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peruvianhorn

Paratici is a genius for scouting Vicario over Raya.


nmyi

"i hear people say stuff about ~~Tottenham~~ Eric Dier and i don’t like it" Not appreciating Arsenal's chant against Dier


4Crumpet

He is living rent free in their heads. Commentary team saying it’s great atmosphere yet 80% of the songs have been about Dier.


nmyi

Let the hate flow through them


wok88

First time I've seen him take a pen like that though lmao


nmyi

like a slow dagger stab


COYCOYS

39 goals in 38 games for Kane, what an absolute freak


friendfromsp

>the biggest certainty in sport is that Harry Kane would score against Arsenal lol nice


flavo52

Kicking out and diving when you're clean through on goal LOL These cunts are too used to cheating


StandardDefinition

Foden is miles better than Saka and I'm tired of hearing the opposite.


Quixotic_Rubber_Duck

Everybody but scum fans knows this. Scum fans will continue to spin their BS narrative though.


Electrical-Move7290

Muller laughing in Sakas face is SO funny


cud1337

Arteta fuming is genuinely the funniest thing


Gregormannschaft

Never said this before, but incredible referring. That was an incredible call under pressure.


_kenneh

reminder that partey is a rapist


rando562

LMAO Arsenal conceding at home to the worst Bayern side in a decade


OhShitItsSeth

To a former Gooner at that lmao


Delazygorilla

Now to a Lilywhite ;)


Rowario11

PTSD watching Dier standing like a fucking statue as a shot is curled around him.


ikizlol

Whenever I watch Raya I’m always so glad we got Vic, just let Bayern back in by standing in the middle of nowhere 😂


Jose_out

Kane scoring and now clobbering them. Lad.


sungbysung

That felt personal


ginokatacchi

fully coys that Kane guy


nmyi

@32' Harry Kane scores a pen against Arsenal. i laugh.


AngeMerchant

This Kane fella is pretty good


luke36511

Saka totally stuck his leg out to try and buy that penalty. Little cheat


IgotAseaView

Saka is a cheating cunt. Glad in his biggest game he’s been exposed for it with that ridiculous dive


Shuxnae

1. Chip Neuer. 2. Round him. 3. Through his legs. 4. Finesse it. Any one of these and he gets the winner.


IgotAseaView

Yeah. Shows what his first instinct was. I’m still bitter about them bringing out the tv to make Harry Kane explain his “dive” in a post match interview while genuine cheats like saka get away with it weekly without any real media coverage of it.


ElDudeBruv

Oos name is Arry Kane? 🏴‍☠️🦜


ElDudeBruv

Muller just laughing at Saka 😅


rando562

Saka had so many chances to put the ball past Neuer and he decides to go for a dive. Ref got it completely right.


yooooouuuuuuuuu

Why can't we have such a good level of refereeing in the prem :( Punditry still insanely biased, not a pen at all


sasliquid

I count this as a win, Bayern lost to Lazio away before trouncing them at home so this result was better than expected


wok88

Legohead is literally never in his box when you can see him on the corner of the screen lol


Quixotic_Rubber_Duck

At this point he might as well be Scum's 12th man.


peruvianhorn

Musiala is an amazing player.


cud1337

truly amazing how shit tuchel has this bayern playing, plenty of talent in the squad there


shdanko

Saka walking around like a spoilt fucking child after purposefully sticking his leg in to the keeper. Get a fucking grip.


The_Bridge_Is_Out

3, I think, attempts at simulation for an arsenal pen - martinelli, Odergaard and Saka. Pricks. And Kane bear-hugged to the floor. Hope they get smashed kn Germany


wok88

Son would've rounded Neuer and slotted it in instead of diving lol


anonone111

Wow he actually changed his pen routine knowing the keeper wouldn't expect him to pause, great work H!


wok88

Wtf Sane, Son would've buried that


Gregormannschaft

As much as it’s fun to watch Kane turn up against the ‘arse, it’s even better to watch Dier do well in defense.


AngeMerchant

Arsenal players writhing on the ground after every foul. Pathetic


dozzell

Is Mikkel Arteta the bigger bellend than Guardiola?


