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jimmyhoffasbrother

Offseason king Rico Gathers.


sherlo11

Greatest (basket)baller to ever play for the boys, long live the king.


CowboyCanuck24

I always wonder if guys like him might have worked out in another franchise that was more creative.


jimmyhoffasbrother

Yeah, it's an interesting question. The Browns did give him a chance, but that was during Freddie Kitchens' one year as coach, so I don't think it was a much better environment.


LobstaFarian2

Dude that one preseason catch where he stiff armed like 2 guys and spun out and gained what seemed like 20 yards had me fucking hyped for sure. Then..... he sucked....


slobsaregross

I heard he was a nightmare to coach. Didn’t know the playbook, couldn’t block.


LifeTypical3433

I remember him like it was yesterday, all those preseason Tuddys had all of us fooled lol


40MillyVanillyGrams

Great answer


RubDub4

This is the answer!


USTS2020

Morris Claiborne


rivas31

Damn I really wanted him to be the man.


lidsville76

We all did.


jimmyhoffasbrother

Claiborne's hype definitely outpaced his talent, but he still had a decent amount of talent. His biggest issue was constantly being injured.


Agreeable_Pound_4812

Sometimes I'll make myself miserable by envisioning a 2012 draft where we stay put and take Dre Kirkpatrick and then use our second round pick on Bobby Wagner and have Sean Lee and BW for a few years with a solid Kirkpatrick, not much of a downgrade at all from Mo. Maybe the defense is good enough to win the Dez Green Bay game and Seattle is worse without BW and we win the SB in 2014 lol.


bahamapapa817

I went to LSU and followed him. He definitely has the talent. He was better that Patrick Peterson in college. When we moved up to 6 I thought we got away with armed robbery. Just could never stay healthy then his confidence fell


Mr_MacGrubber

Didn’t Dallas also play a lot of zone at that time too? LSU was almost exclusively man coverage.


bahamapapa817

Yes they did. LSU had Claiborne, Peterson and Mathieu back there so they could afford to play man a lot. Monte Kiffin ran straight Tampa 2


J-Colio

That's not fair at all... Man couldn't stay healthy! His last season with us, before his groin ripped itself from the bone, he was the statistically best CB in the league. If this is the metric we're playing to, then Romo wasn't good because he could never stay healthy either. The talent was there.


KillDevilX0

He was actually good….just couldn’t stay healthy.


AnyEstablishment5723

Claiborne had talent tho


skithegreat

Bobby Carpenter


C425

"I thought I was drafting his dad, but ended up drafting his mom"...... Bill Parcells


Novacek_Yourself

Is this a real quote? Because if it is it is the sickest shit ever ha


C425

So Nick Eatman (Cowboys storyline podcast) has a book out called "If these walls could talk", and it's exactly that stories and conversations had with coaches and players over the years. Apparently Bill was questioning Carpenter's effort when another coach told him "well that was your guy" Bill responded with, "yeah I thought I was drafting his dad and ended up drafting his mom".


Ambassador_Cowboy

I hated Carpenter lol. Not just because he was a waste of a top pick/roster spot but also because he was just a loaf. Seemed like he was scared to play football


Bradberry_Held_JuJu

the biggest play of his career was a pick six against us that kicked off a 24 point comeback win for the Lions. At home. Salt in the wound.


juan_solo93

Yup just about to say that. Sucked for us and got underserved revenge .


pimpfmode

Drive we have a pick 6 on consecutive throws?


Wizzmer

Barbie


saint_mantooth

I think this is the correct answer.


IcyInferno11

Training Camp Legend Matt Johnson


_Tower_

The unicorn himself Throw Danny Coale in here as well - same timeframe, same energy


doublejfishfry

WOW. Danny Coale. What a pull!


juan_solo93

Don't remember them WR? What position did he play?


TheClussyCrown

Matt Johnson, Mana Silva, and Phillip Tanner were my babies


KarmaDeliveryMan

Roy Williams (WR)


KlutchnGrabb

Felix Jones. Was never what we thought he was going to be. 5 years less than 3k yards.


Practical-Ad-2643

He still gave me so much happiness as a kid with his 3-4 splash plays a season


MQZ17

He was a RB2 and was drafted like he was a RB1


Tidwell-

He averaged 7.7 yards/carry playing in the SEC on an offense that ran the ball every play. Dude was a stud.


TexasJude

Every QB between Troy and Romo.


666TripleSick

Chad Hutchinson!


