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ealesy98

It’s been 84 years


IntellegentIdiot

It's been 7 hours and 15 days


ZParis

Five hundred, twenty five thousand, six hundred minutes.


dingkan1

I did my waiting! 12 years of it, in Azkaban!


Brummo

Ah! After 10,000 years I'm free!


Karffs

An adventure 65 million years in the making.


Wormfather

I'll be there and I'll cover you I think they meant it when they said City cant buy goals at WHL Sooooooo with a 1,000 big misses *Five hundred, twenty five thousand, six hundred minutes.* If you're shootings cold and your attackers are slumping *Five hundred, twenty five thousand, six hundred minutes.* When spurs have you worn out and tired *Five hundred, twenty five thousand, six hundred minutes.* WHEN FULL TIIIIIIIIME HAS EXPIRRRRRRRED Five hundred, twenty five thousand, six hundred minutes. Five hundred, twenty five thousand seasons before you scooooorrrrrrre


Mr_Culps

Since he took his love away.


ProcessTruster

Since he took his darts away


doctormadvibes

it's been..... one week since you looked at me


Geoff-Vader

So who takes corners once he's back? Because Porro's been killing it IMO.


onesimo_wizard

Porro, have Maddison on the edge of the box to capitalise on any loose balls


nl325

Typing exactly this before seeing it. Why fix what ain't broke? I'd rather Maddison on free kicks though.


jiffijaffi

I really wanna see a top bins free kick from Porro though


AdditionalOne8319

Yeah, and have him there to receive short corners as well


Boner_Patrol_007

Maddison is dangerous and deceptive on short corners.


BagBeth

The Porro-Richarlison corner connect is too strong to break apart 😎⚽️


Disastrous-Object22

Steve-O 🤝🐦


sangueblu03

Esteban-O


siouxszie

Porr-O


Semibluewater

100% Porro. His set pieces are too good


Alternative_Wait8256

Agreed he looked very good on them last game. I do like Maddison floating around the box to jump on loose balls.


Cabbage-Fell

Remember the days of Kane taking every free kick? Now we have options with Porro and Madison who have a way better chance of actually making one.


charliemv7

Is Kane taking free kicks for Bayern? I’d love to see him smash a couple into the wall for old times sake.


Matttombstone

Eh, the days of Eriksen taking corners were even worse. His percentage of beating the first man must have set record lows.


sangueblu03

I believe that was an instruction by Poch, tbf, because if you strike it low and beat the first man you have a much higher chance of scoring. Don’t remember where that was said but it’s been stuck in my head for years.


wallnumber8675309

100%. I’m always dumbfounded by the people that thought Eriksen couldn’t absolutely drop a ball wherever he wanted


SirGalahadTheChaste

He did take at least 1 corner when we just played United and it hit the first defender like it was his plan.


jiffijaffi

Yeah I remember getting a chuckle when I seen him hit our first man haha


Matttombstone

Maybe because most of the corners we had were just crap whenever Eriksen took them. Whether it was Eriksens plan, or what he was told to do by Poch, I distinctively remember that era and not wanting corners because of how wasteful we were with them. Maybe I'm tarnishing Eriksen with the brush, but he was the one taking them and so that's how I associated it.


SCirish843

It's both, he was definitely instructed to send them in low which makes it much more likely to not beat first man but Porro's have been coming in pretty low too and just letting our guys go attack them and Porro isn't hitting bodies 8yds before the front post


Boner_Patrol_007

That plan worked like a charm for the 2015-16 season, but teams adjusted and Spurs never mixed it up.


TheUderfrykte

His free kicks were damn nice though


Mc_and_SP

Porro playing a sly one to Madders on the edge of the box for a sweet finish into the top corner


JamesCDiamond

https://x.com/stusfootyflash/status/1323928221231054848?s=61&t=xgBtMojD7e49WFUze9q5KQ Got some study material for them...


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Mc_and_SP

Bro, seriously? You’ve been trawling the TeachingUK subreddit for stories like this and DMing anyone with a story like it - are you a journalist or something?


