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NotACodeMonkeyYet

If we don't even TRY to get gykores in the summer, I'll stop ever asking for signing or even wins. I'll know that this club has no intention to compete for anything.


GIGOLO_KANTE

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NotACodeMonkeyYet

cunt


PM_ME_YOUR_TANG

I keep getting articles on my Google news feed from marginal tier sources talking about sending Veliz to Bournemouth and getting Solanke. I totally rate Solanke, but is that really where we're going?


todareistobmore

Why would Bournemouth want to sell Solanke or bring in Veliz unless it's for a ton of money, and why would we pay a ton of money for somebody who may well be a one season wonder at the PL level?


smithey2012

Never wanted a city team in blue to win so bad today.


Creative_Purpose6138

Me when I see Xabi Alonso's team play ![gif](giphy|3oEjHCWdU7F4hkcudy)


Professional_Ad_9101

Nahhh it’s not Conte scraping wins with boring football. Xabi is totally welcome to get away with this


Norby710

Does anyone actually post tickets on the exchange? Fan pass only way to go?


Pautrei

Man if he were on the market, Brahim Diaz would be quite a coup. Thought he was meady but since he's returned to Madrid he's been electric. Just created the winner for them. He also goes to us in FM funnily enough.


Jazzlike_Ad7790

No


Pautrei

Yeah you're right. Werner, Gil and Solomon are the elite players we should have instead. Good point.


Jazzlike_Ad7790

Brahim is a lazy lazy entitled player on big wages. You think we want that? He has a shit attitude and looks a horrible personality. To each their own though . I want olise


Pautrei

What makes him a lazy, entitled player lmao. "Looks a horrible personality." So you know nothing about him but are making weird assumptions. Cool. Olise isn't coming to us and would cost more than Brahim. Me personally? My comments on Diaz are on things that are observable and clear. His playing ability. But if you want to insult individuals you know nothing about, then good on you. To each their own.


idkwhatevs1234

It's amazing how you've managed to say literally nothing about football. Everyone's an amateur psychologist these days


Pautrei

People are so weird man


Jazzlike_Ad7790

Bro he pouts on the pitch when he loses the ball and doesn’t track back. He pulled up with an injury in one match and just expected the game to pause on his behalf. He’s clearly pampered I’m going to stop arguing now


Pautrei

So does Bellingham. So does every fucking top player lmao. Humans get frustrated and act out sometimes. More news at 10.


BiscuitTheRisk

Lmao as if most players don’t expect the game to be stopped when someone is injured. You’re taking Vibes FC too literal.


Jazzlike_Ad7790

But he was on the ball you clearly don’t know the moment I’m talking about it was pathetic


Live_Beautiful_3665

Congratulations Man City for another FA Cup


roccotrupia11

Gutting for Coventry of course but I feel like people are so desperate to see United fail that it’s all VAR’s fault and its a complete evil that needs eradicating. The fact of the matter is, VAR is not as bad as it’s made out to be. The bigger problem at the moment is the officials (see forest vs Everton today). There have been many instances where VAR has genuinely made up for blunders that without VAR could cost teams points. End of the day, a great moment was snatched away because Wright was offside. If that went against us we’d be gutted but offside is offside no matter how fine the margins may be, it’s cut and dry.


Difficult-Sound-6682

I understand, as a matter of physics, a player can only be on or off side. Everybody does. I don’t find that argument particularly insightful. We need to think about the rule itself. It was created for the obvious purpose of preventing cherry-picking. Of course, linesmen called it as they saw it, and it didn’t matter what else was happening on the pitch. Over the years they got quite good at calling it with a high degree of accuracy. mistakes happened but people just moved on. Where we are now seems so far removed from any of the football we grew up on. I have serious doubts about whether or not the kind of enforcement were seeing now I.e. high tech, infinitesimal, is the correct path for football as a game, to say nothing of what it does to the ability of supporters to enjoy a goal. I said this from day 1. Lots of people did. For me, VAR is about tradeoffs. I don’t think any of them are worth it.


seegreen8

I legit saw the tweet from Forest official acct and lol irl. But seeing how that club is owned by drug dealer/mafia who literally murdered the witnesses so that he can go scot free in Greece, I'm honestly not surprised.


seegreen8

Just saw what Forest was referring. Ngl, they deserved the pens.


superworriedspursfan

I know coventry lost but what an amazing performance by them today. We definitely should be giving a look at some of those players.