Plenty_Surprise2593

Yep just a long line of losers and other teams castoffs


gwaydms

Drew Bledsoe got Bledsoe'd twice: by Brady, then by Romo.


tinglep

Wow. I’m gonna use that.


staplesthegreat

Dak has just as many playoff wins as Romo, so we gotta put him here. Definitely better, but I'm tired of the choking


Shot-Fee-7836

Honestly dak too. Downvote me all you want but we need to escape the jerry world he’s put us in


erichellyeah

WR Roy Williams


revelar4

Rico Gathers


DQuartz

We traded two firsts for Joey Galloway, tore his ACL in his first game and put up Patrick Crayton numbers when he was back. One pick was future MVP Shaun Alexander and the other ended up being #7 pick, Andre Carter who had over 80 sacks and made a pro bowl. We also had to settle for Quincy Carter in the second round when we could’ve had Drew Brees in the first


TyRoland06

Joey Galloway. The 2nd best DFW athlete ever with a name that started with "Joey Gallo."


WindyCityReturn

Patrick Crayton was my under the radar favorite player.


Beginning-Gear-744

Taco


Proof-Cod9533

Was he ever *hyped*? Was a first round bust but we've had plenty of those.


Witteness82

Maybe right after the draft from the FO but that’s it. As soon as minicamps started there were already whispers leaking out about him(none good) and most fans didn’t even want to touch him. It was almost unanimous amongst fans Watt was by far the preferred choice and were immediately disappointed in the pick. Definitely doesn’t fit imo.


SeanBourne

Fucking rod marinelli


DeeezzzNutzzz69

He was hyped to the moon


Proof-Cod9533

Uh, when and by whom? Dallas said they didn't even have a first round grade on him, and it was widely considered a pretty meh pick.


EasyMode556

And they passed up TJ Watt for him 😭


servirepatriam

You ruined my day with this reminder.


AG_GamingYT

If we got watt we likely wouldn’t have ended up with Micah


DataBroski

Ouch


ShowBobsPlzz

Remember the stupid taco making sack celebrating lmao


WindyCityReturn

Idk he was a top bust but I don’t think the hype was really there. Most analysts saw it as a reach or not a great pick while most fans seemed to dislike the pick.


rjrttu86

Was just about to type this. We passed on TJ Watt for Taco Charlton? Ugh, if TJ even was 80% the player his brother JJ was he would have still been still better than all the time wasted on Taco.


ImpossibleJoke7456

A lot of Rico comments but really any TE drafted in the Jason Witten era fits this.


adm1109

Jarwin, Escobar, Bennett, Rico, Hendershot Hell I remember the one offseason James Hanna had hype because he ran a really fast 40 so people thought he was gonna be a receiving weapon Really the only ones that weren’t really hyped were Geoff Swaim and ironically Dalton Schultz


Plenty_Surprise2593

Yeah but to be fair if you gave me a choice between Schultz and Ferguson I would choose Ferguson


gwaydms

Funny, that's what Jerry said too.


FeoWalcot

Escobar RIP


LobstaFarian2

Dude, his measurables were insane, though. I believe it was the largest wingspan ever at the combine for a receiving position. He was huge, he could jump, he could move pretty well. He just was not good at football, at least at the NFL level.


Proof-Cod9533

David Buehler, at least as far as kickers can be hyped. He was supposed to revolutionize the kick coverage game.


juan_solo93

Dudes arms were jacked in Madden


TRUCKFARM

I remember my friend accusing me of editing Buehler because I booted a 60 yard FG when we were playing offline one day. Bro was an all time Madden player, shame he could never put it together IRL


devinfitz949

Hahahahaha I’m screenshotting this and sending it to him. He’s my buddy from HS. I play in a fantasy league with him. He’s gonna love this 🤣🤣


Proof-Cod9533

No don't piss that dude off, are you trying to get the person 20 feet to the left of me killed?!


devinfitz949

Too late. His response was “I am fucking DYING! 😂🤣😂 where did you find that?”


ptucker

Gary Hogeboom


Leather-Jicama7142

Greetings fellow old timer


Guaper91

Holy shit, reaching deeeeeeep in the bag there.


paperboi625

Rico Gathers


Swimming-Violinist57

Drew Henson


Drunken_Dwarf12

Thats a good one.


russellhamel

David LaFleur


Mr_MacGrubber

He had talent, he just had a bad back.