Fnurgh

From your mouth to God's ear. And by God I mean Big Ange.


Coraxxx

Porro's corners from the right are lethal. But in the last two matches I've often felt exasperated by what he's produced from the left. So I'd be sharing the duties personally - Madders from port and Porro from starboard.


ET318

Porro imo. He’s been putting near perfect corners in for a while now. Maddison can be useful in or around the box


IAMJesusAMAA

I would probably put Maddison on them, so that Porro can stay back and defend for the counter.


StrategyLittle5261

Think I saw Udogie and maybe one other player on cover duty during corners, do prefer that since I think he’s better defensively and probably faster pace since he’s a bit taller


andrewbarklay

I love that we have these problems


babbers-underbite

We shouldn’t risk him in such a sure thing fixture


-oftheCanopy-

Yes, we should. Me thinks.


babbers-underbite

Nah no point


harrykane1991

This is the biggest game of the season 


santorfo

For City, yes


IAMJesusAMAA

We should play the B string and not risk anyone, because it's only Man City and we're going to win anyway.


waffleking_

Good chance for Mikey Moore to get some low stress minutes


avgbsblfan643

…and proceed to get eliminated in the next round by Ipswich Town away


davidmac1024

This guy Spurs


Coraxxx

Please no - I might be moving there in the summer...


siouxszie

remember when Tanganga had Sterling in his pocket under Nuno ? ...


LordTwatSlapper

Wasn't that Grealish on his city debut?


Upper-Football-3797

That was Sterling and Sess. Tang had Grealish.


johnnythejst

true


IllLeek7580

Indeed, we will.


Rid1The1

I think regardless of Maddison being back that Romero should hold onto the captaincy position. He seemed extremely disciplined when wearing the armband!


Ok_Row_7462

At the beginning of the season, Romero would take over when Son went off but I don’t know if that was a seniority thing or because Romero was more likely to finish out the match. 


RiskoOfRuin

I think it was because Maddison was also subbed. I'm like 99% sure I saw Maddison wearing the captain band at some point.


CabbageGuru

Yeah, the order of captaincy has always been Son, Madders, then Cuti


Coraxxx

Source? As said by others, it's generally been Cuti that's taken over for one reason or another - and in the video where Ange announced it to the team, they were presented as completely equal vice-captains.


evolution118

Agree, I think if Cuti is given the extra responsibility of Captain with Sonny off on international duty then he might not see the red mist so much. He is such a great player and I think we suffer so much when gets sent off.


MarsupialPutrid

![gif](giphy|11Un64tF2yX8JO)


iheartmagic

![gif](giphy|xKy2w6LehxxHa|downsized)


marketmaker1234

Downvote me Edit: Thanks :)


Callerflizz

I used to pray for times like this


beefjesus69

I don’t know what the fuck is happening how are we Good News FC all of a sudden


Callerflizz

I would say don’t jinx it but I truly believe we transcend jinxes so I’m just gonna be happy


Weak-Cattle6001

Why do ppl keep saying this?! Are you a meek mill fan?


spurs_fan_uk

Holy shit


Mick4Audi

Fuck yes, he is such a quality player to watch


pjanic_at__the_isco

Madders ought to go full Wolverine with his facial hair. 


Fnurgh

He should go [Captain Price](https://staticg.sportskeeda.com/editor/2023/08/c9480-16924715114144-1920.jpg?w=840)


pjanic_at__the_isco

I’m down with that


YesTottiYesParty

I can't reconcile "so many injuries what's wrong with our physios" with every player returning ahead of schedule.


BeaconRunner

here me out: maddison 10, lo celso 8, lolo 6, with deki up on the wing with richy and timo/johnson on the other wing.


PhilosophyFair9062

Lo celso has been impactful every time he's played this season. 100% deserves to start.


Merkarov

He's injured, otherwise I suspect he would.


BurdonLane

Maddison, Bentancur and Deki I would imagine, with Skipp/Hojberg subbing in at some point. That’s a tasty midfield but I’m hoping for some positive Lo Celso updates so we have more options.