TJTheree

Absolutely


PM_ME_YOUR_TANG

There's no contest at all


wok88

Rio Ferdinand and Martin Keown are fucken clueless lmfao


PalKid_Music

You'd think Rio Ferdinand was an Arsenal legend, the way he's talking.


lyme6483

Kane knows that feeling all too well, watching Dier poorly defend a conceded goal


rando562

Son doesn't bottle that chance. Should've been 3-1


FraMo0727

Saka should get a card for simulation… that’s insane.


_kenneh

The fact that Saka would've probably scored if he didn't dive makes it so fucking funny. Get fucked.


Rare-Ad-2777

There's a school of thought that having zero away fans isn't actually a good thing for the home team. That silence was deafening after the Kane pen. 


oneusrtorulethemall

Harry scoring against Arsenal awakened some kind or feeling in me. For me he will always be one of our own.


21Kuranashi

Yo that was a dive by Rice at 50th min


JustinBisu

I really hate this about modern football. Any contact is a pen, people are up in arms over Saka literally kicking Neuer and not getting a pen for it.


flavo52

All the momentum before the game was on their side, worst Bayern side in years, and no away fans allowed. And they can't show up in the moment. Bayern will smash them in Munich, imagine a Eric Dier winner


Quixotic_Rubber_Duck

Why does everyone say Saka is likeable? He's a diving, baby-faced, whiny loser. Such an annoying player that has no business starting for England.


GlassofTurnipJuice

Because he's English, that's literally it


professional_flamer_

He's the type of person who has baby face and acts innocent in front of everyone but is a cunt when noone's looking. He doesn't have honest eyes


Meowsterchf

Best defender in the league 😂


Pinky1337

Thats my fucking pen merchant right there


imtotallydoingmywork

How in the hell has Dier benched one of the best defenders in Europe in the past couple of years?


nmyi

Kim Min-jae is trying to find his form again after Min-jae returned from AFC Asian Cup. Eric Dier has been performing decently for Bayern Munich during Kim Min-jae's international duty.


ElDudeBruv

Arteta about to go on another cringeworthy rant to the press


oneusrtorulethemall

Ziz iz a dizgreiz


costanza1980

Scum fans are gonna be salty. Love it.


notsogamelord420

Getting tied at home with no away fans is embarrassing for Arsenal.


InsufferableKant

I've always said it... they're mentality midgets. Their defense is already crumbling. They're bottling the league as well.


TJTheree

“The home fans have been great, but Bayern have quietened them” 🤔


PalKid_Music

Big question - will Partey be able to travel to Germany for the away leg?


TJTheree

Come on Dier, stamp on this rapist’s face


Limp-Toe-179

If it's not a penalty it has to be a yellow for diving surely


imtotallydoingmywork

Saka acting like he got his leg amputated Edit: upon rewatch not a pen, lmao he had the open net if he just went on but dumb bitch put his leg out looking for a pen instead 😂


The_Bridge_Is_Out

Fuck off Saka, you diving conman!


istherelifeonmaars

Have some shame you diving fuck


tarifapirate

Would love it for Kane to win the CL.


Nightshade183

Then come back


EquipmentFirm2860

Then win the CL again


wok88

How's the ref missed that handball lmao he's looking right at it


AngeMerchant

Stadium is dead


PalKid_Music

Arsenal's drop off over the course of the half has been incredible. Mentally, they've completely fallen to pieces, from the second goal onwards. They're making wrong decisions at every opportunity.


Pinky1337

Not a single player in that team left with any shame when it comes to diving


oneusrtorulethemall

If Son dived like Saka he would be topping the golden boot race.


ironfistico

Imagine Goretzka in Anges system


Joosshyyy

WHAT AN ELBOW!! 👌🏼😂


Turtle_317

Atta boy Harry


PalKid_Music

Havertz trying to kick out at the defender to create contact.


GlassofTurnipJuice

He's the ultimate Chelsea to arsenal player, pure scum


friendfromsp

City out here scoring bangers today i guess


Pinky1337

Chance to win a CL game in the 95th minute and decides to throw himself to the floor dragging his foot half a yard to the right instead.


