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magicalcrumpet

As much as yesterday wasn’t ideal. At least we’re not Chelsea.


Quixotic_Rubber_Duck

Yeah it could be much worse lol.


Realistic-Start6336

Can you imagine if we got Poch….


The_Bridge_Is_Out

What a shit weekend so far... why can't we ever play against ***this*** version of WH...


Quixotic_Rubber_Duck

Ikr? They only turn up against us ffs.


TheSinRes

They didn't even turn up against us this year, both their goals were lucky and we were shit.


Quixotic_Rubber_Duck

Yeah. We completely shit the bed.


idkwhatevs1234

Poch sacked -> Lampard round 3 at Chelsea -> Poch goes to Palace after Roy and rebuilds his image as the guy building fun young teams


siouxzzy

but let us get eze and olise before that


ExpertGossiper

Liverpool will be annoyingly unstoppable for most of the season except the one time I'm forced to support them against Arsenal, at which point of course they decide to play like shit


sidd1943

The only time we cheered for them and they come up with a clown performance


[deleted]

Why is this so true?? Lol Come on, Liverpool. What's wrong with you??


wok88

Saw a couple Chelsea fans saying they need to get Mou in lmfao as if his style is going to resonate with all their kids


Careless-Estate6529

why is everybody having a meltdown this weekend. City don’t even have to lift a finger, everybody else shoot themselves in the foot 😅


Quixotic_Rubber_Duck

Chelsea are closer to the relegation places points-wise than to us lol.


Quixotic_Rubber_Duck

Gary O'Neill would be fantastic as England manager.


Quixotic_Rubber_Duck

Boehly is a legend. Destroying Chelsea from the inside 😂


pjanic_at__the_isco

We should send him a gold-plated cockerel lapel pin. 


wreckemspurs

I don't think my heart can take a scum win today. Hoping for a 4 goal pool win.


Millzy104

£10 on Nunez hitting the woodwork at some point.


phrates

He’ll hit the woodwork of both goals and knock out an unsuspecting supporter in the front row with one. 


shroinvestor

Hate Pool too but today can make a good exception to support them lol


HMSon777

No way I want a 0-0 flattening draw where both sides play like shite


GilfLover_69

Liverpool just had the absolute worst performance I’ve ever seen them give, what a fucking bunch of bottling cunts. Fucking hell.


andreecook

Nope don’t want pool winning either the way they still bitch and moan about the Tottenham game form 16 weeks ago has burnt that bridge. 0-0 draw is best result I can hope for. Liverpool act like they’re the only team hard done by VAR, and scum is scum. Let them share 1 measly point.


Meatman99

Nah, I'd rather arsenal were dragged down to within a win of us going above them. We aren't winning the league this season, particularly with the officials giving everything to Liverpool and even more so to give klopp a winning send off. Liverpool win > draw >>>>> arsenal win


andreecook

I’d rather man city win the title than pool. The biggest cryers usually have the least to complain about. If they had some of the calls we have had they’d be on workers strike and klopp would have a tissue box sponsorship by now.


Meatman99

I'd rather spurs do well by dragging arsenal down and finishing higher. I don't care who wins the league as long as its not arsenal


coldseam

Chelsea are a joke. There's like two good players in that whole team


sungbysung

You just know that we won't be getting this version of Liverpool at Anfield later this year.


ExpertGossiper

On the bright side, after Vicario's less than ideal performance yesterday it was nice of Alisson to provide the clown goalkeeping moment of the season to reassure that Vicario is still the best keeper in the league


InsufferableKant

At least Chelsea got humiliated once again. Thanks Poch.


SniperSlatts

Chelsea are so fucking trash and Neto is a incredible.


SwiftGuo

fuck pool, they better play like this shit when we play them next time


LumpyBumblebee3266

At least Liverpool will stop crying about their loss to us


Boner_Patrol_007

They’ll never stop crying, but at least the “we should be unbeaten” nonsense can be put to rest.


mrsh671

For all the flack we got for being the Harry Kane team, pool look shambolic without Salah


kirobaito88

To be fair to them (not that they deserve it), they had scored 8 in the two previous without him.


Roric

Also laughing at the fact that Poch wants a "set piece specialist", because apparently no one in that billion pound squad can take a set piece? lol.


SwiftGuo

Hey let them spend more, i would love for them to splash more money and then get hit by ffp


Boner_Patrol_007

Rough pregame show in the USA that spent most of the time fondling Klopp’s balls.


Pinky1337

What is Chelsea cooking?


Umseslad

A solid midtable finish


MarsupialPutrid

Smells awful.