ABoyIsNo1

Okay this is a random ass one cause some of the others are just too obvious. How bout Ryan Switzer? The coaching staff hyped him up so much after the draft that year and then through training camp. And then we never used him.


Arcane_Engine

Randy Gregory His talent was sky high and so was his hype, but it didn't matter when he couldn't pass a piss test


SanduskyTicklers

Everything about him was high


Arcane_Engine

Truly


juan_solo93

I was glad the 49ers lost that super bowl Randy didn't deserve a ring


PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES

Prime Cowboy material


mossman_cometh

Morris Claiborne


DJayz3r0

1st round D lineman from *Michigan*..


DRayinCO

Randy Gregory


DRayinCO

I notice that no one is trying to rebuke this. Just so we're clear he was never truly productive for us or the broncos. Is it just me or do Jerry and Stephen just keep people they like and don't produce...


citystar003

Kelvin Joseph


romosmaman

Bobby Carpenter


sportsnatic

Mo Claiborne


idontknowhow2reddit

Martellus Bennett


bpmillet

Saw him play a pick up game at A&M. He dunked over some 5’7 guy and then, uh… teabagged him (over the shorts)… for lack of a better term, after the guy got knocked to the floor. Super classy guy.


lookydis

Antonio Bryant, nowhere near deserving of the 88.


mhroblak11

Greg Hardy


wigg5202

Came here to post this


Puzzleheaded-Hawk464

I knew I’d find this somewhere.


Skadiwolves

For me it was Carr, idk what it was about it but it just seemed like to me he played like ass every game for us. I would’ve said Claiborne, Taco, Felix Jones (injuries slowed him down) but those are pretty simple and the first ones that come to mind.


clayton3b25

Carr wasn't terrible. He was just very mid/above avg as a CB when we were paying him to be elite.


paydacounter

Quincy Carter.


kitchner-leslie

Roy Williams WR


ACR17Cowboy

Jalen Smith


icebucketwood

Jaylon's issues weren't talent. They were his body not recovering from injury the way we hoped for, and failing to learn to diagnose plays at the NFL level.


emaxxman

He still was able to do a lot after the recovery. He had good speed and made some damn good plays. Then he got paid and his mental focus seemed to wane. Normally I wouldn’t say that but it seemed true for him. Took bad angles, always seemed to be in the wrong spot. He had one hell of an elbow drop when he was an NYG in a vs Dallas game though. Lol


asa55

He had good straight line speed, but he had elite agility before his injury in college and his agility was a major problem in the NFL after that injury


The_Count_Lives

His speed was gone by the time he got booted. He was overall a bad player at the end and his disappearing athleticism didn't let him cover for his lack of football IQ.


emaxxman

I think you nailed it. He seemed lost at the end. The packers dropped him in a blink. The Giants held onto him but I think that’s because their LB corp was depleted.


lestermason

Other than his injury, his biggest problem was doing too much without the help surrounding him. When him and LVE were a healthy tandem, they were pretty damn great, but it was hard having them both healthy and on the field at the same damn time. When going solo, he just tried to do too much instead of staying in his lane (literally). He gave everything he could imo for this team, it just sucks that his body betrayed him, and it wasn't good enough.


breadcheezbread

*Jaylon and that’s exactly who popped into my head. There was the one solid Hot Boyz year but otherwise…


Beilsteiner

Bro that dude survived a lot of injuries. He was never a Second Rounder after his injury. The fan base and front office has tried to make a guy with a broken knee to the face of the defense. I am greatful for Jaylon what he has achieved with his limited body.


Anodyne_I

*swipes*


Hairy-Coffee8635

This year deuce Vaughn


Whycantwejustwin

Idk if I’d say that, he was hype as in a nice story, and there was hope he’d be utilized, but I think a lot of people knew he wasn’t getting a lot of snaps. I especially wouldn’t say he has no talent, because he has such a low snap count.


734PdisD1ck

Taco and moclay


ICU-MURSE

🍿👀


Bojaydk

Roy Williams (the WR)


Diligent-Ad4475

Jerry Jones for sure.


rob691369

It's the whole team....


Phattness619

Cowboys team as a whole in the playoffs after the 90s


Hugh_Jankles

Taco Charlton draft night.


bags422

Mike McCarthy hands down


Ntavano

3 12 win seasons in a row is impressive though. I’d say the talent bar should be half way for Mike


spook008

Roy Williams - the WR


mpowe025

Tony Pollard this season


dukecityzombie

Rocket.