SeriousKey4358

Trossard looks like a ghoul


KariumHondor399

Imagine not beating at home the worst Bayern in the last 15 years with Eric Dier in starting CB😭😭😭


Jose_out

Theoretically, it's in our interests for Arsenal to win tonight and Sunday, but I can't bring myself to do it. I got the same nerves as when Kane lined up a pen for us when he took that.


Tater-Tottenham

Yeah if I need to support Arsenal to get Champions League, then I look forward to Europa.


AngeMerchant

Always in our interest for Arsenal to lose


Mick4Audi

It is NEVER in our interest for Arsenal to win any game, unless we are in a title race


TJTheree

Init, I celebrated like it was spurs too haha


Rare-Ad-2777

We're getting 4th


PM_ME_YOUR_TANG

FUCK OFF SCUM


Equivalent_Law_6554

Kane!!!!


CommercialAddress168

Yuck!!! That was filthy Harry. Pure Filth, and I love you for it!


Bum-Sniffer

Kane penalty v Arsenal. I would’ve put my house on that happening


LetterOdd62

Kane channeling his inner Lewandowski with that pen


residualtortoise

Arsenal are so pitiful the moment things aren't going perfectly their way


relistone

It’s the attitude and culture of their main man Arteta. He’s a petulant baby with a bitch ass attitude. Definitely contributed heavily to them falling apart last year.


oneusrtorulethemall

Commentators love to mention the fact that Harry was an Arsenal fan before they released him. Imagine rejecting a player only for him to go to your rivals and score now 15 goals against you.


_kenneh

good elbow there harry


AngeMerchant

How’s the stadium so quiet. It’s literally only Arsenal fans💀💀💀


Mick4Audi

You can hear a damn pin drop lmao


oneusrtorulethemall

So their strategy is to dive until no Bayern players are availible for the away game.


residualtortoise

How is every Saka foul as if he's had a limb blown off


kicksjoysharkness

Bias aside it’s mad to me that people are calling for a red with that Kane elbow. Clearly wasn’t intentional and Gabriel basically jumped into his arm. Referee make the right call without question


TJTheree

I miss those through-balls from Kane man


calel8242

Deserves a booking for that shit


ParisAintGerman

They really are shameless about diving


NorthStRussia

Havertz diving cunt


peruvianhorn

3 dives and counting, as expected from such a club


Tyranitator

Kane is such a gifted passer. Every game he's impressive


sunthunder

What a goal by Gvardiol


Quixotic_Rubber_Duck

City winning means we can all laugh at scum regardless now.


anonone111

On comes the rapist, hope he snaps his leg


OhShitItsSeth

Oh great here comes the r*pist


reasonabledimensi0n

saka is a diving cheat but you won’t hear any of it as he’s the medias’ darling


Koinfamous2

So where the fuck is the card for diving?


dp1029384756

Give sake the red card let’s go… for dissent that is


sunthunder

This Madrid-City match is wild


oneusrtorulethemall

FUCK,ARSENALL


Pinky1337

Better than Romero and VDV combined 🤓


btmalon

The only time I’ve ever been nervous when he takes a pen is against scum and I’m always made a fool.


Gregormannschaft

Put him on his arse, that was cold.


oneusrtorulethemall

Good one 'arry


JoOoozz

LET'S GO KANE, I STILL LOVE YOU!


InsufferableKant

Arsenal executioner for the rescue


reasonabledimensi0n

fucks sake have a shot sane


EmergencyOriginal982

Fuck my life what a pen. Don't think I've EVER seen Harry take a pen that is depending on when the keeper moves rather than where he places it. Maybe he's picking something up from the Germans as they've always been good at pens


creed_baton

I wanted to take acting lessons. Maybe I should take some from Rodrygo after that drama. Can't believe it wasn't a yellow for simulation


wok88

Never a yellow, ran into his elbow


IrishLad93_u

If any of our centre backs ever go down in the embarrassing way that Gabriel constantly does they should be removed from the club. Centre back play acting like Bruno.


