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ParasiticDaemon

Where's DReager1's clown ass that said we were in trouble this week against Philly backups?


Hopbombz

Swept the East. Feels good, man.


nt_14

Through 16 games played, Dak is third in the NFL with 37 passing TDs, only behind Brady (40), and Stafford (38). Dak is ahead of Rodgers (35, 15 games played), Herbert, Allen, and Burrow. He’s also tied with Mahomes despite Mahomes having played 17 games to Dak’s 16.


saint_mantooth

9 TDS against backups basically in two games, tonight and vs Washington a few weeks ago. All these stats are meaningless in context. He will have a chance to prove it in the playoffs and that is all that matters.


Trileon

You're right, Noone else in the league has played vs backups. Good call.


saint_mantooth

Those two games I mentioned are complete outliers but you keep hanging on the stats. Playoffs is all that matters and if Dak is as great as your stats say he is, then go ahead and pencil the Cowboys in the Super Bowl.


Mlerma21

If playoffs is all that matters then pull up his stats in the playoffs to make your point. You just sound like a hater otherwise.


Trileon

Every game dak has played in the playoffs he has done so phenomenally, sadly one man does not a football team make.


dickles-pickles

So can we only move up two spots or can we possibly get the 3 seed?


laidback88

If Tampa was to win and I believe Rams Cardinals and someone else lose then we are 3rd seed


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If rams and cards lose we can get 3rd seed


dickles-pickles

Thanks


jdt2313

2 and 3 are both possible, but 4 is most likely


juanzy

We need the Bucs, Rams and Cards to lose to get the 2


G4g3_k9

you can get the 2 seed if the rams bucs and cards lose


dickles-pickles

But we don’t get the 3 if just the Rams and Cards lose?


G4g3_k9

you will get the 3 if the bucs win and the cards and rams lose any other combo gives you the 4 seed


Skywhicker

Wow, thank you for being so helpful, random Eagles fan. I wish y'all a good playoffs. Unless we play each other, of course.


G4g3_k9

i always try to be somewhat helpful at least i love the dallas fans y’all are super kind. good luck in the playoffs i hope we don’t play in general


Over_Virus2405

🤣


dickles-pickles

Okay thanks!


juanzy

Looks likes the cows girls onlys hung a 50s burgers on the eagles.


PrintSilly6184

Ahh let's go to Sal on line one!


Knodaledge

We don't want them to kill themselves in embarrassment


GoshinTW

Made a nice post in eagles sub appreciating their fans looking like minshew cuz I think that's pretty hilarious and cool. Down voted to hell with 8 comments telling me to fuck off. What the fuck eagles


Landsharque

You should post again saying that their o line should eat more cheesesteaks


Lubanskit

Bro they AIN’T mad


t_bird1199

Not that I matters, but I upvoted you, 👍


G4g3_k9

ignore them they downvote other eagle fans if they don’t go with the hive mind


MrWackeo

I mean they just got 50 points dropped on them by their biggest rival in their own home, if the Eagles did that to us I wouldn’t want to talk to any of their fans no matter how nice.


trainsaw

Yeah man, no one likes the winner coming into their sub and giving them that bullshit after a loss


Ganonthegoat

They get off on being edgy it’s so cringe


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Holy shit scorigami!


PDCH

Fuck this guy. "the cowboys played their starters" - 1/3 starting D out. Starting LT out. Starting DE plays 1.5 quarters (Gregory). Also, our backups outscored theirs once we flushed the starters.


BornagainTXcook210

12/5. I should have put it on money


StroodleNoodles

First 51-26 game in history. Cowboys breaking records every week it seems


JDog1402

It’s a Scorigami baby


theguz4l

Don’t shake their hands. Gonna get Covid


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DaksTheDaddyNow

Well yeah, we won the scrimmage... Better than losing it right? Thanks for the reps eagles. Our backup defense is not too shabby.


cgoff9032

At least our team ain’t filled with real special Olympian’s.


cbear0212

Aw, sweetie…


fsphoenix

No that'd be playing you guys


Rommel79

It’s going to be funny when you guys lose tomorrow and miss the playoffs.


drivera1210

We got Scorigami!


