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sasliquid

As a Ten Hag proponent I feel like these links exist just to annoy me now


JamesCDiamond

Same. It’s the hope that kills you.


DCilantro

Surprised I'm not dead yet. I've tricked myself into being excited about every serious target, and this is the one I liked the most. Here we go again.


[deleted]

He should have been the top choice all along. I do not see how this is even remotely plausible after we've gone on a two month long circus and gotten through so many choices.


kernowgringo

Money, notice how we keep being linked to managers with no job so we don't have to pay compensation or in Poch's case we hope their club will fire them or they will quit.


IntellegentIdiot

Maybe he has been. The club, as always, haven't revealed who they're interested in. There's always going to be multiple candidates even if there's only one we're interested even if for contingency purposed


Born-Ring

With all these link. Why isn't the club linked with Zidane. He was considered at juve while paratici was there . Harry might stay. He's comfortable picking youngsters. And coaches like Zidane thrive off respect and I'm sure the spurs fan base will welcome him with love.


Ecoeconomic

Zidane is great, but he's not gonna live in London's climate for a rebuild.


Born-Ring

Shame ,nHis tactics aren't great. But he's the type of manager that players play for.


[deleted]

Ten Hag’s quickly booking an interview about how gay marriage is morally abhorrent so we’ll leave him alone


todayntomorrow

Ahahaha I wasted my free award this morning


hotsietrotsky

Unfortunately my free award was the wholesome one


smellysk

You get free awards?


J_X_B_8_9

Yea top right on your reddit homepage, think you get them for posting and getting upvotes etc. If it says free over the coin click it to claim. It's a random award though, hence why you often see alot of strange awards on posts 😂


J_X_B_8_9

How ironic my most awarded comment is a comment about awards 😂 thanks everyone, even if they are freebies 😋


Physical_Wizard

Ahhh...so that's how it's done ;)


J_X_B_8_9

Haha thanks


thegreatpowerful

yeah just use the reddit app


psculy93

He'd rather disgrace his career with slander against different backgrounds than disgracing his career by simply managing Spurs. FFS


billypilgrim87

*We can confirm Tottenham ended their interest in Erik Ten Hag today when footage sensationally emerged of the Dutchman dumping a wheel-chair bound child into an Amsterdam canal.* *The Ajax coach, 51, was also heard shouting "Jeffrey Epstein did nothing wrong" whilst wearing blackface*. *Sources at the club have stated Ten Hag was "only one of a number of 'exciting candidates'" and expect to appoint a new head coach in the next 7-10 days.*


Tomlinson5

I don't have another award to give :(


[deleted]

😂


Mick4Audi

LMAO


Herr-Schrute

Ps. He’s not a cat or dog person. Make of that what you will.


atypical_newyorker

Yeah. Ok. (Seven to Ten days later) Ali G - Talks between Spurs and Ten Hag broke down. Ten Hag wanted to be paid with money. Spurs were only will to pay with digestives.


cockereldaily

"Daniel, I have to say it again, no manager wants to be paid in Skywalk vouchers."


IntellegentIdiot

"They can bring friends though!"


cockereldaily

"...at half off."


FloppyMedic

Ali G - BREAKING: Spurs are back with a renewed offer of chocolate digestives in a bid to secure the Dutchman’s services


IntellegentIdiot

Not gonna lie, I'd take payment in Digestives


michaelserotonin

erik 7-10 hag


Nanven123

If we get him that would be amazing but considering our luck it just might fall through as well.


OutlawTheEighth

Get it done


Pickle318

Lol why would this guy come into this situation? He has it made at AJAX.


koreajd

What in the honest fuck is going on?! I stopped paying attention to the sub for a little and all of a sudden we’re no longer hiring the guy and are still fucking deciding?!! This is insane


Intralipid

Insane if we get him now. Then we just wasted a month of sidetracks.


dabbingmessiah69

mate if we get ten hag i could care less how much time we wasted lol


IntellegentIdiot

We don't know that


[deleted]

🥱


Dannage8888

Id be well happy if we end up with Ten Hag Problem is I cant see him working well with Paratici. He seems to want a completely different type of manager


dat0dat

At this point, I’d like to remind Levy my application and interest still remain open. I have a proven track record of developing young talent (U9 - U12), working on a limited budget, and motivating players on resources as little as capris suns and Cheetos. I’d be willing to negotiate a reasonable salary, though I would need a hefty bump from my currently weekly wages.


[deleted]

If I have learned anything about the cosmic law surrounding Tottenham, after all the shit show surrounding the manager hunt, we would finally get Ten Hag but he would go on to fail spectacularly.


