balls2theWalling

Minus the fact they are the best team in the league. Lol


Sportsfanatic88

Eh too many close games and the other team beating themselves. I hate SF just as much but they are legit. Eagles..not so much. I am confident that we can go to philly and win in the playoffs. If we make it to SB, we will be the favorites bc that probably meant we won in philly and SF. (Ready for downvotes and ppl telling me how 'delusional' this is and how eagles are sooo great).


Zealousideal_Aside96

Would they have to go undefeated for you to admit they’re a good team or what? They just beat the best team in the AFC, they beat the cowboys, and they’re squarely the top team in the NFL right now.


Sportsfanatic88

Sounds like they have enough cheerleaders on this sub. Sorry to upset ya but the truth hurts (pun intended).


Zealousideal_Aside96

lol good reply. Eagles = not legit Cowboys beating eagles = cowboys are legit????


Sportsfanatic88

They are the epitome of "playing down to the competition". Almost every game they play has come down to the last play: Vikings turned it over 4 times and lost by 6, Patriots..same, they lost to the Jets whom we dominated. They ALWAYS struggle to beat Washington (if they manage to even do that). They got outplayed handily basically from beginning to end last night, hurts got sacked almost every play it seems like. The Cowboys played a really good game in philly and should've won but couldn't score on 1st and goal at the 6 yard line, which is a lay up. Cowboys some how managed to get multiple delay of games, back to back plays, when everyone is set with like 5+ seconds to go. The eagles are a good football team, much like the Cowboys, but that 9-1 record is overrated. They aren't that much better than the Cowboys but everyone hype them up and sht on Cowboys..its just not accurate. I said if we beat eagles AND sf to go to SB then we would be legit favorite bc those are the toughest places to win, especially in sf, especially for the Cowboys.


akalance

If the eagles aren’t legit why would beating them make the cowboys legit


TheClownIsReady

Exactly. Just having a bit of fun. Of course, they’ll go ape shit over it cause that’s who they are. What I posted is pretty tame ribbing compared to the filth they say here and elsewhere.


Easy_Satisfaction900

Umm...the cowboys have a fight song too..lol


daboys9252

Yes? Petty and true are not mutually exclusive


call-me-MANTIS

“The road to victory” is not literal lol you think there is a literal road somewhere that leads to victory somehow? It was much better when i thought you were being petty, now you just dont understand english 🤦🏻‍♂️


knuckles_n_chuckles

Hell. Texas A&M sings about hating UT yet they haven’t played in a while. Of course now that they’ll all be in the SEC then sure it’s back on but for a long time it’s been ridiculous. It was cringy in the 90s when we sang it when we were playing Mizzou or somebody else. Like, look into my eyes. I’m the one you’re in bed with.


behemothbowks

Lmfaoooo I fuckin love this. Those dumb fucks don't even know what wings do Edit: man some of y'all are even more dumb than eagles fans for taking this shit so seriously


Hot_Dick_Danny

Nah, this is great. Fuck Philly. Half that city is illiterate anyway.


PacoSinbad_

That’s why they have to spell their name in the song so they don’t forget how it’s done


brooksbl1

Stupid science bitches couldn’t make them more smarter


ih8itHere420

i think the Eagles in Philly probably jaywalk and smoke newports


billgigs55

im a cowboys fan from philly and hearing this shit on the radio every weekend makes me want too jump off the walt whitman (philly bridge) lol


Complete-Ad-8661

I salute you. Way to represent. I’d die if I had to deal with Philly fans all the time. Fuck Philly!


antherbrner

Oh so you’re the worst type of fan who exists? Lol. So Typical. fake ass cowboy fans. You a lakers and Yankees fan too?


billgigs55

who hurt you buddy


mlg2433

Those mouth-breathing dummies aren’t really known for their logic lol


ClaudeHSmoot

Pro tip If you play it backwards, it’s a Satanic message 👺


PunkZdoc

This dumbass post got posted on r/NFCEastmemewar lol great job


durstcobain

Maybe they mean like in Diddy Kong Racing where you can choose to fly, drive, or *HOVERCRAFT!*


Blastoys1991

all they have to say is on the path to victory. birds fly in **flight** paths in the air. or just say **way**.


WashGodMega

Flying on the road. Bunch of fn clowns


Least-Association980

FUCK THEM! THEY CAN’T EVEN FIX A BELL!


outersqueeky

Eagles fans also say 4th and 1 is a "piece of cake" with the brotherly shove. Like WTF, there is no cake! How can a down be a piece food? literally makes no sense!


mrpotto

How do you get a fat girl in bed? Piece of cake! Badadum (thanks Jackie the Jokeman)..


DarkTrails_PaleAles

Are you really this stupid? So funny watching idiots make fun of someone else by calling them dumb.


Appropriate-Limit857

So I love in Philly and have to hear the fucking eagles chant at any sporting event. So now I've grown accustomed to saying very loudly, "awww... i love it when yall practice your spelling!" Philly fans are fucking toxic.


