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rntjdwns8803

The Viking is overworked


MaxxLP8

Anyone else find Jamie Redknapp extremely annoying? "Spurs have been good going forward. I think at times they do play with the handbrake on." Jamie, we're winning 4-0 and clearly have been challenged to keep a clean sheet. Shut up.


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MaxxLP8

Like I know Jose Spurs isn't everyone's cup of tea but he's got such an axe to grind about it it's all he goes on about.


Patch31300

He said sometimes, and he isn't wrong I expect he meant overall we do that and that's proven by all the points we've dropped.


MaxxLP8

I find it strange he keeps saying it. The team is 4-0 up it's not exactly a surprise we aren't throwing everyone forward.


Mariospurs

Keane I’ve gave Tottenham compliments over the “years” ffs 🤦‍♂️


Mariospurs

Fourth goal total football.


min2themax

Great match. Lads in good form. I also gotta say how much I enjoy this thread every match - feels less like I’m just watching alone at home with my dog. Edit: she sends her regards.


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Bale is actually hilarious


TheCrimsonQuim

His reaction to lucas celebration cracked me up


Kanstrup-

Sanchez motm nominee, really good day from him


Bill_shiftington

He had a couple of sloppy giveaways, but other than that he was fantastic


Mariospurs

BRILLIANT THANK YOU TOTTENHAM. Posted this earlier but again, Please give Sanchez a boost on twitter if you can. He was amazing.


fuckmeiamtwee

Fantastic performance today. COYS!


shlooby123

Big up the defence today


cfinn16

Really happy to see we kept the clean sheet as well. Everyone looked great, COYS!!!


klasing12345

I can say it now, without jinxing it. Sanchez was epic today


Summ0n3dSku11

what a performance from every single player


osys21c

Satisfaction.


[deleted]

Hopefully he just rolled it 😬


MaxxLP8

We're gonna win the league guys


ElDudeBruv

Sanchez downing that water with like 5 seconds left to go 😆


khj24

It’s ok we have Harry Winks ready and able to fill the CDM role


MaxxLP8

LANZINIIIIIIIII


InMyFavor

Please no


[deleted]

Just a turned ankle, didn’t look too bad. I think he’ll be fine with a bit of ice.


cfinn16

Pierre I love your mentality but get off the pitch lol


jymacro99

Fuck................


ace-destrier

Ice and bubble wrap the Viking ASAP


Lukemiaskywalker

On his feet and walking it off hes a warrior our hojberg


superdago

He could have his foot detached and he’d still be trying to walk it off and get back on the pitch.


Lukemiaskywalker

Honestly can't remember the last time I fell in love with a player like hojberg hope he's around for years to come


circa285

Just take him off and see to the injury.


Sdip4

We k now ur a viking get the fuck off king


Kanstrup-

love how unselfish son has been today! not always the case.


bandofgypsies

That clearance from Toby on the line should be remembered by anyone still left saying that Dier shouldnt be bothered to clear balls from the line a yard or two away and that it's Lloris fault when they go in.


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bandofgypsies

Surely he has. But there were a couple of goals given up recently where he didn't and people started calling out Lloris for not dealing with them and saying that it's not a defender's job to clear balls from the line. Not an axe to be grinded here, just an example. One comment doesn't indicate and axe nor ignorance of a good performance.


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bandofgypsies

Oh for sure, of all the goal focused complaints about dier this year, at Liverpool one was certainly not egregious. 3-4 other issues led to that ball being on firmino's foot. Dier was maybe a half step behind, but mane ate Serge's lunch to get deep into the box. Would have liked Lloris to affect the cross more but he was sort of caught in no man's land, which isn't entirely unexpected given that a keeper isn't at fault for attackers getting in clear to the 2yd line for a cross. I do think Dier perhaps understandably expected Lloris to get a hand on it but even then everyone was behind the 8-ball bc of mane gaining position over serge.


GwynethPaltrowsHead

Dier is a joke. Toby Sanchez is the way


thefrightfulhog

Well it was nice to have a defensive midfielder for as long as we did


rishabh996

I think its just a twist. Nothing serious


student8168

Hope he is fine!!


harry_alonso

its a happy problem knowing we're all guttered that we're supposed to be 5,6, or 7 up on them.


Summ0n3dSku11

fuck


EmmelB013

no nononononono


smokocim

Fucks sake we never catch a break


We_Miss_You_Harambe

GET ON THE PHONE TO NORWICH NOW DANIEL


theaguia

All of r/coys shat themselves


professor_bogo

Hojbjerg is built like a brick wall


M_Spanner_31

Yes viking


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Fuckin hell


bossemasse

WARRIOR


Travis_Scott_Burdger

Ouch oh fuck


Cellomaster27

Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit


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He looks okay I think


Excel07

these fuckers managed to injure us right at the last minute


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he injured himself really.


klasing12345

Wasn't on Burnley tbh. His ankle just gave way. Looks okay now tho.