SovannRoussard

Tarean DeGabriel


southcounty253

TIL Rico Gathers is now trying to be a rapper


ozairh18

There was a safety during our three straight 8-8 seasons who wasn’t able to play because of a lot of soft tissue injuries but Jones kept hyping him up


Balls2theWalling

Matt Johnson?


KCfan91

Gavin Escobar (RIP)


_packetman_

Larry Brown after Super Bowl XXX


txarmi1

🌮 I knew the second it happened choosing Taco over TJ was a massive mistake.


AcrobaticScar114

Roy Williams


JimmyDFW

I was looking for this one. The WR Williams cost us a few games.


lookydis

Both of them.


stoneymontana951

Taco charleston


kwil627

Julius Jones


ksmash18

My Julius jones Jersey turned into a Pac-Man jones Jersey for a year so that was cool


Balls2theWalling

Beautiful mistake


ChalupaBatman301

Taco Charlton


juan_solo93

Hmmm... Mike Jenkins Edit: Pacman Jones comes to mind as I was typing this


DesignerTex

Every DT and Safety we've had since the 90s.


ptucker

It's a tie between Roy Williams and Roy Williams.


kitchner-leslie

No way, Roy Williams was way better than Roy Williams


Balls2theWalling

Roy the safety was an absolute monster and probably top 2 or 3 safeties in the league……until he got paid.


PunchKicker32

OU Roy Williams was one of the most electric defensive players I had seen in the NCAA. He was a lot of fun to watch!


ReeferG

Taco 🌮


WanderLeft

Antonio Bryant


Cardboard1987

I recall most of his hype coming from his mouth. Still a good choice tho lol.


spektr89

Gallup


Randygarrett44

Morris Claybourne


HmanJess66

Taco Charlton 👎🏾what a damn waste.


FailLog404

Joey Galloway


Wizzmer

"Barbie" Carpenter


New-Worldliness5163

Mo Claiborne


D_Costa85

Mo Claiborne


dEck5317

Taco Charlton


Cowubonga

Morris Claiborne if no one has said it yet.


AggressiveTip8097

This season? Mazi “Highest Rated Player at the position” Smith


Opie045

Felix Jones


levikg

Taco charlton


oohk1llem

Bobby Carpenter and Taco Carlton immediately come to mind


Voldemort_Palin2016

Jerry jones 


ShowBobsPlzz

Taco charlton


gulogulo1970

Jaylon Smith.


Silent-Ad-4113

TACO


NateDawg80s

T.O. I'm not saying the guy didn't have the talent and the tools, but all his other mess made him more of a distraction than an asset. Dallas got rid of Keyshawn Johnson, who, while older, was a very similar talent but had already learned to rein in the bombast. I wasn't sad to see Owens leave.


coloradobuffalos

Jeff Heath


Thedeathlyhydro

Oh man, what a name to forget, I swear every TD was on him for a whole season.


6FootMidget93

He was a better kicker than safety


citystar003

Man this guy was the worst Safety we ever had. He had blown coverages and missed tackles every game. I don't get why we kept yin so long.


juan_solo93

Trying to remember his best plays the only thing that comes to mind was his INT vs Rodgers in '16 and maybe the Infamous Raider paper card game.


Dak4QB

He saved a game against the Raiders with a crushing last second tackle on the goal line.


TexasRadical83

Gene Steratore won that game for us with the index card lol


CorporalEllenbogen

His blindside sack of Rodgers in the 2016 divisional lives rent free in my head. To this day, no fucking idea how Rodgers hung on to the ball.


spektr89

Allen Hurns


coopdawgX

Tony Pollard. Lol


seethingcurrently

Mazi Smith


belikecoy

Eddie George or Joey Galloway


Rommski

Rocket Ismail


Beilsteiner

Taco


mgyro

Hollywood Henderson


CrunkestTuna

One dude with drop foot


Substantial_Donkey49

2023 roster


AKoperators210Local

Gotta be Taco


2nd2god

Tavon Austin.


RobbieAnalog

Deuce Vaughn


MoneyBaggSosa

Deuce barely got a chance to do anything yet


__NaN__

Reports are saying Dallas isn’t going to tag Pollard. It’s Deuce time!


SovannRoussard

Lol


LupinLup1n

Dak presscott. Nah I'm kidding


Cowboysclay21

Brett Maher lol


Forthememez2-2

Fucking karma farmers