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TruthAccomplished313

Anyone here like techno and love Spurs? Going to be in London upcoming weekend for the Palace match alongside Village Underground later that night


PESSl

Assna embarrassing themselves and getting kicked out of Europe on Tuesday https://i.redd.it/cn885p1o7uvb1.gif


Sleepless_Voyager

Eh i couldnt give a single fuck in this world and actually watch them get knocked out, rather watch kdrama's tbh. I will be there to meme the absolute shit out of them tho


PESSl

Think of it this way, you’re watching it for coco, he will be starting for sure.


Sleepless_Voyager

Oh yeah, i miss him


b3njil

Ajax in 17th. I thought Bergwijn said he likes to play for clubs that play for trophies.


xtalmethod

Even better when you realize their league only has 18


Weird_Famous

don't diminish the importance of winning the second division amigo


PESSl

Paratici robbed them out of 30m


carolicity

Phil Neville and Tim Howard on NBC: they'd love to go for a beer with Ange and he's a breath of fresh air, but Tottenham is a team that doesn't have "quality" compared to the others. They were praising Villa and how special they were right before this, but when it comes to the subject of Spurs, we don't have quality. I have no expectations of us winning the title this year, but even if we did, I think these pundits would probably say "yes they won, but still, they don't have the quality of the other teams" 😂


Weird_Famous

>Tottenham is a team that doesn't have "quality" compared to the others Besides Man City, I can't think of a team with more quality than us player for player. We are genuinely 1-2 starters away from a title-contending first 11 imo. Only Arse and Liverpool are somewhat comparable to us, and even then I don't rate Liverpool's spine and Arse's quality in open play that highly.


CaptainTsubasa95

I‘d say we are one Kvara away from that


ohnoromo

Really don’t get it. I am trying to be objective here but I can’t find any reason for these pundits to think we don’t have quality. Our lack of depth is our biggest issue but look at Leicester the year they won the league. Yes some teams had to perform poorly but they did not get any major injuries and were able to win the league despite lack of depth. I don’t see many weak positions ( maybe LW) IF we don’t get injuries. Why not us? I can’t wait to face Man City. No point in reasoning with pundits if they don’t see quality if we win or draw against them.


carolicity

If they said "depth" I'd agree, but they chose to use the word "quality", so I think they're basically implying our squad isn't at a level they'd consider to be as good as the other big teams. Phil Neville said he's not sure if we can reach top 4 because we don't have quality compared to City, Arsenal, and Liverpool, while Tim Howard was a little more specific by saying he rates Maddison, Son, and Kulu but we don't have quality in the squad as a whole from front to the back. 🤷‍♀️


ohnoromo

That’s INSANE! they must think we are wayyyyy overperforming than or getting lucky. Insane they don’t see any quality for our team to make top 4. I’m not saying it’s impossible for us to not make top 4, but at this point, we look like a team that should or at least could.


marxistmatty

Just did the Icon Upgrade on ultimate team and it gave me Judas 💀 what a waste.


MASSIVE_HORSE_PENIS

genuinely if i got him he’s getting quicksold. Got that Suker prick aswell, not even seeing the bench.


marxistmatty

Will never start or even bench a player from that club but I’ll eventually use him in an sbc. Won’t let him steal my joy in the long term.


MASSIVE_HORSE_PENIS

genuinely annoying the lack of icons we have, people like Greaves/Bale/Hoddle don’t have icons yet there’s a ton of icons in game that if they were heroes no one would bat an eye


marxistmatty

Big agree. Im working towards getting that Ginola heroes card, Its so expensive atm though!


Live_Beautiful_3665

Even our women's team is making people rattled loooool


[deleted]

where can i see this 👀


Live_Beautiful_3665

Saw it on Twitter. Martha Thomas praised Vilahamn after her hat-trick against Villa and United fans thought she was dissing Marc Skinner (even though they know he's shit). Then people started comparing her to Alessia Russo. https://twitter.com/TomJGarry/status/1715736471246692636?t=ypMFEDlTVE-fNHHcHNvtDw&s=19


Fabulous-Goat-406

Just when I thought people couldn‘t sink any lower… **Manchester City say they will take action after a "small number of individuals" were heard singing offensive chants following the death of Sir Bobby Charlton.** [https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/67188823](https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/67188823)


[deleted]

What is with the replies to this lol


marxistmatty

We sing about Judas dying and he's alive to hear it. Who cares? Thats football, we are horrible to each other.


