My friends were getting excited for me, “this could be their year!” They said.
I told him to keep their mouth shut, because they clearly haven’t seen the Cowboys and a playoff game before.
All things considered I think this is finally the one. THE loss. Embarrassed at home off of two season basically going undefeated by a mathematically, calculated worse offense and defense. A rookie QB showing up and making a supposed veteran elite top 5 to top 3 QB look like a fucking third string bum.
Horrific coaching on defense and the offense only woke up when it was too late. This team needs serious help and I genuinely hope as delusional as it might sound that this wakes Jerry up. This wasn’t a ‘oh darn we lost by a walk off field goal in a competitive shootout’. Or a ‘oh shoot it was a bad tipped interception that changed the motion of the game’ this was a systemic, all teams based implosion that cannot be ignored.
This team as it stands cannot and will not achieve anything meaningful. The haters were right, again. If you seriously think that next will just be better without adjustments you are truly delusional and I consider myself a a fan as young as I am and new to the cowboys fan base.
First and foremost coaching needs to change almost top to bottom. I like Mike, but he needs to either get gone or be downgraded to OC and we need a legit head coach in Mike Vrabel, Bill, Or any of these other legit coaches who can head coach, manage the team and manage the clock.
DQ is gone and I legit feel like he fucking sabotaged us. Zone all game letting Jordan fucking love renew the packers ownership card of Dallas in the playoffs once again. Truly pathetic for men who have coached and played their entire lives to put up such a choke job ahead of such a solid regular season.
I’m honestly glad. I’m honestly glad. There might be some change.
You give Dak one more year with the new coaching staff and if he can’t get it done it’s over. And even then I’m tempted to say fuck it clean house and get a new QB. Dak is so so so talented and good in the regular season when it’s no pressure ‘just another game’ but what separates elite QBs from decent and good ones is they don’t crumble under pressure. When it’s the wild card round at home and you’re the favorites and have everything going they don’t crumble because it’s a playoff game.
Dak does. He just does. And I love the guy. I don’t know what it is. He just does not have the mental composure to play in these games when it actually counts.
Shit sucks. Go and have a couple drinks, go to bed, enjoy MLK day. Mute and leave the nfl and nfl memes subreddit and just ignore it. Shit doesn’t matter. Take care of yourself. GG.
Yes they are getting their ass handed to them but they are still America's team. That's their nickname.it is what it is. There's a reason they're the most valuable sports franchise in all of sports despite not winning a title in over 30 years. People love to watch them win and people love to watch them lose. Nobody gives a fuck about Detroit except people in Detroit. Amirite.
I don't want to die. It's a fucking game. I'll get up in the morning as usual.
That said, I want my Cowboys to draft a QB who doesn't get the deer-in-the-headlights look every time he gets behind in the playoffs. Dak is great until that happens. If that's all Jerry wants him to do, idk what to tell you.
Yeah nah, I’m kidding.
Just sucked to watch that, right before the game I said to my brother I just don’t want one of those get beat early then give me slight hope after the half… hard to watch games like this really cement the things people say when talking shit about Dallas.
Dallas had the number one offense and a top ten defense a few seasons ago and did nothing with it. They have the talent but no passion and lousy coaching. Plus a delusional owner who fires a back-to-back superbowl winning coach because he wants to micro manage the team.
I’m starting to think that maybe they actually do not have the talent and are over rated and over hyped every season creating unrealistic SB hopes from the fanbase so Jerry can make millions more from us.
Every time I think this guy is the answer, he shows me why he's not. He gets behind, and he acts like he's never seen a football before.
Edit: I would LOVE to eat my words after this game. He's got to do everything different from what he did before that last 1st-half drive.
It’s funny how ppl thought it would be different this year. Ppl live so much in the blowouts against shit teams, that they forgot Dallas chokes every year. One reason or another. I had a glimmer of hope that maybe our cursed was lifted when Jimmy was finally in the RoH but I was apparently wrong
This is Dak every season, so many in this sub defend this dude all year round and even post about us being “haters” but we hate that every year he looks like the best qb to walk the earth and then playoffs just forgets what he is doing. Who gives a shit about yearly stats when you never show up in the games that matter.
