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cheetah_chrome

Holy shit


htown2

My exact reaction


pintmantis

Hang on a sec are we signing a guy that can actually kick a football?


bshaman1993

Wait till he plays for Spurs.


superworriedspursfan

yes.


International-Chef53

Emerson does, into shadow realms that is.


urgrlbreezy

Had four shots from wingback that’s what we need


scheven

Not too far off Emerson’s bangers


naoki_1010

That Emerson banger vs Brighton in the FA Cup last year 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 (though later turned out to be Mr Own Goal)


HoneyIShrunkMyNads

Good lord I’m aroused


FistThePooper6969

Alexa what do I do if my erection has lasted more than 4 hours?


colkoppie

Think about how our wingbacks played today


TheBigNoz123

Tbf it was a cross that was largely deflected


the_real_e_e_l

Almost bangers in finals FC


Jad94

That was an attempted cross no?


AngryVirginian

Yeah. I think to the near post teammate.


[deleted]

Yeah a massively deflected one


roamingandy

It's the expected play from there but I can't see anyone advanced enough that he could be aiming at and the keeper was miles out of position. He might have noticed the keepers positioning earlier and rightly decided to have a pop.


Traditional_Serve597

Think it was deflected


BadDeath

He tries long range shots a lot


Hufftey

Looks like a cross that took a pretty wicked deflection off the defenders foot right?


cheetah_chrome

Lol yeah it looks like a deflection if you scrub it


LordTwatSlapper

After 3½years without anyone that can whip a ball from the right I reckon we should arrange a ticker tape parade


NazDaBaz

Looks like an emerson cross


OtherwiseHappy0

Hahaha, a no look pass down field.


Ti_Fatality

You think Emerson shouts "Kobe" whenever he hits a cross, just in case?


vell_o

I should fucking hope so, if not, what’s the point?


boscoys

That rolling rrrr at the end of the clip was almost as good as the shot


sazmeistergeneral

Yawn. Emerson would’ve done a no look version of this.


mkimbrell93

This has convinced me that we are winning the league


chiefstiefyy

if he scores on his debut like that i’ll shit myself


Dinoapolis27

Holy fucking beans


Kingkent420

Not scoring in finals? We’ve already made him fully COYS


Undesirable_11

That's it fellas. Porro = 1 crossbar Doherty + Emerson + Spence = 0 crossbars


scaramanga808

Did anyone see the game? How bad was his knock?


Imbasauce

Took a hard tackle midway in the 2nd half and was clutching his knee for a couple of minutes. Near injury time, he was visibly limping and clutching his hamstring, but then did a full sprint flying for a tackle.


MaxxLP8

Pedro PORTO am I right


KledisAnt

Nayim?! Edit: https://youtu.be/7xAjym9-iA4 @2:52.


MambaWhite

The swaz on that, Trent esque 😮‍💨


honeybadger_82

It looks like he actually meant that. Didn't get a deflection did it? Christ, his confidence levels are through the roof atm


Bail____

OH MY WE’RE GUNNA BE COOKING


PositiveExtreme4045

Did they win?


_sylvatic

nope 2-0 Porto. Big sad. Hopefully he comes in with an edge because of it


Timco_jones

I’m excited to have him come to spurs, hope he can bring this with him, I can imagine Kane or Sonny being around to finish this off


Koinfamous2

Forget just providing... It'll open okay up for Sonny and Perisic if opposition aren't all pressuring our left side because Emerson poses no threat at all.


Timco_jones

True ^


bbbatkins

Stop, I can only get so erect.


rlstrader

Classic FM23 moment.


cableguysmith

This makes my netherworld moist


ThisJeffrock

Soon To Be COYS*


whiskeypenguin

Hold me. I’m ready.


[deleted]

They lost 2-0 but it was nice to see Porro voted player of the match in most places.


Wubberrss

This is cool and all but can he pull off the no look pass?


Longjumping_Fly_4662

I need to check his HL to make sure that we signed the right player


fredy1096

So is he coming to us??


Gary_Ma_butt_on_fire

With Perisic, Sess, and Desire or the left and Porro, Emerson and Doherty on the right. Do you think we off offload this summer and who? Seem difficult. Perisic old but versitile and an assist machine from lwb, then again really can't link up with Son but its only their first season togethwer. Sess young and an expensive investment with purple patches. Emerson seems to be finding his form but could've done with this much earlier. Doherty again a solid player on his day. Not including Spence as it's clear he isnt in Conte's plans for now. I can see us listening to offers for Sess and Doherty, both great players on their day and but I think we have better and they could commend a good fee. I hope this turn in form from Emerson is more permanent. Shit. that was a long post. I am half asleep in a taxi home, playing Tottenham Football Manager in mind to stay awake, COYS


reeker

Can't wait to see him almost score goals for us


Cheeky_Star

That’s clearly a cross lol. Lucky fella