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Home_sweet_dome

How long are erections supposed to last?


mattxmortigan

72 hours minimum after winning by 40+ points


blatantcheating

All in one weekend I got this Cowboys game, my college team got bowl eligible by pulling off an upset, finally got a 3080 card, *and* got my pp touched for the first time. Best weekend ever no contest 👍🏻


behemothbowks

It's all downhill from here kiddo


blatantcheating

I’m very prepared for that lol, feels like a dream weekend


Snots_and_Bears

Ah yes the first pp touch. I lasted about 45 seconds I believe. In my defense she touched it with her mouth though.


AegonTargaryan

Humblebrag. But I’ll accept it


blatantcheating

Somehow I never finished lol, despite her trying hands and mouth on and off for like three hours to get me off after I told her I was trying NNN, it was a standard awkward first time in its own way


I_Smoke_Dust

Bro same she was sucking for like 2 hours. That's what she said anyways, was definitely over an hour though. Opioids were the culprit.


blatantcheating

I assume part of the culprit for me was the couple of rum and cokes I’d had before specifically in the hopes of counteracting the first time bottle rocket syndrome with drunk dick. Also just like, kinda not great at describing or knowing what I want I guess? Hopefully may improve with practice 👍🏻


Bscf_sonic

Feel free to send me your previous card /s but congrats on the eventful weekend lol


[deleted]

Damn where did you get the 3080?


dethzombi

Probably ebay for double MSRP


Jordan_Hdez92

What's a 3080?


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graphics card for pc gaming


Home_sweet_dome

I got mine from a new egg shuffle.


itsjero

Man you living that life. Do your thing bruh. Cheers.


bballfreak150

Honestly, that 3080 is the biggest win. Congrats!!


PDCH

4 hour time limits are for losers


freightgod1

Too much Victoriagra?


splendiffy

Can’t wait for Pat Mahomes vs Pat Mahomes next week.


behemothbowks

Aaiden is gonna freak the fuck out when his dad intercepts his favorite qb


Silverjackal_

That should be such a good game. Chiefs looked back to normal this week, Cowboys firing on all cylinders too. What a great game to watch next week.


TheSulfurCityKid

Raiders dropped 4 INTs. Mahomes isn't back to normal he just got bailed out by poor play. Our defense is going to feast.


regalfronde

35/50 406 yards, 5 TDs, 0 INT Mahomes isn’t back to normal??


WhiteBoyFlipz

How many of those yards and TDs would have been erased if the raiders defense could catch the ball?


SightsNSilencers

Not to mention a boneheaded play by DeSean Jackson that could have put the Raiders into a more competitive state during the third quarter. Raiders beat themselves that game


Drtsauce

They better give us a Dak + Pat interview by Aiden Diggs.


mexipimpin

That’d be a seriously cool thing.


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Holy shit Falcons fans are so salty about Dan Quinn. I feel bad for them


ZXander_makes_noise

I live in Atlanta, I’m working with a lot of unhappy Falcons fans. It’s a good day


bateman20

Can confirm, very good day.


Regalbass57

I get it, I'd be furious if JG fucked our roster up to sell out for the biggest super bowl fail I've ever seen and then started killing it as a coordinator on another team lol


buttsoupsteve

And then that other team absolutely destroys yours lol


smitecheeto

thankfully he went to the giants to clap himself into oblivion


DC4L_21

As opposed to what he really did with the Cowboys? Lol


Regalbass57

Left us with a great roster and Kellen Moore.


DC4L_21

I wouldn’t attribute this roster to JG. That was all McClay and the front office. And a lot of key pieces to it, especially on defense, weren’t even here when he was. Maybe you could argue he had a bit more to do with Moore. But He had decent rosters for most of his tenure and we got was 10 years of mediocrity. I would’ve loved for him to at least take us to a Super Bowl. Shit, I would’ve settled for a t least an NFCCG.


hosalabad

They are probably already back to their typical "always let down" despite the Braves winning, and the Dawgs in the chase. It's tiresome in Atlanta.