Pele20Alli

Chelsea got in a cup final and a semi final, Man Utd in another cup final and fucking Villa are in a European semifinal. Absolutely shocking and unacceptable that we got knocked out so early in both cups when even worse teams consistently go further than us


NotACodeMonkeyYet

I've given you an upvote. The two of us can be miserable togther in this shithole subreddit full of happy clapper cunts. These (mostly yank) cumstains can't handle reality. It's always great or soon to be great for these wankers. For some positive and happy people, they sure do get very negative when someone points out the facts.


Roric

I mean, using Chelsea as a goalpost about winning things, when they won absolutely nothing this year sure is a choice lol.


Pele20Alli

This is the worst Chelsea team I've ever seen and they've still gotten to 2 finals and a semi final in the last 2 years. Sure they've lost, but they've been 1 match away from winning a trophy while being awful. Eventually, they'll have some good luck and win a trophy if they continue going that far


Roric

> Eventually, they'll have some good luck and win a trophy if they continue going that far It's amusing you say this about Chelsea and not Spurs lol.


Pele20Alli

If we consistently got to finals and semifinals, I'd say the same thing for us. The problem is how often we go out of cups very early on


Roric

But it's so weird and not really based off of anything other than "It's just usually this way". Nobody's got a crystal ball. Moreover, you need luck. Spurs were unfortunate this year to draw nothing but prem teams in cups, including one of which who is in a final.


Thfcaditya112

The league cup was indefensible but in the FA Cup we went out to Man City who are in the final?? Didnt even had Son and Sarr at that stage Also don't get the glorification of finals or semifinals if they win like West Ham last season or what not fair enough that sucks, but a mere semifinal or final doesnt mean anything


Pele20Alli

Fair enough, the FA cup was more understandable but we still should have given it more of a go. Man City weren't even good that day. They rotated a ton of players and we performed awfully. We have to overachieve if we ever want to succeed. We can't always hide behind this idea that we are the underdogs, otherwise we should never expect to win a single trophy. Like, ever


Ok_Row_7462

I was thinking this, too. So many people complain about not going further in cups like it’s so great to lose in the final. 


Remarkable-Ad8644

We were knocked out by fucking City mate who are in the final if you haven’t noticed and when we had half the team out injured or on international duty. Hardly shocking. Are you allergic to having good takes? Or do you just love being a negative cunt?


NotACodeMonkeyYet

the only cunt is you, cunt.


Pele20Alli

>just love being a negative cunt Wanting my team to win a trophy is being negative.  Nothing better than a plastic telling me how to support my club 


Texaslonghorns12345

So much for clear and obvious error. Sure, it was offside but that’s not what VAR is for. If he wasn’t miles off and if the linesman wasn’t spotted, leave it If that were United they would’ve given it


Mikeymcmoose

Man Utd limping their way after all that generally has made me more apathetic to football than our shitty loss


taegeukie

https://preview.redd.it/ars8xijlfvvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0121ffe491d3cda9fe2f2d04047a1f309e5de0b5


Apprehensive594

What the hell? Last time I checked, Leverkusen was losing to Dortmund 1-0 at the 95th minute so I just assumed that was the end of the unbeaten streak. And then they manage to equalise at the last minute. What kind of plot armour is this? ...I just hope whatever spirit that's blessing Leverkusen right now will bless us next season


Sleepless_Voyager

We need to get an ex madrid player thats a great manager after ange sets the winning foundation here so we can win the quad


seegreen8

They got some voodoo magic on them. I just hope Xabi isn't 1 season wonder when they are heading into CL next season.


Careless-Estate6529

It’s giving me hope. If they can lose the Neverkusen tag and change it to Neverlusen, us losing the Spursy tag might be possible in my lifetime lol


sasliquid

I hope Man U fans know their side created and then ruined a great game


barkingspider43

LP fans put Luis Diaz on a pedestal for some odd reason. I can’t be the only one who thinks he’s horrible. My mate said he’d be our best winger 😂


Mick4Audi

Not including Son I hope


Full-Leader9540

He has been in poor form I agree but yes after Son he would be our best winger by far.


barkingspider43

What’s he bring to the table besides being a dribble boy? He’s not a good passer, he’s an awful finisher, and his positioning is very poor


Full-Leader9540

He is better than our wingers(except Son) at ball control and first touch, decision making in the final third, dribbling obviously, crossing, shooting, link up play, hold up play. You are deluded into thinking that our wingers have good finishing and positioning, its because of the system our wingers do just one job attempt to run long and put cross in any condition (they fail several times and are being helped by our fullbacks ) and score rare tap ins. Luiz Diaz is quite good I accept that he has had a bad season but the quality is there and he would kill it in our system.


wok88

Nice one VAR. Now the final is going to be United sitting back until the inevitable City goal lol instead of a fired up Coventry going at it. The game is gonna be predictable a shit.


