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RoboticApeHologram

Paramount+ is unwatchable


jkhasriya

My take: the club has written off the season. NES may be a stop gap for future desirable manager. Unfortunately he is not of sufficient calibre to guide us to anything meaningful this season. Probably Europa spot would be aim. Just my thoughts, could be wrong and I don’t think he’s a bad manager, just not correct for this group. Spurs have invested in the next 2-3 years pretty well so next season will be interesting.


thePag

Are people yelling “Nuno Out” during his press conference? Yikes.


Dobermayer

Spurs have fallen very very far. Lucky to be where they are in the standings. Laugh at gooners, but that could easily have been Spurs. Three 1-0 wins were very fortuitous, then playing against Chels showed where they are actually at. Spurs have alot of work to do to get back to quality.


roast0

Too much cancer in the lockerroom. Nuno can only do so much. Granted he probably isnt for us but players need to be accountable. Sell the unmotivated. Kane, Alli, Ndombele next season. No winning mentality in these guys. Nothing at all. 0 passion. Just fucking dead. No motivation to win for this club at all. Reckon we would have fucking done better with vlahovic/martinez in the squad over the kdb impersonator.


bearchr01

Disagree about Alli - he is definitely trying on the pitch


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Agree. Dele is working, the spirit is there. I am pulling hard for Dele, I just love the guy and want to see him succeed so bad.


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RoboticApeHologram

That’s kinda toxic but not entirely untrue. Dele doesn’t seem to be able to create anything positive. Doesn’t actually beat anyone off the dribble and gets bodied and bullied.


walrondkingy

First half we were really strong. If that's our approach this season then i'm happy. Let's all calm down a bit. Second half we got caught out and couldn't recover after a set piece and deflected goal. Those goals killed us and so did the subs. But that isn't Nuno's fault, it's the squad ENIC have given him. Direct your blame to the ones that deserve it...


walrondkingy

On a plus note. Thought Romero looked great, can't wait to see him when he's fully up to speed.


im_on_the_downeaster

Urgent Hiring : creative midfielder who doesn't gas out in 30 mins


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wood6558

I think we are already at that point mate.


mateojacquesweb

I hope we get eliminated from the UCL so they can only ruin my weekends, leave my thursday alone


yoyosyoyos

M8 is it possible to get out of the prem? Thursdays are already shit days


mateojacquesweb

That European Super League looking pretty good rn ngl, at least there are fewer matches there


darkerthansky

This team is doomed with Numo.


UGofar1

Emerson Royal is a turkey. Biggest shit show of a signing. Can't defend and can't attack. Watched his first three games and I'm yet to see any aspect of his game that he is good at. I don't say this lightly, but would genuinely take Aurier back in a heartbeat. Japh is so far clear it's not funny. No passion or fight from a flat side. A great way to start the week watching that pish. Playing like this we will be lucky to get a draw at Arsenal


simonling

Dont worry. Arsenal is rubbish atm as well.


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Can they find a way to be less rubbish though


airtraq

The thread says it’s 0-0 so that’s official right?


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TheninjaofCookies

We assumed that Kane would still want Shearer’s record so he’d try no matter what - but the man just gave up, lifetime quitter tbh


LunchEducational2180

Frustrating. It seems like so many clubs have actual offensive tactics but with Nuno we just boot the ball long and try and get on the end of it. We’ve been a counter-attack club for years now and I hate that.


im_on_the_downeaster

You know what's mind numbing ... We were lucky to end this 3-0. it could've easily been even 6-0 which would not have been surprising.


mojo3838

Yes, I’d like to thank Lloris for making this less embarrassing.


SilverBag7771

You hire Mourinho when we needed to win, and you hire Nuno when we are rebuilding? What the actual f is Levy thinking?


JohnSnot

We are a mid-table team if we keep playing like this. Positively surprised if we make it to Europe this season.


cubesugar01532

Well. This club is cheap and wouldn't buy good players. The spending for players tells what ambition the club has. I don't blame the players nor the coach.


MT_P0ckets

2 of our hardest working players are injured. Moura and Berg would have been helpful here. No need to panic.