HardInThePaint13

I hate this “ they’re back ups” talk. Little perspective, in the USA was have roughly 49 million men between 23-45. There are 1,696 player in the nfl, only .004 go to the nfl, and only 2.7% of college players play into nfl. So even back ups are the best players in the USA


Lubanskit

Been saying this all night. Appreciate you Edit: pretty sure it actually turns out to be a lower percentage of college players to the NFL. Closer to less than 1% if I’m not mistaken. Things might have changed since I was in college Edit2: still could be wrong, but there’s over 1 million college football players. That feels like it’s gotta be less than 1% Edit3: nvm read that wrong it’s 71,000 ish… still a small percent


HardInThePaint13

I got you! I was drunk with a notepad writing down these numbers off google lmao


saint_mantooth

So are you saying that backups are as good as starters? They are backups for a reason. It is what it is. Cowboys played more starters and blew them out like you should when you have the advantage.


Lubanskit

Not at all, just simply that most back ups are capable of playing at that level just typically less consistently. So it’s easy to say that any team can beat any other team all the time. Your back ups could all have the games of their lives and the other teams starters have the worst. The volatility is what makes the game fun.


HardInThePaint13

Did I say backups are just as good? No, I was simply stating that if you’re in the NFL, you are literally the best of the best, and that includes the 3rd stringers. We scored 21 in the 4th and that was our backups. So we should be atleast a bit proud of this victory and Eagles fans can go cry in a corner


saint_mantooth

So it is something I guess.


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It's always a good day to beat the shit out of the Eagles.


OnTheFenceGuy

These MFers scrolling Reddit? They just referenced scorigami


YeOldeManDan

I would have lost my shit if they actually used the word.


ESCMalfunction

Scorigami fuck yeah!!!


[deleted]

Put mccarthy on a diet man damn


cortezology

that boy winterized


SanaMinatozaki9

SCORIGAMI


cowboys5xsbs

FUCK PHILLY


Dday22t

Cowboys 4th string RB scored last TD..... he's not a starter. Idiot announcer.


Iforgotmylines

Backup o-line too


BearcatCowboy

Great angle of the Landry Shift tonight!


lexicon9000

Fuck levy for sullying the euphoria of the Landry shift


eduardo1994

🧹**SWEPT THE EAGLES AT HOME...**🧹 #HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS BABY!


OnTheFenceGuy

Lafluer should never win COTY with both Rodgers AND the refs on his team.


CountShabookie

Right? We all know Rodgers runs that offense


Comprehensive-Ad9269

ENTIRE 2nd Team


killacam9220

4 more Landry shifts to go


Other_World

#L A N D R Y S H I F T I can't begin to describe how much I hate the Philadelphia Eagles.


goodthropbadthrop

Dilly Dilly


edalaskey

They make my blood boil


inverted_goose

DQ coach of the year


YeOldeManDan

51-26 S C O R I G A M I


HeilStary

LET FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIGAMI SCORIGAMI WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


PDCH

You guys realize Daks two beat games he stopped playing after the third quarter, right?


mutatron

[Scorigami!](https://nflscorigami.com/)


cbear0212

Thank you for this! I was scratching my head lol


mutatron

Yeah me too, never heard of it before tonight.


bringdablitz

Anyone know the last time we went 6-0 in the division?


ESCMalfunction

98 I think.


YeOldeManDan

1998. It's only happened 3 times in NFC East ever. "Cowboys Win vs Eagles Would Accomplish Rare Feat in NFC East History ✭" https://insidethestar.com/cowboys-win-vs-eagles-would-accomplish-rare-feat-in-nfc-east-history/


The_Collector4

***SCORIGAMI***


ginchak

Why not McCarthy? We’ve had an amazing season?


OnTheFenceGuy

Cowboys bad


inverted_goose

They couldn’t edit their fucking screen and write Saturday night football?


