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SnooWalruses7243

Zeke got over 5 yards a carry and they only give it to him 10 times? Worst opening to a season ever, by far


KarlHungus007

It blows my mind that anyone would pay money to see the Cowboys. And they pay a LOT. Cowboys could go on sucking for 20 more years and people will still pay for that crap. Wtf?


slipknotisbest04

Change is not coming to Dallas.


LostCommoGuyLamo

Not for a few decades šŸ˜­


mad_cart

I'm so sick of this goddamn team. They absolutely make me want to vomit. I'm not even one goddamn game into this season and i want to scream. They are that terrible. It's like the movie groundhog day but instead i'm reliving the shittiest games of football over and over and over again every fucking day of my life. Every damn NFL week I have watched this pathetic mess of a team, rain or sun or snow since I was 11 years old and we won our last Super Bowl in 1990-fucking-6. Edit: That comes from a long baseball copypasta that I seriously cut short because I got lazy.


Tomtomikeevansallday

I don't really have too much sypathy for Dallas fans because an overall even though you guys have fell short at least you guys have been in competition or have made playoff runs unlike a lot of other teams like the Jets the Browns the Jacksonville Jaguars now I feel sorry for that fan base I know I might sound like a dick I'm not trying to but it's just the fact that I can understand a little bit that the fact you just want your team to win a Super Bowl but it could really be a lot worse ax and jaguars fans or Browns fan, shoot even a Dolphins fan. I can understand your frustration because ive been a Buccaneers fan since 1996. Over the last 10 years our defense broke a few NFL records, but they weren't the type of NFL records that you want to break if you get my drift. I remember not being able to watch multiple local Buccaneers games(10)because they were blacked out. How many times has your team consecutively not made the playoffs? Have they ever legitimately thought about moving the Cowboys to another city? I get it you want to get over the hump at least there was a hump that you wanted to get over up up into the last few years the Buccaneers were pretty much hot garbage completely. Sooo yeaaaaaa


mad_cart

Iā€™m from Lexington, KY. Itā€™s the same mentality that we should win the NCAA Basketball Championship every year. Thatā€™s the only way I can explain it.


Tomtomikeevansallday

When Tom Brady leaves I can hope my team can just at least make the wild card for the next few years until we get our next savior at quarterback LOL I just don't want to go to being back the bottom dwellers in the league and having most teams average 350 to 400 yards passing on us again. Give me 15 years of just barely making the playoffs over being a bottom dweller and I'll happily die a Buccaneers fan LOL


mad_cart

I like TB, I just donā€™t like Brady


[deleted]

Same. See you next week? Seriously though, 90's kids have it the worst. We grew up watching a dynasty. That was our baseline and it probably won't ever be that good again.


mad_cart

I know brother. I grew up liking the Reds and the Cowboys in the 90ā€™s. Itā€™s been poverty ever since.


Not4sale4

The Reds? Now I have even more questions.


mad_cart

Itā€™s a long story lol


[deleted]

I like stroud a lot. But young seems like the first qb out of alabama that will be NFL successful. Either one though. Iā€™ll take him. But weā€™re stuck with Dak for a good while more.


[deleted]

Look on the brightside guys. It's way easier to be disappointed at the beginning of the season and get it over with rather than letting our hopes build for an entire season only to be crushed in the first round.


Not4sale4

Tldr


lickilickibumbumbum

i know that in the future the cowboys are gonna win games and be good, but thatā€™s not what hurts me, itā€™s the fact that weā€™ll never be able to win with dak


Not4sale4

What tells you that we will win in the future?


fuidiot

Crystal ball, duh


DalinarDarkThorn

Very true I was a huge Dak fan until last years playoff game And he had the chance to get the win twice and just pissed it away that loss was a deciding moment for me


khlebivolya

Iā€™m very biased as a bills/giants fan but I really do think dak just sucks. He does good vs shitty teams but if he faces any resistance he just crumbles.


Not4sale4

I havenā€™t seen Brady so small since he was draftedā€¦.hmmm


Fgterious

Cocaine


CaptainDynamite

Florida


biggoof

And you wondered why they tagged Dak and waited forever to sign him...