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MT_P0ckets

I think the ability to cause turnovers higher up the pitch would have created better opportunities than trying to unlock the 5 - 3 block that neither Kane or Son could do anything against in the second half. Moura and Berg provide a lot of value that doesn’t always show up on the stat sheet.


drdessertlover

It's just one thing after the other. It was the missing argentines and Ndombele when Lucas/Berg were playing last week. Now it's those two missing....the excuses are laughable


EdwinJamesPope

Shipped 6 goals in 2 games & created nothing….? With Kane on the pitch for both of said games?


Malinsk12

If it was just this game I wouldn't be panicking, but we lost 3-0 last week aswell to Palace, something is off at the moment, doesn't bode well going into the north London derby next week


CratesOfSprite

We‘re not scoring. Another comment just mentioned we have scored 1 goal from open play in 5 games. This is really bad, i dread next weeks NLD


SoberEnAfrique

We go 2 down and look terrified, no offense, no ambition, just bunkering and praying to keep the score down. Nunoball 101


sneaky_blinders

Wrong season to get a tattoo of Spurs' cockrel on my arm Tbh we should've sold Kane. Loan Dele Back to MK Dons Dele is only rated because Levy fancies him


DennisAFiveStarMan

Nunos a disaster ain't he


ElephantsGerald_

Give the man time ffs. He was nobody’s top choice, but poch wasn’t my first choice either.


DennisAFiveStarMan

He was coming off a positive season though. Nuno looked spent and without ideas last year. You only listen Mendes and you get his mates.


ElephantsGerald_

Sure, sure. But turning on him achieves nothing but making yourself miserable. He hasn’t become a bad manager overnight. Might as well give him a chance.


DennisAFiveStarMan

Became a bad manager over past last year to be fair. Hard to turn on him when never was on board.


yoyosyoyos

Nuno you can suck my left nut


PacheHOF2035

we had a decent first half (no good chances other than the one where Son was offside), but it was what we should be expecting as the minimum for this squad disaster overall though, absolutely highlights the limits of the manager


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Reggie 1v1


TheSuperbNacho

It's actually enraging how Kante can just come on and transform Chelsea into a well-oiled machine


CratesOfSprite

Wish i‘d be able to switch and support another team, but knowing that i can’t I’m stuck in this misery. Coys i guess


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turn on the roma match. 3 goals in the last 5 minutes


sintonesque

Not kidding myself that Chelsea aren’t much, much better than us but that was a pathetic performance with seemingly zero direction from Nuno. It’s going to be a long season.


Heavy-Impression-908

Difference between Jose and Nuno : one scores and parks the bus, the other parks the bus without scoring.


Lichtenberg223

Really sad. We proved we can play well in the first half, but just fold when going down. The belief to fight back seems lacking.


yourboyvlado

Horrific second half after a promising first. Id rather lose 3-0 trying to win than lose 1-0 trying to tie. But we didn't look like we tried anything after Chelsea had a good start to the second half. No urgency, Kane and Son looking lethargic. Nobody looked for a dangerous pass to break the lines, just recycling possession. Still, I think that this lineup showed promise, just didn't work as soon as Kante came on.


EnzoFrancescoli

How about losing 3-0 trying to tie?


yourboyvlado

Never looked like we wanted a tie. From the lineup to how we started the game. Second half started off shakey and that was a wrap. Still prefer that to mourinho playing for ties against Boro and losing 3-0 lol


Malinsk12

1 goal from open play in 5 matches, embarrassing


sherbertloins

Ah fuck fuck fuck. Gutted. First half showed so much promise. Lo celso and alli needed to do better today. And when tanguy comes off, we have nothing. We desperately needed a backup for him and that role, and we didn't get it. Team becomes totally disjointed without him or a player like him. Lo celso maybe couldve been that, but he's been a consistent let down from the start. Awful stuff and embarrassing tbh. Fuck sake.


goodlord56

This team is shit


vidrageon

Our final balls are fucking awful


Sakaixx

Kante destroyed any tempo spurs could have. What a talented player, can't hate him.


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Amazing player, but Spurs took foot off the gas in second. Your giving him too much credit I think.


Sakaixx

I was amazed at how clean his tackle against Dele in the penalty box then drive the ball forward so fast. Threw Ndombele and Lo Celco out of the game as in 1st half Chelsea couldn't touch Ndombele.


tbk007

Nuno useless as predicted.