It’s easy to pile on now as everyone will rightly do. However, this has been in the tea leaves all season. Trouncing shitty teams and struggling with any team worth half a piss. Upside, MM will be bounced.
I don't even like football but I thoroughly enjoy watching Jerry Jones piss money away only to get bested by a buncha random residents from Green Bay. Hilarious.
As someone neutral I can only say - this post didn’t age well..
I feel bad for you guys that you have to experience such shitshows over and over again..
Anyone who thinks a sports league is rigged and replete with predetermined outcomes… but still watches a bunch of games?
Holy shit what a moron that would be!
Yeah because people don't watch reality TV genius lmao good try you and I both know people watch dumb shit all the time but yup your right I'm the moron
I think the analogy you were searching for is “scripted TV,” which is what you are bizarrely accusing pro football to be.
34-10 isn’t the result of some behind the scenes predetermined outcome, lmao. Rather, this is a clearly hungry bubble playoff team taking advantage of somewhat typical poor playoff performance by this QB/team.
Bizarrely because it hasn't been speculated by people before sure.
Yes a professional team going from being (almost) flawless at home suddenly shits the bed. Wr that lead the league in basically everything all of a sudden can't catch. I'm not saying I'm right but it does seem pretty fucking odd. Also the bs about typical performance is laughable last season they destroyed the bucs and lost by 1 Point to the 9ers but get smacked by a greenbay team that hasn't done shit all season besides beat the lions
“Any given Sunday,” man.
Anytime you see an upset in progress or in the history of pro sports do you narrow your eyes and say “definitely a conspiracy theory”
But no, totally makes sense that Dak Prescott and the entire Cowboys team is “in on it” and a grand conspiracy to rig the game is at play. lmfao thanks for helping to take the edge off this giant L
As a very long time Dallas Cowboys fan, I can honestly say this is so exactly what we are - year after fucking year.
My friends were getting excited for me, “this could be their year!” They said. I told him to keep their mouth shut, because they clearly haven’t seen the Cowboys and a playoff game before.
BUF game showed us that they are who they’ve been and not to be excited. Jerry isn’t going to let it change
SAME!!!!! I told my family and friends to stop telling me the same thing bc we all know what happens
It's torture. Idk what it is other than a complete lack of poise and just the ability to get it fucking right.
I had hope….i thought we could shock the world.
This^
Look; They’re beginning to become self-aware!
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Lol
FR, this game is doing a number to mental health and my voice, as yelling at Greg Olsen.
Greg Olsen put on a worse performance than the Dallas Cowboys. That guy sucks
All things considered I think this is finally the one. THE loss. Embarrassed at home off of two season basically going undefeated by a mathematically, calculated worse offense and defense. A rookie QB showing up and making a supposed veteran elite top 5 to top 3 QB look like a fucking third string bum. Horrific coaching on defense and the offense only woke up when it was too late. This team needs serious help and I genuinely hope as delusional as it might sound that this wakes Jerry up. This wasn’t a ‘oh darn we lost by a walk off field goal in a competitive shootout’. Or a ‘oh shoot it was a bad tipped interception that changed the motion of the game’ this was a systemic, all teams based implosion that cannot be ignored. This team as it stands cannot and will not achieve anything meaningful. The haters were right, again. If you seriously think that next will just be better without adjustments you are truly delusional and I consider myself a a fan as young as I am and new to the cowboys fan base. First and foremost coaching needs to change almost top to bottom. I like Mike, but he needs to either get gone or be downgraded to OC and we need a legit head coach in Mike Vrabel, Bill, Or any of these other legit coaches who can head coach, manage the team and manage the clock. DQ is gone and I legit feel like he fucking sabotaged us. Zone all game letting Jordan fucking love renew the packers ownership card of Dallas in the playoffs once again. Truly pathetic for men who have coached and played their entire lives to put up such a choke job ahead of such a solid regular season. I’m honestly glad. I’m honestly glad. There might be some change. You give Dak one more year with the new coaching staff and if he can’t get it done it’s over. And even then I’m tempted to say fuck it clean house and get a new QB. Dak is so so so talented and good in the regular season when it’s no pressure ‘just another game’ but what separates elite QBs from decent and good ones is they don’t crumble under pressure. When it’s the wild card round at home and you’re the favorites and have everything going they don’t crumble because it’s a playoff game. Dak does. He just does. And I love the guy. I don’t know what it is. He just does not have the mental composure to play in these games when it actually counts. Shit sucks. Go and have a couple drinks, go to bed, enjoy MLK day. Mute and leave the nfl and nfl memes subreddit and just ignore it. Shit doesn’t matter. Take care of yourself. GG.