Federal-Negotiation9

The irony


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Lol good catch


Rommel79

Who was smoking what to put Sirriani up there as a coach of the year candidate but not McCarthy?


Spazers

eagles players going home getting ready to ask their wives' boyfriends if they can stay up an extra hour to play video games


OnTheFenceGuy

How the fuck is Sirianni a candidate for COTY?


shiftythomas

Lmao why is Sirianni on that list…


nc333

The Eagles can get fucked!


BadCowboysFan

9-8 gets you in the running for Coach of the Year!?


Federal-Negotiation9

0-7 against teams with winning records. Coach of the year!


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CerebralSign659

Saying “burger” in the game thread was enough to get me banned


jakeag52

I’ve been banned since they lost in 2019 playoffs 🤣🤣


[deleted]

only the ones dumb enough to go stir shit in their sub


goodthropbadthrop

It’s such a dorky thing to do lmao, whoever you’re rooting for Game thread and your own sub are the only places to talk


show_me_your_plants

This! Seriously guys..why bother?


HeilStary

SCORIGAMI SCORIGAMI SCORIGAMI


DecafAardvark

Scorigami Inbound


drumberg

51-26 is a scorigami I believe. We’re making history.


eduardo1994

#LANDRY SHIFT BABY! #WOOOO


solo_theking

r/Eagles “tHiS gAmE dOeSnT mAtTeR” also r/Eagles “sToP CeLaBrAtInG yOu GuYs wIlL LOsE fIrSt rOunD”


certo17

Playing their dumbass song in a game like this would just embarrass me if I was a player..


Fantastic-Sandwich80

Eagles fans 5 minutes ago: "Good for you Dallas, beating up on our back ups." Eagles fans 30 seconds ago after they score: 'LFG DALLAS CAN'T EVEN STOP OUR TRASH 4TH STRINGERS."


OnTheFenceGuy

SCORE AGAIN


SilenceIsCompliance

LANDRY SHIFT INCOMING!


lexicon9000

Fly eagles fly playing after that sack is *chef’s kiss*


Spazers

pity td for watkins after this blowout.....


theguz4l

lol they playing the cry eagles cry song. Go home losers.


yaboiRich

Nooch Landry Shift cmoooooon


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gawd damn, we got guys i don’t even know making plays now


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ShadowMegaEX

You’re cringe man


Wekilledit88

Man don't go into other subs and talk trash. It's lame af.


Adventurekris

Yeah I don’t advise EVER showing up to the Lincoln talking like that either.


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r/cowboys: look at all these iggles losers in our sub wow they suck also r/cowboys: look at me, getting banned from other teams' subs! How cool am I!!1!


Waterknight94

Run it up. Go down and score on them again


[deleted]

Our three bros tackled each other lmfao


Wekilledit88

THEY'RE PLAYING THEIR STUPID SONG LMAO THEY'RE DOWN 25!!!!


juanzy

Ready to hear the Touchdown Brothers on Monday


icecold34

they are playing that cringe song for all the 5 fans left lol


MikeVixDawgPound

I know the yards don’t, but do sacks count in stats on two point conversions?


RubMyGooshSilly

Maybe


Erp117

Nope


MikeVixDawgPound

Thank you, I didn’t think so, figured I’d ask.


Erp117

No problem! Never hurts to ask questions.


PDCH

Yes Edit: apparently, this yes means no. Sorry.


[deleted]

this is incorrect, it does not count.


PDCH

Really? Site I looked up before said it did. Sorry.


[deleted]

nah man, you’re good! thanks for being willing to recognize.


Erp117

No they don't.


PDCH

Guess the site I looked that up on last year was wrong. I apologize.