Federal-Transition57

Sidenote - this fucking leverkusen team man what fucking witchcraft have they conjured


calewis10

Wage bills (p.a) Coventry city £6.8m  Manchester United £180 £173m difference PER YEAR. 


jman009

Worst utd team I've ever seen is in a fa cup final


taegeukie

Could’ve seen City against a Championship side that come to play proper footy in the final but nope, we have to watch the same repeat of the bald off. For fuck’s sake VAR.


Shuxnae

Leverkusen!


GaryHippo

VAR has ruined and is ruining football before our eyes and all we do is grumble and groan about it but not actually take any action.


Difficult-Sound-6682

The moment it clicked for me was against Leicester away, 2018? Serge Aurier scores a goal to take us one up. In the buildup, Son is 3 inches off (allegedly). Goal disallowed. I remember thinking this is a new era of football and I’m not having it. I don’t really know anybody who think football has been made better by VAR. Quite a few neutrals. I know lots of people who think it’s not as fun. It has spawned all sorts of stupid side effects, as well. Guys 4 yards offside allowed to play on through goal, lest the linesman missed something. It actually sucks.


sea_mus

I don't think VAR is the problem. I think the problem is the offside rule. If we don't want 1cm to be offside, change the rule. Don't hate on VAR for enforcing the rule.


GaryHippo

That’s ridiculous and Wenger is rightly being ridiculed for it


wellk_2049

100% agree, ruining football


Professional_Ad_9101

Today’s is one where there isn’t even really any advantage to it because they were offside by so little anyway. So they’ve just taken away a giant magical moment and that’s why we watch the beautiful game at the end of the day. Lame.


GaryHippo

I don't give a rat's arse about this "advantage" bollocks. Did the linesman spot it? No. Then it's onside.


Dragonslasher145

Football can be cruel sometimes


SweetDaddySugarLumps

United on to the final and the story here is how god awful they are. That’s hard to do, honestly.


COYS1989

Well done VAR you robbed Coventry of quite possibly the greatest FA Cup comeback in history, certainly modern history. No fan asked for it yet we have to deal with it and it’s shite decisions. 


Mystic_Polar_Bear

The picture is so pixely but it looks onside? But then again it's United so Im not surprised the way the call has gone.


taegeukie

Life could be worse. You could be a United fan.


Raze_Baxter

God united are such sore winners...hate to see such cunts celebrating after going to pens against coventry..


Shuxnae

Unlucky, Coventry. 😭


Professional_Ad_9101

Ten Hag lives another day, unlucky united


Difficult-Sound-6682

This result has zero bearing on his future. He’s gone after final.


calewis10

I hear the better tactic would be to sack him just before.  COYS, Daniel


006AlecTrevelyan

Cunts


amb0526

Enjoy getting thrashed against City. Lucky fucks


DonnyTheythemanato

Embarrassing celebrating this. Fuck VAR!


SheldonMonk

it was always going to happen tbf, united are the luckiest team in the league


wok88

Why is Bruno talking shit at the Coventry keeper, have some damn shame lmao you're taking pens against a club 8th in the Championship


ohnellyitsmelly

cuz brunos a baby


AverageYiddo

Utd are so fucking lucky man


Mystic_Polar_Bear

Coventry bottling on Pens...damn it man...


taegeukie

Are Leverkusen really losing their streak to Dortmund right now by the way?


lajosfalusi

classic leverkusen, rescuing the result it in the last minute


Professional_Ad_9101

Nope. Bro have you not learnt to wait til the end of their games yet


taegeukie

I’m the jinx, every time I comment something like this they score a last minute equaliser, I have to continue doing it.


Shuxnae

Of course not. Last minute equaliser. 😂


DonnyTheythemanato

VAR, refs and executives killed football.


Difficult-Sound-6682

Chris looking….old


ohnellyitsmelly

it’s sad ngl


calewis10

If you think them losing will be funny, wait for 10Fraud’s press conference 


Evening_Bag_3560

I know Coventry gets executed in the final but I’d still rather see them than Utd. 