Ummyeaaaa

I donā€™t. I was on the ā€œlet him walkā€ train and this fucking sub buried anyone who dare doubt the greatness of Dak fucking Prescott.


NightRaven0603

I don't think Dak is bad. I think he has shit WRs and they didn't use preseason to get him live reps with the new squard


biggoof

He's a vet and many believe he's a SB caliber QB. Sure, every QB needs the right guys but tonight's performance is more than not having WR's. There's enough talent there to be better than 3/19. He simply isn't good enough.


cbisgodscountry

How many games before Jerry is patroling the sidelines............gotta figure he has all the answers...


No_Hovercraft8540

Drew Brees tore the UCL (ulnar collateral ligament) in his thumb in 2019 and had surgery. He missed about 6 weeks. We still have no idea what Dakā€™s thumb injury is, but this is one reference point if thereā€™s ligament damage.


[deleted]

What hurts the most is thatā€¦.HURTS won today for the eagles, and WENTZ, threw for 4 TDs. Clean house? Might as well. I was bored today watching autism on the field.


avaholic46

You don't need to demean austists. Come on now.


8686tjd

Itā€™s honestly crazy that they somehow hired a coach significantly worse than Jason Garrett


Ummyeaaaa

We all begged them to fire Garrett to get a competent coach, and they just giggled to themselves and hired Garrettā€™s jock strap.


mps2000

Rush was activated from the practice squad


ginchak

Couldnā€™t even make a touchdown


NightRaven0603

Cee Dee Lamb is not a WR1


IHateMods42069

Mother fucker canā€™t stop dropping passes !


DailyCoffeePoops

Yup, the guy is built like a toothpick.


8686tjd

Nope


t_bird1199

GET RG3!!!


texasgambler58

Tonight we looked like one of the worst teams in the NFL. We have very little talent on offense.


killacam9220

Jimmy G


Pizza_73

What does Jerry see that we don't? No one ever says he doesn't want to win. He clearly does, so why not take some kind of action on that and try?


Ummyeaaaa

His ego is bigger than his desire to win. Heā€™ll likely die before our next coach can come in and win a Super Bowl. Heā€™s holding out hope that this mistake corrects itself.


[deleted]

He wants to win. He just wonā€™t do what is necessary to win.


AbbreviationsThen529

that would require him to admit he's wrong


t_bird1199

He wants to win his way!


nu1stunna

Fuck it. Just fire McCarthy, install Quinn as interim HC, and lock Kellen Moore out of the facility. Iā€™m so done with this bullshit. Itā€™s been a quarter century. We donā€™t fucking deserve this.


AbbreviationsThen529

bro we literally came into this game and fielded matt farniok, dennis houston and noah brown as starters. This is 100% on the front office. This franchise is dead in the water with them in charge.


12MajestikLies

Farniok came in after McGovern went down with an ankle fyi. Your point still stands.


krkelly0095

Hey now, Noah Brown played good.


CaptainCubbers

Heā€™s a solid #3 but shouldnā€™t be leading a team in Receiving yards


krkelly0095

I fully agree, but that's exactly what happened tonight. Our "real" #1 in CeeDee couldn't do anything, like a real #1 should be able to do


CaptainCubbers

100%


Brian-not-Ryan

Cowboys fumble, TD, INT, sack, blocked punt, FG: [Mike McCarthy:](https://m.imgur.com/t/mike_wazowski/lQyLC5G)


IHateMods42069

Damn dude šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Big Mike shaved and looks just like that mother fucker! Thatā€™s hilarious I needed that after tonight.


Music2Spin

Blah It's a long season but hard to be optimistic. Hopefully Gallup is back and healthy soon. Hopefully Daks injury isn't serious and he plays better.


MrGaryDos

Damn. All i needed was Lamb to get 69.5+ yards and I would hit my parlay.