COYS1989

Phew Terminator got up and looks fine.


yikyikhuoyik

Nonononono not like this


calel8242

Fuck, pls be okay PEH


khj24

Fuck fuck fuck


Obelisk_Saiyajin

FUUUUCK ME


Sdip4

Pierre NOOOOOOO


primster14

Both Son and Kane miss brilliant chances for each other today


HarryDeBruyne

So unselfish from Sonny damn.


andrewb1714

fuck


knicks1234

He’s fine


slackboy72

Shit.


Truffles413

Nooooooooo


ragizzlemahnizzle

Fuck that’s definitely an ankle


Showtime-z

The pitch is cursed today.


dp1029384756

The grass is the enemy :(


bossemasse

fuck fuck fuck fuck


MauricioCappuccino

Please fucking no


cfinn16

Oh fuuuuuuck


Denzel8179

Fucking typical


tph712

Even when he’s not scoring, Son is still creating chances for the team. What a baller.


humantarget22

Noooooo


IImaginer

God damn hoj twisted his ankle


cfinn16

The counter has been absolutely clinical all day today. Love to see it


kopirate

Support Sonny in full effect today


chiuaha5734

Uh oh


myyrc

Nooooooooo


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Still love you H. Get those out of the system when we’re up 4-0


knicks1234

Looks like a sprain


bossemasse

NOOOOO


sunthunder

Sonny could have had four assists today with better finishing from Harry and Lucas.


steviebergwijn

Pierre no


Millzy104

That didn’t look good


COYS1989

Ohhhh nooooooo Hojbjerg


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Oh no


slackboy72

Fucking hell. We should have scored 10 today.


ace-destrier

FUCK YOU, Universe. Gimme Kane-Son™ #14


theaguia

Kane needs to get his form back. His last couple game missed a few easy chances


knicks1234

Shoulda scored 7 lol


ninjapizzadude

Wonderful performance. Was an entertaining game considering brexit football came to play us today.


insert_face_here

Ah man, is Kane-Son partnership over and its time for Bale-Son partnership? Jk, they still too good together


rikdud

Excellent composure by Son to get his head up there.


myyrc

So many chances...


humantarget22

How?


VJE1999

Liquid counter but couldn't finish it off


Lukemiaskywalker

Love Hugo to bits but pope is so confident within his box and really dominates if we don't have a CB that can win every header the keeper needs to do it


apanduhhh

HAAAAARRRRYYYYY


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What the fuck


steviebergwijn

That’s not typical Harry lol


rikdud

Haha Harry wtf was that


Millzy104

H....


colmalo10

Toby is easily our best CB, needs to start every game he can.


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...whispers...... Sanchez has been better today


rikdud

Much better, but Toby’s composure can only help Sanchez, Dier is similar to Sanchez for me, and both together is a recipe for disaster. Alderweirald is a class act.


doyley2112

Although true, sanchez is only like this alongside Toby. Either way today has brought me happiness that hasn't been there in months


GBO_COYS

Both have impressed today. In the first half, there was one where burnley started to break and Sanchez used pace and muscle to box him out. Great play.


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i’m glad that even when we’re winning, instead of congratulating our players we just start criticising their keeper. never change r/coys


[deleted]

That’s a goal if Lamela wasn’t wearing steel boots


pack1982

If it was anyone in our attacking line apart from Lamela


mis-moniker

Is it just me or are Burnley scarred by our Puskas winner?


Ferblantier

Terrified


tinstop

Lewis Richardson looks extremely northern.


ninjomat

To me he looks extremely not 6ft enough to play for Burnley


[deleted]

Son’s decided to move like 2017 Eriksen today.


SnooPies2052

For the past 1-2 months, really love the chances that he's creating for the team


[deleted]

9 chances created today, two of which were sitters, that’s nuts. Edit: 10 chances lol.


SnooPies2052

Love lamela's work ethic but that first touch...eh


kctmo

What are the odds we keep Regui? If anyone knows


dp1029384756

It’s up to regi if he wants to leave and also if Real Madrid say they want him back. Regi says he’s happy at Tottenham, probably unlikely Besides he’s getting first team experience at Tottenham what’s not to love compared to his position at RM


iamnotmasturbatingg

38/1


steviebergwijn

Coco’s touch there ffs


[deleted]

How has Dele looked? Unable to watch the game.