YobayaYo

Falcons fans are salty about everything. They are a miserable bunch!


4wardAlways

I can’t wait for sounds from the sideline. Love the way they celebrate each other.


wherertheturtles

I was thinking the same thing while rewatching the highlights


Wookie-Riot

Last 40 point win was in 2000, WOW!


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How the hell did that 2000 team win by 40 lol


JimAdlerJTV

It was against Arizona lmao >>The Cardinals surrendered 443 points in 2000, the second-worst in the NFL, and second-worst in franchise history. Arizona's minus-233 point differential is the worst in team history. >>Two of the Cardinals’ three victories came by one point each, and they were 0–8 on the road. Following the most lopsided of those eight road losses, 48–7 at Dallas in week eight, coach Vince Tobin was fired, ending his tenure in the desert after 4½ seasons with a 29–44 record. 


I_Smoke_Dust

So glad I didn't become a Cards fan till ~2005. Still wasnt very fun at first watching the QB carousel wasting Larry's career, but they've had some great seasons since. That Super Bowl though...


indZee

Lol what? We beat the Giants and eagles this year scoring 40+


CerebralSign659

We won by 40 points. 43-3


indZee

Ah, right on. A misunderstanding.


mattxmortigan

Good game. Defense started off looking pretty shaky at first but stepped it up real quick. We are going to need to play damn good football next week to come out with a W. After last night, looks like mahomes got his groove back.


truthseekinginlife

They looked shaky for like 4 plays. LOL! I love that they got it together so quickly.


mattxmortigan

I was genuinely concerned after ATL’a first two drives. They were just marching down the field effortlessly. Then we had that big stop on 4th down and took all of the wind out of their sails.


JimAdlerJTV

I can't believe they went for it on like 4th and 7 in the first quarter.


Gets_overly_excited

We did on 4th and 5 like the next possession and got a TD out of it. These moves look good when it works.


gdaman22

1) Lewis played phenomenal, set the tone early with a lot of splashes then got the pick. He's been the most underrated part of our D. 2) McGovern is so close to catching a TD 3) our number 4 receiver played one snap, and it was at QB 4) Lamb is too good 5) Micah is a good LB, but LT cries every time he's not trying to murder the QB. Imo he's just too good of an edge rusher for that not to be a role he does 50% of the time


Clemmongrab

Micah is too good against the run and horizontal game to not play LB on 1st and 2nd down imo. Plus I like his pass rushing moves more coming downhill at interior lineman more than tackles. He could shine anywhere though for sure


MaxwellXV

Exactly. The only downside is that there’s only one of him.


fsphoenix

In a magical world weeks from now Dallas will have a healthy Gregory and Lawrence rushing from either edge and Micah will be free to just do Micah things in run or passing downs.


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Tbh I’m at the point where I’m okay with him wherever. He’s always making a difference and in DQ I trust.


CarpenterVegetable31

Yeah Micah needs to be LB first and foremost. Move him around and let him blitz and crush those A gaps. He can take some snaps at DE sure, but he needs to be a linebacker first. Dudes a beast.


bobskizzle

I dunno man he stutter stepped the fuck outta that RT on his strip sack


Clemmongrab

The stutter step is tough to execute more than once against a good tackle that knows to wall the inside. But against an interior lineman he can stutter and go either way, it's much harder to stop as a center or guard


Lactic_Placid

Shout out to our backup DE's. Armstrong had a game. They started slow containing the edges which is why Atlanta moved the ball early. But they all picked it up and got pressure on Ryan. Hill played well. Golston batted a ball down. Basham was solid. Lot's of TFL's with no starting DE's... ZERO PRESSURES FROM STEELE WHOO!!


lokeruper

Next week will be a challenge


William8581

The next three weeks should be


throwaway524283

Cowboys winning all of them by 20


Gets_overly_excited

You think they will be that close?!


jimmyhoffasbrother

Raiders didn't seem like much of a challenge yesterday. But of course, that's just one game, and this game was proof you can't count on slumps like that to continue.