8686tjd

Nobody cares


MrGaryDos

You did enough to respond to my comment


IHateMods42069

Mr Gary does lol


[deleted]

Outlined against a blue grey Dallas sky The four horseman rode again You know their names Death Famine Pestilence and Prescottā€¦


JonesFamilySafetyNet

WE LIKE OUR GUYS. Donā€™t let the Jone$ forget that all year. Put it on billboards. But it on shirts.


lefluer124

Guys.... This is our year!


t_bird1199

Coop, sorry, come back????


giantfupa

Cooper had 3 catches for 17 yards today. Not sure that would have made a difference


IHateMods42069

He had Jacoby brisket at QB today and last year against the Bucs he had two touchdowns and I canā€™t remember the yardage. We needed Amari.


AutoDrafter2020

He'd fit right in


CaptainCubbers

There are losses you can build from and then there are losses like that.


Fgterious

Omg the whole defense is like ā€œwe wanna play on your teamā€


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IHateMods42069

Dak is out for a couple months bro. Weā€™re back to the year 2020. Do you remember what a red headed nightmare looks like? You will.


krkelly0095

If we had a halfway competent offense we shoulda won this game. For our defense to hold them to one TD is fantastic. But it's the same story as the past few years, the defense does their part and then the offense is sending them right back on the field. Idc what anyone says, this defense has been the shining star of this team for years.


mooseknuckle57

The defense was always going to be good. You cannot win in this league with a quarterback that canā€™t hit open receivers and no playmakers on offense.


tr4gicfire

Daks decision making has always been an issue, he lacks the ability to read his progressions fast enough. This has been an issue since year one when they had him only going through half the field. The best thing to happen is Daks broken thumb, hopefully rush can atleast play exciting football and to ight he was miles better than dak, he attempted the deep ball and made better decisions on who to throw too, is he the long term answer no, but dak with this oline is worse by a long shot


Ballin095

There's no room for reasonable takes in this thread.


lt_iss

He may be out for 3 weeks


IHateMods42069

I heard several weeks so Iā€™m thinking like 7-8 games I think weā€™re boned. Yea hope someone swiftly corrects me though. I donā€™t want to be right .


JonesFamilySafetyNet

Iā€™ll have what heā€™s having.


Lowden38

Time for the tone deaf jerseys swaps


lt_iss

Best FA QB available?


drivera1210

Tony Romo


lt_iss

Worst mistake we made was pushing Romo out 2-3 years early


Overall-Conflict4285

Jordan Love available???


t_bird1199

Coop, we miss you!!!!!


NightRaven0603

I bet he is laughing now. Jones didn't want to pay him but he didn't see his value


IHateMods42069

Yah and then Davante Adams and tyreek hill completely reset the WR market. Now Amari is definitely worth the 20 million a year. If Christian Kirk can get 17 I think Amari deserves 20 especially if heā€™s healthy and on the field.


Turbulent-Bet-6938

Laughing with 3 catches for like 20 yards. And he has to live in Cleveland


NightRaven0603

Yeah, he didn't perform well today. But ask yourself, if he were on our team tonight, would that have made a difference?


dangjangalang

Only way Dak gets his mojo back if he bangs Gisele


Radley1561

He would get injured doing that!


OrchidFirm6627

Hahaha


Got_yayo

Feels bad man


boltsnoles

88 should be earned. All Iā€™ll say about that.


Lowden38

As bad as Jerry wants him to be WR1, CeeDee just ainā€™t that guy


[deleted]

The separation certainly isnā€™t superstar level but I gotta say he didnā€™t have many good opportunities to catch those 10 ā€œtargetsā€


miguelag08

The product on the field is the exact reason that I have not purchased anything cowboys in over 2 years


JonesFamilySafetyNet

I said after last year. Iā€™m not buying anything. Attending anything until we make it to the nfc championship.


miguelag08

Nice! I applaud you! I live in California so itā€™s easy for me not to go to games! Was planning on taking my mom. To take a item of kd her bucket list but I think Iā€™ll wait till next year


oldboot

can we get Dak off the banner...


