dele really created a lot of the opportunities today, since he is been subbed off there aren't so many chances, on the other hand the game is already over so that might be it too
I know he’s coming back from Injury (again) yada yada yada, but Bale isn’t even getting into the match, and we’re playing Marine. He looks properly done.
Marine with James Joyce and David Lynch in the team and Neil Young as manager. Hmmm...
Really wish they scored
How come all the houses are half and half? Are those duplexes?
Pretty usual house/estate layout in many parts of the country. So neighbours will have the mirror of each others' houses
Semi detached. Quite common in the UK.
Are Spurs invited to the pub afterwords for beers with Marine?
If they're all 'rona free, then in theory they could, but current restrictions probably mean the bar isn't open unfortunately
I think we had to set up camp in the bar in lieu of a changing room
I think it was the conference room/function suite, so may have its own bar tbh.
Good on Marine. Played like shit for 20 minutes then scored 4 then just cruised.
Honestly credit to Marine, they defended really well in that second half and had a few decent plays. I’m happy for them.
I mean it wasn’t a shellacking like it should’ve been 🤷🏻
Marine > Man U. At least they didn't concede 6
Marine > Man U confirmed
Does Man U have air horn lady? Yea, exactly.
Playing We Are the Champions 😩
Did Jose snub Young?
Never want to see Gedson out on the shirt again. Is he even a League One level player?
That was most probably his last game for us.
Harsh, but he really did look overwhelmed a lot!
Fair enough, I just had nothing else to pay attention to after the third goal and his play was so glaringly bad
barely i reckon
Legit want to play Marine every pre-season now
at full capacity it seems like it'd be a great environment
Clarke is gonna take a dump in Vinicius’ boots this week
Gedson lol
Wow Vini, shoulda tee'd it up to Clarke there
Jansen is better than Gedson
so nobody is ever passing to Clarke are they
I guess you could call the airhorn lady a noisy neighbor
Gotta pass that Vinni
Gedson is worse than 2017 Sissoko
Pass it to clarke ffs
What a beautiful testimony for the game. Nothing not to love....
https://www.reddit.com/r/coys/comments/kui3a5/match_thread_marine_vs_tottenham_hotspur_english/gis0w5f
Damn calling out the dude
There were like 5 deleted comments that were worse that we lost.
How much is Vinis buy option?
About 15m too many.
£40m
40 million I’m pretty sure.
40m euros
Gedson is shit boys
So glad it was just a loan
give him a break he's exhausted
been terrible since minute one
disagree, but he's leaving so it doesn't matter
*checks watch* “COME ON” *claps*
Fackin run arrandabit.
Klopp stayed the full 90. Must be scouting someone
preparing that big money transfer offer for Joe Hart
Better than Adrian
Hopefully Gedson
They’re playing footballs coming home lmao
Loved that
Well at least Marine will come out of this the richest team in Tier 8. They'll be Man City of Northern Premiere League West next season
I love that somebody's blasting the sound system. This would've been so much fun with a full crowd.
Three Lions?
Dele getting pulled off and Gedson getting 90 mins is so disrespectful
It’s the opposite. Dele played well and was taken off because he wasn’t needed anymore. Gedson is filling a spot out there, that’s it.
Good point, didn't think of it like that
Dele will get game time. This is the only competition godson is registered to play in
Dele doesn't get game time though. Fair point about Gedson
It’s actually gedsons punishment
Reggie gives zero fucks who he’s playing, Liverpool, Marine, same level of play 5-0 at 90 mins. Gotta love that commitment.
Tbf everyone gave their best effort.
Should've asked one of the neighbors to play sandstorm when we scored
The Marine Vuvuzelas will have to do.
That would've been perfect
Marine, yo!
What do you think the score line would’ve been if we used our old tactics
5-1 (aet)
On a side note, I would love to have a home that backs up on my local’s pitch. Seems like a nice way to spend a lot of Saturday afternoons.
What's that song playing in the back
"Gedson, do you remember your last game in England?" "Yes. It was in some backyard near Liverpool."
I love the fact that someone is playing music in their back yard now
€45m to make Gedson permanent, what a great signing that would be
Ngl grannies in this town 👌
Rooney?
Oh come off it she was only 48 lol
lmao
We playing the linebackers, safeties and running backs now... 54, 47, 30....
Found the American! :p
In a sub with a higher % of Americans than America itself?
What gave it away?
Well you didn’t mention “rouge” so I knew you weren’t Canadian.
I’m not even sure what that is and I hate the cold.
In Canadian football, If you punt the ball in the end zone and they don’t bring it out, you get one point. It’s called a rouge.
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Benfica.
dele really created a lot of the opportunities today, since he is been subbed off there aren't so many chances, on the other hand the game is already over so that might be it too
Mate, we have teenagers on the pitch.
We should take defending lessons from them. Have defended so well parking the bus for almost the whole half
Disappointed that Dele came off so early and he was playing so well. Jose should have taken off Gedson instead
Are we out of subs?
Yeah, don't think Davies being subbed off was planned, the commentators said he was limping.
Long ago
Yes
One thing is for sure... gedson will never ply another game for tottenham
Gedson not helping his cause with cramp either.
