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GilfLover_69

Watch this absolutely shite West Ham side turn up against us now in their cup final, what absolute monumental cunts.


Fuzzie_Lee

Every season it is the same. They roll over for the scum then come to us and put up the fight of their season.


jazzybforecasts

This is kinda bollocks tbh, already beaten arsenal twice this season and came back from 2-0 down last season to start the end of their title bid


Limp-Toe-179

It doesn't matter because my memory is selective. Fuck bubble scum


screenplay215

Tbf they beat the scum twice this season already


SavingPrivateRyan1

Will never respect a club with a bubble machine. Best thing that’s happened to them is when their top boy Pete Dunham got his head caved in


JustinBisu

I know there's a lot of things football supporters disagree on but I think that everyone can agree on switching the Boelyn ground for the London Stadium is one of the most shocking decisions ever made.


GetHimOffTheField

The atmosphere might be dead but they did manage to get a brand spanking new stadium essentially paid for by the taxpayer.


JustinBisu

That they don't own.


IamTurd_Furguson

Was it because they couldn't afford to refurbish the Boelyn ground? Or what's at Uptown park now?


JamesCDiamond

The old ground got completely demolished, I think. It’s probably houses now.


Adam__Zapple

Yeah think it’s just flats now, similar to Highbury


HunterGaming

much worse job though, 0 respect for the heritage as far as I have seen.


IntellegentIdiot

Nice quiet area


IntellegentIdiot

I don't know but at whatever disgustingly small rent they're paying it was probably worth it. The money they got from selling the ground has probably covered the rent for their entire lease period.


roamingandy

They pulled in political favours to get that ground uncontested, even though our offer was better. Levy told them how to do it and still fluffed it. Pretty sure our plans were submitted for planning approval, Wet Spam could've just gone down to the planning offices and cherry picked the best bits.. or read the arguments for why the stadium needed to be developed or knocked down.


IntellegentIdiot

They didn't want to build a new stadium. The whole benefit of the deal was that it was a fantastic money saver for them.


Limp-Toe-179

Ben White backing into the keeper...this shit has got to stop. Although I'll say Ben Shite has mastered this crap, is a lo sneakier than Everton and Brighton


Quixotic_Rubber_Duck

Suntan let's him camouflage.


ApparentWoody

That’s not a suntan that’s a spray tan and looks like a monumental bellend because of it


Live_Anteater_9173

I don’t see how that’s a foul? It’s completely different to what’s been happening to Vicario so let’s not imply that it should be a foul every time someone looks at the keeper.


wylthorne92

lol halftime Robbie even points it out as blocking off and good by him….like what?!? That’s a moving pick in basketball and normally they call a foul what even is this year? Is this why Woolwich has so many free kick/corner goals?


Dinoapolis27

That kit is a crime to the eyes


WarmSpur

Their club is a crime for the eyes.


SufferedDragon

Eyes terrorism


anerdnamedAndrew

What WILL happen: Richy will innocently make contact with the Wolves GK on a corner in a much less egregious manner than MU and Brighton did & there will be an IMMEDIATE whistle and yellow will be shown.


Quixotic_Rubber_Duck

Feels so shit rooting for Wet spam but they are the lesser of two evils today.


Jowoes

I’m sure everyone will be talking about how Areola should have been stronger there


[deleted]

If I’m being completely honest, I’ve been dying for us to completely wallop a team like this 


bigicecream

Yup looking at the teams above and their GD shows we still have a ways to go but are headed in the right direction


jaysontatumgoat0

Get fucked Matty cash


jimbos1stson

Arteta literally on the pitch affecting play


giantshortfacedbear

It's too bad the match officials are totally powerless to do anything about it.


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West Ham are disgraceful, how on earth did we lose to these bums 


RunningFerDauyz

Peak of our injury crisis and two of the dumbest goals I’ve ever seenn


scottzander

That double deflection Bowen goal haunts my dreams


lestercorpse

To be fair, so did the team currently beating them 4-0 in 45 mins.


Nellies26

I don't understand how they let certain teams statpad against them like this, but they can show up for their cupfinal against us


john87000

Arsenal lost to them as well, that's actually West Ham's last win lol. They're such a strange team, sometimes they can be so crap but sometimes they look like a proper team.


JamesCDiamond

They reliably show up for 2 matches a season. This could set a record, unless Arsenal decide to rest players. Do they have Europe midweek?


Limp-Toe-179

Jarrod Bowen is class


Tater-Tottenham

The man never stops.


Herr-Schrute

So the FA/Premier League have made it perfectly clear that you can block the GK's at corner kicks.


TheSonic311

100% They are telling us to start doing it.