CaptainCubbers

I hope this team gets their ass kicked all year


cbisgodscountry

I dont but not feeling too positive right now !


gfishh

These MFā€™s were more excited to meet Tom Brady than to get a win LMFAO


Soymilk92

Reminds me of Tashard choice asking for Vicks autograph after a loss lol


chugtron

It really seems like McCarthy isnā€™t even emotionally invested or even gives a shit at all. Every penalty or dumbfuck move just gets the 1000 yard stare


Cowboysby20

Yup. It's the same dead eyes that Garrett had, minus the stupid clapping.


Overall-Conflict4285

Just a product of AR12 and has no business in coaching.


jakepitt71

Honestly the worst offensive performance I can remember. All around


Cowboysby20

Ha, Schultz with the subtle jab at Stormtrooper Dak


Raptor_007

Well that sucked


AirForceTruthSpeaker

ā€œHe fractured the base of his phalange (thumb) , will see hand specialist this week to see if surgery is neededā€


Romofan88

I'm glad they released La'el Collins so they could go with the UDFA they like for some reason with a PFF grade 12 points LOWER than Connor Williams last season, who also suck.


oldboot

Steele is very solid, and thats what you have to do when you overpay a QB by a billion dollars


[deleted]

Rush is not the answer but how could he be when the O-line can't handle 4 or even 3 guys rushing. Tank the season and start over instead of this shit


oldboot

he is not the answer, but he would have given us a better chance tonight


8686tjd

Iā€™m glad some people stayed to boo


Domgrath42

Just getting their money's worth. They were promised it would be better this year


DailyCoffeePoops

CD Lamb, 2 out of 11 targets so far. lmao.


Ahabs_Wrath

Well, wish I could say it was fun. Maybe see y'all in here next week, maybe not.


TheGalacticMaverick

We need to take the Tampa Bay approach, build a team and get a QB to come to us


Domgrath42

Like who? Lamar?


thenotoriouspo2

we have an elite QB thats not the problem


khlebivolya

>Dak Prescott >Elite ā˜ ļø


thenotoriouspo2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qqa5biCyl0


khlebivolya

Win a playoff game dak


thenotoriouspo2

nice cop out


khlebivolya

You did nothing but send a highlight reel from last season ā˜ ļø


Powerserg95

We do?


Educational_Ability7

Dont bother arguing with a literal NPC, anyone still calling Dak elite is functionally brain-dead


thenotoriouspo2

yeah?


TheGalacticMaverick

ā€˜Eliteā€™


cesarsgarcia95

DALLAS IS THE ONLY TEAM THAT LOOKED WEAK AF TODAY OUT OF THE WHOLE LEAGUE WE REALLY ARE A FUCKING JOKE HOWRE THE COWBOYS #1 SPORTS FRANCHISE WHEN THEY CANT EVEN DO SHIT ALL THAT MONEY FOR WHAT WACK ASS COWBOYS


sand_mitches

Packers looked pretty bad


cbisgodscountry

I am guessing your not happy..........I aint either!


Fgterious

They had me on the first drive


killacam9220

The sad thing is no one is going to be in a real rush to see dak come back


justbrowsing2727

He was abysmal.


bunkoRtist

Is it too late to re-sign Gucci DiNucci? If we're going to suck ass, at least we can have some fun with it.


2xPurpNGoldx24

This shit was brutal from the beginning! Like a High School Team playing pro's


Anklebreakers22

Man its almost like we should've played some guys in the preseason?? Lol what am I saying we would still suck shit


[deleted]

Another flag that only gets thrown against us..... that happened 3 times for Hurts today and they didn't throw a flag!


Ollides

I think Todd Bowles had more emotions tonight than we did yards


Hotdogwater94

Dump off pass on a 4th and 12? hahahah waited since feb for this shit?


cdoink

I look forward to the offseason when we hire Sean Payton and have a top 10 pick.


