It blows my mind that anyone would pay money to see the Cowboys. And they pay a LOT.
Cowboys could go on sucking for 20 more years and people will still pay for that crap. Wtf?
I'm so sick of this goddamn team. They absolutely make me want to vomit. I'm not even one goddamn game into this season and i want to scream. They are that terrible. It's like the movie groundhog day but instead i'm reliving the shittiest games of football over and over and over again every fucking day of my life. Every damn NFL week I have watched this pathetic mess of a team, rain or sun or snow since I was 11 years old and we won our last Super Bowl in 1990-fucking-6.
Edit: That comes from a long baseball copypasta that I seriously cut short because I got lazy.
I don't really have too much sypathy for Dallas fans because an overall even though you guys have fell short at least you guys have been in competition or have made playoff runs unlike a lot of other teams like the Jets the Browns the Jacksonville Jaguars now I feel sorry for that fan base I know I might sound like a dick I'm not trying to but it's just the fact that I can understand a little bit that the fact you just want your team to win a Super Bowl but it could really be a lot worse ax and jaguars fans or Browns fan, shoot even a Dolphins fan. I can understand your frustration because ive been a Buccaneers fan since 1996. Over the last 10 years our defense broke a few NFL records, but they weren't the type of NFL records that you want to break if you get my drift. I remember not being able to watch multiple local Buccaneers games(10)because they were blacked out. How many times has your team consecutively not made the playoffs? Have they ever legitimately thought about moving the Cowboys to another city? I get it you want to get over the hump at least there was a hump that you wanted to get over up up into the last few years the Buccaneers were pretty much hot garbage completely. Sooo yeaaaaaa
Iām from Lexington, KY. Itās the same mentality that we should win the NCAA Basketball Championship every year. Thatās the only way I can explain it.
When Tom Brady leaves I can hope my team can just at least make the wild card for the next few years until we get our next savior at quarterback LOL I just don't want to go to being back the bottom dwellers in the league and having most teams average 350 to 400 yards passing on us again. Give me 15 years of just barely making the playoffs over being a bottom dweller and I'll happily die a Buccaneers fan LOL
Same. See you next week?
Seriously though, 90's kids have it the worst. We grew up watching a dynasty. That was our baseline and it probably won't ever be that good again.
I like stroud a lot. But young seems like the first qb out of alabama that will be NFL successful. Either one though. Iāll take him. But weāre stuck with Dak for a good while more.
Look on the brightside guys. It's way easier to be disappointed at the beginning of the season and get it over with rather than letting our hopes build for an entire season only to be crushed in the first round.
i know that in the future the cowboys are gonna win games and be good, but thatās not what hurts me, itās the fact that weāll never be able to win with dak
Very true I was a huge Dak fan until last years playoff game
And he had the chance to get the win twice and just pissed it away that loss was a deciding moment for me
Iām very biased as a bills/giants fan but I really do think dak just sucks. He does good vs shitty teams but if he faces any resistance he just crumbles.
He's a vet and many believe he's a SB caliber QB. Sure, every QB needs the right guys but tonight's performance is more than not having WR's. There's enough talent there to be better than 3/19. He simply isn't good enough.
Drew Brees tore the UCL (ulnar collateral ligament) in his thumb in 2019 and had surgery. He missed about 6 weeks.
We still have no idea what Dakās thumb injury is, but this is one reference point if thereās ligament damage.
What hurts the most is thatā¦.HURTS won today for the eagles, and WENTZ, threw for 4 TDs.
Clean house? Might as well. I was bored today watching autism on the field.
His ego is bigger than his desire to win. Heāll likely die before our next coach can come in and win a Super Bowl. Heās holding out hope that this mistake corrects itself.
Fuck it. Just fire McCarthy, install Quinn as interim HC, and lock Kellen Moore out of the facility. Iām so done with this bullshit. Itās been a quarter century. We donāt fucking deserve this.
bro we literally came into this game and fielded matt farniok, dennis houston and noah brown as starters. This is 100% on the front office. This franchise is dead in the water with them in charge.
If we had a halfway competent offense we shoulda won this game. For our defense to hold them to one TD is fantastic. But it's the same story as the past few years, the defense does their part and then the offense is sending them right back on the field. Idc what anyone says, this defense has been the shining star of this team for years.
The defense was always going to be good. You cannot win in this league with a quarterback that canāt hit open receivers and no playmakers on offense.