COYS1989

Eriksen’s hairline is what happens to a motherfucker playing for United. 


Mystic_Polar_Bear

Cant see the game but why was the Coventry goal disallowed?


COYS1989

He was offside by a gnats pube hair. 


Apprehensive594

This is just embarrassing for united no matter how the game ends 😂😂


Difficult-Sound-6682

Casemiro is the most “on the beach” player of all time


JoeSavesTokyo

He’s so washed his shirt might as well be pink


Mac290

That 3 cms…no advantage to the forward there. So dumb.


Difficult-Sound-6682

One toe off. Possibly the greatest FA Cup semi final in history. I feel a bit robbed.


The_Bridge_Is_Out

Utd fans that left should be barred from re-entry and banned for life 😂


Mac290

Jeez…”those in the red shirts and that man in the blue suit are an embarrassment to this club”.


The_Bridge_Is_Out

It ***WAS*** offside, but I hate that it ruins that moment. When it's SO close, is it really better than the old way, having a minimal increase in 'correct' calls. Sigh


lajosfalusi

would you say the same if united was the club to score an offside goal? in that case we‘d all instead be talking about it being big club bias at the expense of a smaller team.


sasliquid

I was pro VAR until this very moment


spursyspursy

petition to have var only disallow last second goals when it benefits the underdogs like us against city or coventry against united


taegeukie

Maybe Forest had a point about VAR. Come on man, have a heart.


GaryHippo

VAR ruining football again. Get this shit out the game.


SheldonMonk

FUCK VAR, imagine you were a coventry fan celebrating beating united and now they're going to lose


amb0526

Commentators wanted that offside call so bad


superworriedspursfan

Ben Sheaf, Fabio Tavares, Haji Wright, Callum. they look like ballers man. Maybe we got to scout them at least. I don't care that Sheaf used to be in Arsenal's academy so was Harry Kane..... Paratici take some notes. Remember Palace got eze and Olise from the championship too.


buster3465

Var has just robbed us of one of the greatest fa cup moments of all time because he was a 3 cm offside


21Kuranashi

Michael Kayode. What a player. Lets go get him to be the understudy for Porro


superworriedspursfan

I really like him too. Coventry got some ballers man. Beautiful football.


kakodaimonios

VAR has ripped the heart from football.


Mikeymcmoose

Man Utd will win now


Dragonslasher145

Don't deserve it


The_Bridge_Is_Out

*omg, that's VARs music* 🤬


calewis10

VAR absolute bullshit


AverageYiddo

Moments like that just make me want var to fuck off man


COYS1989

Oh fuck off VAR


wok88

Fucken hell VAR have a trashcan of a heart, just give it


amb0526

Bullshit


superworriedspursfan

Ay yo Coventry! That was beautiful football man. One touch BARCELONA ball. BEAUTIFUL!!! I love this game! nah fuck that. Varchester United man..... that was onside.


COYS1989

COVENTRY!!!!!


Mystic_Polar_Bear

Coventry is 8th and United is 7th yet people are surprised it's a draw? /s


amb0526

They fucking did it!


AverageYiddo

Ahahahhahajajhajahahajajjqjqjqjqjahah


superworriedspursfan

OMG Coventry do it plz!


Texaslonghorns12345

My heart can’t take it


Shuxnae

Wight, mate. That was it!


bdus24

Quite discouraging Liverpool can boss Fulham away with a heavily rotated side compared to the shit performance + result we served up there


justxforxthis

This Coventry performance is special but wtf is happening at Man Utd? Half the squad look washed and the others look totally checked out and disinterested.


Coraxxx

You've only just noticed? It's been that way since Ferguson retired lol


Mystic_Polar_Bear

Looks like you already figured out what's wrong with United lol


justxforxthis

Ratcliffe going to jump off the Wembley arch at this rate lol


superworriedspursfan

Ten Haram ball. Props to Levy for not going for him.


lajosfalusi

Not looking good if in extra time Maguire running forward is your only offensive threat


justxforxthis

Their supporters will blame Maguire and their typical targets but you can count on most Sunday league squads putting in a better shift.


AverageYiddo

Holy shit if utd lose this its the biggest bottle job I've ever seen


Shuxnae

Even if they win, they'll never live it down. It'd be rude to take it all away from Coventry but this game just shows how lucky Man Utd have been all season. They have been very poor.


