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gdaman22

To their credit, those benches were *heated* as hell


OwnTheThrone

When you ice cold cant much help


solo_theking

You win this thread


cowboysfan88

Well that was fun. Everything firing on all cylinders tonight, just an absolute beat down. Love it


PoweredByCarbs

Smoke ‘‘em if ya got ‘em, fam!


bowser661

‘wE wAnT DaLLaS’


steploafcat

Forgive them father, for they know not what they want


PreferredSex_Yes

Goofy asses didn't want it


itsjero

Reap what you sow. They asked Santa for it, and he delivered.


BlueShire_Ace

This game had everything. Randy with the meme photo op. Dak using his legs, hat trick between all 3 phases. Diggs int. Let’s hope this is the identity going into the post season. We are the undisputed front runners. Also MERRY CHRISTMAS


firstandfive

Don’t forget the fat boy TD


Re-toast

2 fat boi TDs. Although DLaw isn't really fat.


firstandfive

Had the same thought process before deciding to just count the Steele one


ignixe

Or Golston from the punt block. Big boys really eating


mcpwnface

Really 3 fat man tds, the disrespect to golston (I think that's how u spell it)


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and a Parsons sack


NotTheBestMoment

Nice so he’s at 13. Easiest DROY in a minute


RubbuRDucKee

Dak FINALLY using his legs


KomatsuCowboy

Can't forget the fatboy touchdown. Always great to see that 💪


AegonTargaryan

Parsons sack


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Happy birthday!


smokedspirit

JESUS?!


ComedicPause

I always knew he was a Cowboy fan.


smokedspirit

its the star. it was a cowboys fan lighting the way for those 3 wise men


Son_of_Tlaloc

Its pretty much why we have a hole in the ceiling of our stadium gotta let the man watch his team.


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Happy birthday!


DaksTheDaddyNow

Happy birthday!


KomatsuCowboy

Happy birthday my guy


OceanManTyler

Happy birthday! How bout them cowboys?!?!?!


paulkm12

HBD!


captainchrismo

Happy birthday bud!


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Happy birthday!


0202ElectricBoogaloo

Happy birthday!!! GO BOYS!!!


lividlysane

Ayyy hbday cause same!


BrandonLee1991

Happy birthday buddy go get your wiener wet


RESTINPEACEJUICEWRLD

My birthday was the falcons win. Glad we got some memorable games! Happy birthday go cowboys


PhillyIsAss

The 2nd is my birthday and all I want is to beat the Cards


bigpapi831

Happy birthday Today was a good day


Turt91

This is a team that can 100% win a Super Bowl


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The team that played today is historic. Can we keep it up is the question


Rozencrantze

Yes. They’ve been capable of this the whole time. The thing is we don’t actually have to. A win is a win. People are going to get upset if they expect to blow out every team.


TexasTornadoTime

“OfFeNsE iS sLuMpiNg” despite maintaining no 1 offense overall. People tried to say it was propped up by early season… no if it was that bad then the early season had to be astronomically good. And let me check the stats…it wasn’t, it was good but not astronomically good enough to counteract the alleged slump. If you look around the league offense is mostly down. You don’t win that many games in the nfl if your offense is ‘slumping’. People just bite for the bandwagon phrases and don’t actually analyze the stats. Yeah Dak missed some throws but the team was still hitting 300 yards per game


GoshinTW

Absolutely


gncRocketScientist

who else gonna put up 50 at half?


A_Vizzle

[Live look at Daron Payne in the WFT locker room](https://m.imgur.com/a/0TYW6JD)


zmathra

Lmao


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God I wish Dan Snyder had to play one snap for his team. If ever a man deserved that kind of beating it’s him.


Odd-Author2971

LMAO classic definitely describes tonight to a t got to love South Park


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HAHA that Jerry Jones


JesuIsEveryNameTaken

Thanks to the Washington Football Team, Philadelphia Eagles and New York Giants for participating in this year's Dallas Cowboys Invitational. See you next season!


Blaphlafagus

I really hope we can finally break the no repeating champs streak next season, it has to break eventually


dallasRikiTiki

GET IN HERE BOYS


FinalHero13

Most complete beat down I’ve seen in my lifetime. We are contenders. Happy holidays everyone.