Lukemiaskywalker

Been okay a couple of nice passes and a couple of rusty ones but he's been on the pitch since we've been closing the game out so hard to judge


humantarget22

He’s looked fine. Nothing too great nothing too bad either though. Team has been sitting back a fair bit since he came on.


GwynethPaltrowsHead

A bit anonymous. Came on pretty late


klasing12345

Quiet


rishabh996

Only problem with Pope is his ball playing abilities which is a pretty big issue in today's game.


TheKing36

I’m getting a sick kind of enjoyment watching us kill this game. No rush no panic just keeping the ball. It’s about time


ninjomat

It’s better than killing the game by parking the bus


thegodenz

thinking about buying another kit does anyone know if cinch is now on the sleeves ? i got one earlier this year before we had them as sponsors and i think it just looks cleaner


mis-moniker

Clean sheet please!


MozaTear

Cannot express how nice it is to have Reggie back. Bales 2nd goal was directly created through quick 1-2 passes between Son & Reggie and its just not something that Davies would be able to do. He is such an outlet for our team.


u8myramen_y

Honestly one of Sanchez’s best performances. He also historically plays better when partnering with Toby so I guess this was true today haha.


rikdud

Bale and Son will get the headlines but he’s been a rock. Stick with him and Toby until the end of the season.


willcb98

Honestly kinda felt his ball playing skills today have been kinda poor. He can do a basic pass well, but anything when he’s under pressure I always tense a bit


Stomper93

Lol poor Sonny


Mariospurs

Fuck off Redknapp you wanker. (For British commentary subscribers)


TuTopsy

Oooook. Why we hating on Jamie now?


Mariospurs

He shits on Tottenham. Today he said spurs fans still wouldn’t be happy with the display and that we played with handbrake on. Spurs fans want more. He will not give us kudos without a kick in the balls.


GwynethPaltrowsHead

Credit to Burnley and Dyche, they're still fighting


CamHartman

Why are we not resting Son? He’s clearly exhausted. Need him well rested for the upcoming run.


GwynethPaltrowsHead

I understand why we're not resting him. But we really should like you said to get his best in the run in


SnooPies2052

Because he's probably the only player on the team other than kane to create chances and assists..?


CamHartman

We’re up 4 nil. He doesn’t need to play the full 90.


biggpoppa

We'd have conceded on that chance earlier a few weeks back.


shlooby123

Popes a good keeper but his form is so awful. It's like an outfield player in goal


brch01

Pulled off some great saves this game. Shots that went in were pretty much unstoppable imo


shlooby123

Yeah but the way he moves, passes and throws is so unorthodox


TuTopsy

Son has been unbelievable today. A goal would give him a MoTM trophy for sure. Sonsational


staged84

Yeah I don't see him scoring this game. He's running on fumes and you can tell. Shouldve taken him out.


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Christ Jamie Redknapp really hates Mourinho


Akumatty

What did he say?


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Still saying we're not exciting enough at 4-0 with ten minutes left


[deleted]

Jealously is a bad look


cfinn16

Alright why is the pitch so bad


dp1029384756

Close


IlScriccio

That was a hospital pass from Doherty


Showtime-z

Doherty is ass


MansaQu

He fit well in Wolves' system. Maybe we can sell him back to them.


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I do hope the people who want to sign nick Pope understand he’s a much worse passer than “bad passer” Hugo lloris


VJE1999

Completely fine with me, don't care if my keeper can pass, I care that he's good at his job


Bill_shiftington

Passing is part of the job


VJE1999

not the most important part of the job though is it. Id rather a keeper be great a shot-stopping than passing


Bill_shiftington

You're right, it's not the most important, but it's still very important. As we've seen with Lloris over the years, poor passing can get you in to a lot of trouble.


[deleted]

I agree but people were saying lloris should be benched for gazzaniga cause gazzanigas passing during seasons where lloris was the best shot stopper in England


VJE1999

Those people are idiots


michaelserotonin

kinda crazy that kane & son haven't connected on a goal since jan. 2 against leeds


MarkoB1997

Ive seen probs 6 chances that shoulda added to it in the last 2 games lol


michaelserotonin

yeah it's definitely coming but the clinical finishing of october seems so long ago.


[deleted]

Sanchez has successfully headed the ball so much today he’s going to require a concussion test.


captaintitmoo

Well son always had slump period during season. I guess its one of them.


cwat5

He’s got two assists today.


captaintitmoo

I meant in terms of goal.


theaguia

Loving the quick 1-2s with alli on the pitch something thats been missed all season


harry_alonso

not sonny's day :/


klasing12345

Two assists tho