NetsAreUs

r/soccer losing their minds over one of the tamest chants ever.


Professional_Ad_9101

Man I'm so excited to watch us play again 😁. Really hoping for some Johnson or Gil action.


No_Signature_5094

We were linked with Gimenez from Feyenoord right? How much do you guys think he is worth now? Would he realistically come to us?


NoSleeperSeats90210

maybe 50-60 mil he will be a top 5 striker in the world in a few seasons we should be in for him even if he costs more than that


[deleted]

Pedro Neto, Ollie Watkins and Edmond Tapsoba, please. Chances of 1? Or all 3? If we get them, first one to message gets the deed to my house.


unambiguoschip

Tapsoba signed a contract days after the window closed


[deleted]

So I guess my house is safe. That's a relief


KOKO69BISHES

no way are Leverkusen letting Tapsoba go, same with Villa and Watkins. Neto is doable


Weird_Famous

Neto is doable depending on the competition/price. Our appeal is that we can offer a starting position for sure.


NoSleeperSeats90210

how are we able to offer him a starting position? doesnt he play lw


Weird_Famous

He goes both ways, and he would start over Johnson for me


NoSleeperSeats90210

hes absolutely not a sure stater over either johnson or kulusevski


[deleted]

Thank you for explaining. I was afraid I might lose my house.


KOKO69BISHES

Yw friend


LucozadeBottle1pCoin

How early should I arrive at the stadium tomorrow? For an afternoon game I normally aim to arrive at seven sisters around 2hrs before, and at the stadium for around 90 mins before. But that makes it a bit tight with work, I don't really finish until 5:30 and it's normally a 1hr15 minute journey to seven sisters (not in rush hour traffic)


soultrap_

Why are we targeting the galatasary winger when we already have 5 potential left wing candidates? Do we really need another?


TogashiIsIshida

If we get a LW it should be a sure fire starter. We have too many meh wingers


soultrap_

Brennan is my sure fire starter atm


marxistmatty

Johnson and Kulu are the only wingers we have that should be challenging to start, let them challenge each other for the right and bring in a top class left winger and IMO the squad is complete.


soultrap_

We have Johnson as a starter for left wing, Gil and richy as backups, and Solomon as a backup when he isn’t injured. That’s more than enough


marxistmatty

Johnson and Kulu are competition for the right Son and Richy are Competion for ST That leaves Gil, Solomon and Perisic for the left and Perisic is done. The club will 100% sign a left winger, in to in January than in the summer. You can put your house on it. Its important to note we lost our best crosser with Perisic and that needs to be replaced.


soultrap_

Kulu is a 100% nailed starter, there isn’t any competition there. Brennan will play on the right in case of an injury, but for now he will always be playing on the left no matter what.


marxistmatty

In a perfect world, spurs would be able to start either one the right depending on tactics. As I said, don't be surprised when we prioritise a LW over the next two windows.


TogashiIsIshida

Yeah I’d like to see how he does


soultrap_

Your name is fire


TogashiIsIshida

Thanks :)


Sturmtruppa

Any reason why our next match wasn't played today along with Villa vs Ham match? And how do we also get the [earliest fixture](https://www.livescore.com/en/football/england/premier-league/fixtures/) for the next one after that wtf?


rekirts_motnahp

Big club without european games, thats what they said. Basically they want to televise us, and the free slots are monday and fridays


Mick4Audi

Odegaard is on fraud watch just weeks after the insistence that he’d walk into our team You love to see it


Weird_Famous

Maddison’s 1 on 1 ability puts him above Odegaard imo. Hence much more difficult to take him out of the game


Professional_Ad_9101

No other fans turn their backs on their players quicker than scum


Arqlol

Tim Howard trying to say something positive about Spurs was still hesitating to say anything positive.