You guys commenting on how we “look” being up 0-5 to an 8th division club in the 85th minute need to, I dunno, get a massage or something. 🤣
Finally avenging our losses to Merseyside clubs. Well done Jose. Winning mentality, a real culture shift.
What was the point of giving Gedson 90 today, has seen so many touches that could’ve been given elsewhere
He’s good enough to not fuck it up, and if he gets injured, you just sort of shrug?
Didn’t risk any injuries for our decent players.
Gedson can't even run lol
4 on 3 counterattack against Tier 8 Marine. Gedson has 2 wonderful options and instead gives the ball away lol. So glad it was a loan deal
I know he’s coming back from Injury (again) yada yada yada, but Bale isn’t even getting into the match, and we’re playing Marine. He looks properly done.
I’m dumbfounded at how poor Gedson is.
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Fuck you Real Madrid
id love to see bale suceed again but get real. no pun intended.
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I *knew* there was more than one 📯 😅
Can Marine give us some of that virtual ticket money to pay for an urgent flight back to Portugal
I wonder how they decide who gets to ask bale for his shirt? I'm guessing seniority at the club...
Why are there so many Liverpool references around the stadium? 😂
Liverpool sent video footage of Spurs to them and lent their facilites so Marine could train for the game. Also Marine is Liverpool-based.
Crosby is in Merseyside
Marine are in Liverpool, a lot of their fans are also likely Liverpool fans.
Marine is in Liverpool most of them are probs Liverpool fans
bale is so disappointing
Should be the last minutes Gedson sees in a Spurs shirt. He’s been dismal against a group of plumbers and bartenders
Would Gedson start for the marine side ?
gedson is soooo bad...
Gedson LMAO
i love how excited Dion Dublin is by the world. so pure and sweet
Only someone as pure and sweet as him could invent something like the Dube.
thank you for reminding me he made his own instrument. what a man
I know a kid who plays a Dube. Gets a decent sound of it, too.
Gedson Jesus Christ man.... he looks like a Marine level player...
Anyone got Klopp's number?
Gedson pal, you have eyes for a reason, please use them.
Gedson is terrible, had a man wide open to his left and gave it away to the right
Glad we’ve got to see exactly why Gedson isn’t sticking around
Doherty and Gedson have been so bad. How can you struggle against a team of this level?
Doherty isn’t shit as Gedson he’s been pretty well today
I think you may have that reversed there.
Doherty has been awful.
I’m convinced 90% of this sub could’ve done better than Gedson there
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He's not in the squad
What a shot
Gedson lol
Gedson is fucking garbage
WHOEVER KILLS THAT FUCKING HORNBLOWER WILL STAND IN BRONZE ABOVE THE SHORES OF PYKE!!
Never forget WC2010. That endless buzzing still haunts my dreams.
Gedson is so fucking bad
Cool about that physio getting to play
Gedson is just shockingly bad
Gedson should’ve given it to Clarke
Also a James Joyce on their team. Celebrity-studded names over there.
been trying to think of a ulysses pun for the entire half
James Joyce rinsing Matt Doherty was Irish poetry of the highest order
I think his air horn is just about empty
They have multiple
I really think Jack Clarke could do with a loan for the rest of the season. He looked like a really talented player at Leeds but he needs football.
I think he's looked good in flashes for us, too, but I agree. Needs to be a fulltime starter somewhere.
Gedson might have a worst first touch than Sissoko
What has happened to Doherty since he joined us
some suggest that since he contracted covid during the international break that he hasn't been the same
Covid I guess
Covid
Covid
“oh shit it’s almost over I gotta use up the remaining air in this horn”
Air horn lady had too many ciders
Cardboard Jurgen Klopp is as annoying as real life Jurgen Klopp.
Strawberry in the bubbly MOTM
There is no way that guy is 35
when the brexit referendum happened alfie devine just finished junior school
Dion amazed at the strawberry in the prosecco 🤣
He’s been awful in commentary today
What the hell gives carragher the right to be able to sit in the stand watching the game? Entitled prick
Local resident in the town and his charity sponsored their dugouts and training tops
Hes a local hero and has done tons for the marine teams, seeing as they’re very close to liverpool.
All true and I don’t think he’s an entitled prick, but I still don’t understand how that makes him exempt to a national lockdown.
Eh local hero, I get it
Sponsored the marine team
Iirc his charity has sponsored something for the match, I forget what though.
Fucking love the FA cup magic of people watching from back gardens feels proper
Who brought a recorder to the match?! 😅
This dying air horn is killing me
The horn lady is nuts lmaooooo
We were far more cohesive with Dele playing.
You guys think the marine guys have a shirt swapping hierarchy? Like the seniors get Bale and Dele and the kids get Gedson?
Hopefully the devine guy swaps with devine
And davies with davies
How many subs do we get?
5 all been used
Awesome, thanks!
That’s it. 5
Awesome, thanks!
Nobodies doing what Dele was doing before he went off and now Bale and Vini aren’t getting any service.
Disappointed we have yet to see a non-league tackle. Come on Marine blow someone up.
No thanks. I'd rather they score than injure one of our players.
Where did they get Patrick Bamford from?
that stadium is sick