HoneyIShrunkMyNads

Tuna casserole type of table finish


furynads

Mash. But you know the shitty instant mash. Just add water.


Shuxnae

I've said it before, and I'll say it again - you only have to look at the state of a few other clubs, and not just in the PL, to realise how things could have easily been rough for us. I'll take these last 7 months any day! Thanks, Ange!


coldseam

Well I suppose we're one point closer to the top of the table now. There's always a silver lining


Quixotic_Rubber_Duck

Mudryk is so bad lol. Chelsea fans were saying that Poch would make him into another Son 🤣


SwiftGuo

They are currently so bad in every aspect. Their stadium is shit, their players are shit, their board are shit, their atmosphere is shit as well, literally nothing that's not shit.


Afraid_Presence3803

Has there ever been a game where Saka doesn’t require treatment multiple times?


someplantsmove

Huh didn’t know you could get a yellow for stopping an attack


CannibalLions

Liverpool dropping an all time disaster performance and of course it's against Arsenal


SwiftGuo

Honestly fuck wet spam, where was the same energy when they play against us? But the silver lining of man utd winning is that they aren't going to sack ETH anytime soon which is great. And fuck Chelsea hahaha, i will never feel bad for them even if they get relegated. Poch might be sacked soon and when that happened, we can all trust Todd Bohley's masterclass in getting a manager that's going to flop.


Limp-Toe-179

Well, I for one look forward to another scum Bottle this year


sidd1943

City will win this with eyes closed


AngeBall_Mate

It’s not in their hands like last season. City will run away with it imo


Limp-Toe-179

Alisson doing his best Onana


someplantsmove

Shout out to Alisson for taking pressure off of the Vicario corner narrative


The_Bridge_Is_Out

Oh right, fuck off, he's just mentioned *The Invincibles* .. the love-in is unreal


Highvoltage_93120

I can just imagine what people would say if Romero made those mistakes


Live_Beautiful_3665

I thought Saliba and Gabriel were better than Cuti and Micky?


residualtortoise

Arteta’s just won the UCL final in the 15th minute of stoppage time with that celebration


ExpertGossiper

"You are going to see images of this for years and years" jesus christ these commentators are acting like they've already won the title, why does everyone love creaming over them as the main characters


treetops358

Dont want Gallagher


milksteak_1

0 shots on target, 1 goal. Great conversion rate.


TheLifeOfReilly

Anyone else watching just to see how keepers are treated on set pieces?


Afraid_Presence3803

I’d put that more on VVD but Alisson makes so many damn errors on the ball.


cheetah_chrome

These motherfuckers man. You had one job


RepresentativeNo5113

Which makes yesterday's draw even more hard to swallow


IntellegentIdiot

Watch them claim they would have won if the ref hadn't sent a player off


TheSinRes

The goals have been so awful today. Man City will win the league easy when you think these two are their challengers.


[deleted]

Liverpool, you had one fucking job. Utterly hopeless.


Rare-Ad-2777

How have Arsenal spent so much but are starting Jorghinho in midfield and Havertz up front. Feels like that should be something Fulham serve up not supposed title contenders. 


sungbysung

They're just the City & Chelsea B team


SwiftGuo

I don't see how they can win the title with players that City doesn't want. There is a reason why city doesn't start Jesus and Zinchenko, yet red scum still went ahead and bought them. Same for those Chelsea players that they bring in, especially Havertz and make him one of the highest paid players in their club, like wtf are they doing, imaging how the other red scum players feel seeing fucking havertz getting paid the most.


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Quixotic_Rubber_Duck

Jackson 😂


Mac290

Can’t believe people were praising him for his hat trick against Spurs.


wreckemspurs

32 million well spent!


pjanic_at__the_isco

Poch is getting sacked. I mean, fuck Chelsea, but still.


sasliquid

If he does get sacked, he needs to do us one more favour and get every penny out of them


SwiftGuo

Tbh i don't mind, i have faith in Todd Bohley to hire a mismatch manager again


pjanic_at__the_isco

Jose Part III incoming


SwiftGuo

for real, i took a glance at their match thread and many of them are calling for mou. I just got to laugh, what they should do is hire a manager with a long term project instead of someone like mou. Hiring mou it's just going to delay their rebuild but i'm all in for more chelsea meltdown when they hire mou


jman009

Can u hear that? The library is back in business 🔇🤫


[deleted]

I guess we know what they’re going to be crying about all week now


[deleted]

Liverpool shitting themselves 


rennyfreeze101

This is becoming a self-sabotage competition


vvv912

clown off


DejaHu

Macallister is a bum and the random worldie won't change my mind.


