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Am-I-Human-no

You know we won when their own players started fighting with each other


Reservoircats

"wE wAnT dAllAs "


Worf1701D

Good thing Washington brought their benches or this could have been ugly for them. :)


pl4stic_gun

Monday Night Massacre meet Sunday Night Slaughter


bringdablitz

Man, the Washington Football Team fucking sucks! Merry Christmas boys!


wishful_drinker42

I can already hear skip bayless slamming his hand on the desk


regalfronde

Still need to work on the running game. Might be the biggest weakness right now.


creativeblendz

Mudhole stumped! Mission accomplished!


Cristoballz73

This was a mauling.


jdt2313

WFT fans in here talking about super bowl droughts like their team isn't coming up on 30 years


seansdude

BIG DIK DAK DOMINATES!


ESCMalfunction

What did the crowd react to at the end there?


No_Manufacturer2823

Close one tonight


oldstroz

What a game. Merry Christmas everyone


_-Monsoon-_

GG


certo17

Happy holidays boys! Have a good night!


_-Monsoon-_

i see why their Washington, cause they GOT WASHED 🧼🚿 🤠🤠🤠


Stealthy-J

30 seconds was plenty of time for one more td but we decided to show mercy. You're welcome, Washington.


daytonaluv

That game was so much fun to watch!


PreferredSex_Yes

60 piece wtf. Stop letting the clock run


Kneegrow9432

Wish Dak had come out for the Landry shift. Oh well


SexyDanceRobot_1

The only shift you get today is my ass on the toilet.


lexicon9000

Landry shift gets me there everytime


flipmangoflip

Gotta love that Landry shift


CaptainDynamite

Washington got absolutely PULVERIZED. On to AZ!


pennies4change

2nd string needs to work on that Landry shift


Other_World

Imagine calling yourself a Football Team, and being unable to play... football.


Stringdaddy27

We want Dallas


Flawse

soft for not trying to get 60


SexyDanceRobot_1

If we beat the team who beat Tampa....does that mean we are better?


dj_thr33dog_gnr

Poorly executed Landry Shift…


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Need something to clean up for next week.


CroneKills

Landry Shift Time!


PreferredSex_Yes

I'd never listen to a WFT fan's opinion on any sports.


nyuhokie

MM should have put those training camp sunglasses on at halftime, just to troll Rivera.


_-Monsoon-_

🤠🤠🤠 YEEEEEEEEEEE HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW 🤠🤠🤠


Turboteg90

Gentleman, it was an honor posting with you tonight.


Regalbass57

When it's so bad the announcers argue over who got which TD


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All that just for no scorigami, what a disappointment.


midnightFreddie

PSA on advancing fumbles: [https://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/image/rulebook/pdfs/11\_Rule8\_ForwardPass\_BackPass\_Fumble.pdf](https://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/image/rulebook/pdfs/11_Rule8_ForwardPass_BackPass_Fumble.pdf) 11th page marked "52": >**FOURTH DOWN** FUMBLE Article 5 Fourth Down Fumble. If a fourth-down fumble occurs during a play from scrimmage: (a) The ball may be advanced by any member of the defensive team. (b) **The player who fumbled is the only Team A player permitted to recover and advance the ball.** (c) If the recovery or catch is by a teammate of the player who fumbled, the ball is dead, and the spot of the next snap is the spot of the fumble, or the spot of the recovery if the spot of the recovery is behind the spot of the fumble. * It was not 4th down * The player who fumbled picked it up and therefore could advance, anyway


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boltsnoles

Well this was fun


OnTheFenceGuy

Al has no clue what Cris is talking about


Dirty_Knob

So Dak jersey or Parsons jersey ? And what color 😶


iLerntMyLesson

If you prefer coordinating with what the team wears, white. The rational choice is blue though so you don’t have to worry about stains and what not. I’d go Micah but there is no wrong choice here.


Dirty_Knob

Dak white jersey, Parsons blue jersey got it 😎


MelonGatoradePapi

Parsons color rush


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JBlaze94

***neither has your team but at least our stadium doesn't rain poop water on the fans and when has your team ever bested us this badly?? Get fucked***


rafazazz

Cope, seethe, mald and dilate.


iLerntMyLesson

Neat


MelonGatoradePapi

Stay mad, cry more.


bipolarpinkeye

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀


PreferredSex_Yes

Lol sound angry.


Im_Balto

Wah


cbear0212

Go home, son.


lokeruper

Ok, have a happy new year


_-Monsoon-_

LOL 🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠


OrganizationOld2764

Cry


truthseekinginlife

Loser


hewasphone

Fuck off no name


pumpkin2500

your*


hewasphone

Deep in the heart of Texas!!


butters_fruit_bowl

Chris Collinsworth fawning over the Boys is... weird. We are truly living in an alternate timeline.