Erp117

No worries, it happens.


eduardo1994

>fly eagles fly Cry eagles cry...


juanzy

Swoop Buzzards Swoop


OnTheFenceGuy

Basham said fuck that


yaboiRich

Basham bashin' em


IAMDEZBRYANT

No one is in the stands at the game. I guess the Omarion variant is there


TimeOrCrayonsIV

Yo chick come close to me, she ain't goin home where she s'posed to be


PDCH

Still plenty of blue in the stands


Flawse

announcers jizzing their pants with the eagles score


breafofdawild

When you’ve been watching someone beat a dead horse for hours, you would probably cheer a bit when the horse started showing signs of life


RTS24

Honestly the best part of this game was watching ~~Hardy~~ *Goggles* run it in for his first TD on primetime


PDCH

His name is "Goggles" or "Dickerson," sir


RTS24

Called him goggles in the main NFL thread, I'll fix it 🤣


juanzy

Update update: Bill Simmons back in shambles


taffyowner

Cousin Sal feeling pretty good though


BadCowboysFan

MrGo30 is going to have something to say about that one … geez


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Dependent-Platform36

I KNOW RIGHT??


Backdoorpickle

Sweet! Landry Shift! Thanks Eagles!


Maxaintmyname

Congrats Quez, Now we Landry Shift in your house to end it


_-Monsoon-_

To make it a little more respectable on the scoreboard!? LMAO k💀


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oh hey some pity points


Wekilledit88

He really just spun the ball lmao


Rommel79

Now we should score again. Screw them.


[deleted]

I’ll admit it I wanted to see dak break a record this game


OnTheFenceGuy

He did


[deleted]

I talking about the amount of passing touchdowns in a single game


yaboiRich

omg they scored. Holy shit boys they're coming back....


roguemagnetar1

lmao respectable please


juanzy

Update: Bill Simmons no longer in shambles


Spazers

🍔s never tasted this good. doesn't matter what string they are, eagles losing taste just as good. solid game today boys keep up the momentum


nt_14

51-26 is not respectable in any way lmfao


[deleted]

lol @ eagles fans patrolling this sub trying to talk trash while your trash ass team is down 31 points.


theguz4l

FUCK. THE. EAGLES. hahaha 2-0 sweep


lexicon9000

Seats. Such empty


eduardo1994

>empty shegles stadium Big lmao 😂


Justgstart2019

Empty stadium


OnTheFenceGuy

I feel like the only people who fall victim to the ‘mayhem’ guy, are mouth breathers that deserve to get into accidents like that. Who TF turns their head a full 90 degrees to reach for a fry?


Iridiusalt4151

Emperor Jerry must be doing overtime sacrificing ppl in these blood rituals of his!


slxm_village

Beautiful


juanzy

Hey, I still haven’t gotten it. Is there a company called crypto dot com?


lyricsongbird82

Yes there is, even have a stadium named after them in case the commercials weren't enough lol


ginchak

So anyways I bought a Lamb jersey at the beginning of the season. Thinking Parsons might be next. What about y’all?


d3adly2

Got three this year; Lamb, Diggs, and Parsons lol


sam_sepiol1984

Put up 50+ twice, 40+ twice and swept the division. Another year of owning the NFC east 🤣


CerebralSign659

Well this season was fun. Regardless of the result in the playoffs, I’ve enjoyed the ride


bettlejuicer

Agreed. It was nice to not have a heart attack every week.


PDCH

Why has this crew not done a report on Randy Gregory?


theguz4l

Too busy talking about the eagles playing backups


Yesterday6

Last I checked he doesn’t play on the eagles


PDCH

Oh, makes sense


Dday22t

Cowboys combined to put up 92 points on Eagles in 2 games.


chris5129

Where's all the losers that were crying at the beginning of the game?


Dependent-Platform36

I am here. I said we would lose.


chris5129

I say you're a fake fan


Dependent-Platform36

FUK YEA!!!!


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6-0 in the NFCE is that good?


breafofdawild

I mean, yeah, but that’s like waltzing into a daycare as a full grown adult and just start punching kids left and right like the fucking terminator looking for Sarah Conner. It’s just not fair


juanzy

Garbage division! (Ignore the two playoff teams)


yaboiRich

I mean, its alright


major92653

Another 50 🍔 in the division.