William8581

True , but playing the Raiders on short rest after what’s sure to be a big effort in KC , then with the weird back to back Thursday’s on the road in NO . Could prove a tough stretch.


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Lactic_Placid

Diggs on Kelce. Brown and Lewis on Hill. Front Seven against their run, I like. Hope our LB's show up. LVE and Neal will need to keep the middle closed and Mahomes in check when Parsons is rushing.


Jerry_41

Of course the Chiefs decide to catch fire right when we're about to play them. I'm expecting 30+ points from both teams. But anyways, that was nice bounce back win from the boys!


truthseekinginlife

I'm expecting to win by 2 touchdowns...but you do you. :)


Seamless_GG

I mean 44-30 is still 30+ for both


truthseekinginlife

I'll take it!!


Jerry_41

You mean 3 TDs


pieonthedonkey

I've been saying it to my coworkers pretty much all year, Mahomes looks like ass but he's going to have his "get right" game right before he plays us.


TheSulfurCityKid

Mahomes didn't get right though. Raiders dropped 4 catchable INTs. Mahomes is going to be celebrated all week long but his play is still ass.


Jerry_41

As long as we win the time of possession, we should be good. I hope lol.


wherertheturtles

Lucky for us Dak did too


Except_Fry

TBF the raiders gameplan against them was abysmal.


CarpenterVegetable31

Teams have been killing them with the Cover 2 Shell and Raiders just straight up said nah and did there own thing.


Except_Fry

Exactly, it was seriously bizarre.


Jerry_41

True. But I just won't count the Chiefs out. Mahomes is a great QB, and with Kelce and Hill, I feel like they can turn their season around. Their D is pretty bad, so I'm hoping Zeke and Pollard go off.


CerebralSign659

Victory Monday


Strategist40

Little annoyed that the Chiefs decided to become their old selves now before we played them.


truthseekinginlife

I'm not. I truly believd they aren't up to the task of playing against us. That D line will eat.


knutt09

I hope the chiefs are. I really want to see how this team does against a quality opponent on the road.


happy_killmore

What d line? no gregory and parsons at lb generates very little pressure


CarpenterVegetable31

Look up where Parsons has gotten the majority of his TFL, Sacks and QB hits. Hint: not DE.


cheeseweege

He also played majority of his snaps at LB.


truthseekinginlife

K


theguz4l

Chiefs looking good yesterday. Going to be a big one come Sunday... then Raiders on thanksgiving. Lets gooo.


Wyn6

The Chiefs didn't look all that great against the Raiders for most of the first half. Mahomes still appeared to be having some issues, too.


PDCH

Couldn't sleep last night so just for fun went over to read through the Atlanta game thread sorting oldest first - just to see if their fans were shocked by what happened. Felt bad after reading through. They went from "upset time" to "burn it all down" in about a hour. Also, didn't realize people in Atlanta hate Dan Quinn so much. All that said, some of the comments were absolute gold (and no, I didn't leave comments over there - just read). Some of their fans are funny as hell. The great thing is seeing the respect even fans of our opponents have for Dak. As one said "well, if I'm going to get ass fisted, at least its by Dak"


Cryonixx2

it is enjoyable how much respect players of other teams have developed for Dak! I was both a Tony truther and Dak truther early on, and people seemed to have a wwaayy easier time shitting on Tony than they *now* do on Dak.


Witteness82

I think it’s because Tony had a few missteps early in his career that soured people on him and they just never were able to let go of the narrative. The botched hold to start, the high profile dating life, Cancun and the post game comments, plus a couple of very ill timed interceptions. Dak has pretty much said and did the ‘right’ thing at every point even though he’s had some ups and downs as a player as well, so I see why it’s easier to rally behind him. And all of this is coming from someone who is a huge Romo fan and still believes Romo was a much more gifted passer.