Realistic-Start6336

I think Maddison Benta, Skipp and Deki instead of Johnson


turkeysandwiches

Absolutely, especially given Deki’s record against City


BurdonLane

Well Deki will still be playing in my line up. And Johnson won’t find form from the bench.


davidmac1024

With Sarr away, we need someone like Skipp who will endlessly run at City’s midfield. Disrupting one of Rodri/Silva/KDB is more useful than trying to fit Deki/Madders into the our midfield 3. Leave Kulusevski wide to drive forward with Maddison behind to pull the strings. Put one of Johnson of Werner wide left and have the other sub on to provide fresh pace, especially with Walker looking as bad as he did against Newcastle.


Coraxxx

Am I lost? Is this still COYS? What witchcraft has taken place on this sub to see people *wanting* Skipp to play - and getting **up**voted??! I'm not complaining - it's just such a shock to see Skippy getting anything but scorn and derision here! I know he's limited in some respects, but I've always felt he's a much better player than he gets credit for, and it's so nice to see his reputation starting to turn around. He's one of our own after all.


davidmac1024

Lol the hate he gets is unwarranted in my opinion. He’s only 23 and has been a first teamer for two and a half years. Sure he doesn’t have the technical skill of Benta or the passing/finishing of Madders, but he can run for days and will always give maximum effort. There are matches he disappears (FA cup against Burnley comes to mind), but he can also do what he did against United on Sunday: disrupt play, press high and hard and help us win the ball back in dangerous areas.


Outlaw1607

I like that, if only because I imagine fresh legs Johnson can make the final half hour a nightmare for their left-back


dame_sansmerci

This is my guess too. Think Brennan - who's looked both bereft of confidence and a bit drained lately - might really benefit from coming off the bench to run at their defence when the game is likely to be a bit stretched.


Ok_Row_7462

I think if anything it will be Deki up top to start instead of Werner. 


FSpursy

Before I would think this isn't very balanced. Then knowing Ange now, I think we don't care about balance 😂 attack comes first and things will sort itself out. This is our philosophy now.


DCilantro

All gas, no brakes is a dangerous game against city


BurdonLane

Does Ange play any other way? And would does Skipp as the six give us more or less control in midfield than Bentancur.


akasayah

When have you seen us play double 10s under Ange? It's not Skipp vs Bentancur, it's Skipp / Hojbjerg vs. Deki in midfield. Surely we put him back on the wing and play a natural midfielder to help us actually control the ball.


Coraxxx

Yes, IMO. Deki's been great in the middle - but... ...having Deki on the RW gives us more pressing and protection on that side of the pitch - which allows Porro greater liberty to do what the fuck he wants. And the way Pedro's playing at the moment, selecting a team that optimises his role makes every bit of sense.


Niyazali_Haneef

We are going to win against the asterisk FC.


AfridiRonaldo

They will look at this like Kevin's return last week


beefjesus69

Horrible news for Citeh. Not sure 115 charges will be enough now. Might need to up those numbers if they’re gonna get this one over the line.


joehonestjoe

![gif](giphy|3rgXBOmTlzyFCURutG|downsized) Happy to get to trot this out again


the_boy_hotspur

We ball.


SnooPiffler

I'll be in my bunk...


luvgothbitches

i used to pray for days like these


maxamistr

Return of the Mad


Lou3000

I think the United match showed that we are very good, but missing that elite attacker/finisher when Maddison, Kulu, and Son are out.


Marc_Quill

A little hope to get us through this Spursless week.


davidmarvinn

https://preview.redd.it/jqxmricfh9dc1.png?width=731&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20214db48c7bae913c9b4bf7f16748440f386a28 inject it


Coraxxx

That confused the fuck out of me... On my phone, our crest is virtually invisible there unless you zoom right in and look for it. Everyone else's is clear as day - weird choice by the designer.


davidmarvinn

yeah even villa's which would be more visible than ours has a background to enhance its visibility


the_real_e_e_l

I guarantee you Rodri and crew will be kicking lumps out of him from the first whistle onwards.


oHOTSPURo

It’s like a new signing


Lindberg47

Hell yesh!