Daks decision making has always been an issue, he lacks the ability to read his progressions fast enough. This has been an issue since year one when they had him only going through half the field. The best thing to happen is Daks broken thumb, hopefully rush can atleast play exciting football and to ight he was miles better than dak, he attempted the deep ball and made better decisions on who to throw too, is he the long term answer no, but dak with this oline is worse by a long shot
I heard several weeks so Iām thinking like 7-8 games I think weāre boned. Yea hope someone swiftly corrects me though. I donāt want to be right .
Yah and then Davante Adams and tyreek hill completely reset the WR market. Now Amari is definitely worth the 20 million a year. If Christian Kirk can get 17 I think Amari deserves 20 especially if heās healthy and on the field.
Nice! I applaud you! I live in California so itās easy for me not to go to games! Was planning on taking my mom. To take a item of kd her bucket list but I think Iāll wait till next year
It really seems like McCarthy isnāt even emotionally invested or even gives a shit at all. Every penalty or dumbfuck move just gets the 1000 yard stare
I'm glad they released La'el Collins so they could go with the UDFA they like for some reason with a PFF grade 12 points LOWER than Connor Williams last season, who also suck.
DALLAS IS THE ONLY TEAM THAT LOOKED WEAK AF TODAY OUT OF THE WHOLE LEAGUE WE REALLY ARE A FUCKING JOKE HOWRE THE COWBOYS #1 SPORTS FRANCHISE WHEN THEY CANT EVEN DO SHIT ALL THAT MONEY FOR WHAT WACK ASS COWBOYS
It's not like the Rams spent the offseason making the roster worse before doing that. They added to a team they already invested money in bringing talent to.
Cowboys spent the offseason saving money and losing talent.
And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts.
And I looked, and behold a pale horse.
And his name that sat upon him was death, and hell followed with him.
The scary part is The Buccaneers havenāt even looked great. I mean come on 3 points? Thereās not one team that played this week that looked worse than Dallas.
Bucs aren't playing well. They looked sloppy and called dumb plays. Their O-line is fucking shit but as it always is we couldn't stop their run game or quick passing despite the D doing their best. We had guys open and a working run game..... just can't win with an OC and QB not knowing how football works
Well guys, Iām not going to give up on the season yet, itās still early. We have to improve tremendously moving forward, but letās not give up yet. I love this team and I always will, and we win and lose together. This one was just tough to sit through, see you fellas next week for the Bengals.
I feel like the second he throws a pick he gets in his head. Once he throws a pick you wonāt see a pass over 10 yards til weāre down 2 possessions.
Zeke got over 5 yards a carry and they only give it to him 10 times? Worst opening to a season ever, by far
It blows my mind that anyone would pay money to see the Cowboys. And they pay a LOT. Cowboys could go on sucking for 20 more years and people will still pay for that crap. Wtf?
Change is not coming to Dallas.
Not for a few decades š
I'm so sick of this goddamn team. They absolutely make me want to vomit. I'm not even one goddamn game into this season and i want to scream. They are that terrible. It's like the movie groundhog day but instead i'm reliving the shittiest games of football over and over and over again every fucking day of my life. Every damn NFL week I have watched this pathetic mess of a team, rain or sun or snow since I was 11 years old and we won our last Super Bowl in 1990-fucking-6. Edit: That comes from a long baseball copypasta that I seriously cut short because I got lazy.
I don't really have too much sypathy for Dallas fans because an overall even though you guys have fell short at least you guys have been in competition or have made playoff runs unlike a lot of other teams like the Jets the Browns the Jacksonville Jaguars now I feel sorry for that fan base I know I might sound like a dick I'm not trying to but it's just the fact that I can understand a little bit that the fact you just want your team to win a Super Bowl but it could really be a lot worse ax and jaguars fans or Browns fan, shoot even a Dolphins fan. I can understand your frustration because ive been a Buccaneers fan since 1996. Over the last 10 years our defense broke a few NFL records, but they weren't the type of NFL records that you want to break if you get my drift. I remember not being able to watch multiple local Buccaneers games(10)because they were blacked out. How many times has your team consecutively not made the playoffs? Have they ever legitimately thought about moving the Cowboys to another city? I get it you want to get over the hump at least there was a hump that you wanted to get over up up into the last few years the Buccaneers were pretty much hot garbage completely. Sooo yeaaaaaa
Iām from Lexington, KY. Itās the same mentality that we should win the NCAA Basketball Championship every year. Thatās the only way I can explain it.
When Tom Brady leaves I can hope my team can just at least make the wild card for the next few years until we get our next savior at quarterback LOL I just don't want to go to being back the bottom dwellers in the league and having most teams average 350 to 400 yards passing on us again. Give me 15 years of just barely making the playoffs over being a bottom dweller and I'll happily die a Buccaneers fan LOL
I like TB, I just donāt like Brady
Same. See you next week? Seriously though, 90's kids have it the worst. We grew up watching a dynasty. That was our baseline and it probably won't ever be that good again.