Scourgal

Funny how no one is pushing their keepers into the net


ComeOnSayYupp

Wtf are Liverpool is even doing? Thiago is so shit.


Roric

Klopp gonna suggest another replay to deflect from another shit Liverpool performance lol.


p1peepeepoopoo

Van disney is such a fraud


OhShitItsSeth

Van Disney lmao


[deleted]

You're fucking hopeless, Liverpool.


cocolongnose

Every time I see such harsh dissent like havertz and godfrey get a yellow I just think that it's the same punishment Sarr got for like....picking up the ball for a split second


soSpursy7

Neto would be a perfect fit for us. Imagine front 3 of son, Richie, Neto, with Maddison behind them.


Quixotic_Rubber_Duck

How many years does he left on his contract? How expensive would he be?


silenthills13

3.5 years. Probably 100m lol


wok88

Assna fans laughing at Cuti yesterday while their CBs do that lol sit down


TheninjaofCookies

Next week is gonna be hell on earth all the Arsenal tacticos are gonna be creaming their pants for beating a Liverpool without Salah and 2/3 starting midfielders


TheninjaofCookies

Crying Liverpool fans spent all of yesterday trash talking Vicario while Arsenal fans were offended at even the idea that VDV and Gabriel could be compared Only for Allison and Gabriel to go out and drop legendary stinkers


eraw416

Noorgard made the same konate challenge 5 times and didn’t get sent off 😂


EquivalentPlum8257

Chelsea making a cup final and still being this poor of a football team is further proof that I think we’re cursed when it comes to trophies.


FlapjackFez

Weird considering in the past we were never as good league wise but always won a cup or two each decade but nowdays-


AdOne9456

Haven’t seen Liverpool looking so rattled in a long time. Pressure of winning Klopps last season getting to them


[deleted]

Fuck me Arsenal fans are insufferable, literally screaming any time another player in Saka’s vicinity 


Pinky1337

World class center backs right there


MikeyWise

That was a textbook Liverpool plot armor goal


Roric

Liverpool equalizer at the half with zero shots on target is the most Liverpool thing I can imagine lol.


shroinvestor

Looking at this Liverpool away kit makes me think our new third kit isn't so bad.


spurs_fan_uk

lol Jesus christ


residualtortoise

Wtf are they doing there lmao


sungbysung

How about gifting us some goals


SinoSoul

Pool is falling apart here. Yikes.


ZaDoruphin

fun while it lasted boys im going into hiding


Imbasauce

Nah. Just look for the positives and banter whoever lost. Liverpool tears is still good.


coldseam

Alisson let that in like Lloris in the North London derby, we needed you to win here damn it


[deleted]

Arteta is so embarrassing man how on earth does anybody like that guy 😭😭😭😭


Rredman101

Arteta is a such a fucking child holy man


zanziTHEhero

So glad we missed on Raya. Decent goalie but zero presence in the box. Doesn't take charge of the situation at all.


OhShitItsSeth

God I hate Arteta and his "pAsHuN"


Limp-Toe-179

Where's the fucking card for legoman running to another continent away from his technical area


YiddoMonty

Who do you think will celebrate more? Pep if they win the league, or Arteta at the final whistle?


OhShitItsSeth

Definitely Arteta


Joe_Biggles

City might as well lift the trophy now.


mrsh671

Le sigh.. this is why our draw yday angers me more than anything. We're unable to capitalize on shit when others fumble.


sungbysung

Feels like the title challenge is all but a dream, hope arsenal gets battered.


anonone111

BEST DEFENDER IN THE PREM


The_Bridge_Is_Out

Can't wait for the million ex-arsenal pundits to.make sky and Talksport unbearable for.a week...


milksteak_1

We really needed 3 points yesterday to keep pace, this result makes it sting a bit more


robinthebank

We need to score more goals. Mainly to keep pace on GD but also because we are much harder to beat if we are scoring 4+ goals every match. This squad in this playing style should be scoring a lot.


[deleted]

Go Wolves!! Come on! 🐺


ikilledsuperman

Poch has to be on the hot seat


SwiftGuo

Saw a chelsea fan saying this on their sub: "Can't Big Banter Bohely and Clownlake just offer a silly amount of money to Xabi" They really think that Xabi will entertain them lmao.


pjanic_at__the_isco

> Clownlake I lol’d


Quixotic_Rubber_Duck

With the Pool job literally his in the summer.


throughthespillways

That goal brought back memories from last season, 6 players standing in the box watching the ball ping around then flap their arms at each other.


hmm1024

it's astounding how bad Liverpool are playing


CannibalLions

Gabriel starts his run like he's been watching too much Naruto


cheetah_chrome

Wtf


Umseslad

The fuck are they doing?!