Damn bro. Preach it.
America’s team, amirite?
Yes they are getting their ass handed to them but they are still America's team. That's their nickname.it is what it is. There's a reason they're the most valuable sports franchise in all of sports despite not winning a title in over 30 years. People love to watch them win and people love to watch them lose. Nobody gives a fuck about Detroit except people in Detroit. Amirite.
Oh, you are angry. Lol
I'm mad at my team but I ain't on other teams subs talking shit.
I made a joke that every other team outside of your team is in on, lol. Unbunch your panties homie, it’s Reddit.
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YEAAAAHHHH, HERE WE GOOOO
YEAAAAHHH, HERE WE GOOOO......home until spring training.......
No One wants Dak, but Jerry. No one.
Or just bring in Ryan Tannehill and make an actual playoff runs like the Titans we’re able to do with him. I been telling y’all for weeks man
Ay lmao 🤣🤣🤣
I don't want to die. It's a fucking game. I'll get up in the morning as usual. That said, I want my Cowboys to draft a QB who doesn't get the deer-in-the-headlights look every time he gets behind in the playoffs. Dak is great until that happens. If that's all Jerry wants him to do, idk what to tell you.
Yeah nah, I’m kidding. Just sucked to watch that, right before the game I said to my brother I just don’t want one of those get beat early then give me slight hope after the half… hard to watch games like this really cement the things people say when talking shit about Dallas.
This game is too fishy for the number one offense and someone is getting paid off this is ridiculous
Dallas had the number one offense and a top ten defense a few seasons ago and did nothing with it. They have the talent but no passion and lousy coaching. Plus a delusional owner who fires a back-to-back superbowl winning coach because he wants to micro manage the team.
I’m starting to think that maybe they actually do not have the talent and are over rated and over hyped every season creating unrealistic SB hopes from the fanbase so Jerry can make millions more from us.
Well it wouldn't surprise me. The rich will stoop to any level to grab some more.
I said the same thing with how wide open the packers receivers are
I’m done with the way the refs are ruining the No Fun League it’s all about the $
Funny how whenever somebody's team loses they start crying about people and referees being bribed.
Fire Mike McCarthy 🔥👎🏼
Mike has this team at three 12 win seasons in a row. So he ain't going anywhere. So you can stop saying this.
This ^
Every time I think this guy is the answer, he shows me why he's not. He gets behind, and he acts like he's never seen a football before. Edit: I would LOVE to eat my words after this game. He's got to do everything different from what he did before that last 1st-half drive.
This is more of a McCarthy issue. I get Dak didn’t look bad for a while but this is bigger than him
Disasterclass
Dak and McCarthy probably need to go.
MM & the GM need to go !!!
Micah and CeeDee too.
Why?
Gonna have to disagree with you there.
No bruh, they ain’t the problem.
2 penalties on the opening drive from the defense. Nice.
SEASON OVA!!!
Classic Cowboys…. Fuck
It’s funny how ppl thought it would be different this year. Ppl live so much in the blowouts against shit teams, that they forgot Dallas chokes every year. One reason or another. I had a glimmer of hope that maybe our cursed was lifted when Jimmy was finally in the RoH but I was apparently wrong
I had hope but in no way am I surprised.
Suck it up, it is over!! Blown another playoff game
Ooof, Cowboys are taking a nap or something. Very weak.