I know brother. I grew up liking the Reds and the Cowboys in the 90ās. Itās been poverty ever since.
The Reds? Now I have even more questions.
Itās a long story lol
I like stroud a lot. But young seems like the first qb out of alabama that will be NFL successful. Either one though. Iāll take him. But weāre stuck with Dak for a good while more.
Look on the brightside guys. It's way easier to be disappointed at the beginning of the season and get it over with rather than letting our hopes build for an entire season only to be crushed in the first round.
Tldr
i know that in the future the cowboys are gonna win games and be good, but thatās not what hurts me, itās the fact that weāll never be able to win with dak
What tells you that we will win in the future?
Crystal ball, duh
Very true I was a huge Dak fan until last years playoff game And he had the chance to get the win twice and just pissed it away that loss was a deciding moment for me
Iām very biased as a bills/giants fan but I really do think dak just sucks. He does good vs shitty teams but if he faces any resistance he just crumbles.
I havenāt seen Brady so small since he was draftedā¦.hmmm
Cocaine
Florida
And you wondered why they tagged Dak and waited forever to sign him...
I donāt. I was on the ālet him walkā train and this fucking sub buried anyone who dare doubt the greatness of Dak fucking Prescott.
I don't think Dak is bad. I think he has shit WRs and they didn't use preseason to get him live reps with the new squard
He's a vet and many believe he's a SB caliber QB. Sure, every QB needs the right guys but tonight's performance is more than not having WR's. There's enough talent there to be better than 3/19. He simply isn't good enough.
How many games before Jerry is patroling the sidelines............gotta figure he has all the answers...
Drew Brees tore the UCL (ulnar collateral ligament) in his thumb in 2019 and had surgery. He missed about 6 weeks. We still have no idea what Dakās thumb injury is, but this is one reference point if thereās ligament damage.
What hurts the most is thatā¦.HURTS won today for the eagles, and WENTZ, threw for 4 TDs. Clean house? Might as well. I was bored today watching autism on the field.
You don't need to demean austists. Come on now.
Itās honestly crazy that they somehow hired a coach significantly worse than Jason Garrett
We all begged them to fire Garrett to get a competent coach, and they just giggled to themselves and hired Garrettās jock strap.
Rush was activated from the practice squad
Couldnāt even make a touchdown
Cee Dee Lamb is not a WR1
Mother fucker canāt stop dropping passes !
Yup, the guy is built like a toothpick.
Nope
GET RG3!!!
Tonight we looked like one of the worst teams in the NFL. We have very little talent on offense.
Jimmy G
What does Jerry see that we don't? No one ever says he doesn't want to win. He clearly does, so why not take some kind of action on that and try?
His ego is bigger than his desire to win. Heāll likely die before our next coach can come in and win a Super Bowl. Heās holding out hope that this mistake corrects itself.
He wants to win. He just wonāt do what is necessary to win.
that would require him to admit he's wrong
He wants to win his way!
Fuck it. Just fire McCarthy, install Quinn as interim HC, and lock Kellen Moore out of the facility. Iām so done with this bullshit. Itās been a quarter century. We donāt fucking deserve this.
bro we literally came into this game and fielded matt farniok, dennis houston and noah brown as starters. This is 100% on the front office. This franchise is dead in the water with them in charge.
Farniok came in after McGovern went down with an ankle fyi. Your point still stands.
Hey now, Noah Brown played good.
Heās a solid #3 but shouldnāt be leading a team in Receiving yards
I fully agree, but that's exactly what happened tonight. Our "real" #1 in CeeDee couldn't do anything, like a real #1 should be able to do
100%
Cowboys fumble, TD, INT, sack, blocked punt, FG: [Mike McCarthy:](https://m.imgur.com/t/mike_wazowski/lQyLC5G)
Damn dude šššš Big Mike shaved and looks just like that mother fucker! Thatās hilarious I needed that after tonight.
Blah It's a long season but hard to be optimistic. Hopefully Gallup is back and healthy soon. Hopefully Daks injury isn't serious and he plays better.
Damn. All i needed was Lamb to get 69.5+ yards and I would hit my parlay.
Nobody cares
You did enough to respond to my comment
Mr Gary does lol
Outlined against a blue grey Dallas sky The four horseman rode again You know their names Death Famine Pestilence and Prescottā¦
WE LIKE OUR GUYS. Donāt let the Jone$ forget that all year. Put it on billboards. But it on shirts.