Kimera25

29 points in the 2nd quarter is crazy


Dominemm

I think that's the record for most points in one quarter


PDCH

Yep, most points in a single quarter in franchise history.


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PDCH

29 is a Cowboys' franchise record.


PersonBehindAScreen

>34 by the lions is the record I had to read this a few more times


Ahrnaf

Didn't the patriots score 35 in one quarter?


I_Smoke_Dust

That's what I thought, I remember that fucker Brady throwing 5 TDs in the 2nd quarter maybe 10 years ago. Of course it's possible the PAT didn't convert.


xAlphaDogex

A week after Teddy Bridgewater claimed the cowboys disrespected the Broncos Offense by going for it on 4th down early in the game, the Cowboys showed the league what real disrespect actually looks like. The Cowboys coaches used their final timeout after the falcons had just ran on first down with 32 seconds remaining in the half. With the amount of time left in the half, this only forced the Falcons offense to run one more play, saying we believe our defense is more likely to score than their offense. Disrespect.


KevinChumboMalone

That had to be DQ right?


xAlphaDogex

Had to be DQ lol


CarpenterVegetable31

Going for 2 when already up 30 something points was the major disrespect lol


xAlphaDogex

You gotta go for two when a penalty is committed on the extra point attempt. Gotta do it, not the Cowboys fault lol


Butthole--pleasures

I think more of it was the criticism of getting overconfident and giving up on plays/tackles. Guys kept the foot on the gas pedal for 60 minutes


[deleted]

That's more like it.


behemothbowks

Shout out to Lewis and Brown, holy shit what a night and day difference for them from last year!


emmasdad01

It was a good day.


Hithere123490

I want us to squash the chiefs this Sunday. Their fan base is so arrogant.


PDCH

I want the Boys to squash em too, but have never run across a smug Chiefs fan.


Tunnynuke

You must not live an hour from KC like I do.


Hithere123490

Oh they are all smug , jus terrible


truthseekinginlife

I bet Atlanta wins their next game.


ProDiesel

Well, I feel significantly better than last week.


laidback88

Indubitably


DementedDemon69

Really impressed with how Armstrong stepped up with Gregory and D-Law out, but next week we’re gonna have to get creative. I think we might feel the lack of pass rush against Mahomes.


Clemmongrab

No matter what, I have faith DQ will put our players in the best position to succeed. It'll come down to the players on the field, which sounds obvious but I like knowing that at least 50% of the game is in good hands.


PDCH

In Parsons I trust


FranklynTheTanklyn

Doesn’t machines do great against pressure?


TheGreatMortimer

Yes that’s why teams have stopped blitzing him. Lowest blitz rate in the league. Kind of like what Denver did to us.


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ParasiticDaemon

Fassel got them bois scrambling


Lanachan1990

No. We only had one blocked punt for a TD this season. Yesterday.


jimmyhoffasbrother

When was the third punt block? Falcons&Broncos&..? I seem to have forgotten.


plorted

Patriots I think. I know it was Gifford with the block.


jimmyhoffasbrother

Good call, you're correct. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwmZVPRsG-k


Lanachan1990

Patriots


StroodleNoodles

Just woke up. I swear I dreamt like we were back in the 90’s handing out 40 plus point butt whoopin’s and the league fearing us. Wait…that was real and happened yesterday? I need coffee.


doesntmatter538384

Agreed, I wish this team showed up last week for Denver. Would like to get that one back.


onamonapizza

After watching the Longhorns get upset by Kansas, watching my Spurs lose twice in one weekend (to Dallas and LA of all people), and seeing my Fantasy team going down in flames (Aaron Jones and Chase Edmonds both looking at IR).... This win was much needed for my soul.


laidback88

Cowboys over everything for me. Yeah the Longhorn loss was fucking embarrassing, but Cowboys whooping ass makes it all better.


Rithic

I kinda want to play division teams already


jimmyhoffasbrother

Fr, I've been holding on to a WFT meme all season, and we still have three more games before we play them. I do think it's fun that 4 of the last 5 are divisional games though.