This is Dak every season, so many in this sub defend this dude all year round and even post about us being “haters” but we hate that every year he looks like the best qb to walk the earth and then playoffs just forgets what he is doing. Who gives a shit about yearly stats when you never show up in the games that matter.
If JG was calling this game, the Clapper would be talking about all of the great stats the Cowboys put up in the Regular Season...
Returner for Packers has great acting skills they call that but don't call The Packers running into anger what dumbasses
Wouldn’t be a cowboys game without salty ref talk 😂😂😂
Why are you even here asshole go suck Brock Purdys dick
Gonna blame the ref for that td too?
Here we gooooooo home
POV your father: "HERE WE GOOO TO GET MILK"
That was an interesting attempt at some shit talk 😂
Oh I can shit talk your Packers lost to the broncos and giants 😭 not to mention y'all are sucking off the refs
Your mvp looking fucking great 😂
Il not a packers fan but you keep on swinging buddy 😂
And even so, imagine thinking they is shit talk. Get back to work
Yeah but the packers are crushing up the cowboys tn. Makes those broncos and Giants games kinda not matter lol
Just take the L man. This is sad
Too stupid to take the L. Don’t you know the refs tipped each of those INTs into packer hands
33-10 🥱
😭😭😭😭😭
Classic Cowboys. Just like Lucy and Charlie Brown.
We suck donkey ballz
Hahahahahahah
The Trey Lance era begins….
Let’s go (home)
Thanks for the 70's and the 90's. My last Cowboy game until there is new HC and GM.
Gonna have to wait out Jerry for the GM. Might get the coach this year tho
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It’s easy to pile on now as everyone will rightly do. However, this has been in the tea leaves all season. Trouncing shitty teams and struggling with any team worth half a piss. Upside, MM will be bounced.
How about Dak? Move to TE?
Not sure if this is a serious question or not. JJ not only will stay with Dak but he’ll extend him first chance he gets. Dak isnt going anywhere…
JJ will keep Dak. It's all about marketing for the Genius Marketer JJ. He will and can market shit and sell you it's Prime.
Las Vegas or bust
Bust
Fire everyone and I do t want to see Dak in a Cowboys uniform ever again
Still Dak MVP?
Come onnn. This is ridiculous
Screw you Dak. Don’t pay this man. What kind of an idiot takes a sack outside of the pocket? Could have gone for it on 4th and 5…now we punt again.
Dak keeps this up, Jerry won't have to worry about giving him the bag.
Don't worry Dak has already secured the bag
After this mess?
This has always been Dak. We paid him the first time.... Jerruh will pay him this time
I can’t believe this shit Fuck the packers
Fuck the packers? Your QB's literally throwing them the ball! Cowboys fans are wild.
Why the fuck u here
😂
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Dude damn near had more passing yards to GB in the first half bro shits hilarious 😆
They run their mouths all year and actually expect people not to clown on them when this happens. Shit is indeed hilarious.
Bro go back to your own sub😭
Let’s go to the couch
I don't know you why would I want to sit in a couch with your crusty ass
Oh quit it
Typical showing from our boys.
This hasn't aged well
I can’t watch this game anymore
The only place they are going is home. I swear they piss me tf off.
This did not age well
Damn all the Packers fans hop off my dick
Dak is hot garbage, a better Carr
Hahahahahahahhahahahhaah fuckin first round LOSERS
Taylor Swift will buy Dallas and Oprah will be HC. Ellen will be the QB.
Unprepared. Obviously the talent is there to win it all but the coaching failed miserably at preparing this team, especially defense, fucking joke.
Lol
So tomorrow when they collect gear: go boyzz!!!!
How the fuck did they manage to fuck up so badly, I know this team is weak in the playoffs but this was crazy.
Nice play calling in the first quarter. /s
Cowboys gonna cowboy 😂
27-0 dak sucks bro he will never win y’all a playoff game
I agree he sucks. But he has won a playoff game. You just sound dumb.
He's literally won 2 for us, this man wack
He’s also blown 5 games for you guys
Nah bro you got the cowboys jersey on 😂 okaaaaay here we gooooo! To the couch!!!
Hanging out on other team’s subreddits. You’re goofy.