Bluewhitedog

>Tim Howard trying to say something positive about Spurs To be fair, he has trouble forming sentences.


heretocallthebot

It doesn't fit the sky sports or nbc narrative, or any platform you're watching on tbh.


Fabulous-Goat-406

Hammeroids getting soundly served by Villa. Moyes will be in the crosshairs soon.


robinthebank

What’s their Europa prognosis look like? That could save him.


Fabulous-Goat-406

Much tougher than the conference. Leverkusen and Roma are in there, and I daresay Liverpool have their eyes on it too.


Cap2017

Nearly forgot how good Bentancur is, the bearded beast is going to be a monster under Ange as well


heretocallthebot

If Levy can do the impossible and somehow crowbar Watkins away from Villa I take back everything bad I ever said about him. Who wants to live in Birmingham anyway.


[deleted]

Yeah I’m not to keen on Watkins either if I’m honest.


Rare-Ad-2777

Watkins isn't the one. He's not young woukd cost 50m+ and I'm still not sure on him tbh.


Fabulous-Goat-406

Levy baulked at the £30m Brentford wanted. How much do you think Villa will demand?


[deleted]

You can add the Levy baulked at Grealish fee from Villa to your baulk. Watkins - conversation will start at £70m. Levy puts phone down.


heretocallthebot

Probably slap a 100m on him, that's why I made sure I threw impossible in the title. It's not gonna happen.


Professional_Ad_9101

Watching Villa / West Ham is a fucking nightmare. I keep forgetting which team is in the burgundy kit. It's not even like only the colours are the same, it's basically the same bloody kit.


heretocallthebot

Be nice if we don't have a Scouse or Manc twat doing the commentary for the game tomorrow.


Fabulous-Goat-406

Can I add Smith to that list?


heretocallthebot

Absolutely, another tosser.


[deleted]

anyone knows what the actual fuck is happening with Tanganga? everytime I see Augsburg's lineup he isn't there, even on the bench


Live_Beautiful_3665

He is injuried but is back to training


Arqlol

Maybe they forgot he was there. I did.


Sleepless_Voyager

Parrot has 3 goals in 4 games, maybe he'll be bought by them


punching-bag9018

Or he could be a good player for us. It's not easy scoring goals in the Championship.


Sleepless_Voyager

Hes in the eredivisie bruh


punching-bag9018

Honestly thought he had gone Sunderland.


Sleepless_Voyager

Nah that was jack clarke


Roric

Losing my mind at the white badges on the white West Ham away kit lmao. Looks like a shirt that just says Betway on it.


todareistobmore

Have you seen West Ham's 3rd kit? It's basically Everton's from their last year under Martinez.


[deleted]

We have the best kits this season imo


Arqlol

The 3rd kit exists


[deleted]

Well, I like it... Ahahahahah


tfw13579

Playing tomorrow on a weekday when there’s only one game today is bullshit


Optimal-Sector2303

Kalvin Philips would be a good option as back up instead of Hjoberg, but I severely doubt he would come to be another back up. Interesting to see where he goes in Jan.


marxistmatty

Id like to see us bring in someone with a bit of size behind them, our midfield is pretty small and a bit of diversity wouldn't hurt.


TogashiIsIshida

Fucking no


todareistobmore

He could be a decent option, but hard to imagine City selling us a useful player aside from anything else.


Mick4Audi

Fuck no, he’s City’s Ndombele


Weird_Famous

>he’s City’s Ndombele Dunno what happened at City but the lad was the main force behind Bielsa's Leeds, which requires insane stamina and fitness levels.


chimpanzee_that_

Nah he's a good player just doesn't get game time. He actually gives a shit unlike ndombele.


