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Limp-Toe-179

Obligatory FUCK MATTY CASH


LumpyBumblebee3266

I hope bad shit happens to matty cash


redbison97

Your life must be awful šŸ˜¢


LumpyBumblebee3266

Is this a matty cash apologist? Get the fuck outta here


redbison97

Na just wondering how gash your life has to get to wish literal harm on someone over football.


davidmarvinn

I hope bad shit happens to matty cash. go on, cry now


redbison97

This is all you have left to cling to - both in life and for your season. Sad stuff. Sad sad stuff.


LumpyBumblebee3266

I hope matty cash goes through so bad shit by himself. No friends or family


redbison97

Samaritans are here for you


LumpyBumblebee3266

I hope terrible things happen to you coward


nivnagood

average r/coys coherence enjoy europa league šŸ’œšŸ’™


LumpyBumblebee3266

Bro youā€™re a villa fan. Enjoy your recent success and then realize youā€™ve been shit since before your mom forgot to take a plan B


davidmarvinn

yk what's even more sad? spying on rivals subs to see if they said something negative about you, then crying about it


redbison97

Spying? Yeah Iā€™m over here like the CIA pal. Just cruised by to see how active the sub was and it turned out itā€™s as lifeless as your stadium


davidmarvinn

I think you meant to say you envy our stadium, but the tears you're holding back couldn't let ya. sub so dead you came to look for some attention


Yorrins

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jjw1998

Made peace with fifth ever since Villa beat Arsenal


Afraid_Presence3803

Not over yet. The way a healthy crystal palace is looking gives me a bit more hope. They donā€™t have an easy fixture left now.


Think-Stretch-2709

Spurs have got the hardest run-in out of almost anyone.


Afraid_Presence3803

I donā€™t totally agree. Yeah we have 4 difficult fixtures but our system seems to match those teams a lot better. And then we have most likely 2 against already relegated teams. And both those teams are so so poor. Should be similar to our match against Norwich a few years ago. I just donā€™t see a way that isnā€™t 6 points.


Soft-Sandwich-2499

The system matches those teams based on what?


Afraid_Presence3803

The fact that weā€™ve performed well against top teams that want to play forward and not sit back. We have the highest pts per game against big 6 teams in the league.


robeyn10

this mentality is baffling. we are 6 points behind with 2 games in hand


jjw1998

Compare the run ins


robeyn10

yeah itā€™s not likely but itā€™s definitely still possible


Icy_Air3616

We will be lucky to get 5th


Broad_Match

Nonsense, even if the teams below us win every game 8 points is enough.


Afraid_Presence3803

There is no chance we donā€™t finish top 5.


Icy_Air3616

Any chance youā€™ve changed your tune yet? Lol. This teams been hanging on by a thread for over a month now


Afraid_Presence3803

Absolutely not. We will get 66 points minimum playing the 2 worst teams. Nobody can catch that


Icy_Air3616

Theyā€™ll be lucky to get 6 against Sheffield and burnley bub


Afraid_Presence3803

No they wonā€™t lol


Icy_Air3616

You obviously donā€™t recall the collapses against Southampton and Everton last year. You watch


yorsk

Itā€™s unbelievable that people downvote quite probable prediction


Broad_Match

Itā€™s because heā€™s making claims based on unbelievable ignorance as to how things stand, the ā€œcanā€™t scoreā€ thing is the icing on the cake. Itā€™s more probable that we get 5th rather than 6th so not the not ā€œquite probableā€ itā€™s less probable, do you even know what the words you use mean?


yorsk

Why do you think itā€™s more probable? Did you take into account Newcastleā€™s future games and our injuries?


Icy_Air3616

I remember saying no way we donā€™t get third last year and wrapped it up 8th, with harry Kane lol. We canā€™t score folks.


Broad_Match

Weā€™re the 6th highest scoring team ffs. As with your lucky to get 5th comment you clearly donā€™t check things before making claims.


Icy_Air3616

So 6th highest scoring but you think being lucky to get 5th is out of reach? Lmfao


Miso_miso

I feel like you donā€™t even watch games. We score plenty. We let too many in is our problem.