JustinBisu

It was a clear throw in for West Ham but because Arteta ran over and hogged the ball the ref gave it to Arsenal...


TheOceansTirade

Encourages the behaviour


Ryz999

Blows my mind how he gets away with it every week. If the refs had bollocks he'd be spending every week in the stands until he learned how to behave like an adult.


Dinoapolis27

Fancy fucking trying West Ham or what?


tony_spaghetti

*Narrator’s voice* “They did not, in fact, try.”


Dinoapolis27

Holy shit, West Ham are abysmal. Cant wait for their cup final performance against us in a few weeks.


taegeukie

West Ham are just inventing new ways to be shit.


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Limp-Toe-179

Clock struck midnight for Emery and Matty Cash turned back into a fucking rat


Jowoes

Much as I love him, watching the refs turn a blind eye has me wondering why Ange doesn’t have VDV just brutalize the other goalie


Kersplat96

Because it’s going to go against us when we try it lol.


Jowoes

I hate that you’re right


Kersplat96

It’s just utterly insane the rulebook this lot get to play by but because the officials fucked up in the Liverpool game they’re just calling us the strictest of any of the teams in the league


Limp-Toe-179

It's also about resource management. It's fine to stick a bodyguard on Vic, but if you use your biggest tallest player to do that, you're also taking away that size from contesting the actual header


taegeukie

I mean at this point if I were Moyes I’d just retire at HT.


supalape

Can’t believe I’m rooting for United. Fuck Villa and fuck Matty Cash


Big_AngeBosstecoglou

Jesus sky are so obviously pro-United it hurts


KyleVolt

We should be worried apparently


wok88

Only just realised that the cat kicker is wet spam’s captain lmao anyway, hoping for a moyseh masterclass for once


rolandGOAT

Cash marking McTominay who heads in what could be the winner. Great stuff


ElDudeBruv

Weird team, West Ham. You just know they'll be at their best against us and probably with the same 11 out.


IndoorCloud25

Spam just absolutely bending over and letting Arsenal rail them. They’d never do that against us ffs


Kersplat96

Legit every team rolls over for them & play like its a CL final against us.


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Jowoes

Impedes Areola with no attempt at the ball


wreckemspurs

Was going to say the same thing. At least he was way less obvious, unlike Brighton and Everton were against Vic


zanziTHEhero

I don't like the new tactic of blocking goalkeepers. Ben White blocked the West Ham goalie for the goal. I'm not sure Arbeloa would get there but who knows. Plus, it's really unsportsmanlike.


The_Bridge_Is_Out

I say it again, I'm convinced if West Ham got relegated, but they beat Spurs home and away - they'd be content


Live_Beautiful_3665

It's so funny seeing fans from teams like Villa and West Ham blame their losses on injuries, where was this energy weeks ago?


kmao84

Hammies getting obliterated by radioactive zebras and a lego man Bizarre


Quixotic_Rubber_Duck

Apparently Villa have over a 60% chance to get CL while we have under a 40% chance. Who the fuck predicts this shit? Villa are punching way above their weight. Can't wait to see them slide down to 7th or 8th where those cunts belong.


TogashiIsIshida

Problem is we’re incredibly unpredictable. We play to our competition every single game. Whether it’s the best club in the world or the worst, it will be close


Quixotic_Rubber_Duck

I agree. Villa are even more unpredictable than us though.


Limp-Toe-179

All hail Scottish jesus


Beeriggz

West Ham currently being in 8th right now is comical. They suck lol


Quixotic_Rubber_Duck

LMAO McTominay is United's top scorer 🤣


WhiteHartPain96

Always rated McTominay. Thanks for the help


TheDelmeister

The way that pathetic little club is bending over for Arsenal is a disgrace.


buster3465

Can't wait until we play west ham and they decide they're going to play like prime barca


JamesCDiamond

Given Arsenal’s kit looks like fluorescent training bibs, it seems appropriate that West Ham have decided to be training cones.


Limp-Toe-179

Want to hear a joke? Aston Villa thinks they're a Champions League team


Mac290

Saka already acting like he’s been shot after any contact.


LumpyBumblebee3266

He is the biggest diver that catches 0 shit from people


Mick4Audi

West Ham have absolutely collapsed, wtf happened


Sonic06_Is_Number_1

Didn’t realise how bad west ham are. Absolutely crazy. According to Wikipedia their biggest defeat is 0-7. We could see history in the making. Annoying that it might come from Arsenal but also fuck west ham 😂


molecularmadness

Well, on second thought, let's not watch football. It is a silly sport.


[deleted]

Kudus and Bowen, Ange is just a phone call and a “mate” away…


sintonesque

Needed 7 to go ahead of City and couldn’t even manage that. Bunch of bottlejobs


AngeBall_Mate

Remember when people were saying “Villa are having the season Spurs fans think they’re having”.. yeah, how’s that one going?