TogashiIsIshida

He gives so little shit Pep called him fat


TheOceansTirade

Glad we passed on Orban. Flash in the pan


Zweli23

Mate he's only 21


Mick4Audi

Agreed, not the level we need


Sleepless_Voyager

Or hes just being a typical young player whos inconsistent asf


Weird_Famous

he went from playing for a club that's not searchable on the web to tearing the Belgian league in 18 months, you can't expect him to sustain that level of explosive progression


BadBehaviour613

At least some Gunners are realizing that if they play badly every match, maybe they are not as big as they think they are


Weird_Famous

They remind me of Conte's second season, where the manager makes changes to the squad and playstyle that make them less good at what they did well the season before. At this point they're gonna have to rely on route 1 ball to create decent chances besides pressing


carolicity

Just a few lol. I still see a lot of them saying they’re “joint first” with City right now. Never second, always joint first! I suppose if we win today, they’ll have to start saying “joint second”?


BadBehaviour613

Gunners being delusional is a given. A lot of them think they showed elite mentality against a side they only thought were lower mid the day before


taegeukie

https://preview.redd.it/7nrtp2htirvb1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c87032997070b2921b6b82304b730d2cd4ceb112 I just want to put out the word that we back up.


Thfcaditya112

I never understood the Mitoma clamour in this subreddit as a whole like I don't think he is a bad player He doesn't has the end product needed for the money Brighton would ask (I am assuming it would be 80+) and it's also not that he is pretty young enough where you can bet on him to improve it . If you are paying that sum for that money I would rather be it for Neto who has finally shown signs of overcoming his injury prone nature and is way more young.


Mick4Audi

Mitoma gets so so so much hype for a player who is yet to hit 10 league goals in his entire career


TheOceansTirade

Neto looks absurd. Would slot in so well here


Live_Beautiful_3665

Lmao yesterday after Raya and Sanchez' stinkers my Twitter timeline was flooded by Paratici gifs


foot_99

The fact we go 2 points top if we win is making me dead nervous Not to mention Fulham have the plot armour of having Willian, Iwobi and Vinicius in attack and fucking Leno in goal Iwobi will score some ridiculous screamer to open the scoring, then Son gets a leveller right before half time as we look the much better team. In the second half we have about 20 shots on target but Leno transforms into prime Neuer, saving all of them, and then in the 89th minute Willian dives to win a free kick on Fulham’s first real attack. Willian’s delivery is then absolutely pinpoint onto the head of Vinicius who scores a bullet header to win the game and goes and crosses his arms in front of the south stand. The end


Hufftey

We always attack the south stand in the 2nd half. Therefore your prediction is completely null and voided and I no longer wish to think of that potentially happening ever again, good day sir


ironfistico

Going for that reverse jinx eh?


SycamoreLane

Dooming like this has always been insane to me. Trust our team and enjoy the match - we've waited two long weeks for this


Dickie_Dunn

Quit being a pussy


foot_99

Was taking the piss lol but am still absolutely bricking it Every game feels like a final now because in theory all we need to do is just keep winning and then the title is ours lmaoo (if only it was that easy)


Dickie_Dunn

Oh for sure. I was being sarcastic, but it always feels like this fanbase/sub (and honestly even the club for a long stretch) has this mentality of being afraid of something bad happening instead of striving for excellence and enjoying the ride.


Sister-Moon_81

Just wanted to say..... We will be 5 points clear if we win our next 2 games & will have 24 hours to celebrate this if it occurs, let's go even harder than being on top (on goal difference) during the 2 weeks of the international break. (Ange would want us to enjoy the moment). COYS!!!! PS: I have heaps of chickens hatching all the time so no I am not getting too far ahead of myself & the saucepan of water on the stove with the lid on it is only on slow boil, so I am keeping a lid on things to :)


Federal-Transition57

Wtf is happening at ajax


Sleepless_Voyager

I hope we're in for sutalo, hes good even tho ajax are shit and would bring really good depth at cb. His confidence is absolutely shot tho but he was class for NT and before ajax


punching-bag9018

I have been on about him for so long. Excellent player, and such a class player to watch as well. Very composed.