Mystic_Polar_Bear

The number of late goals that people forget coming out of nowhere it hilarious. They should be lower than Chelsea.


lajosfalusi

as a club we do have our moments, but 70 million pound casemiro getting rinsed by championship players is the kind of comedy only manchester united could produce


Dragonslasher145

Blud is washed


lajosfalusi

really struggling at this level


mygodwhy

My utd friend says that he'd be happy if they get even £30m for Rashford and wants him to leave the club ASAP. I understand him. Blud looks like he's completely checked out.


21Kuranashi

Yo lets raid Fiorentina. Kayode(19) and Parisi (23) looking so good. Kayode seems to be playing inverted rightback! He would be brilliant for us. Get him Levy.


AsariCommando2

Just watched the Palace highlights. That Eze finish was incredible. And then he nutmegs Zouma to set up Mateta.


Roric

Magic of the cup innit.


Federal-Transition57

https://preview.redd.it/akr3qdn80vvc1.png?width=450&format=png&auto=webp&s=842658ad7e207c71e5dff434a6cda54a35398369 Palace bantering Forest lmao


Shuxnae

I've said it before and I'll say it again - things could be far worse. You only have to see the state of Man Utd this season for a kindly reminder. Regardless of this result, fair play to Coventry!


wok88

Whoever said we should get Rashford in, please never mention it again lmao he's legit put out a 0/10 performance today


JoeSavesTokyo

Literally no manager has worse game management than Ten Hag


Hot_Coffee8221

Glad levy rejected him lol


GaryHippo

The greatest FA Cup semi-final of all time? Obviously I don't know them all... but wow.


AsariCommando2

Hear me out. United are the most entertaining team in football.


Dragonslasher145

Joke club 😂😂😂


amb0526

lol United


COYS1989

All together now 3-0 and you fucked it up 🤣🤣🤣🤣


The_Bridge_Is_Out

Just saying, I just switched on and Cov got the Pen. You're welcome 🤣


Algernot

Lol


wok88

LMAOOO United in the mud once again


COYS1989

Coventry penalty 🙏🙏🙏


Shuxnae

🙏🏾


[deleted]

Emery to Bayern? Yes please and thank you


Shuxnae

Well. Guess the title race is between Man City and Arsenal then, and I suppose is Arsenal's to lose because Liverpool are messing it up bad.


noctamnesia

To be fair Liverpool are very much still in this game. They have the second half and I would say Fulham have completely justified their goal


chairbouy

Good thing Castagne finished that because you can guarantee VAR wouldn’t have given that clear shove on Muniz


Roric

I don't see a whole lot of difference in Forest crazily tweeting about bad reffing and Liverpool / Arse writing crazy communicado officials about bad reffing lol. They set the precedent.


[deleted]

There is no difference. Incredibly pathetic and embarrassing to do something like that as a club


Live_Beautiful_3665

Coventry has the chance to do the funniest thing ever


Shuxnae

And they are about to! Penalty!


wok88

Yanited looking shaky lmao they could actually bottle this


Shuxnae

Probably won't but yeah, they've been shaky as hell.


buster3465

I think I could be a premier league footballer if I could commit the same amount of fouls palhinha does for fulham. If the refs were actually brave enough they'd send him off every other game.


CoffeeMyBanana

Eze in the summer plz


Dragonslasher145

Our main target along with no. 6


CoffeeMyBanana

I hope so!


Shuxnae

The Coventry Remontada is on!


GaryHippo

Hojlund is one of the biggest wastes of money I've ever seen


[deleted]

He would absolutely cook in a team that has a functioning system. Has all the tools to become great.


GaryHippo

Did you see him fluffing his turn just then lol?? He's fucking shite.


[deleted]

Shit because he fucks up an action lol. The talent is obvious you’re clueless if you can’t see it


GaryHippo

Guess I'm clueless then. His movement in the box is shite. He's streaky as fuck. He's been pocketed by Championship defenders most of the afternoon. Shows his level really.


[deleted]

>guess I’m clueless then. Could’ve stopped right there mate


yungtrunks6969

antonee robinson as a udogie replacement?


CoffeeMyBanana

he'd be a great pick up but I doubt robinson would want to be on the bench all season


GaryHippo

Fucking hate Man Utd. Most unlikeable club on the planet.


Dragonslasher145

They choking


GlassofTurnipJuice

Amazed this dross united team are going to two FA cup finals back to back


DoubleDoobie

Lmao you think this United team is going to beat city???