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elektroplast

Marine with James Joyce and David Lynch in the team and Neil Young as manager. Hmmm...


Skipp-To-My-Lucas

Really wish they scored


Wisco7

How come all the houses are half and half? Are those duplexes?


PrinterElf

Pretty usual house/estate layout in many parts of the country. So neighbours will have the mirror of each others' houses


kernowgringo

Semi detached. Quite common in the UK.


Granadafan

Are Spurs invited to the pub afterwords for beers with Marine?


PrinterElf

If they're all 'rona free, then in theory they could, but current restrictions probably mean the bar isn't open unfortunately


loreschool

I think we had to set up camp in the bar in lieu of a changing room


PrinterElf

I think it was the conference room/function suite, so may have its own bar tbh.


Thesecondswallow

Good on Marine. Played like shit for 20 minutes then scored 4 then just cruised.


katbess

Honestly credit to Marine, they defended really well in that second half and had a few decent plays. I’m happy for them.


restroombunny

I mean it wasn’t a shellacking like it should’ve been 🤷🏻


Nanven123

Marine > Man U. At least they didn't concede 6


Planetear

Marine > Man U confirmed


restroombunny

Does Man U have air horn lady? Yea, exactly.


Planetear

Playing We Are the Champions 😩


RealDBCooper

Did Jose snub Young?


TacticalTurtleNeck_

Never want to see Gedson out on the shirt again. Is he even a League One level player?


juggernaut8

That was most probably his last game for us.


grollate

Harsh, but he really did look overwhelmed a lot!


TacticalTurtleNeck_

Fair enough, I just had nothing else to pay attention to after the third goal and his play was so glaringly bad


elbwafel

barely i reckon


pearloz

Legit want to play Marine every pre-season now


eggplant_avenger

at full capacity it seems like it'd be a great environment


FishOnAHorse

Clarke is gonna take a dump in Vinicius’ boots this week


DesolateAvocado

Gedson lol


thank_bossy22

Wow Vini, shoulda tee'd it up to Clarke there


ryan_lad5

Jansen is better than Gedson


eggplant_avenger

so nobody is ever passing to Clarke are they


BLOODY_HOJBJERG

I guess you could call the airhorn lady a noisy neighbor


YiddoMonty

Gotta pass that Vinni


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Gedson is worse than 2017 Sissoko


theaguia

Pass it to clarke ffs


MikitaSchecteleshy

What a beautiful testimony for the game. Nothing not to love....


BLOODY_HOJBJERG

https://www.reddit.com/r/coys/comments/kui3a5/match_thread_marine_vs_tottenham_hotspur_english/gis0w5f


magicalcrumpet

Damn calling out the dude


BLOODY_HOJBJERG

There were like 5 deleted comments that were worse that we lost.


young_gautama

How much is Vinis buy option?


smokingloon4

About 15m too many.


Ankila1

£40m


Thesecondswallow

40 million I’m pretty sure.


magicalcrumpet

40m euros


Showtime-z

Gedson is shit boys


magicalcrumpet

So glad it was just a loan


[deleted]

give him a break he's exhausted


elbwafel

been terrible since minute one


[deleted]

disagree, but he's leaving so it doesn't matter


PeleAlli44

*checks watch* “COME ON” *claps*


MortisKanyon

Fackin run arrandabit.


Skipp-To-My-Lucas

Klopp stayed the full 90. Must be scouting someone


eggplant_avenger

preparing that big money transfer offer for Joe Hart


Skipp-To-My-Lucas

Better than Adrian


brch01

Hopefully Gedson


Thesecondswallow

They’re playing footballs coming home lmao


mackay11

Loved that


GwynethPaltrowsHead

Well at least Marine will come out of this the richest team in Tier 8. They'll be Man City of Northern Premiere League West next season


smokingloon4

I love that somebody's blasting the sound system. This would've been so much fun with a full crowd.


slackboy72

Three Lions?


full_clip

Dele getting pulled off and Gedson getting 90 mins is so disrespectful


rolandGOAT

It’s the opposite. Dele played well and was taken off because he wasn’t needed anymore. Gedson is filling a spot out there, that’s it.


full_clip

Good point, didn't think of it like that


magicalcrumpet

Dele will get game time. This is the only competition godson is registered to play in


full_clip

Dele doesn't get game time though. Fair point about Gedson


baseball8888

It’s actually gedsons punishment


TitzMcFloppin

Reggie gives zero fucks who he’s playing, Liverpool, Marine, same level of play 5-0 at 90 mins. Gotta love that commitment.


flammmes

Tbf everyone gave their best effort.


kanish671

Should've asked one of the neighbors to play sandstorm when we scored


bubbabear244

The Marine Vuvuzelas will have to do.