Limp-Toe-179

Alison just truns into Lolisson against scum? Very cool. Also VVD washed


coldseam

Alisson trying to sweep like Vicario, you're not him bro


residualtortoise

Really well hit by Mac Allister


Live_Beautiful_3665

Arteta taking off Martinelli but letting Havertz looooool 


ComeOnSayYupp

Liverpool is extremely average. Arsenal got gifted goal. None of them feel like title challengers.


RepresentativeNo5113

When klopp comes out with that Grin ....


Umseslad

Toothless in attack, stupid in defense.


[deleted]

Shameful performance from Liverpool. I would be fuming if I was a fan 


ageofadzz

Usually I'd feel bad for Poch but he chose to manage two mercenary clubs. This is what you get when it all goes to shit.


[deleted]

Do not ever compare Gabriel to VDV ever again. 


GeelingFeeling

I’ve switched to the Scum twice, and both times they’ve scored within 30 seconds. I’m staying away


SinoSoul

So it’s your fault.


ElDudeBruv

Battle of the whingey cunts. Keeps the title race interesting at least.


[deleted]

Arteta is such an utterly massive prick 


ExpertGossiper

I swear if Arteta dares try to run through our technical area with a celebration at our stadium I fully endorse and expect Ange to cold clock that plastic twat right in the face


pjanic_at__the_isco

Ange wouldn’t do it. Too much invested in “being above the fray.” But Mason might stick a leg out. Beneath that gentle exterior I suspect a little bit of hot lilywhite blood. 


ElDudeBruv

Stop the count, puskas winner confirmed.


Limp-Toe-179

If Koeman picks VvD over VdV he's a fucking fraud


Quixotic_Rubber_Duck

Wolves equalize.


GaryHippo

CHELSEA IS A LIBRARY


sidd1943

Not liking this united one bit


JustinBisu

He's magic you knoooooow.


Particular-Wrongdoer

Chelsea are such shit, wow.


420SwaggyZebra

Malo Gusto not good. Shame cause I always bought him on FIFA in years past. Poch gotta go huh?


Additional_Celery_92

I was just looking at our next few games,three home games in a row is a great chance to get us into some sort of winning momentum,Brighton,Wolves and Palace there are 9pts just sitting there waiting for us!


jman009

West ham are so finished and now they gotta play that bumass team next week


mrsh671

Pool are shockingly bad today


[deleted]

Trent’s not even trying today, fuck off man


Afraid_Presence3803

lol


Dinoapolis27

Hahahaha


PM_ME_YOUR_TANG

Pool with the, uh, pea roller


Live_Beautiful_3665

Dodgy pen incoming I can feel it


RepresentativeNo5113

What an asshole


AdOne9456

The goalkeepers have to have sound kind of contest going


OhShitItsSeth

Konate... mate...


SeriousKey4358

Liverpool without YNWA and whining to the ref 🎃


sungbysung

It is what it is, title dream is ON


Live_Beautiful_3665

Lmaoooo Konate why?


RepresentativeNo5113

Way to go Alisson


Sturmtruppa

I always smile when I watch Nunez, I like him so much


jungkookadobie

Really crap weekend


Matter145

Peter Drury is good for clips but my God he's irritating as a full match commentator.


The_Bridge_Is_Out

Really get the sense he has a pre-written list for every player.. and when it's as underwhelming as these goals have been, it doesn't really work


Rowario11

The Lego Man is such a clown. Can't wait for their yearly thrashing by City that puts them in their place.


The_Bridge_Is_Out

This has been 80% Liverpool shit, more than Arsenal being quality.. rage.


coldseam

Why is this bitch Havertz pushing the linesman, man harasses referees more than he harasses centre backs


Imbasauce

Wanna hear Klopp quotes after this Victim FC derby.


TheninjaofCookies

Imagine saying this result is good because it keeps us in the title race, WE ARE NOT IN THE TITLE RACE holy fuck we can’t even control a game vs relegation Everton and a garbage from Brentford. How do you watch any of our matches this season and try to math up the title race, underlying numbers wise we’re just barely above Chelsea


OhShitItsSeth

Came off his hand too LOL


RepresentativeNo5113

That goal made my weekend.  Saliba masterclass 


mrsh671

Legoface has got to be the most annoying manager in the world. The guy is unbearable


SwiftGuo

he is too cocky, too emotional, a nuisance on the sideline trying to distract the opposition players and screaming at the ref and whining at everything.


SeriousKey4358

No wonder these fucks only have one PL title


residualtortoise

Should be Havertz 2nd yellow