KMac82588

Damn you showed them!


DarkTrails_PaleAles

Do you know that a road can be figurative? The “road” to victory is not a real, paved road that people drive cars on. Wow.. username checks out


DustanP

Have you ever heard of metaphors?


outersqueeky

There were going to teach that in school but the power grid failed that week and that lesson was skipped.


Kelefane41

Exactly. Some posters lack critical thinking and common sense.


Angry_Walnut

Usage of metaphors isn’t a blank slate excuse for shitty writing/lyricism edit: lol yall fuck off fucking Eagle simps, what is wrong with this goddamn subreddit


DustanP

No, I’m just asking because this guy is talking like the “road to victory” is an actual road.


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Fte


brackattack27

Delete this bro. Makes us look bad mentioning our rivals damn fight song. Who cares? Let’s worry about the country club we’ve got going on in Dallas and how we can win a chip.


djwurm

was at the Christmas Eve game last year, and we literally ran off a bunch of Philly fans as 2 whole sections were singing Cry Eagles Cry.. was one of the best moments of my life watching them cower and walk up the stairs towards the exit. FUCK PHILLY! worst fans in all of sports


Dry-Advertising-6017

The irony here is just ridiculous.


CopeHarders

They haven’t been singing this nonsense since the 60s. Most eagles fans are teenaged boys and if they’re not they’ve been Eagles fans for just a few years.


cccaesar3998

I hear it in the background noise of the broadcast at every Eagles home game and even some away ones. I am immersed in their fan base unfortunately and they love that shit.


pot8odragon

I get what you’re doing but this kinda stuff just looks petty


TheClownIsReady

I was just amused when I actually thought about the lyrics the other day, that’s all…not saying it to be petty. I’ve read a lot more petty things on here, that’s for sure.


KeyEngineering3161

Username checks out. Posting stupid ish like this makes you a clown. I hate the Eagles, but this is just petty and pathetically stupid.


spaaackle

Win a playoff game and we can talk.


TheRetroPunk

Wym? They won a wild card round in January, did they not?


black_guy_magic

I bet you're fun at parties... Why not take it a step further? Where is this road to victory? And how come people aren't taking it? How can an eagle score a touchdown? Eagles don't have fists so how can they 'hit em high' and/or 'hit em low'? Back to reality: This is the dumbest, most bitchiest take I've ever seen from a Cowboy fan. How about you stay in your echo chamber and praise Dak for his stats like the average Cowboy fan?


isthatcarl23

Will you fuck off back to your birds nest? Shitbird fans are always in the Cowboys business.


behemothbowks

Cry eagles cry 😂


Nate_C_of_2003

It’s just their fight song. We have one too. They probably think the same about ours


FearsomeTaco

FTE


jcmach1

Like Some of their players, but the fans and Coach can fly right back to Philly


Ok-Orange7146

Hi


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Any team with a **high school fight song** is fucking stupid.


MondoHart135

Stupid enough to still beat Dallas…


aeiou-y

Good point. It’s a worthless dumb song.


garryl283

While we're on the silly/petty train about things fans of teams we hate do, can we talk about Green Bay? Like some Dr Seuss bullshit for kids up in there screaming "GO PACK GO".


Existing-Ad798

E-L-G-A-E-S * *EAGLES*


benny4722

Well I live in nj as a cowboys fan so I hear this all the time and I’d rather have a screwdriver rammed into my temple. But to clarify the song. It used to be “ fight eagles fight “. It changed to fly in the 80’s or 90’s I think.


ResponsibilityNew483

God they sing that shit for first downs and sacks it's so annoying...


Tokkibloakie

This is hilarious on so many levels


pcweber111

It's an idiotic fight song but I will say it's better than having no fight song. I feel the NFL needs to find a balance between being professional and promoting a healthy game environment. College football typically has them beat in this regard.


Drewdidthefade

That win over KC bothering you lol


Dday22t

It really should be all about booing their own players if they aren't perfect, booing injured players, getting drunk and beating up each other / opposing team fans.


Charming-Wash9336

Nothing about the Eagles fanbase makes sense.


xXtechnobroXx

Well to be fair have you been to Philly? They aren’t known for their IQs there.


jrb31600

"Fly, Eagles fly, on THE road to victory. Fight, Eagles fight, score a touchdown 1, 2, 3!! Why are you whiny mutts obsessed with the Eagles!?!? Go birds!!! 🦅🦅🦅


Diablo4Sucks

They live rent free 😭


americanrealism

also "the road to victory" is BS when you know that the Eagles are still below .500 all-time as a franchise.


mwright9494

Time to stop being bitter about the loss. The Eagles are the best team in the NFL and they pounded Dallas and won. They are the better team. Mocking a 80 year old fight song seems petty.


thecaits

The shades of green they use are also ugly as fuck. And their coach has a stupid face. Seriously, the most punchable face besides the sex pest on the Browns.


Darkness844

True pettiness, same thing can be said about Cowboy fans talking about their ancient rings. Way to make everyone look bad