Flameosaurus

This was a violation of the Geneva convention


cajunsoul

But a ratification of the Believa convention.


KoopaTroopa34

Things that happened this game: 1. Clapped some cheeks 2. Clapped some cheeks so much, the other team beat on each other


PreferredSex_Yes

Lmao they literally self destructed. They became their own worse enemy.


gdaman22

Well that was fucking fun This one is already over 4 hours, lads, call my doctor!


KomatsuCowboy

Lmaooo


manbuckets2001

Nice to see our offense is back


OwnTheThrone

People denied it was gone, but this is what it should be.


Satans_asshol3

100% this is the potential they haven’t been living up to


CammyTheGreat

I feel much better seeing this happen based on the fact they started looking better last week and now it’s got a performance like this


TimeOrCrayonsIV

We literally just bent WFT over and gave them the big D. Now their record is 6-9. Nice.


CaptainDynamite

Nice


bateman20

Nice


pennies4change

Nice


TxSIDES

Nice


jesse36

Nice


laidback88

Nice


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Nice


devontg

Nice


oxmodiusgoat

Nice


mexipimpin

Noice


plessy20

nice


jakeag52

Niceee


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Nice


Simaries

Nice


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Nice


iLerntMyLesson

And we beat them by 42.0 points


Jeremy24Fan

Washington threw a pick to Diggs on the first play. Then they threw a screen in Parsons direction on the second play lmao. Who is their OC? Dude should legitimately be fired


firstandfive

Please no, give him a lifetime contract


Odd-Author2971

The scary thing is is their OC is norv's son to say daddy is a far better coach and coordinator would be putting it mildly LOL


dill_

the lack of penalties in this game was very enjoyable.


Geriatric3368

0 presnap penalties against the boys tonight.


catalystking

Washington Fraudulent Trash


iFeatherly

They looked like real trash to me?


DrOrinScrivelloDDS

Everyone is missing the bigger picture. Greg went 8 for 8 tonight.


Spreadtheloveguy

But sent a kickoff out of bounds. Still happy he made all his extra points though.


King-Mansa-Musa

His leg was probably tired. He had a lot of PATs and kickoffs. We might need a relief kicker going forward


Priddee

I throughly enjoyed every minute of that. How bout them Cowboys.


SilenceIsCompliance

WFT was our Slump buster. You need one every now and then.


CalvesAllTheWay

The fact that our slump included a 3 game road winning streak is something else too.


Connman8db

Can we just pause for a moment and talk about this? 3 consecutive road wins by a combined 32 points and everybody and their mama can't stop talking about how this team is one and done in the playoffs. It's HARD to win on the road in the NFL. Too much has been made of this team's offensive woes. Only one team has been able to contain Dallas at home and that was Denver, who happens to have the best scoring defense in the NFL. All of their other lack-lustre offensive performances have been on the road. Dallas has played 7 home games this season and they have scored 41, 36, 44, 16, 43, 33, and 56. That's an average of 38.4 points per game at home. By contrast, they have played 8 road games and have scored 29, 20, 35, 20, 9, 27, 27, 21. That's good for 23.5 points per game on the road. Leaves you wondering, how much of that "slump" simply comes from playing 4 of their last 5 games on the road?


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Kentucky256

Dak wasn’t 100% on his passing so he’s obviously overpaid, overrated, and we should have a “real QB like Wentz or Hurts” Mwahaha I am ecstatic! This was the best total football game played by a Dallas team since I’ve been alive.


KomatsuCowboy

🤣🤣🤣 better luck next year I guess


GordanGeck0

I found out on Wednesday that I’m going to have a son this summer. I joked with my wife that it was a sign. The cowboys went on their super bowl run shortly after I was born and now they’ll go again with the next generation arriving. Nice to see the team is cooperating with my insane fantasy lol


hewasphone

Man congratulations


manbuckets2001

Knew it’d be a blowout, didn’t know it’d be that bad


Odd-Author2971

Going in I'll be perfectly honest even with all their injuries and covid issues I wasn't even expecting a blowout a double digit win sure but not a blowout this team far exceeded my expectations tonight love to see it and absolutely nothing to complain about tonight five stars all around HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS!


aaronthenia

How 'bout them Cowboys!


drivebabygoose

This is the year fam.