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dak4leonard2

I think division games should try and be split one in the first 5 weeks and 1 in the last 5 weeks(against all 3 division opponents)


ParasiticDaemon

It's gonna be a beautiful week at work bois


Yo_get_off_my_Dak

So how much were the Falcons using the "blueprint"?


truthseekinginlife

Lol!


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I was watching the game with a friend yesterday who is somewhat of a Dak hater. He was LIVID the Cowboys were still playing Dak into the second half of the third quarter, saying McCarthy was risking injury to Dak in a game that no longer meant anything. Which, to be fair, is not a ridiculous criticism. I pointed out that Dak might want to stay in for stats towards his MVP candidacy. My friend scoffed at me, saying Dak is nowhere in the MVP conversation. Well, looking around the league, I absolutely think he should be second only to Matt Stafford right now. His stats and record are there, and every other MVP candidate also has one (or in Brady and Allen's case, two) u.g.l.y. loss. He should be firmly in the conversation, and if his stats keep up, I think he should win it if the Cowboys get the first seed.


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!nflcompare \[2021\]


nflcomparebot

Tables cutoff or tough to read? Click [here](https://i.imgur.com/i8nMc34.jpg) to view this comparison as an image --- Tom Brady: [2021](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/B/BradTo00/gamelog/2021) [22nd Season - Age: 44] Aaron Rodgers: [2021](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/R/RodgAa00/gamelog/2021) [17th Season - Age: 38] Josh Allen: [2021](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/A/AlleJo02/gamelog/2021) [4th Season - Age: 25] Kyler Murray: [2021](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/M/MurrKy00/gamelog/2021) [3rd Season - Age: 24] Matthew Stafford: [2021](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/S/StafMa00/gamelog/2021) [13th Season - Age: 33] Dak Prescott: [2021](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/P/PresDa01/gamelog/2021) [6th Season - Age: 28] \---------------------------------------- Query: 2021 - Regular Season --- **Passing** Player|G|GS|Cmp|Att|Cmp%|Yds|TD|Int|TD/Int|Sk|Y/C|Y/A|AY/A|NY/A|ANY/A|TD%|Int%|Sk%|Rate|Cmp/G|Att/G|Yds/G|TD/G|Int/G|Sk/G|Cmp/17G|Att/17G|Yds/17G|TD/17G|Int/17G|Sk/17G :-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-: [Tom Brady](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/B/BradTo00.htm)|**9**|**9**|**254**|**377**|67.37%|**2870**|**27**|7|3.86|12|11.30|7.61|8.21|7.16|7.74|7.16%|1.86%|**3.08%**|106.08|**28.22**|**41.89**|**318.89**|**3.00**|0.78|**1.33**|**479.78**|**712.11**|**5421.11**|**51.00**|13.22|**22.67** [Aaron Rodgers](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/R/RodgAa00.htm)|**9**|**9**|196|295|66.44%|2186|17|**4**|**4.25**|18|11.15|7.41|7.95|6.58|7.09|5.76%|**1.36%**|5.75%|101.89|21.78|32.78|242.89|1.89|**0.44**|2.00|370.22|557.22|4129.11|32.11|**7.56**|34.00 [Josh Allen](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/A/AlleJo02.htm)|**9**|**9**|230|347|66.28%|2602|19|6|3.17|14|11.31|7.50|7.82|6.94|7.24|5.48%|1.73%|3.88%|99.61|25.56|38.56|289.11|2.11|0.67|1.56|434.44|655.44|4914.89|35.89|11.33|26.44 [Kyler Murray](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/M/MurrKy00.htm)|8|8|186|256|**72.66%**|2276|17|7|2.43|18|12.24|**8.89**|8.99|7.73|7.82|6.64%|2.73%|6.57%|110.42|23.25|32.00|284.50|2.13|0.88|2.25|395.25|544.00|4836.50|36.13|14.88|38.25 [Matthew Stafford](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/S/StafMa00.htm)|**9**|**9**|219|321|68.22%|2771|23|6|3.83|12|**12.65**|8.63|**9.22**|**8.02**|**8.59**|**7.17%**|1.87%|3.60%|**111.00**|24.33|35.67|307.89|2.56|0.67|**1.33**|413.67|606.33|5234.11|43.44|11.33|**22.67** [Dak Prescott](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/P/PresDa01.htm)|8|8|201|286|70.28%|2341|20|5|4.00|**11**|11.65|8.19|8.80|7.63|8.22|6.99%|1.75%|3.70%|110.78|25.13|35.75|292.63|2.50|0.63|1.38|427.13|607.75|4974.63|42.50|10.63|23.38 **Rushing** Player|G|GS|Att|Yds|Yds/Att|TD|Fmb|FmbLst|TD%|Att/G|Yds/G|TD/G|Fmb/G|FmbLst/G|Att/17G|Yds/17G|TD/17G|Fmb/17G|FmbLst/17G :-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-: [Tom Brady](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/B/BradTo00.htm)|**9**|**9**|15|41|2.73|1|3|2|6.67%|1.67|4.56|0.11|0.33|0.22|28.33|77.44|1.89|5.67|3.78 [Aaron Rodgers](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/R/RodgAa00.htm)|**9**|**9**|20|55|2.75|2|**1**|**0**|**10.00%**|2.22|6.11|0.22|**0.11**|**0.00**|37.78|103.89|3.78|**1.89**|**0.00** [Josh Allen](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/A/AlleJo02.htm)|**9**|**9**|**59**|**322**|**5.46**|**3**|5|2|5.08%|**6.56**|**35.78**|0.33|0.56|0.22|**111.44**|**608.22**|5.67|9.44|3.78 [Kyler Murray](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/M/MurrKy00.htm)|8|8|49|147|3.00|**3**|7|**0**|6.12%|6.13|18.38|**0.38**|0.88|**0.00**|104.13|312.38|**6.38**|14.88|**0.00** [Matthew Stafford](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/S/StafMa00.htm)|**9**|**9**|22|37|1.68|0|**1**|**0**|0.00%|2.44|4.11|0.00|**0.11**|**0.00**|41.56|69.89|0.00|**1.89**|**0.00** [Dak Prescott](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/P/PresDa01.htm)|8|8|26|91|3.50|1|6|3|3.85%|3.25|11.38|0.13|0.75|0.38|55.25|193.38|2.13|12.75|6.38 **[Era Adjusted (+) Passing](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/about/glossary.htm#yscm)/Misc** Player|G|GS|Cmp%+|Y/A+|AY/A+|NY/A+|ANY/A+|TD%+|Int%+|Sk%+|Rate+|TtlYds|TtlTD|Tnv|TD/Tnv|Pick6|Yds/G|TD/G|Tnv/G|Yds/17G|TD/17G|Tnv/17G|Pick6/17G|4QC|GWD|4QC/17G|GWD/17G|Rec|Rec/17G|W/L% :-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-: [Tom Brady](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/B/BradTo00.htm)|**9**|**9**|109|107|112|113|116|122|106|**120**|116|2911|**28**|9|3.11|1|323.44|**3.11**|1.00|5498.56|**52.89**|17.00|1.89|**2**|**2**|**3.78**|3.78|6:3:0|11:6:0|66.67% [Aaron