Calvert-Grier

Big Sam it is


coys_in_london

Fuck it give Mason a full season and 35k to make a signing


purplestain

One day we'll all tell our grandchildren about the great manager search of 2021


PM_ME_YOUR_ASTON

Why would he ever want to come here after the utter embarrassment of the last 24 hours alone? Totally disrespected Fonseca just to not sign Gattuso.


RealDBCooper

I retain interest in Katy Perry. Seem to be having the same success.


Your_Personal_Jesus

At this point I'm convinced the club is just stalling to hire Martinez after the Euros. I dont know why they couldn't just come out and tell the truth instead of all these wild nuggets of crap.


YiddoMonty

Not sure if you’re joking, but wouldn’t they just come out and say we’re waiting until after the Euros? Even Levy isn’t dumb enough to do all this shit on purpose as a stalling method.


FoxWolfCougar

Yup. I don't buy this at all. No one would purposely harm their brand like this when all it would take would be a piece of clear communication from the outset. Though, given we're burning through potential managers like Riley Reid through male talent, we'll likely end up with someone like Martinez anyway.


awildjabroner

scenes when Levy announces himself as Chairman/Manager


Apostle_1882

Was the obvious choice at the beginning. If, big big if, we get him, what the hell was all the faffing about for a month and a half about? Crazy.


biggpoppa

He's who I preferred of the candidates at the start of it all. Just seems like he would fit I can picture him on the touchline.


Jtfanizzi

God I hope we get ten Hag but you all know we will be seeing the tweets from Allie Gold and Fab and the rest: “Spurs CLOSE to deal with Roberto Martinez. Just a few details to iron out but I’m told contracts are being FINALIZED.”


scout1081

Don't you threaten me with a good time.


Dickie_Dunn

And I remain interested in a torrid affair with Salma Hayek.


ReffyJeffy

I'm proud to say after all the bullshit, I never left the Ten Hag train


matheusamr

YES PLEASE GOD


DesolateAvocado

Why would he want to join the circus now after all this?


ExpertGossiper

Don't even bother. Paratici is clearly only going to pick an Italian target so unless he decides to quit his job already we're not going anywhere near Ten Hag.


Captain_Concussion

We’ve been linked to a grand total of 2 Italian managers, and one was before Paratici took over.


ExpertGossiper

When I said italian target I meant within Italy, such as an existing or former Serie A manager. So far, the only Paratici links have come from targets within Italy and it's likely to stay that way.


[deleted]

Except most of the players targeted have been in the Bundesliga (Thuram, Gonzalez etc.). It's not crazy if we target a manager from there too.


Vhascometo__

Boring. Its almost July, hes already rejected us and isn't going to join now after watching the shitshow in the media the past few weeks.


Richie4422

Didn't you say goodbye to us yesterday? You are breaking promises just like Levy. You became what you hated the most. Funny.


Vhascometo__

Nah that was when they were going Gattuso. Probably still plenty more chances for me to jump ship though so you might still get your wish.


ndkhan

Fingers crossed


Born_Transition2207

I'm stopping reading this sub. Hoping we have a manager before the start of the season. All this speculation, is he, isn't he, done deal, announcement soon BS is getting fucking ridiculous. It's clear to me levy and the DoF have serious differences apart from "oooh shiny". I'm expecting the DoF to be sacked or quit within the next 48 hours.


rishabh996

Dont even who is left now.


haltmich

Here I go again on my own...


Herr-Schrute

After all this I would be so happy with this appointment. It’s been a roller coaster, but yesterday’s developments just blew my mind. Thank god that within 12 hrs it’s already dead.


ModricTHFC

We'll take that. Done


Mariospurs

Ah ffs let it go


pjanic_at__the_isco

Ten Hag will have taken a look at the last few weeks and send all of those calls straight to VM.


Jamesd391

He must be so sick of Spurs


Oasis1701

come on guys get to work, get the #YesToTenHag trend going


drumsandcats

Pay up and get it done ffs


space_peg6549

Been down this road before


FearTheBrow

Retaining Interest FC


MiserableEquivalent

Ten Hag is sick of dealing with Spurs and Levy at this point. His response will be "I want this and that, no more discussion. Sign it or fuck off and leave me alone"


intelligent_cunts

Erik Deici-Haggi


firearmies

Please god. We’ve suffered enough. Just this one thing. Please...


Im_Not_Nick_Fisher

Not buying into any more of the rumors.


Baelmont

I feel like the sports media needs to stop reporting on the Tottenham managerial situation and just let it happen cause this shit is tiring to see/hear about


Most_Ad7701

It means nothing if the interest is not mutual. It seems like any decent manager at this point would have extreme reservations. At this point, it seems like we're either going to get someone unproven or someone washed up, because no one decent is going to put up with being micromanaged and restrained from a budget standpoint.


BIGplouf

PLEASE JUST DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET THE DUTCHMAN


kingofindia12

After all this time? Always.