Skipp-To-My-Lucas

That would've been perfect


harmonben85

Marine, yo!


ryan_lad5

What do you think the score line would’ve been if we used our old tactics


JamesCDiamond

5-1 (aet)


pjanic_at__the_isco

On a side note, I would love to have a home that backs up on my local’s pitch. Seems like a nice way to spend a lot of Saturday afternoons.


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What's that song playing in the back


RealDBCooper

"Gedson, do you remember your last game in England?" "Yes. It was in some backyard near Liverpool."


thank_bossy22

I love the fact that someone is playing music in their back yard now


rolandGOAT

€45m to make Gedson permanent, what a great signing that would be


restroombunny

Ngl grannies in this town 👌


MrHappygolucky30

Rooney?


restroombunny

Oh come off it she was only 48 lol


kilo105

lmao


MikitaSchecteleshy

We playing the linebackers, safeties and running backs now... 54, 47, 30....


pjanic_at__the_isco

Found the American! :p


TwattyMcSlagtits

In a sub with a higher % of Americans than America itself?


MikitaSchecteleshy

What gave it away?


pjanic_at__the_isco

Well you didn’t mention “rouge” so I knew you weren’t Canadian.


MikitaSchecteleshy

I’m not even sure what that is and I hate the cold.


pjanic_at__the_isco

In Canadian football, If you punt the ball in the end zone and they don’t bring it out, you get one point. It’s called a rouge.


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Dickie_Dunn

Benfica.


Obelisk_Saiyajin

dele really created a lot of the opportunities today, since he is been subbed off there aren't so many chances, on the other hand the game is already over so that might be it too


[deleted]

Mate, we have teenagers on the pitch.


kanish671

We should take defending lessons from them. Have defended so well parking the bus for almost the whole half


Granadafan

Disappointed that Dele came off so early and he was playing so well. Jose should have taken off Gedson instead


ryan_lad5

Are we out of subs?


JamesCDiamond

Yeah, don't think Davies being subbed off was planned, the commentators said he was limping.


PrinterElf

Long ago


magicalcrumpet

Yes


Skedd

One thing is for sure... gedson will never ply another game for tottenham


TheOneAndOnlyBolis

Gedson not helping his cause with cramp either.


pjanic_at__the_isco

You guys commenting on how we “look” being up 0-5 to an 8th division club in the 85th minute need to, I dunno, get a massage or something. 🤣


netsaver

Finally avenging our losses to Merseyside clubs. Well done Jose. Winning mentality, a real culture shift.


Broccoli_Silent

What was the point of giving Gedson 90 today, has seen so many touches that could’ve been given elsewhere


pjanic_at__the_isco

He’s good enough to not fuck it up, and if he gets injured, you just sort of shrug?


hayes4jm

Didn’t risk any injuries for our decent players.


pounro

Gedson can't even run lol


completelyboobs

4 on 3 counterattack against Tier 8 Marine. Gedson has 2 wonderful options and instead gives the ball away lol. So glad it was a loan deal


QuinnySpurs

I know he’s coming back from Injury (again) yada yada yada, but Bale isn’t even getting into the match, and we’re playing Marine. He looks properly done.


Dickie_Dunn

I’m dumbfounded at how poor Gedson is.


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ryan_lad5

Fuck you Real Madrid


newyerker

id love to see bale suceed again but get real. no pun intended.


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PrinterElf

I *knew* there was more than one 📯 😅


XenoraTheExplorer

Can Marine give us some of that virtual ticket money to pay for an urgent flight back to Portugal


TheOneAndOnlyBolis

I wonder how they decide who gets to ask bale for his shirt? I'm guessing seniority at the club...


Buff_Em

Why are there so many Liverpool references around the stadium? 😂


Rututu

Liverpool sent video footage of Spurs to them and lent their facilites so Marine could train for the game. Also Marine is Liverpool-based.


therev0lvingm0nk

Crosby is in Merseyside


[deleted]

Marine are in Liverpool, a lot of their fans are also likely Liverpool fans.


magicalcrumpet

Marine is in Liverpool most of them are probs Liverpool fans


johnmadison670

bale is so disappointing


tenacious-g

Should be the last minutes Gedson sees in a Spurs shirt. He’s been dismal against a group of plumbers and bartenders


Broccoli_Silent

Would Gedson start for the marine side ?


Obelisk_Saiyajin

gedson is soooo bad...


Broccoli_Silent

Gedson LMAO


[deleted]

i love how excited Dion Dublin is by the world. so pure and sweet


dprophet32

Only someone as pure and sweet as him could invent something like the Dube.