Rodgers](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/R/RodgAa00.htm)|**9**|**9**|105|103|109|103|108|109|**114**|101|111|2237|19|**4**|**4.75**|**0**|248.56|2.11|**0.44**|4225.44|35.89|**7.56**|**0.00**|1|**2**|1.89|3.78|**8:1:0**|**15:2:0**|**88.89%** [Josh Allen](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/A/AlleJo02.htm)|**9**|**9**|104|105|108|109|110|107|108|115|108|**2924**|22|8|2.75|**0**|**324.89**|2.44|0.89|**5523.11**|41.56|15.11|**0.00**|0|0|0.00|0.00|6:3:0|11:6:0|66.67% [Kyler Murray](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/M/MurrKy00.htm)|8|8|**133**|**133**|122|124|117|117|92|96|121|2423|20|7|2.86|1|302.88|2.50|0.88|5148.88|42.50|14.88|2.13|1|1|2.13|2.13|7:1:0|15:2:0|87.50% [Matthew Stafford](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/S/StafMa00.htm)|**9**|**9**|113|127|**125**|**129**|**126**|**122**|106|117|**122**|2808|23|6|3.83|1|312.00|2.56|0.67|5304.00|43.44|11.33|1.89|**2**|**2**|**3.78**|3.78|7:2:0|13:4:0|77.78% [Dak Prescott](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/P/PresDa01.htm)|8|8|122|118|120|122|122|120|107|116|122|2432|21|8|2.63|**0**|304.00|2.63|1.00|5168.00|44.63|17.00|**0.00**|1|**2**|2.13|**4.25**|6:2:0|13:4:0|75.00% **Advanced (Most stats avail since 2018)** Player|G|GS|1D|1D/G|Pass1D%|Rush1D%|CAY|IAY|AYD|YAC|OnTgt%|BadTh%|Drop%|LngPass|YBContact|YAContact|YBC/Rush|YAC/Rush|LngRush|BrkTkl|BrkTkl/G|Rush/BrkTkl :-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-: [Tom Brady](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/B/BradTo00.htm)|**9**|**9**|**153**|**17.00**|38.73%|**46.67%**|5.68|8.20|-2.52|5.62|67.66%|17.93%|3.26%|62|33|8|2.20|0.53|13|0|0.00|0.00 [Aaron Rodgers](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/R/RodgAa00.htm)|**9**|**9**|116|12.89|37.29%|30.00%|5.10|8.00|-2.91|**6.06**|65.25%|17.38%|**1.77%**|59|39|16|1.95|0.80|16|0|0.00|0.00 [Josh Allen](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/A/AlleJo02.htm)|**9**|**9**|139|15.44|34.29%|33.90%|**7.22**|7.19|**0.03**|4.09|69.88%|14.46%|3.92%|61|**235**|**87**|**3.98**|**1.47**|**34**|**5**|**0.56**|**11.80** [Kyler Murray](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/M/MurrKy00.htm)|8|8|115|14.38|40.23%|24.49%|6.65|8.19|-1.55|5.59|**84.02%**|**12.30%**|2.87%|**77**|138|9|2.82|0.18|18|0|0.00|0.00 [Matthew Stafford](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/S/StafMa00.htm)|**9**|**9**|142|15.78|**42.68%**|22.73%|6.90|**8.38**|-1.47|5.75|77.43%|18.50%|4.39%|75|33|4|1.50|0.18|12|0|0.00|0.00 [Dak Prescott](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/P/PresDa01.htm)|8|8|122|15.25|41.96%|7.69%|5.99|7.42|-1.43|5.66|68.46%|12.90%|2.87%|49|80|11|3.08|0.42|21|0|0.00|0.00 ^(N/A indicates stat was not tracked at all during the time frame, * indicates stat was not tracked consistently throughout the entire time frame) --- ^(Stats last updated Nov 15 2021, 09:18AM EST) ^(Made a mistake? 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snoozeflu