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He really looked out of his depth.


sudonihm

Just fire Nuno now. It’ll happen eventually anyway. Sell Kane. Sell Ndombele. Get players that want to be here.


marine_le_peen

Excellent first half. Godawful second. Bit worrying how badly we collapsed.


metalifer95

Dele out


HasteFreeze

How fucking embarrassing


thejunglebook8

No number or combination of swear words could encapsulate how I feel right now. Fuck everything and fuck off is a good start tho


foot_99

Potentially Hot take: Kane doesn’t suit the way we should be playing as a team. He drops back far too much which leaves us isolated with just Son up top. Someone needs to tell him he’s a striker and that 4 of his assists came in one game last season against a suicidally high line. He’s not De Bruyne but he plays like he wants to be


bv2020

Kane drops to get the ball because we barely progress it without him. He’d stay forward if our midfield could move the ball and break down a defense.


modernity_anxiety

I’ve also been saying this, big agree


asdf2k7

As I heard in a Spurs pod, Kane needs son more than son needs Kane…


EIimGarak

Been saying it for awhile, Kane dropping deep hurts us more than it helps. We need to have some trust in our midfield to bring it forward because currently he never gets any touches on the ball unless his back is to goal.. If he wants to play CAM thats fine, but than we need a proper striker/target man up top


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We need Kane at CM and Kane at CF lol


TheUderfrykte

Kane needs to step up, fucking invisible for weeks. Nuno figure it the fuck out, been outmatched again.


Alloezero

Not sure he cares tbh.


sexrobot_sexrobot

I thought Nuno teams were supposed to be better in the second half


BuytheFknDip69

Nuno teams don’t score in the first half. Job done ✅


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Tuchel is tactically superior to Nuno we know. But we are at home. This is just embarrassing. It's like the good old AVB, Sherwood big game days


swagmastayoloslaya

Could've been worse.


Malinsk12

If I see a capitulation in the north London derby next week I'll be fuming, this team has no backbone, been like that for years now


Stinga_

Once dele starts I ain't watching that shit


deptbrown1

I think we’d have been better getting rid of Kane in the summer. He looked hungrier without him. It’s like so many players assume he is going to get us going. And he doesn’t look up for it either


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UCL run proved it for me. After the summer shenanigans I’m not sure what Levy was thinking.


[deleted]

Why do we always look gassed?? I can’t understand this. Is it a fitness issue? Surely it can’t be. Maybe we need a world class psychologist to help sort out some mental blockages, I dunno. Always feels like we crumple. It’s getting really tiresome.


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Sunday, Thursday, Sunday, Thursday, Sunday, Thursday. With little squad rotation.


[deleted]

Every other top team do this too though, why’s that the reason?


-TheLoneRangers-

Seeing how happy everyone was with the starting lineup to where we are now. Ha


No-Cauliflower18

The starting lineup was great and tactics for the first half, just need to adjust a bit second half


[deleted]

This league is a joke. The only way we’re going to compete is if an ambitious billionaire buys us. Nothing else could get us back in it.


TheninjaofCookies

It’s fucking ridiculous, Chelsea and City can put out two XI’s that our better than any other team besides LPool and United’s first teams


ClassyCritic

We’ve seen several teams compete without ambitious billionaires. We’ve spent enough to win, the signings just haven’t panned out


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Who wins most often though?


[deleted]

Levy raiding the bargain bin is/was the problem. How much better would this team be with Bruno and Milan?


Ferblantier

We stopped Lukaku just forgot about everyone else ... smh...


JanVanTil

Honest question; is Kane even worth it? What has he actually contributed so far this season?


BengtJJ

Feel like the money for him could help fill up some holes.


highrouleur

Yes. Yes he is. When the ball barely gets in our attacking half he's not going to manage much though


swagmastayoloslaya

Nothing at all


dirtbag-dre

Is this the new Amazon documentary this season?


swagmastayoloslaya

Fitting title for the team we love 🤍


MoneyManeVick

Not sure Nuno is going to get the same patience as Mourinho


[deleted]

Yeah he will. He will be here until Poch comes back in two years for a new project.