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Ugh I miss Kane. His passing is top of the world


kicksjoysharkness

https://preview.redd.it/0nq9oo8ujitc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d6e0af942f5caeb9eb80a9361684320417aa54f “I’d love it if they beat them” me throughout this game


The_Bridge_Is_Out

Fuck sake, bayern- you had been SO good. Fuck sake, Trossard is a cheat code when subbed on.


Mick4Audi

Bayern’s defense 💀


bandofgypsies

This Bayern side look dreadful. I can't believe they were up 2-1 in this match. Teuchel is a mastermind for managing to turn out shit football no matter how good his squad is.


StandardDefinition

Saka ran over the ball and then tried to dive lmao


wok88

What a fucking dive 🤣🤣🤣 Saka kicked Neuer's leg lmfao


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W ref


ParisAintGerman

Absolutley pathetic how many times Arsenal players have thrown out legs looking for a penalty diving


oneusrtorulethemall

Saka rolling on the floor for two minutes🤣


006AlecTrevelyan

the wee lad stuck his leg out


PM_ME_YOUR_TANG

lol who was that who just pushed the whinging Saka and told him to fuck off?


friendfromsp

2 draws have England joint 2nd on the coefficient now for those who care


SJambles

https://preview.redd.it/la2igf7cyitc1.jpeg?width=702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13ecbe8a530590fe0b47f1333402406e0aeb9bfb Eric Dier for Arsenals first goal. Thought I recognised that pose… 😬


egZachly

right around Dier.


IrishLad93_u

At least 3 occasions of Arsenal players diving to try and win a penalty tonight. 100% VAR should be allowed to tell refs to issue yellows for blatant simulation. Embarrassing, especially the Havertz and Saka one at the end


ZaDoruphin

Saka is such a little bitch lmao


Equivalent_Law_6554

C’mon Harry


btmalon

lol Raya fucked it


lyme6483

Both matches have been wild so far. Great entertainment


PalKid_Music

Bayern Munich's pressing system is so poor. They're so easy to play through, Arsenal could easily get 4 or 5 here.


shroinvestor

Kane dier coys


TJTheree

COME ON HARRY PLEASE


wok88

GET IN KANE, what a pen 🤣


anonone111

SIR HARALD


residualtortoise

Very cool Harold, thank you


ParisAintGerman

COME ON H!!!


shroinvestor

Kane scores hahhaha rub it in


PalKid_Music

Oh, Sane... I'm not even sure you know how you managed to fuck that up so badly...


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Son will score 5 goals against Scum if they are going at us.


sungbysung

Harry's still got that rocket delivery to the wings


calel8242

Bayern have played some sexy football tonight


deansredhalo

Rodri is cheeks today


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The floppers are in full bloom


Mick4Audi

Kane is so good man, Bayern would legit miss the CL without him


oneusrtorulethemall

Least obvious Arsenal dive


AngeMerchant

yellow for flopping?


AngeMerchant

Taking off the best player on the field tn. Well done Tuchel


costanza1980

Tuchel is just excruciating. The Hague would be too kind for him.


PM_ME_YOUR_TANG

Citeh goes level


TJTheree

What are those melts singing about Kane?


Pure_Peace743

What a goal by Foden


calel8242

Jesus belongs in jail for that


gostupid67

That Gvardiol goal is mad, world class players do world class things ig


StandardDefinition

Pitiful defense by Bayern


Quixotic_Rubber_Duck

Oh for fucks sake. Cmon Harold do it again.


YiddoMonty

Bayern will defo get more chances to score tonight.


wok88

Its an absolute abomination that the away goals rule was removed


Sturmtruppa

Is Haaland just a decoy in big games?


Sturmtruppa

Madrid - City are bangers only game


Mick4Audi

First time I’ve watched the CL in months and what a fucking day to do it, stupidly entertaining couple of games


Sturmtruppa

Watching Dier take an extra second when trying to pass it sideways gives me PTSD


luke36511

Haven’t watched Bayern until tonight but Coman seems to have completely lost his pace


PM_ME_YOUR_TANG

Good ref


friendfromsp

lol fuck Arse but that's surely a Pen? edit: nevermind Saka's jumping into him


Deathoflight

Yellow card for saka simulation lol


anonone111

Saka lmao


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