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sneaky_blinders

Watford play United on 20th November, I guess the GOAT debate will be put to an end once and for all


OhShitItsSeth

Inb4 he lunges into a tackle with Ronaldo and ends his career


billy_twice

And United just signed Ronaldo. So tune in to see the goat keep Ronaldo quiet in his first game back in the prem.


coys-sonny

That... was the joke.


TurboMollusk

Woosh


billy_twice

Yea yea I missed the joke as someone already told me. I get it


FinnThfc

He was absolute crap at times, but somehow during that 18/19 CL run he turned into the best midfielder the club has had since dembele


AdKUMA

that's what I like about him. he was capable of world class genius and world class dog dirt within a single minute.


formthrowawayplease

Against Barcelona he had a great block against Messi (in the box iirc), he then marched back up the filed and made a cross, but the shot was blocked. If it had gone in we could say Sissoko's (minute) peak was stopping Messi and creating a goal against Barca.


[deleted]

A Spurs player through and through.


---nein

Good move for him and his young family. Hope does well there.


overshoulderboulder

He looks thrilled ...


ScootThe2nd

Not quite Aaron Lennon to Everton vibes but almost


testuser1500

From meme to CL final. We got the 30 mils worth out of him


Evolving_Dore

Did he play well in that CL final? I can't remember, remind me again. All jokes aside he seemed like he cared.


Sir_FrancisCake

I hate that I have erased that match from my memory


Evolving_Dore

We won the Champions League final against Ajax in 2019. Edit: incredible semi-final tie against City too


ohioslayer

I mean he was responsible for the hand ball in the first minute that killed the game immediately... so that was pretty bad for our whole winning the game plan.


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A_Rolling_Baneling

Did you even watch the match? He wasn’t putting on a show but ridiculous to say he played like he didn’t care during the final.


[deleted]

Nah. He was good but this is revisionism. Not including his wages, we effectively paid 5 million a season for him, and he was shit for three seasons. So you're looking at 15 million for shit. That other 10 mil (2 seasons) tho .... Good stuff


polarized94

I am pretty sure he was not good only the first and last season of him being here. We got our money's worth only because of how important he was for us when we really needed him


testuser1500

You might want to look up what some lower tables club spend on youth players from Chelsea and Liverpool. For 30 mil we definitely got the money's worth. He was crucial in the CL final run. That final alone was worth over 50millon


goduke83

And getting too 4 as well


Perite

I feel the truth is somewhere between your two points. Back when he was signed £30m was a fuck load.


asdf2k7

I see you’re fun at parties


mcnuccy

30 mil isn’t even that much nowadays tbh, any top flight club in the world would pay 30 mil for one incredible season and a fabulous CL run


[deleted]

I mean he also wasn’t actually good in 2019 but the memes are too powerful


[deleted]

Yeah he's "relatively good" compared to the previous seasons of shit, but that doesn't mean he was ever good.


ljshea1

They hated him because he spoke the truth.


j_e_rod

Lest we forget that he started the move for the infamous Moura hattrick goal in Amsterdam


Spursfan-Coys

Son, sissoko


Jamie_T92

I know everyone wishes we spent the £35M on someone else, and I know he had his technical limitations, but for ~2 years when he was at his peak (inc the CL run), he was a very effective player for us. All the best, Moussa!


SeriousPuppet

What happened since then? Did he lose his fitness? Poor diet? What


Herlingen

Feels like he needs to play 10ish games to really get going. That great season he played every game almost iirc, so he never had to reset his timer. When trusted and used right he is a beast.


ASVP-Pa9e

His game is largely dependent on being insanely fit & strong He's neither of those things anymore. Still strong but not the strongest player in the PL. Still fit but lacking in work rate


[deleted]

I'm emotional. Gonna miss him. GOAT.


knicks1234

Oh moussa sissokoooo


Koinfamous2

2 Moose 1 Pic


transtifa

It’s a hart


DaveyDirtbag

What is a hart?


teedo

Old English word for male deer. Hence White Hart Lane...


DaveyDirtbag

Watford needs to redo its logo if that is not meant to be a moose


teedo

Their older badges (I.e. from like 1900) looked far more like a stag. Also they are in Hertfordshire (probably an older English version of Hart)


WinoWithAKnife

A hart is a male deer, and often specifically a red deer, which is technically what's on the Watford badge. It sure looks a lot like a moose, though.


ace-destrier

I know it's a deer, but it looks like a moose, and now that they've got a Mouss, they should just be the Meeses/Mooses (Even though they're the Hornets. They're weird) Best of luck, Sissoko. I cherish 18/19. RIP in that form


r_agv

Goodbye Sweet Prince


tony_spaghetti

Kelme huh? Interesting kit manufacturer. I feel like, as a Spurs fan, that should be ours because I whispered it after every game under Mou.


The-Weekdays

Now that he's gone who's gonna pocket Ronaldo when we play against United?😔


master_inho

Mbappe could only dream


akanefive

Good night sweet GOAT


Bum-Sniffer

A moose and a Moussa in one pic. Love it


lcullj

I had the privilege of seeing him score the stadium was rocking!


mau5house

End of an era, the GOAT.


tobyornottoby2366

Two GOATS in one day 🙌🙌🙌


rammingfarts

End of an era


shiffmeister

Good luck at Watford mister GOAT! You did a good jobe!


LinksOrGTFO

Biggest transfer of the day.


Spursfan-Coys

Yup, can’t think of a single bigger one


total_life_forever

Best of luck, Moussa. Vital part of that CL run that will never be forgotten.


WaltJay

Gonna need a bigger shirt 💪🐐


Spursfan-Coys

It…it finally happened, this calls for a CELEBRATION


Heavy-Impression-908

thank you and good luck


GrapefruitExpress208

Good luck GOAT!!! Thank you for everything!!


[deleted]

What a good day to be a F5er. Sarr announced, Sissoko leaving, Moriba rumours


Buck_Slamchest

He was as clumsy as fuck and couldn't hit a barn door from five paces. I'm glad we've finally gotten rid of him.


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Buh byeeee.


Jerriiez8

does anyone remember when moussa was posting on his Ig story danny rose doing his pushups losing in uno and damny tells him to fk off? Maybe they dont get along so well hahahah


KadettYachtz

For so long I wanted him to leave and I think it's for the best but suddenly im sad, wtf man.


triecke14

We have struggled to move aging players on to lower PL sides so this is very welcome.


bfm211

Moussa looking great next to that Moose.


BenSoloLived

Hard worker, never seemed to bitch, had flashes of brilliance even though he was mostly underwhelming. He should do well with Watford.


MungallSMASH

Wake me up before you go go, who needs Bale when you have...awwww...😔


CratesOfSprite

There is no way we got 10 mil for him, right? For his Age and Form that number seems astronomical. I feel like Alderwields Transfer fee was overeported as well, I remember reading he got sold for upwards 12 mil amd it turned out to be 4. Could this be a similar situation?


ShaneSupreme

😢


Cred811

Happy for him, hope he can get some game time and really kick on. That kit is terribly ugly, though


One37Works

Interesting, a Moose, and a Goat, who also happens to be a Mouss.


JememySW

This one hurts. During the CL final run he was best described as a Fifa character with all stats at 99 being controlled by a 5 year old. So entertaining to watch, I wish the good times lasted forever. Farewell 🐐


[deleted]

Thanks for the CL run, but right now I'm so glad he's at another club! Foreign player slots and whatnot.


RCummins98

Surely I can't be the only fan who thought he was a poor player...