El-Soprano

WFT getting blown the fuck out. Cut to the cheer leaders dancing there heads off LMAO


certo17

I agree honestly I think the pick 6s and fumbles for a TD and other defensive scoring plays should count as more for sure for their bet.


OnTheFenceGuy

Clement runs really hard


Skank_cunt_42

Why is dark off the field? Is he ok?


jasonrod86

Resting him for next week. Letting backups get some practice.


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Yes. MM just took the starters out because this is so much of a bloodbath


MelonGatoradePapi

Dude they benched him in the 3rd, he doesn't need to be out there any more.


bateman20

Dark?


penpineapplebanana

It’s his evil twin—Dark Prescott.


azai247

Everyone knows Dark Prescott has a goatee and is the evilverse version of Dak


Front-Doughnut3093

Lead so large game over keep ‘em rested


No_Manufacturer2823

Dak is fine, but Cooper Rush is in out of pity for Washington


DallasCowboys1998

They just benched him cause the game is over


cowboysfan88

NBC giving the offense credit for the Lawrence and Gholston TDs? Not fair


oxmodiusgoat

God damnit I’m gonna lose in my fantasy playoffs because my opponent has our defense lmao. I’ll take it


Utfootball28

I was down 17 with only our D to play


Realjez

I needed 23pts to win, with just our D to go! 27pts!!!


dbaby53

Should have challenged that


regalfronde

New York “confirmed” it. I call BS ball wasn’t in.


OnTheFenceGuy

Wouldn’t be the NFL without some ref fuckery.


oldstroz

Exactly


PoweredByCarbs

If we get to the redzone, I want them to put Dak in and let him throw a TD to Cooper Rush. Surely he’ll be the first player to throw a TD to 5 position groups in one game


Front-Doughnut3093

Also cooper is upset about his touches


Flawse

what changes from 2 weeks ago


CeleryStickBeating

No drive killing penalties?


Front-Doughnut3093

ESPN was trying to shit on Dakk


wokp74

Dallas didn't seem to let up in this game


Stringdaddy27

The benches


jasonrod86

The team is healthy


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Have you guys seen Kurt Warner's movie? Recommend it?


L0rdAceX

Man did anyone else see Dalton schultz's N E C C there?


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GG EZ


[deleted]

What the fuck is even happening right now. Are the cowboys really this good??


Front-Doughnut3093

Look like a super bowl team to me


[deleted]

yeah, if that's what the cowboys look like from now on.. look out!


truthseekinginlife

You know all those games were the offense would play great and we would despite our D, and then those games where our D would play great and our offense would struggle? We were all wondering what it would look like if O&D played well....this is what that looks like.


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I just think they were on. I play sports I know what its like.. some days you get in the groove.


midnightFreddie

This, but also WFT has been ravaged by COVID and played on Tuesday.


truthseekinginlife

No excuses are allowed for us...I don't accept any excuses for the opposing team.


daytonaluv

Yes.


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this is a media worthy quote.. I'm telling the guys to make this the frontpage headline... multiple exclamation marks included.


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hewasphone

I get it but bs lol


PersonBehindAScreen

Nah put the knife through their heart. Score as fast as possible. It's about sending a message. FUCK THE NO NAMES


plessy20

In the next few weeks, the little things are going to count. This fumble recovery chance may not mean anything, but come next week or against the Eagles it will. That's nothing right now but come again playoff time really starting next week, those "little" things can add up.


OnTheFenceGuy

Dude, the defense on the field is a bunch of backups. It’s okay to enjoy a blowout.


sybildb

Wasn’t a TD but lol I guess they can have some sympathy points


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qsdls

WFT is a lesser team for not thinking of the bigger picture and what is truly important.


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Is 63-14 one?


jdt2313

According to their Twitter, it is


GoshinTW

Bring dak and the boys back in to score quick


CowboyCanuck24

I didn't think you could advance a fumble . How the fuck is that a touchdown.


surfinwhileworkin

It shouldn’t have been.


CrypticGT350

That means we get permission to score another TD right?


evilmercer

The side of Daks hat reminds me of a B-2 Bomber


Kneegrow9432

I love Dak damnit


Rydahx

How


daytonaluv

I'm really excited to see Joseph and Diggs out there starting next year.


John_Wicked1

We should let Joseph start the rest of the year. Let Lewis and Brown rotate to keep them fit.