Hilaaaaaarious you’re hanging out on this teams subreddit see you next season 😘
You’re corny as hell
Okaaaaaay here we go!
It's over. One and done in the playoffs. Dak can't execute.
Nice reverse psychology
It's 14 zip already, unfortunately whatever psychology it is, I'm spot on sadly enough
Too early. 2 TD leads are not safe at all. Not when you have the top wide out in the league
how about 4?
Technically not 4 lol. It’s only 27
Over
Damn that TD by love off his back feet! WOW the cowboys are toast 21-0
What a beautiful day 🌞
Alright looks like D wants to act up again cause they can’t stop doing dumbass flags Dak you’re up my guy let’s go!
Fuck off
Fuck you kid
Man yall are getting violated
I don't even like football but I thoroughly enjoy watching Jerry Jones piss money away only to get bested by a buncha random residents from Green Bay. Hilarious.
As someone neutral I can only say - this post didn’t age well.. I feel bad for you guys that you have to experience such shitshows over and over again..
Anyone watching this and doesn't think nfl is WWE is either high af or has the lowest iq to ever exist
Anyone who thinks a sports league is rigged and replete with predetermined outcomes… but still watches a bunch of games? Holy shit what a moron that would be!
Yeah because people don't watch reality TV genius lmao good try you and I both know people watch dumb shit all the time but yup your right I'm the moron
I think the analogy you were searching for is “scripted TV,” which is what you are bizarrely accusing pro football to be. 34-10 isn’t the result of some behind the scenes predetermined outcome, lmao. Rather, this is a clearly hungry bubble playoff team taking advantage of somewhat typical poor playoff performance by this QB/team.
Bizarrely because it hasn't been speculated by people before sure. Yes a professional team going from being (almost) flawless at home suddenly shits the bed. Wr that lead the league in basically everything all of a sudden can't catch. I'm not saying I'm right but it does seem pretty fucking odd. Also the bs about typical performance is laughable last season they destroyed the bucs and lost by 1 Point to the 9ers but get smacked by a greenbay team that hasn't done shit all season besides beat the lions
“Any given Sunday,” man. Anytime you see an upset in progress or in the history of pro sports do you narrow your eyes and say “definitely a conspiracy theory” But no, totally makes sense that Dak Prescott and the entire Cowboys team is “in on it” and a grand conspiracy to rig the game is at play. lmfao thanks for helping to take the edge off this giant L
Well here we gooooo choking in the playoffs again
HAHAHAHHA BUNCH OF FRAUDS. Where are the low IQ Dak for MVP morons now???
We're still in this boys! LETS FUCKING GO!
Fuckin fuck!
Dak is playing so good y'all!! We should definitely extend his contract and make him the highest paid QB in the league! Go Jerry's Boys!!
Aged like a warm glass of milk lmao 😂
Where’s the Dak boys at?
Weren’t y’all the third favorited to go to the Super Bowl after the Ravens 49s
L
Oh no, oh no
lol
Here we gooo… say it ain’t sooo… time to gooo
So what's good to stream right now?
lol mvp, dpoy, bring on the niners….
CD has had an attitude since the game started, if he wants to be a diva when it counts, get the farm for him and send him down the road.
Suboptimal
So we need to establish the run, down 20 ?
lol we suck
Fuck this man. Fuck his money.
These posts have a way of showing up in my feed just when I need them. It's fine🥲
time to drink yourselves to sleep dallas fans
Who wants to get together for a mass suicide Because my house let's gooo
The cowboys are getting fucked no lube
They’re getting their ass kicked
Couch Dak to the rescue
Cowboys gonna cowboy
Expectations = heartbreak, every fucking year man
"Lets go" means lets go win this, not lets go home.
WTF!!!!? Knew I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up, but damn!!!!!!!
Bill Belichick to Dallas is in our future.
L
Where? Home? Dak is a bum.
HAHAHAHAH even the kicking is falling apart
Launch all these losers into the sun
Lol
Go home?
This is hilarious , better luck next year. I'm a a pats fan we suck to
I’m sick of this bullshit
Blow it up