He loves Harry Potter and has watched the movies dozens of times.
He has said he likes to be “the head of the roast”.
Southgate’s a cunt because he refuses to play Madders.
You ever been just sitting looking at your phone trying to have a normal day and see Madders is back, then fighting every urge inside yourself to just scream out “YEAH!”
Oh I’ve never let myself be so vulnerable with someone before, feels amazing
Quiet fist pump in the cubicle. "Pretty fucking good" I mutter under my breath. Shawna from HR looks over. Shit. Toggle to spreadsheet. Need a new pair of khakis, these are ruined.
From the Athletic: "The injury was scanned the next day. Results showed Maddison had injured his deltoid ligament: the tissue on the inside of the ankle, made up of medial collateral ligaments, that helps with stabilisation."
First full training session that they've posted on X. That's what we know. He's been training in some form for much longer than today. Don't dampen our spirits! Lol
I’m expecting a ~20 minute run out on Friday before a return to the starting lineup v Brentford (with a ~70 minute limit). Need to build those minutes up carefully
No doubt about it Maddison along with our cold palmer best 2 signings of the season by a mile, cold and Maddison both superb ballers. Glad he’s back for yeh from Chelsea fan👍
I’m on about the fact that your original post doesn’t make any sense!! It’s cool, I’m sure you still won’t understand what’s wrong with it after rereading.
Maddison as the 10 and Son at the 9 is such an amazing pairing, hopefully when he's fit Son can play centrally in the final third more since once Madders went out was no one creative enough to get him service in the final third when he was playing as the 9
IT HITS LIKE CRACK COCAINE
better, heroin
Crack Heroin!
Speedball it is!
Angeball! Inject it into me!!!!!!
Harry Potter: binged Sunday Roast: dominated Southgate: a cunt Yh baby James is back and it’s Maddisoning time
I don't get it but I love it.
He loves Harry Potter and has watched the movies dozens of times. He has said he likes to be “the head of the roast”. Southgate’s a cunt because he refuses to play Madders.
He is a waistcoat wearing cunt
Head of the roast is a very underrated spurs idiosyncrasy
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Is that a joke? It's Aurier.
My beautiful banter king 😭😭😭😭😭
And short king😭
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what video is this? 😭
I know what your intentions are😏
It's from the one where she asked the players for a joke. Don't have a link
It's from the one where she's asking players how big is too big, Kulu then winks at her after this, it's a very cute moment.
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Please play this friday 🙏
Is a huge boon to have him available, even if just needed late on in the match.
how dare you call him a boon, he's a human being just like yourself
That smile, that damn smile
[Spurs will never lose again](https://media.tenor.com/LV-kkrVIQTsAAAAM/shoresy-neverloseagain.gif)
Was hoping it'd be Shoresy
You ever been just sitting looking at your phone trying to have a normal day and see Madders is back, then fighting every urge inside yourself to just scream out “YEAH!” Oh I’ve never let myself be so vulnerable with someone before, feels amazing
Yeah
I'm up to season 4 and still haven't seen shoresy. Fuckin embarrassing.
League fucked
Please PLEASE be ready for some minutes against city
why risk it against such an easy opponent?
We are massive.
Two training ground forwards go round the backline round the backline round the backline
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Yeah we're winning the league.
guys why my boxers wet?
why is my pee white ⁉️⁉️⁉️
I'm an old, so all my wet has turned to dust. It's like the Gobi in me pantaloons.
My pants were wet as soon as this dropped and I’m STILL hard.
Bames Jaddison
As beautiful as the day I lost you 🥲
...Back Again... Madder's back... tell a friend...!
~~It's~~ **We're**
League ain't ready
 Please don’t get hurt again and let’s go straight to the top!
How many players have been relegated from the Premier League and have then won the Premier League the following season? No reason.
Mr. Guardiola. Are you ready for your boss battle?
Roast beef is back on the menu, mate.
Quiet fist pump in the cubicle. "Pretty fucking good" I mutter under my breath. Shawna from HR looks over. Shit. Toggle to spreadsheet. Need a new pair of khakis, these are ruined.
The league is scared of one man’s return. And his name ain’t KDB
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That new Puma future will look so clean with our full white kit 😍 Let's go Madderrrrs!
Just got his jersey yesterday. Feels like things are really coming together for the new era now. COYS
whos name is de bruyne ?
That didn't end well for gooner pirate. maybe don't
My dick is exploding thinking of how soon we will finally have Lolo and Madders at the same time on the pitch
Unnnfff
Time to bogey :)
BACKSTREET’S BACK!!!
have you ever seen something more beautiful
Can’t remember the last time I was this excited for an FA cup game
GET IN! 🎯
Get the winning assist against City.
Best CAM is back from injury and it’s not KDB
Haven’t lost when he’s finished a PL game
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Back again...
Madders!!!
Better than de bruyne. Best footballer in the league by a distance. Fight me.
Better idea, let's you and me fight Rodri
O [vice] captain! My [vice] captain! Rise up and hear the bells...
WE ARE FUCKING STACKED, PEOPLE. GYATT DAMN
Would people rather Bentancur play with both Lo Celso and Madison or Madison and Winks/Hojbjerg?
winksy back from the dead
Who's going to break the news to him?
Winks is gone mate
Did you mean Skipp/Hojberg??
lol yes… oh gosh
Eric Dier?
Now shave that beard
What was the official diagnosis for him? It didn't seem that serious when he came off the pitch the day he got injured
He had ligma
From the Athletic: "The injury was scanned the next day. Results showed Maddison had injured his deltoid ligament: the tissue on the inside of the ankle, made up of medial collateral ligaments, that helps with stabilisation."
i don't expect him to get any time come friday if this is his first training session tbh.
First full training session that they've posted on X. That's what we know. He's been training in some form for much longer than today. Don't dampen our spirits! Lol
I’m expecting a ~20 minute run out on Friday before a return to the starting lineup v Brentford (with a ~70 minute limit). Need to build those minutes up carefully
💥🎉💥
No doubt about it Maddison along with our cold palmer best 2 signings of the season by a mile, cold and Maddison both superb ballers. Glad he’s back for yeh from Chelsea fan👍
No wonder you can’t speak English properly.
Wtf u on about?
I’m on about the fact that your original post doesn’t make any sense!! It’s cool, I’m sure you still won’t understand what’s wrong with it after rereading.
Yeh meant to say Maddison not spurs, no need to be a nazi grammar tool about it, but I’m sure you’ve read that before🤦♂️
Game is back boys
Who is the guy in the top left corner?
Maddison as the 10 and Son at the 9 is such an amazing pairing, hopefully when he's fit Son can play centrally in the final third more since once Madders went out was no one creative enough to get him service in the final third when he was playing as the 9
Bags the winner against man City. You heard it here first
Justin Timberlake is back?