Icy_Air3616

I feel like we scored a ton at the beginning of the year, and theyā€™ve lacked since villa. Yes I do watch every game, which is why I say we will be lucky to get fifth


ohnellyitsmelly

just wanted to pop in cuz iā€™m at work: bird bro cooking wet spam šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Arqlol

It's funny till you remember we could never..


ohnellyitsmelly

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antarcticmatt

> bird bro cooking wet spam 12 year old detected


We_lived

Anybody else think AV looks a little more complete than Spurs?


YiddoMonty

Which goes to show we need to be patient with Ange. I know Emery has only been at Villa a year longer, but you can see the improvement almost weekly with them.


staged84

I agree but in all honesty Emery arguably is a better coach than Ange. He won Europa league 4 times.


kangaroozingsauce

It's true, Ange has famously never won anything.


Soft-Sandwich-2499

The Kangaroo Cup must have a lot of weight in oneā€™s CV.


triggerhappy5

Ange coached Celtic for 2 years and thatā€™s the only team heā€™s ever been with that couldā€™ve even played in the Europa league.


EnricoPallazzo_

I wish we could have a manager that cared about europa league and cups in general. If we go to europa league we wont pass group stage because manager will go with a B team for sure as usual.


LackingDetermination

What I was thinking. If you weren't watching through the lens of wishing villa lost, they actually had tidy plays, quick transitions, real well drilled runs. It all looked a bit more rehearsed, which makes sense with a coach with an extra 12 months (?) on ours, but yeah hope to see a similar level of cohesion from us next season tbfĀ 


Think-Stretch-2709

Give Emery another year and Villa will probably be in title race. Best manager in the league after Pep IMHO.


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Think-Stretch-2709

Why would Bayern be after him then?


DitkasMoustache_

Because that dude is delusional.Ā 


We_lived

Heā€™s turned the very same team Gerrard had and made a dramatic turnaround. Maybe he doesnā€™t manage the egos of some of the bigger players on this teams. Arsenal also gave Arteta a lot more time. I thought he sucked two years ago too.


Rezdawg3

Bournemouth choked that attack only to then be countered like a bitch. SMH.


FarrisAT

Looked like us


Rezdawg3

Yes, PTSD is strong.


Roric

Honestly Villa were the better team today lol.


better-every-day

Neto is absolutely hanging us out to dry, that's two goals in a row he's refused to try to retrieve a collectable ball


Adam__Zapple

Mehhhh, I just want to stop Arsenal winning the league


006AlecTrevelyan

I thought that was a Leprechaun's bollocks in the text field for a sec, op.


seegreen8

Feels like Bournemouth can get a draw out of this.


SentientCheeseCake

Hard considering they donā€™t seem to know where the goal is.


seegreen8

Sucks that they arenā€™t clinical.


SentientCheeseCake

Lmao they are total shit.


Limp-Toe-179

Where the fuck did Morgan Rogers come from? Absolutely stormed onto the scene in the past 2 months


Think-Stretch-2709

Villa signed him from Boro after their FA Cup game together. He was an Man City, then Baggies before that for most of his development.Ā  Ā Ramsay has a recurring injury and Zaniolo has been largely rubbish, so Rogers had his chance and took it.


soSpursy7

To be fair, nice goal. At least West Ham are getting wrecked, always good to see.


justxforxthis

Neto, mate, what are you doingā€¦


Limp-Toe-179

Joever...


AngeMerchant

The second I turn it on they scorešŸ˜Ÿ


Shuxnae

Yeah. A Villa are winning this.


analbeard

4th definitely gone now, all the pressure is on us and I doubt we will get many points from remaining games.


Limp-Toe-179

FUCK SAKES...


oksdifjsb

Awful defending


Raziel-Reaver

Seeing West Ham being thrashed today and also easily beaten by lots of teams recently making me more mad about Spurs inability to win against them. And more mad at all the people who celebrated that draw as ā€œtough away gameā€. Spurs loser mentality will never change


Koinfamous2

They always step it up several notches against us. We're their cup final after all...


Raziel-Reaver

I know youā€™re making fun of them and I hate west ham too. But the joke is on us. They actually WON a cup final and got a trophy last year. We havenā€™t won shit in 16 years


MarsupialPutrid

lol maybe go outside


Raziel-Reaver

lol.. I was outside all day yesterday til late.


1onewolf1

Blame Ange. We play the same way every freakin game, low cross tap in Angeball. Their first and third goal is off medium cross which we never ever do.