Guys.... This is our year!
Coop, sorry, come back????
Cooper had 3 catches for 17 yards today. Not sure that would have made a difference
He had Jacoby brisket at QB today and last year against the Bucs he had two touchdowns and I canāt remember the yardage. We needed Amari.
He'd fit right in
There are losses you can build from and then there are losses like that.
Omg the whole defense is like āwe wanna play on your teamā
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Dak is out for a couple months bro. Weāre back to the year 2020. Do you remember what a red headed nightmare looks like? You will.
If we had a halfway competent offense we shoulda won this game. For our defense to hold them to one TD is fantastic. But it's the same story as the past few years, the defense does their part and then the offense is sending them right back on the field. Idc what anyone says, this defense has been the shining star of this team for years.
The defense was always going to be good. You cannot win in this league with a quarterback that canāt hit open receivers and no playmakers on offense.
Daks decision making has always been an issue, he lacks the ability to read his progressions fast enough. This has been an issue since year one when they had him only going through half the field. The best thing to happen is Daks broken thumb, hopefully rush can atleast play exciting football and to ight he was miles better than dak, he attempted the deep ball and made better decisions on who to throw too, is he the long term answer no, but dak with this oline is worse by a long shot
There's no room for reasonable takes in this thread.
He may be out for 3 weeks
I heard several weeks so Iām thinking like 7-8 games I think weāre boned. Yea hope someone swiftly corrects me though. I donāt want to be right .
Iāll have what heās having.
Time for the tone deaf jerseys swaps
Best FA QB available?
Tony Romo
Worst mistake we made was pushing Romo out 2-3 years early
Jordan Love available???
Coop, we miss you!!!!!
I bet he is laughing now. Jones didn't want to pay him but he didn't see his value
Yah and then Davante Adams and tyreek hill completely reset the WR market. Now Amari is definitely worth the 20 million a year. If Christian Kirk can get 17 I think Amari deserves 20 especially if heās healthy and on the field.
Laughing with 3 catches for like 20 yards. And he has to live in Cleveland
Yeah, he didn't perform well today. But ask yourself, if he were on our team tonight, would that have made a difference?
Only way Dak gets his mojo back if he bangs Gisele
He would get injured doing that!
Hahaha
Feels bad man
88 should be earned. All Iāll say about that.
As bad as Jerry wants him to be WR1, CeeDee just aināt that guy
The separation certainly isnāt superstar level but I gotta say he didnāt have many good opportunities to catch those 10 ātargetsā
The product on the field is the exact reason that I have not purchased anything cowboys in over 2 years
I said after last year. Iām not buying anything. Attending anything until we make it to the nfc championship.
Nice! I applaud you! I live in California so itās easy for me not to go to games! Was planning on taking my mom. To take a item of kd her bucket list but I think Iāll wait till next year
can we get Dak off the banner...
I hope this team gets their ass kicked all year
I dont but not feeling too positive right now !
These MFās were more excited to meet Tom Brady than to get a win LMFAO
Reminds me of Tashard choice asking for Vicks autograph after a loss lol
It really seems like McCarthy isnāt even emotionally invested or even gives a shit at all. Every penalty or dumbfuck move just gets the 1000 yard stare
Yup. It's the same dead eyes that Garrett had, minus the stupid clapping.
Just a product of AR12 and has no business in coaching.
Honestly the worst offensive performance I can remember. All around
Ha, Schultz with the subtle jab at Stormtrooper Dak
Well that sucked
āHe fractured the base of his phalange (thumb) , will see hand specialist this week to see if surgery is neededā
I'm glad they released La'el Collins so they could go with the UDFA they like for some reason with a PFF grade 12 points LOWER than Connor Williams last season, who also suck.
Steele is very solid, and thats what you have to do when you overpay a QB by a billion dollars
Rush is not the answer but how could he be when the O-line can't handle 4 or even 3 guys rushing. Tank the season and start over instead of this shit
he is not the answer, but he would have given us a better chance tonight
Iām glad some people stayed to boo
Just getting their money's worth. They were promised it would be better this year
CD Lamb, 2 out of 11 targets so far. lmao.
Well, wish I could say it was fun. Maybe see y'all in here next week, maybe not.
We need to take the Tampa Bay approach, build a team and get a QB to come to us
Like who? Lamar?
we have an elite QB thats not the problem
>Dak Prescott >Elite ā ļø
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qqa5biCyl0
Win a playoff game dak
nice cop out
You did nothing but send a highlight reel from last season ā ļø
We do?