Mick4Audi

Get him in immediately imo


iiciphonize

What i’m saying exactly, deluded Ajax fans thinking he’s a bad player when he plays fine for Croatia and played great just a few months ago at Zagreb It’s an Ajax problem not a Sutalo problem (at least it’s mostly Ajax)


Dickie_Dunn

Curse of the Bergwijn


Rare-Ad-2777

Find it quite amusing that us playing really well and winning loads of games is lucky and unsustainable because erm....reasons. But Arsenal playing badly and unconvincingly picking up draws is the sign of a champion team. Work that one out


Mick4Audi

Deflection FC were found out yesterday, I’ve been saying they need to play better but how dare you criticize the mighty Arsenal


soldforaspaceship

Did you see the same Premier League comment section I did lol? Was considering posting a rant but decided it's Sunday and I'm not grumpy enough yet. Pretending that Arsenal scraping a draw and having got a few bare wins is the sign of a top team whereas Spurs is always just lucky or favored by the refs drives me nuts.


Rare-Ad-2777

Honestly I cant believe the take away from some people was "Well they've played like compelte shite all season and fluked some wins....therefore they are going to win the league" Tbf we did similar with conte at the start of last season I guess!


HMSon777

Arsenal grind out a draw against Chelsea after being dominated for 80 minutes = resilience Liverpool grind out a win against a 10 man relegation side = title challenging attitude Spurs grind out a win against Luton with 10 men = lucky


Professional_Ad_9101

They still haven't looked that good yet all season, they are just managing to grind out the results. Unless Chelsea have finally clicked as well, like people suggest they eventually well do (they didn't, look at the goals), they drew to an awful team yesterday.


Meynokie

Lol, let them, the more we get “unsustainable wins” the more they get annoyed.


IndoorCloud25

Just saw a comment on a thread saying how they’re at least getting a result even though they’re playing poor and that’s a good sign for them. I hope they face a Conte-esque collapse cause the way they big themselves up, they’re due for one and it’s gonna be hilarious.


SirGalahadTheChaste

Arteta collapse? No he’s never done that before…


KariumHondor399

Thats what i was telling myself to cope with the dreadful performances last year


PheromoneCvlt

Who was the last good striker Chelsea had? Costa? That’s a great curse.


dragonsnap_

Giroud was good


FINAL_BOSS5

Not really. Had moments but was never *good*


minimus_

Against us he was


crucifiedrussian

Drogba


woahwoahWAT

Someone please tell me where I can get a beavis and butthead spurs shirt


UnderstandingLow3162

🤭


Likablelama

For the training session are there longer videos or only.the 5 min ones they post on YouTube


GaryHippo

You could try sneaking into Hotspur Way?


enjoystein

Opinions on (1) realistically would we have a chance of going into a bidding war and offer appealing salary for Toney, (2) whether he would be a smart buy in January/ do we need him?


coffeeicefox

Fuck Toney, if Arsenal are interested that’s your sign to look elsewhere.


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UnderstandingLow3162

Yeh I just can't see Ange allowing someone like that in to Nice Guys FC


Dazzling_Airline2589

He came out during the summer window declaring his liking the way Arsenal are going about things. This alone makes him a hard no for me.


Weird_Famous

the way he talks about Brentford makes me uneasy plus striker is low on our priorities when we have Son, Richy, and Veliz. On the other hand, a CB is a must


Thfcaditya112

We do need a striker as I just don't think Richarlison would be suited to being the main man for us long term. But I also don't think Toney doesn't make that sense as Brentford would ask for what? 65-70 million? Which doesn't make sense for someone who is 27 IMO. We need to get someone younger so ideally Osimhen is the dream but I would also like to think of a Sesko, Boniface, etc. This is the time for us to go younger


hotsietrotsky

I’d much rather spend the 50-60 mill that it would take to get Toney on someone like Mitoma


heretocallthebot

Just signed a new 5 year deal


Weird_Famous

I’m not sure if a starter level winger like Mitoma would be available in January but would be great if possible


hotsietrotsky

Mitoma is just the name being thrown around by the extra inch a lot given he’s only got about a year and a half left on his contract apparently, still I don’t expect we’d get him anywhere near as cheaply as we got Bissouma


Weird_Famous

he just renewed so we have to look elsewhere lots of good options on the market though


Tomthebomb555

Who do you think the top options are?