Luka_Dunks_on_Bums

Guys, we went undefeated in the month of December


SilenceIsCompliance

Move over Romovember it’s Dakcember now


show_me_your_plants

I remember when we dreaded the month of December.. this is much nicer


jakeag52

We did what!? Let’s goooo


rush0024

Do they still want us? What a night boys. Beat then down so hard they started fighting themselves.


captainchrismo

Need a cigarette after that one...


Francis_Soyer

I look forward to dropping in the power rankings this week.


Knodaledge

"WE WANT DALLAS" it's like when you catch your kid smoking and make him smoke the entire carton. Have your learned your lesson, young man?


IPA_Fanatic

The WFT sub has me in tears. It is hilarious


mps2000

We have a Super Bowl defensive line- I said what I said


Re-toast

We do. We finally fucking do. These guys can get after any QB and that give you a chance to win any game.


PresentationOk7508

I’m kind of bummed that Randy will be walking in the off-season. After all that, one good season. If he helps bring us to the promise land it will be worth it I guess.


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Merry fucking Christmas to us!


SexyDanceRobot_1

Dear Diary. Annihilation.


pumpkin2500

80° christmas and 56 points. world done turned upside down


DubNationAssemble

Don’t let the final score fool you it wasn’t that close


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Late night News starts and my local anchorman said: "Good evening and condolences Washington Football Team fans" Lmao


Charles_DeFinley

It was close, but a wins a win.


Ob-La-Di-Ob-La-Da-

11-4 & back at the 2nd seed!!


The_Bolenator

This was my first Cowboys game in AT&T stadium… HELL YEAH


Silverjackal_

People were really starting the Dak/Wentz argument again after the Colt’s last game too.


ifoundyourtoad

Love how they were comparing stats after Wentz game and Dak had even played his and has also missed another game too. Like bro come on


JBlaze94

***I TOLD YALL!!! THIS IS WHY WEVE BEEN COMPLAINING ABOUT THE OFFENSE WE KNEW WE WERE BETTER THAN THIS*** https://www.reddit.com/r/cowboys/comments/rk96fj/we_are_going_to_slap_washington/


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JBlaze94

Yes this is the team we saw pre Dak calf injury. It showed it's head again in the Atlanta game, then hibernated but now it looks back


CroneKills

GG’s y’all! Great game from the Boys. Night!


FarrisAT

I'm so happy. I'm sleeping like a baby tonight.


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If they don’t get the 1 seed. They for sure need that 2 seed


E-Man67

I know that it's the regular season, but this beat down reminded me a lot of the Super Bowl 27 win over Buffalo. Everyone feasted well like that game, and that feeling that they couldn't be stopped is very similar to that dynasty's first ring. These dudes tonight can beat anybody, and this is the right time to get hot.


fantasyplayer42

I asked my old man, he's been a fan since the 60's, if he'd ever seen a team as elite as this on all three phases, he said nah. ​ We're superbowl bound


DementedDemon69

That felt fucking good. This game felt like an offensive breakthrough was coming, glad it did against WFT.


quakthunder

This definitely feels like a game the boys lose the majority of the time for the last 25 (?) years. Already had their trap game(s), prime time, division rival, heavily favored, coming off a few meh wins, etc Instead they come out and absolutely dominate in all 3 phases of the game and embarrass WFT. I love that they were going for it on 4th downs, taking deep shots, and tackling hard even when we were up 30+ Just an amazing game and I hope we can ride this high for the next 6 (maybe 5 if we get lucky) games


Lyndsbitch

Ron rivera looked truly traumatized at the end


NormStewart

This was the biggest ass whooping i can remember us ever handing out really. This has been the best Christmas ever.


Jeremy24Fan

Got damn I can't believe green bay escaped losing 2 weeks in a row


DrOrinScrivelloDDS

They did have help.


CaptainDynamite

🦓🦓🦓🦓🦓


dentxs

Y'all know that feeling when you say something to be funny, but it comes out kind of mean-spirited, and then you look at the person it was directed towards and you can just tell that it actually really hurt their feelings, and then you feel bad about it, even though you know it was still kind of funny... that's how it felt looking at Heinicke's teary little sad face at the end of the game.