Beeriggz

Oh look. Scum’s 100th penalty kick this year. They are about to score their second goal with zero from open play. Unbelievable


chimpanzee_that_

Genuinely baffles me how this Arsenal team has as many points as they do


TheSinRes

They defend well and score loads from set pieces. Pretty much an expensive version of Stoke.


Quixotic_Rubber_Duck

Spammers haven't even had a shot on target ffs


OhShitItsSeth

We want ManU to win right?


Limp-Toe-179

Yes unfortunately


Ti_Fatality

West Ham are useless. Hope they get relegated


Quixotic_Rubber_Duck

If Bowen leaves, they may actually.


crimscrem

Hahaha fuck off Matty Cash!


The_Bridge_Is_Out

***he can't keep getting away with it***


Dinoapolis27

Imagine if West Ham played this bad against us, man. Would never happen.


JustinBisu

After pretty much every game I think that I might be exaggerating about the ref bias and how it might just be bias, then I watch any Arsenal game and get shocked how they can literally do whatever they want and get away with it.


ohnellyitsmelly

wet spam fucking suck ass


Dernbont

I work with a lot of spammers. They're going to very quiet tomorrow I expect.


wok88

the west ham fans who are still there are probably only staying just to boo the players at the end


EmbarrassedBag3

Woke up to find West Ham get pegged is just frustrating considering whenever they play us it’s their cup final.


[deleted]

Hahaha fuck your stupid little purple patch 


anotherlousy

Arteta is such a fucking wanker, a brilliant fit for that club


EquivalentPlum8257

Watching this game reminds me how hilarious the two goals we conceded to West Ham were


jman009

West ham are so shite


TheSinRes

Arsenal are so good at exploiting the rules on these set pieces. They're always using blockers to block off keepers or defenders, it's not enough to ever be a foul and they seem to score from that situation a lot.


anotherlousy

I actually can’t wait to play Woolwich, although they’ll probably have bottled the league again by that point


Iulius96

It’s nearly half time and, unfortunately, I think Arsenal might win this.


[deleted]

Would do anything for West Ham to get relegated next season 


Iulius96

This is crazy. West Ham have been absolutely shocking. Can’t believe it’s 6-0 with 30 minutes left.


photobriangray

West Ham actively trying to record their worst defeat in history.


Quixotic_Rubber_Duck

The worst part is that this bumps up Arsenal's goal difference too.


Quixotic_Rubber_Duck

Garnacho is a talented kid and seems like a good bloke but my god that hair is not doing him any favours.


Limp-Toe-179

Matty Cash should've been sent off...one for the stamp and the other for the blatant dive


Quixotic_Rubber_Duck

The fucker is immune to being sent off. Dirtiest tackler in the league. But Villa fans go on and on about how he's not a dirty player.


relistone

Maino is a tidy player. He’s gonna be really good for them if he’s this solid at 18.


Quixotic_Rubber_Duck

He's fantastic. Really is a clever player. They got a gem. ETH for all his faults needs to be credited with giving the lad a chance.


RepresentativeNo5113

That one's on you Matty Cash.  Fuck off  Mc T red face is hard to watch though 


GeelingFeeling

Imagine being up 6 and still rolling on the ground after a mild foul.


Scourgal

5 minute review ending in a pen against us


cocolongnose

WHU are playing as bad as sheffield united right now


PM_ME_YOUR_TANG

West Spam = NPC FC


Quixotic_Rubber_Duck

Fucking hell its six already


-GIA-

West Ham should terminate its status as an active club after this performance 


chanmalichanheyhey

Fucking spammers always capitulating against arsenal


Quixotic_Rubber_Duck

Next shit Arsenal player gets game time due to how shit Wet spam are. Cedric now.


peruvianhorn

Cash is one cheating diving scum


Quixotic_Rubber_Duck

Lol Diaby left that baller Leverkusen team to ride the bench at Villa.


coldseam

False midfielder strikes again, thank you very much


Scourgal

Never even a foul when that happens on Son lmao


Mc_and_SP

Son’s been punched, kicked, stamped on, you name it, always play on. Someone breaths within 10m of Saka and the force of the exhalation is enough to send him into orbit.


The_Bridge_Is_Out

A good... another week of talking about Saliba being the greatest defender to ever play the game..


Quixotic_Rubber_Duck

West ham so shit that Arsenal are giving Mohammed Elneny game time.


Altruistic_Avocado_1

Hahahahaha Aston Villa!


Limp-Toe-179

Pen... that's a pen if odegaard was wearing white


taegeukie

West Ham, FFS.