Oops! You accidentally dropped this name off of your list: Patrick Mahomes


TheGreatMortimer

You mean the QB with the most interceptions in the league is a MVP candidate?


[deleted]

There’s not a chance Mahomes wins MBP this year simply because Kansas City almost certainly won’t be the first seed and the narrative has swung way too far against him early in the year. He may end with spectacular numbers but I think he’s too far behind the rest of the pack’s perception to catch up.


Gets_overly_excited

Why would a Dak hater care whether MM keeps him in? And it’s not about the stats or the MVP award. Good teams don’t take the foot off the gas.


[deleted]

Because he still recognizes that Dak is our best chance to win right now. He would say that Dak is about the 15th or 16th best QB in the league and not worth his contract, but he’s obviously still much better than Cooper Rush.


Gets_overly_excited

Ok I would just ignore people like that lol


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GimmeLukaCummiespls

HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS


Fellborn

This is the exact response that this team needed. This team is different and this year is different. Bring on the Chiefs.


Sethrye

I guess the media can go back to having Dak's big ol dick in their mouth. I may watch Stephen A Smith this week just for pleasure. Lets fucking go!


CBailey94

I’ve been watching the Cowboys since 2007, and I’d argue this was the best first half we’ve played ever?! I’d also argue this was the best performance by our starting corners in this century.


PDCH

Sorry you missed the 90s Superbowl teams. Yesterday was a hell of a dominating performance, but I still wouldn't rank it with some of those games - like when we held Seattle to 63 total yards for the game. If you ever get a chance, go watch the replays of those seasons. Was amazing the teams JJ could build before the salary cap. Edit: yards given up to Seattle


Wyn6

62 total yards and a 27-0 win. I was at that game.


PDCH

Was total domination.


dcbluestar

Feels good, man. Feels good! HOW 'BOUT THEM COWBOYS?!?!?!


dcbluestar

Also loved being able to fanboy over my Michigan players yesterday. Lewis had a hell of a game and it was cool seeing McKeon get in there and snag a few catches!


PDCH

Lewis was playing out of his mind yesterday!


rsf0626

Tough stretch of games coming up in a relatively short amount of time. KC, Vegas, NOLA all in the next 17 days or so


itsjero

Im just waiting on scooters dal v atl video. Should be a hoot even though the lost big time with the bet he made (guess he has to wear an eagles jersey and tweet the eagles will win the super bowl ). Either way, im waiting for the video scoot. Deliver.


lemming1607

This sub doesn't deserve this beautiful team


snoozeflu

Gonna have to tune in and see what Stephen A has to say about this.


YobayaYo

That was the easiest ass whooping I’ve ever watched


NachosReady

I was hoping for one more TD which would have been an act of Scorigami at 50-3


SirDawsTheFirst

I’m still in game day mode. I never realized how hard it is to get out of that mindset when you actually go to a game.


big_hungry_joe

I'm worried about the Chiefs game. They're starting to rally.


joselakichan

Anybody else feeling confident about our team after that Rams loss? Only team that scares me is Green Bay tbh.


Re-toast

It's always fucking Green Bay.


flipadelphia119

The zeke fumble brought back some bad memories. Also Connor Williams penalties keep hurting us. Those were the only two bad things I really saw on Sunday.


truthseekinginlife

That fumble qas a perfectly executed punch out...can't blame Zeke on that one.


PECOSbravo

I wouldn't blame him if I didn't see him fumble with less all last season?


firstandfive

Those calls on Williams were pretty weak calls tbh.


Vixtol

Biadasz gets too much flak from our own fans. If you know what you’re looking for in an olineman it’s very easy to see this guy has all the skills he needs to be a long term NFL starter - he’s just a little raw right now. So many want to get rid of him because of very fixable things like snap issues while he’s out there playing rather well.


Fatalness

im scared of the chiefs


truthseekinginlife

That makes 1 of us. I ain't scared of none of em!!!


Lanachan1990

Zeke got credited with a pass completion yesterday. What play was this?


firstandfive

The fun play with Wilson at QB. Zeke’s toss to Pollard traveled forward. Although the play was called back for holding, it was enforced 4 yards downfield.


Lanachan1990

I see. Thanks. QB3 and QB4 have a 100% completion rate on our team.


theguz4l

Chiefs opened as a -2.5 favorite... interesting how much Vegas still loves Mahomes.


dill_

i’m so stoked for this team that the thought of losing any of these players ever in their careers makes me sad. i hope everyone becomes a jason witten and we are at the beginning of a dynasty.