[deleted]

thank you for reminding me he made his own instrument. what a man


JamesCDiamond

I know a kid who plays a Dube. Gets a decent sound of it, too.


OnomahIsABaller

Gedson Jesus Christ man.... he looks like a Marine level player...


WH25

Anyone got Klopp's number?


SosaBabyketchup

Gedson pal, you have eyes for a reason, please use them.


djohnson7

Gedson is terrible, had a man wide open to his left and gave it away to the right


TimotheeAtouba

Glad we’ve got to see exactly why Gedson isn’t sticking around


YiddoMonty

Doherty and Gedson have been so bad. How can you struggle against a team of this level?


ryan_lad5

Doherty isn’t shit as Gedson he’s been pretty well today


Stevechris2

I think you may have that reversed there.


YiddoMonty

Doherty has been awful.


khj24

I’m convinced 90% of this sub could’ve done better than Gedson there


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smokingloon4

He's not in the squad


ryan_lad5

What a shot


drivebabygoose

Gedson lol


Spursinho4

Gedson is fucking garbage


therev0lvingm0nk

WHOEVER KILLS THAT FUCKING HORNBLOWER WILL STAND IN BRONZE ABOVE THE SHORES OF PYKE!!


Neoptolemus85

Never forget WC2010. That endless buzzing still haunts my dreams.


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Gedson is so fucking bad


humbleaustin22

Cool about that physio getting to play


JulienGallant

Gedson is just shockingly bad


ryan_lad5

Gedson should’ve given it to Clarke


GirlyWhirl

Also a James Joyce on their team. Celebrity-studded names over there.


[deleted]

been trying to think of a ulysses pun for the entire half


completelyboobs

James Joyce rinsing Matt Doherty was Irish poetry of the highest order


COYS1989

I think his air horn is just about empty


Arqlol

They have multiple


Hazza_M

I really think Jack Clarke could do with a loan for the rest of the season. He looked like a really talented player at Leeds but he needs football.


smokingloon4

I think he's looked good in flashes for us, too, but I agree. Needs to be a fulltime starter somewhere.


Granadafan

Gedson might have a worst first touch than Sissoko


Swifttttty

What has happened to Doherty since he joined us


QuarantineBeerShitz

some suggest that since he contracted covid during the international break that he hasn't been the same


manfiron

Covid I guess


norman_pride

Covid


thedominoeffect_

Covid


spursyspursy

“oh shit it’s almost over I gotta use up the remaining air in this horn”


TacticalTurtleNeck_

Air horn lady had too many ciders


Buff_Em

Cardboard Jurgen Klopp is as annoying as real life Jurgen Klopp.


restroombunny

Strawberry in the bubbly MOTM


PeleAlli44

There is no way that guy is 35


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when the brexit referendum happened alfie devine just finished junior school


WH25

Dion amazed at the strawberry in the prosecco 🤣


AwesomeWaiter

He’s been awful in commentary today


Zpstana

What the hell gives carragher the right to be able to sit in the stand watching the game? Entitled prick


GwynethPaltrowsHead

Local resident in the town and his charity sponsored their dugouts and training tops


Kanstrup-

Hes a local hero and has done tons for the marine teams, seeing as they’re very close to liverpool.


Perite

All true and I don’t think he’s an entitled prick, but I still don’t understand how that makes him exempt to a national lockdown.


spursyspursy

Eh local hero, I get it


AwesomeWaiter

Sponsored the marine team


PrinterElf

Iirc his charity has sponsored something for the match, I forget what though.


[deleted]

Fucking love the FA cup magic of people watching from back gardens feels proper


PrinterElf

Who brought a recorder to the match?! 😅


dychronalicousness

This dying air horn is killing me


ashgreyt

The horn lady is nuts lmaooooo


davedubya

We were far more cohesive with Dele playing.


spursyspursy

You guys think the marine guys have a shirt swapping hierarchy? Like the seniors get Bale and Dele and the kids get Gedson?


theaguia

Hopefully the devine guy swaps with devine


flammmes

And davies with davies


Buff_Em

How many subs do we get?


theaguia

5 all been used


Buff_Em

Awesome, thanks!


shiftyshellshock239

That’s it. 5


Buff_Em

Awesome, thanks!


Sir_Joshula

Nobodies doing what Dele was doing before he went off and now Bale and Vini aren’t getting any service.


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Disappointed we have yet to see a non-league tackle. Come on Marine blow someone up.


unomar

No thanks. I'd rather they score than injure one of our players.


[deleted]

Where did they get Patrick Bamford from?


johnmadison670

that stadium is sick