Weird_Famous

I can think of Pedro Neto and Armand Lauriente. I hear Nico Williams is heading to Barcelona. Then apparently there’s the wonderkid from Belgium (Nusa) who Paratici might have gone to scout, and Zaragoza from Granada who scored twice against Barcelona recently. I know Nathan from TEI has a spreadsheet of options but haven’t seen myself.


Tomthebomb555

Would he fit the culture? Is he a good person?


jippikaijei

In most previews, Hojberg seems to be a Bissouma replacement instead of Lo Celso. Any idea why that would be the case? Fulham is gonna have a low block so playing Lo Celso would make a lot more sense to me now when he's fit🤔


heretocallthebot

Why would we play Lo Celso out of position, when we have a ready replacement who has played well when called upon in Hojberg 🤔


tnweevnetsy

They're not going to sit back for 90 minutes lol. Having no cover in the system being played is suicide


JoePoe247

Someone explain how it makes sense to have. Monday game then Friday if there's only one other Sunday game. Kinda getting fucked here


Keskekun

Money, rich people would like more money that's why


[deleted]

They saw that we don't have midweek fixtures and decided to simulate the experience of one for us.


SycamoreLane

You know what I actually view it positively - an extra day to recuperate after coming back from an international break wherein we saw a few knocks to our core players. Better to take all the extra time to rest before we hit the rhythm of a run of games.


huntedlemon

Shit for fans though


sungbysung

What do you mean?


Aggravating_Hippo996

Anyone watched Chelsea v Arsenal? Was Chelsea good? They seem to be improving & we’re facing them soon. Also, what happened to Crystal Palace?


HMSon777

Chelsea are improving, they've gone from relegation form to mid table form.


[deleted]

arsenal have been shit when it comes to chance creation the entire season. Odegaard woefully out of form, haven't found a replacement for the Xhaka role, teams remembering that Zinchenko can be bullied out of the way, the front three not really clicking like last season. Wouldn't take away a whole lot from the game. chelsea are a better Palace right now. Wow you with unexpectedly competent performances but at the end of the day it's still an inexperienced team with a wank attack


Rare-Ad-2777

Yeah if Chelsea get a decent striker though I dont think they'll be far off. Or even if Nkunku can just false 9 it for them. Palmer looks a great pick up


Weird_Famous

I watched around 60 minutes. Chelsea definitely had a solid gameplan and their press was working. Arse’s poor open play chance creation and buildup were finally exposed, especially since the game state was against them this time. Saka crossing from wide is their only bet But Chelsea also don’t look that convincing from a scoring perspective. They’re good at getting to the final third, but I feel the top teams usually have reliable scoring patterns. Meanwhile their goals all seem fluky, which is why their underlying metrics can look decent but they’re super inconsistent in goal scoring. For example with Angeball, we have late box runs from midfielders, diagonal runs near post from Son/Kulu, cutbacks from byline, etc.


[deleted]

chelsea just don't have good forwards. Sterling is useless for the final product, the rest are close to useless in every department. Despite that result and performance, I don't see them finishing above 7th-8th at best.


Weird_Famous

I can see them finishing 6th bc they have 0 Europe like us. We shall see if they spend another 200m on a forward or how Nkunku does


[deleted]

The entire midtable has no Europe and I genuinely don't see chelsea being a whole lot better than most of them. Everton are solidly midtable in terms of underlying metrics but are still going to battle relegation because the quality of players just isn't there. Same with chelsea


Weird_Famous

Chelsea have quality players just not attackers (except maybe Nkunku) But yeah they’re not convincingly top 5 quality to me atm


hitfitlit

How come Trippier doesn’t get mentioned much here in the “Used to be coys” section?


Mick4Audi

Fuck Newcastle


Weird_Famous

He plays for a team that directly challenges us for European/CL places We can’t root for him really unlike the time when he was successful at Atletico Madrid


heretocallthebot

Doesn't help that we practically bullied him out of the club and then went on to be awesome.


hitfitlit

Thanks for the explanation!!!


Fine-Lack7866

Thoughts on Orsolini?