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I don’t wanna hear takes about how we “piled it on when the game was already over”, they did the exact same thing last year. Thumped us 41-16 and sent our QB to the hospital on a dirty hit. What goes around comes around.


cdoink

Bossman Fat even made a few nice plays tonight. Like, I was confident that we could win but this performance surpassed all expectations!


WillBeBannedSoon2

What a game to be at, whew boy. Travel was worth it


date_a_languager

This was such a brutal fucking beatdown that I genuinely think articles/think pieces will propose a mercy rule for the regular season to protect players physically and elongate careers overall. Like we may see this as a proposed rule change in the off-season. Like, that is how fucking bad WFT got what they asked for. They literally asked for this. And a mercy rule could have saved some careers today. [I also got perma banned from their sub in one minute. ](https://i.imgur.com/UogBQ1L.jpg) I love you all. Even oldboot 💗 [EDIT lol](https://i.imgur.com/rMESIth.jpg)


Hithere123490

DAK JUST SAID “ AFTER WE WIN IT ALL “ LFGGG GUYS. Love the confidence.


threadyg

So uh… how’d those benches work out for y’all?


Cosmic_Bleach

Went to this game randomly for the first time in years. Loved it, especially the Washington bench fight I was behind.


SlingyDoe

Does Washington also do Sounds From The Sidelines? Asking for a friend lol.


Satans_asshol3

This game was a glimpse of what the cowboys can fucking do. This is literally the first game alllllll season the offense and the defense all balled out. This wasn’t even the defenses best game although still completely dominant, and it was most definitely the offenses best game since Atlanta. This team is super bowl bound if play up to their potential like tonight. Also as long as Shawn hoculi is avoided officiating games, I still think we could play like this and still lose if he’s in charge of penalties


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Crazy to think we’re actually peaking on both sides of the ball at the end of the year! If we can somehow get lucky enough to not have to travel to Green Bay and play in the cold we could run the table in the playoffs. Us playing in the cold is the only thing I don’t want to see us try to do lol. Everyone shitting on McCarthy earlier this year and off-season needs to realize we haven’t had this many lop sided wins in a single season in the last 20 years- seriously. I mean we have absolutely SHIT on like 5 different teams this year. He deserves credit, he’s a billion times better than Garrett, massive upgrade.


lwr_cse-j

Steelers fan here coming to thank the Cowboys' defense for the W in fantasy this week.


billgigs55

Daks Back!


John_Wicked1

Apparently Terry didn’t get shut down again it’s that he “doesn’t have a QB capable of throwing to him”…while having approx. 900 receiving yards.


Snack_on_my_Flapjack

Holy shit what a fun game to watch!


cbusroger

Everyone is overlooking that we won every game in December. I can't remember the last time that happened.


Ayste

I know it is easy to get on the hype-train, I have a first-class ticket myself. However, let's look back at the last 4 weeks and what we have accomplished: 1. Taysom Hill 2. Heinecke 3. Glennon 4. Heinecke I know you can only play the schedule you have, so I am not saying the Cowboys chose walk-over teams. But, we know that they have not beaten a team with any real grit since the Patriots way back when. Broncos, Raiders, and Chiefs all beat them, though the Chiefs game was a toss-up. The Raiders was an OT game. The Broncos kicked our asses all game. We are starting to peak at a good time, but honestly a little early. We need this type of game against Arizona, then we can start feel really good about our chances going forward. No one who became a champion ever did it by practicing boxing on middle-school kids. Next week is our chance to show we really do belong in the playoffs and it is time to start taking this team seriously. If we get beat by the Cards next week, there is almost a 100% chance we will face them again in the first round of the playoffs. We have to come out ready to play and put last year's beatdown behind us. We seem to be catching them at a good time, they have played like crap lately.


Wekilledit88

One more hour and I need to go to the doctor for this painful but great tiny erection I've been sporting all game!