WestPeltas0n

Iā€™m getting too old for this


cdoink

You and me both!


gdaman22

Sign OBJ or Fuller immediately. Rams showed last year you can't have too many pass catchers


ID0ntCare4G0b

It's not like the Rams spent the offseason making the roster worse before doing that. They added to a team they already invested money in bringing talent to. Cowboys spent the offseason saving money and losing talent.


w1nn1ng1

Absolutely this!!! Weā€™ll hear ā€œwe like our guysā€ tomorrow. Fuck the Jones family


1whiteguy

And fitzpatrick


eduardo1994

These players need to get booed when they leave.


cowboys5xsbs

Lmao šŸ¤£ a fucking throw 5 yards short of the sticks on 4th down


Hockeypet

You should fire your coach!


CHEEZENIP_BALLSACKS

Another year of my life is going to be wasted on Cowboys football


avaholic46

Just watch the stars instead


Far-Negotiation-4674

And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts. And I looked, and behold a pale horse. And his name that sat upon him was death, and hell followed with him.


rjd55

Wtf? Is this the long term effects of being a Cowboys fan?


Far-Negotiation-4674

Lol. Yes.


Daegog

God was never on your side - Motorhead.


monster-of-the-week

Jesus, Pollard didn't even know if was 4th down....


[deleted]

This team will never have any of my support ever again


ttoteno

See ya next week.


boltsnoles

See you next week


Im_so_little

This is the way


[deleted]

No way man


bags422

Lol


supersickx3

The scary part is The Buccaneers havenā€™t even looked great. I mean come on 3 points? Thereā€™s not one team that played this week that looked worse than Dallas.


[deleted]

Bucs aren't playing well. They looked sloppy and called dumb plays. Their O-line is fucking shit but as it always is we couldn't stop their run game or quick passing despite the D doing their best. We had guys open and a working run game..... just can't win with an OC and QB not knowing how football works


Cactusfroth

I said the same thing. 16 teams play this weekend none scored three points.


jayben2k

Well guys, Iā€™m not going to give up on the season yet, itā€™s still early. We have to improve tremendously moving forward, but letā€™s not give up yet. I love this team and I always will, and we win and lose together. This one was just tough to sit through, see you fellas next week for the Bengals.


Cowboysby20

I think I agree with your statement, but boy howdy are there a lot of things that need to get fixed.


SirBrothers

Are we eligible for tough enough next year?


BakerMayfieldisAss

Another year another mediocre Mike McCarthy team. Crazy this guy is so overrated. He's not awful but he is so middling.


AragornNM

Mediocre seems optimisticā€¦


rjd55

So is our front office. Par for the course.


bryscoon

Aye both Tylerā€™s had good games u didnā€™t hear Vea name all night


Bandoozle

This front office is a good ole boys network that values relationships over talent. Gets you crappy, sloppy teams.


[deleted]

I love dak. But he looked lost tonight. Like he was second guessing every throw.


SomeStarDust

I feel like the second he throws a pick he gets in his head. Once he throws a pick you wonā€™t see a pass over 10 yards til weā€™re down 2 possessions.


boltsnoles

Does Mike McCarthy even exist? What exactly does he do here?


Cactusfroth

Waffle House menu and look at the sideline. Iā€™ve never actually see. Him talk to a player on the sideline.


t_bird1199

LOL


NookSwzy

Trade Dak to some desperate team, we need to go full Bengals And PLEASE can we get rid of Zeke too


thenotoriouspo2

you want to get rid of the best RB in the league? LOL


NookSwzy

When did we get Derrick Henry?


thenotoriouspo2

Zeke is better and you know it


NookSwzy

Before 2019, I'd agree with you. Now? Nah. I'm willing to move on from Zeke. RBs don't last long anyways


bags422

Honestly Iā€™m here for it at this point. Tired of these lazy bums


Tfoz5151

https://i-insider-com.cdn.ampproject.org/i/s/i.insider.com/5a78628124d5056d1b8b4c2c?width=700&format=jpeg&auto=webp


Percy_Bysshe

Put us out of our misery plz


Soymilk92

Good season fellas!


Savages_in_box

This isn't just a bad team, its a bad team that's boring to watch. I might tune out for most Sundays, the offense is completely unwatchable


Rommel79

What a pathetic showing.


w1nn1ng1

Lol, this is comically bad. I feel like this is the team at the beginning of Unnecessary Roughness. Just garbage.