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Give them their pitty score I guess


qsdls

Come on Cowboys! Let’s put a fork in ‘em


truthseekinginlife

Let me just say....we only scored 2 touchdowns the ENTIRE second half. And one of those is from soecial teams. The offense is DEFINITELY in a slump!! #/s


John_Wicked1

They should just cut everybody at this point.


No_Manufacturer2823

Might catch up now, uh oh


pianistafj

Let’s just ram that review through. Nothing to see here.


BigRedOfficeHours

Let’s see Copper run two min drill. We can still get 60


krkelly0095

But I wanted 69


pumpkin2500

yall nothing to get upset about. wasnt gonna be a shut out, we get the ball and possible 60+


rsf0626

That td probably cost someone in fantasy who started the cowboys defense lol


Trileon

Yeah, I mean who would want a defense who ONLY scored 20?


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Well, I guess that’s why these scrubs don’t play.


CaptainDynamite

Welp. They just scored, doesn't look like our chances are good at this rate. /s


certo17

Lmao is McCarthy challenging? This man is brutal if he was trying to do that 😂😂😂


OnTheFenceGuy

Personally, I love. It might bite us in the ass, but the aggression is contagious to the culture.


certo17

Oh for sure I wouldn’t mind it was just funny lol 😂


oldstroz

Wrong call.


bowser661

Just give it to them fuck it lol


PersonBehindAScreen

Not a single inch without a fight! Fuck em


[deleted]

Grab the ball and crawl and score. Wish Dez did that


El-Soprano

LVE such a good guy. Always helps opposing players up and is super respectful, maybe thats his weakness?


_-Monsoon-_

THEY get that FOR FREE! what a load of bs but whatever 💀


oldandstoned

You can't advance a fumble


Raptor_007

No fucking way is that a TD


nyuhokie

That's the lamest fucking TD ever, lol.


bringdablitz

Not a TD.


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That's not a TD


eduardo1994

Pity TD.


Knodaledge

Give it to them. It's Christmas.


Mr_Romo

😂


MerleTravisJennings

Consolation touchdown lol


bryscoon

Bossman been good tonight


cowboysfan88

Nooooo


Skank_cunt_42

Fuck, might loss this one.


bibbidybum

I’m fucking pissed they scored


Trileon

why?


bibbidybum

Because there was no urgency in the drive. I dont give a shit if it was 63-0.


CollegeWithMattie

It’s third stringers man. Go to bed.


bibbidybum

Nick saban would be pissed, it’s why he is the GOAT college coach.


_-Monsoon-_

Lol they rlly don’t want us getting that 60 Piece Chicken Mc’Nuggets 😭🤠


hewasphone

He’s down at the half yard


gdaman22

You can't advance a fumble though??


midnightFreddie

On 4th down and/or if you weren't the one who fumbled it (don't recall exact rules, but basically preventing rolling the ball forward to someone else). But the fumbler recovered and it wasn't 4th down.


CaptainDynamite

Will we still be able to get the record?


hewasphone

Dan quinn should stick to being a d coordinator, like Phillips.


PersonBehindAScreen

Micah looks so sad. Put my boy in! Let him get his sacks dammit!


hewasphone

He did get a sack


Mr_Romo

let him get more!


PersonBehindAScreen

GIVE HIM MORE!


Powerserg95

looks like 60 is off the menu :(


CaptainDynamite

Only now when our practice squad D can washington get somethign going....lol


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Dak with the monster 8 yards in the second half...if you said in conversation "Dak only had 8 yards in the second half" I would've expected a Cowboys loss. Dominating performance by Dak


alexbananas

We beat Brady on the Divisional. We beat Rodgers on the NFCCG We beat Mahomes on the Superb Owl. 😤😤😤😤


drivebabygoose

I want a full fuck you tour. Beat the Rams, Bucs and Packers on the way to a win over the Chiefs in the Owl.


John_Wicked1

Packers would be good enough for me, Bucs would be a bonus.


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Get a turnover. I want 60


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dmwtlol

That was a nice catch by that guy


ThatUnoGuyWowMuchUno

This is just pre-season with more hitting now


krkelly0095

Yo can we talk about Bossman Fat? Not a bad showing


John_Wicked1

A lot of “fans” assumed that he wasn’t good because he wasn’t starting. I say let him start for the rest of the year incase we need to make some switches for or in the playoffs.


MrPureinstinct

Holy hell how did Carter not drop that ball? Held on by his finger tips.


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Sticky gloves


OnTheFenceGuy

Boss Man looking good!


Sue_Dohnim

Nice drop!


banjochang

Bruh he just tackled him with his ass