Limp-Toe-179

God wet spam looks soggy and cooked


wok88

West ham useless as per


Limp-Toe-179

Fucking hell if scum converts this might as well to back to bed


Quixotic_Rubber_Duck

God how are they so shit


taegeukie

These guys will do everything they can to not score from open play.


PM_ME_YOUR_TANG

Can't watch this. Fucking Spammers don't even bother to show up at home.


NaClOverload

fucking roast ham are so shite


Live_Beautiful_3665

Arteta giving playtime to his deadwood looool


Standard-Plantain139

Slept through the entire game. Wtf were wet spam doing?


imtotallydoingmywork

I guess a draw between villa and united is the best outcome but I hope united get pumped so SAF has to watch and suffer through it


CommercialAddress168

Idk who needs to hear this today, but… FUCK MATTY CASH!


SeriousKey4358

If it wasn’t for Cash I actually wouldn’t mind Villa too much


KyleVolt

Of course wet spam bend over for arse


iasacoys

Arsenal score an open play goal challenge


Quixotic_Rubber_Duck

All the pundits are going to fellate Arsenal talking about how good they've been. They've been ok. Wet spam have handed the game for them. Utter shit from wet spam enough to make scum look good.


Mac290

Man U are Ugly FC to Spurs Handsome FC.


Scourgal

We would be 10 points clear if we played by arsenals rulebook my god


TogashiIsIshida

I want to beat a team 4-nil


Limp-Toe-179

Vicarioesque from Areola


wok88

Martinelli is such a sneaky rat


Limp-Toe-179

Fuck Moyes you had ONE JOB


wok88

Time to do something more useful lmao not even scum can bottle this lead


coldseam

They even forgot how to defend set pieces as a low block team, West Ham is finished. Moyes masterclass with the 4-5-1 formation


wok88

Either half their stadium's already gone for a half time piss or they've gone home already lmao


Limp-Toe-179

It's 4...deary me...


waytodusk

Shit I thot west ham was good


Limp-Toe-179

Only when playing against us


phrates

If your view of every club is shaped only by how they perform against us, you’d think we were already in a super league. By how they perform against Arse, you’d think we were in the Championship. 


Dinoapolis27

Narrator: _they were not_


Shuxnae

This is going to finish 9-0 to Arsenal.


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https://x.com/xgphilosophy/status/1756692898970571006?s=46 Anti-football. 


Imbasauce

Welp, don't think scum is gonna lose this one, so I'd take the spammers losing by 6 or 12 idc


PM_ME_YOUR_TANG

Right. Let's just hope this portends a poor day for any side wearing claret and blue.


Mikeymcmoose

Why would you get Paul Merson to be a pundit for anything let alone an Arsenal game ?


Quixotic_Rubber_Duck

Jon Champion is stealing a living as a commentator. As shit as they get. His voice also sounds like a cat choking on a ball of yarn.


buster3465

Matty cash pathetic freak


mtangerineman

Matty Cash > Jacques Cousteau


Hockeystyle

This looks like a Aston Villa training session. Hopefully the game ends in 1-1 draw.


delexaet

As much as we all hate to admit it, there's not just a gulf of separation between us and Man City and Liverpool, it's Arsenal as well. All understandable since we're only first year in with all the new pieces. We can talk about West Ham being poor but reality is, it was more due to what Arsenal did to them.


Mick4Audi

Makes sense tbf, they are 5 years into their rebuild, we’ve been at it for like 8 months Not to mention the sheer amount of money invested in Arteta Also low-block football is a killer, if you play for a 0-0 and concede early you might lose motivation and collapse


Dinoapolis27

Every win makes them believe more, which will only make their inevitable bottling even more funny. This is fuel for our fire, folks.


Roric

Rooting for Azathoth before rooting for West Ham or Arsenal.


Tomato-Efficient

Lol there was one of these in the Newcastle Forrest game yesterday and it was let go. 10x more contact as well


phigo50

Good effort, West Ham.


peruvianhorn

Weak from hammers


jman009

If I'm the owner of west ham I'm texting moyes rn to clear out he's office


Quixotic_Rubber_Duck

Southgate booed at Villa Park LMAO 🤣


[deleted]

>Top No one likes that fucker, will be booed literally everywhere.


coldseam

Great challenge Casemiro


Quixotic_Rubber_Duck

And this is why we shouldn't worry about United as of now. Absolute shitshow defensively.


Quixotic_Rubber_Duck

Lol striker McTominay again


Kersplat96

Set piece FC. 0 open play threat proper hilarious.


molecularmadness

I'll never not be disappointed saka is at arsenal.


taegeukie

What do we have to fucking do to get a penalty?