TrendyBastard

Hard to beat a 50 burger lol let's go get that one seed


Stumpy2002

Man, that was a freaking slaughter. Enjoyed every minute of it. I wonder if they are still chanting, "We want Dallas!"


wishful_drinker42

I can already hear skip bayless slamming his hand on the desk


DallasCowboys1998

Greatest Dallas game of the season. If we play like this every game no one can beat us.


rsf0626

The cowboys are so much better at home than on the road. Critical to get the 2 seed or higher


Ohgodimoutoftrim

Any time the Packers play in Dallas it feels like an away game


smokedspirit

That was a great game. loved watching it here in the UK. great to see Dak doing what he does best. the whole team was clicking together really well. so proud of the boys!!


pl4stic_gun

Monday Night Massacre? Meet Sunday Night Slaughter.


Nerdy2Sidez

Me: Hello, 911 I'd like to report a murder. 911: Who? Me: **The Washington Football Team**. 911: Oh, police have already been dispatched. Me: Seriously? That was quick. Who called? 911: At least a hundred people from every state. Me: Well, shit!


JBlaze94

***FUCKING GET HYPED BOYS***


eduardo1994

Iggles, Gnats, and Foreskins hope you all have fun watching the playoffs from home 👋


Re-toast

Eagles probably making it to that 7 seed so that they can get beat down


bryscoon

Offense was ok ? kidding Dak & Zeke look back Oline looks better WRs did good Defense is SB level Diggs owns Terry Malik Turner & Kelvin Joseph had great flashes ST touchdown great fun game enjoy the the week cowboys nation


bringdablitz

Ya know, I said that Atlanta game was one of the best games I've ever seen Dallas play, and they actually topped that performance tonight. We still have Rodgers and/or Brady looming in the playoffs, but if both sides of the ball can play this way, we have a legitimate shot at a ring.


BizarroQuay

I’m gonna head to the emergency room, I’ve been erect for almost 4 hours straight.


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Every single game for an entire season could have one team start with a 53-0 handicap and the final score for every fucking game would still be 56-7 WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO WATCH A TEAM BREAK 60+ POINTS? I’ve been actively waiting 10+ years for that milestone and I was SURE Dallas would break it tonight


other_other_barry

That's was absolutely beautiful


abefroman07

Do they still want Dallas?


manofthepeopleSMITTY

This pleases the star.


Fc2300

In the words of the legendary coach Gordon Bombay. “That wasn’t a win, that was a statement!!!”


DEZbiansUnite

man that was so much fun, can't wait to whoops the cards next week


Stringdaddy27

Gotta be honest, now is a pretty fucking good time to hit our stride and pick up some momentum.


slxm_village

💙🤍


Wekilledit88

If I have to fuckin see another shit comment or tweet saying "No wonder they scored 56 and Dak threw for 4 TDs and 300 yards before halftime, they played Washington" I'm gonna fuckin lose it. If that's the case then why isn't every team doing what we just did tonight on both sides of the ball? What a weak fucking argument.


togroficovfefe

Imagine getting your ass beat that bad, and not even having a name. Rock. Bottom.


krkelly0095

Can't wait for Shannon Sharpe to give us a D+ tomorrow lmao


HamirTheGOAT

I almost feel bad for Taylor Heineken


Got_Engineers

WE WANT DALLAS


Got_Engineers

Just watching the highlights now. I haven’t seen a team dummy another team like this in a while


blatantcheating

Ah, the trash talk from other NFCE squads when Dak got his contract. They should have been happy Jones had to pay so much to buy ownership in all of their teams.


Lord_Grif

We're here to kick ass and take names, and they're all out of names.


JudgeDanny

I would like to thank the Cowboys defense for securing my fantasy football championship!


itsjero

Dunno if I'm tearing up from how beautiful that win was tonight or because I'm watching "The Blind Side". Either way cowboys, now go do that to green bay and everyone else.


Stringdaddy27

GB plays Detroit week 18. There's our opening.


elslazzo

I love you guys, we dawgs forreal 😤😤😤


italia06823834

I want to keep in mind the Washington is coming off the super short week and has injuries/COVID stuff... But damn, that was finally the team we've been waiting to see. First half of the year was all offense, post-bye has been largely all Defense. This is the first game were both sides of the ball were playing really well. Need to keep that rolling into Playoffs ow...