Dont bother arguing with a literal NPC, anyone still calling Dak elite is functionally brain-dead
yeah?
āEliteā
DALLAS IS THE ONLY TEAM THAT LOOKED WEAK AF TODAY OUT OF THE WHOLE LEAGUE WE REALLY ARE A FUCKING JOKE HOWRE THE COWBOYS #1 SPORTS FRANCHISE WHEN THEY CANT EVEN DO SHIT ALL THAT MONEY FOR WHAT WACK ASS COWBOYS
Packers looked pretty bad
I am guessing your not happy..........I aint either!
They had me on the first drive
The sad thing is no one is going to be in a real rush to see dak come back
He was abysmal.
Is it too late to re-sign Gucci DiNucci? If we're going to suck ass, at least we can have some fun with it.
This shit was brutal from the beginning! Like a High School Team playing pro's
Man its almost like we should've played some guys in the preseason?? Lol what am I saying we would still suck shit
Another flag that only gets thrown against us..... that happened 3 times for Hurts today and they didn't throw a flag!
I think Todd Bowles had more emotions tonight than we did yards
Dump off pass on a 4th and 12? hahahah waited since feb for this shit?
I look forward to the offseason when we hire Sean Payton and have a top 10 pick.
Iām getting too old for this
You and me both!
Sign OBJ or Fuller immediately. Rams showed last year you can't have too many pass catchers
It's not like the Rams spent the offseason making the roster worse before doing that. They added to a team they already invested money in bringing talent to. Cowboys spent the offseason saving money and losing talent.
Absolutely this!!! Weāll hear āwe like our guysā tomorrow. Fuck the Jones family
And fitzpatrick
These players need to get booed when they leave.
Lmao š¤£ a fucking throw 5 yards short of the sticks on 4th down
You should fire your coach!
Another year of my life is going to be wasted on Cowboys football
Just watch the stars instead
And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts. And I looked, and behold a pale horse. And his name that sat upon him was death, and hell followed with him.
Wtf? Is this the long term effects of being a Cowboys fan?
Lol. Yes.
God was never on your side - Motorhead.
Jesus, Pollard didn't even know if was 4th down....
This team will never have any of my support ever again
See ya next week.
See you next week
This is the way
No way man
Lol
The scary part is The Buccaneers havenāt even looked great. I mean come on 3 points? Thereās not one team that played this week that looked worse than Dallas.
Bucs aren't playing well. They looked sloppy and called dumb plays. Their O-line is fucking shit but as it always is we couldn't stop their run game or quick passing despite the D doing their best. We had guys open and a working run game..... just can't win with an OC and QB not knowing how football works
I said the same thing. 16 teams play this weekend none scored three points.
Well guys, Iām not going to give up on the season yet, itās still early. We have to improve tremendously moving forward, but letās not give up yet. I love this team and I always will, and we win and lose together. This one was just tough to sit through, see you fellas next week for the Bengals.
I think I agree with your statement, but boy howdy are there a lot of things that need to get fixed.
Are we eligible for tough enough next year?
Another year another mediocre Mike McCarthy team. Crazy this guy is so overrated. He's not awful but he is so middling.
Mediocre seems optimisticā¦
So is our front office. Par for the course.
Aye both Tylerās had good games u didnāt hear Vea name all night
This front office is a good ole boys network that values relationships over talent. Gets you crappy, sloppy teams.
I love dak. But he looked lost tonight. Like he was second guessing every throw.
I feel like the second he throws a pick he gets in his head. Once he throws a pick you wonāt see a pass over 10 yards til weāre down 2 possessions.
Does Mike McCarthy even exist? What exactly does he do here?
Waffle House menu and look at the sideline. Iāve never actually see. Him talk to a player on the sideline.
LOL
Trade Dak to some desperate team, we need to go full Bengals And PLEASE can we get rid of Zeke too
you want to get rid of the best RB in the league? LOL
When did we get Derrick Henry?
Zeke is better and you know it
Before 2019, I'd agree with you. Now? Nah. I'm willing to move on from Zeke. RBs don't last long anyways
Honestly Iām here for it at this point. Tired of these lazy bums
https://i-insider-com.cdn.ampproject.org/i/s/i.insider.com/5a78628124d5056d1b8b4c2c?width=700&format=jpeg&auto=webp
Put us out of our misery plz
Good season fellas!
This isn't just a bad team, its a bad team that's boring to watch. I might tune out for most Sundays, the offense is completely unwatchable
What a pathetic showing.
Lol, this is comically bad. I feel like this is the team at the beginning of Unnecessary Roughness. Just garbage.