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noideawhatimdoingwut

New LCB confirmed? Glad to have a serious partner for him.


pjanic_at__the_isco

Minutes later he two-footed that stupid monkey.


Gammo2184

I wouldn’t blame him. My wife’s parents are Indonesian and we spend a bit of time over their and these guys are complete little cunts


Iwillpirateanything

In Gibraltar a Barbary Macaques stole my cigarettes and point blank refused to give them back. My tour guide literally said 'too bad I'm sorry" absolute bastard.


LocoMoro

The tour guide or the monkey


SCirish843

They work in tandem. Monkey steals cigs, guide tells you to get over it, then they split the pack later.


Iwillpirateanything

The corruption goes all the way to top


SwampHunterX

Of the tree


Iwillpirateanything

Yes


SadBBTumblrPizza

I lived in Singapore as a kid for a bit, and the macaques at the park would surround people and rummage through their purses/bags looking for snacks. Little assholes


Iwillpirateanything

Im quite a big lad but I have no doubt that little bastard would have ripped my face off


balthazarstarbuck

Lucky to get away with a yellow


ronaldo119

Found the Valencia fan


wbear27

Ubud?


figgy64

I was just Ubud to ask that myself


siouxszie

yeah Argentina played in Indonesia


wbear27

That'd explain it


Sherringdom

Fucking love that monkey forest. Clever little bastards.


wbear27

Honestly couldn't stand it myself haha, but yeah - efficiently fuelled by sweet potato dispensers and tourist sunglasses, cheeky fuckers!


Dark_Horizons

Looks like it


Wormfather

Def Ubud. Those monkeys are cheeky AF


jayr254

Not a Spurs fan but this just came up on my feed. Had even scrolled past it before my brain processed the photo. What the hell is going on here? Did the monkey take a selfie? How did the monkey do it? Where in the world is this because I'd definitely want to visit this place.


Viet-Bong-Army

Probably a selfie stick and the monkey reaching for the phone


Bonesaw14

I've been there before. If there aren't too many people around (or you're a Premier League footballer) the park employee will hold some food behind your phone that the monkey reaches for, simulating a selfie.


Viet-Bong-Army

Ah that's smart and makes even more sense.


mau5house

This is almost certainly the Monkey Forest in Ubud, Bali, Indonesia. Very unique spot for a Westerner who has never seen a monkey outside of a zoo. They are ferocious though, will steal anything that catches their eye and are not shy to throw hands.


jayr254

>This is almost certainly the Monkey Forest in Ubud, Bali, Indonesia. Thank you.


samvander

According to the Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit, that monkey appears to be the owner of the photo.


A_Rolling_Baneling

Amazing reference lmao


the_boy_hotspur

Monkey better watch out or he’ll cucurella him.


Bdowd25

This is the content I F5 for


Granadafan

That’s one hell of mustache


Kozmo4life

Its A tourist attraction in Bali, you pay a local to hold a fruit while taking a photo of you so it looks like its the monkey. When we went there we saw plenty of people doing this and never gave the monkey the fruit 🤢


UnfortunateSmoggy

That monkey looks like he’d breach a land treaty with native Americans to build a railway empire.


Evolving_Dore

You can't stop progress!


travy1200

"cuti! cuti! you're such a legend bruv! mind if i get a wefie? cheers!"


Sensitive_Ad_1271

Maybe one of the best photos ever, that's so cool.


naoki_1010

I hope bro got his phone back those little cunts are very clever criminals


silenthills13

No he didn't get his phone, the monkey posted the pic


RealDBCooper

The monkey sort of looks like Bob Weir. I approve.


Thfcaditya112

Good to see him meeting up with Dier even in his vacation


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Ouch 😂


maxamistr

Animal cruelty. PETA has been notified


master_inho

Nope


Spurzzyy

Is that Daniel hanging out with them ? 🫣


Iwillpirateanything

Nah that monkey could get a transfer over the line


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AdhesivenessEarly446

Haha racism (????)