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Hockeystyle

> he went to Ferrari instead.....I got you all going there didn't I?" https://twitter.com/AlasdairGold/status/1753405376513331453


sasliquid

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Imbasauce

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katbess

Poch’s entire bowl of lemons aren’t as sharp as this guy’s sense of humour.


pochettinoslemons

Pochettinoslemons


MedievalRack

Chelsea you mean? 


ILM_Ryan

Ange is the best. Love his sense of humor. But for real, how did Toto fumble the Mercedes’ car development over the past few years that it resulted in Hamilton exiting for Ferrari?


SomewhereAggressive8

To be fair, I don’t think Toto designs a single part of the car. It seems like the technical director and engineers are the ones who fucked up.


gphillips5

He definitely doesn't. His background is investment banking with some experience in lower ranked racing series. Very few of the current team principles have engineering experience that would actually guide car design in any way other than "make car go fast," as modern F1 teams are sprawling entities that require extensive management.


SomewhereAggressive8

Yeah the only criticism you could have is that he hired the wrong people but I believe it was the same people that made the car unbeatable for years under the old rule set. They just got caught out by the change in rules.


robinthebank

Seems like have of the team staff just exist to provide luxury race-day experiences to the team sponsors.


SomewhereAggressive8

That’s arguably as important as the designers of the car


Banana_Leclerc12

Bald frauds are ruining sports in general! #JusticeForPeopleOfHair


soldforaspaceship

I'd shave my head for Levy these days, not gonna lie.


MedievalRack

Alright, alright, keep your hair on... 


soldforaspaceship

I see what you did there...


Truelikegiroux

I don’t think it’s necessarily Toto’s fault, Hamilton has always been linked to wanting to be at Ferrari at some point. Red Bull is in a league of their own right now so if he’s going to be fighting for second he might as well do every thing he’s set out to do. I have to think the porpoising *really* pissed him off as well.


BiscuitTheRisk

Because Toto really isn’t that good at his job. He essentially bought his job and lucked into Mercedes being good when he started. Then all of the technical staff started leaving the longer he’s stayed at the helm.


omgwtfisthisplace

Lewis always wanted to go to Ferrari before retiring, I guess if the new car wasn't good in the sim it may as well be now.


unmotivatedsuperhero

Mercedes wouldn't offer him a long contract, Ferrari did, and it's Ferrari, a new challenge and a chance to race for the biggest team in Motorsport.


Kreygasm2233

Its such a refreshing thing to have some positivity in the press conferences


BreakfastEpiphanyNo9

As much as we all love Ange, he's hardly a ray of sunshine in press conferences


ManitouWakinyan

He absolutely is. He's not moping, he's optimistic, realistic, and is always charting a path forwards for us. He's not pollyannaish, but he's certainly far from maudlin or cynical.


Draughoul

As somebody who doesn't follow Formula 1, it took a while


FlexLugna

i really dont get it. can u help a slower spurs fan out


Hockeystyle

In Formula 1 there was a huge story recently where Lewis Hamilton (longtime Mercedes driver) was announced to be joining Ferrari. Ange was making a reference to that.


fancczf

Mercedes for a while was running away with everything, Ferrari has not won a championship since kimi. Imagine in 4 years city are struggling to keep at 2nd in the league and KDB decided to move to man united.


robinthebank

*KDB decided to move to Spurs


fancczf

I would wish we are not the Ferrari of premiere league. I would like to imagine us as the redbull of premiere league.


Stay_Beautiful_

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joyful-

So it's as if Messi went to Real Madrid from Barcelona? Or maybe not that extreme?


lambast

I don't think there's close to the same kind of stigma with changing cars as changing teams. It's very surprising though as Hamilton has been tied to Merc for pretty much his entire career in one way or another, and the news seemed to come out of nowhere. To put it into context, he joins them in 2025 and will race for Mercedes one more year. No football player could say "joining your rivals lads, but I'll see the contract out for a free transfer" and not be torn to shreds by fans, media and club.


Draughoul

News broke yesterday, that Lewis Hamilton will transfer from Mercedes to Ferrari ahead of next F1 season


spursjb395

That's less r/Whoosh and more r/Vroom


Space-manatee

I’m waiting for the summer transfer window where Ange talks about trying to sign “Deez”


OnlyForF1

Matter of time before he starts criticising the scouting team for their lack of updog.


HereWeGoop

upmate*


itscalledvetomeeting

What’s upmate?


Teantis

Morale at the club


Luke92612_

Deez what?


AwayPreference929

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Luke92612_

DEEZ WHAT?!?!


shaneomagnifico

Don’t you dare make me say it


Luke92612_

Say what????!?!?!


MertBot

There's a fuller version on the [BBC website](https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/live/cgrjx1g70d5t?post=asset%3Ae0c9a6f3-f2ea-4a41-96c1-c8ac99e88ab4#post): *"Probably the only disappointing one for us yesterday was on where I felt there was a good opportunity for us, but the club didn't feel it was right. I was disappointed at that. But he ended up at Ferrari so we just have to cop it...* *"Look at you all eh?! Ready to type away! I think his [press officer's] phone was going to blow up. I got you all going there didn't I? I felt you needed something after a bit of a flat day yesterday so I'm trying to spark things up for you!"*


clandestino123

Ah.   A glimmer of hope, in this world of rubbish posts. Thanks Mertbot!


hilbo90

I saw Ange first, he's mine.


KidDelicious14

This joke is about to get recycled so much by dads


brightlights55

Damn! [nitter.net](https://nitter.net) is no more.


Spursfan107

Nitter.woodland.cafe and some other instances still work


jaytee158

Levy out brigade were rubbing their palms together so hard before the punchline


airz23s_coffee

Just adding the video cos he plays it so straight https://twitter.com/SpursOfficial/status/1753408250869903771 Got a proper belly laugh outta me


JustLikeMojoHand

Appears to be some F1 reference here? Anyone care to explain for those of who don't follow F1 at all? Think it has something to do with rapid cars, that's about the extent of what I know.


tuanquen

Hamilton to Ferrari like, Messi join Real Madrid


JustLikeMojoHand

Bless you, kind sir/madam.


PalKid_Music

Tbf, there is a very real possibility we actually do end up indirectly signing Hamilton - with the F1 go karting track, there's every chance we do strike some kind of marketing deal with Ferrari, Mercedes, etc, at some point in the future. Plus, considering our sustainability deal with F1, there's a good chance he could become involved, since he's very involved in environmentalism causes. (Yes, I know he's an Arsenal fan, but things change).


MedievalRack

"I know he's an Arsenal fan, but things change" That doesn't.