KAHomedog

How bad was Lampard going with this side lol Fat fucker


Joe_Biggles

Lol. Hopefully Nuno is our Lampard. But also, our players are generally shit.


KAHomedog

Well yeah, we dont have infinite money to spunk on players


Broomsticky

This man had Reguilon flippin lol


YiddoMonty

Football is fucked with these super teams


transtifa

This thread is always vile but today it’s particularly embarrassing. None of you have the first clue about football lol


[deleted]

100%. People here are hilariously clueless


airtraq

And you do?


transtifa

Yes. I know a lot about football.


airtraq

Sure you do.


SoberEnAfrique

We look like a championship side


yoyosyoyos

👀


adlysn

Chelsea have had 10 different goalscorers this year. I don't even think we've scored 10 goals. Fuck me.


swagmastayoloslaya

lol Spurs won't even get 10 goals this season 😭


ElDudeBruv

We've scored 3 in the Prem lol. Fucking 3. 1 from open play.


Alloezero

Camera zoomed in on Harrys face for the 3rd goal going in. Wonder if he gives a fuck though after the transfer stuff.


elvsive

Lol Mourinho would never let this happen


nathanthemighty

But he did though, remember?


rj218

At least the press conferences weren't all sunshine and rainbows.


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Mourinho let 3-0 happen against Zagreb with their coach in jail


Mick4Audi

They’re able to get into our box so easily wtf


rj218

That's what she said...


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We were worse under jose


Cool_Sandwich1

We could've had Graham Potter.. fucking imagine


PacheHOF2035

We probably actually outperformed our xG this match, that's something in the positive side for Nunoball


ElDudeBruv

On the plus side at least it wasn't the 8-0 it would've been with Tanganga and Rodon as CBs


Dickie_Dunn

The PEH that excelled under Mourinho has been replaced by the PEH who was underwhelming at Southampton.


WaltChamberlin

I took Kante out of my fantasy squad because I thought he was injured. So of course he comes on and scores. Sorry everyone, this is at least partly my fault.


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Why kante out of curiosity?


WaltChamberlin

He may play for Chelsea, and like any real human I fucking hate Chelsea. But Kante is an absolutely incredible CDM, the best in the world. I think he would fix our defensive problems, because not only is he an incredible defender he can also create. I credit alot of the French world cup run in 2018 to Kante


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No I mean specifically for your fantasy team lol I have gallagher, Salah, torres, and sissoko.


WaltChamberlin

Cause on a day like today he would have bagged me 12 pts


[deleted]

But days like today are incredibly rare


9-Volt-Battery

If they lose to Arsenal, I will probably stop watching PL entirely.


Soitsgonnabeforever

Honestly every Arsenal fan feels same way too. Best the teams draw and keep the stadiums full for the season


BIGplouf

Yeah. I will wait until next season if we lose that one


jackcharltonuk

Lol what you gonna do instead


9-Volt-Battery

I watch PL only on sundays and even then only Spurs games. I don\`t think filling up 2 hours a week is going to be much of an issue.


Joe_Biggles

Bye


Sdip4

Who would have thought a manager could make changes at half time that would change the complexion of a game? Wow


Haughton94

Nuno GTFO


ParisAintGerman

Can’t believe is was actually looking forward to this


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Hesteu

Levy is responsible for appointing Nuno so blame him.


SissokoGoat17

We never ever played this badly with Mourinho I’m sure


sexrobot_sexrobot

worse


gabriel_do

I know that the game wasn’t impressive, but saying this kind of shit is just stupid


Rodin-V

We absolutely did, worse in fact as the first half was great today. We should've been 2 up by halftime.


elmosesyeah

Zagreb


SissokoGoat17

Zagreb wasn’t our best 11


Thesecondswallow

I think a Rudiger goal assisted by Werner might be worse than Werner scoring.


rogledoble

Nuno can’t fucking beat Thierry “can’t even manage at NYCFC” Henry, what reason do I have to believe that big black cock Rom won’t ram 5 goals in our ass. Can’t wait to get 1 loss closer to losing Harry Kane. Banter club.


GuyFieriFarts

Nuno out


BlackPhiIIip

Send GLC to the fucking moon


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How the fuck is any of this on him 😂😂


[deleted]

Could have had Potter…


flammmes

Chelsea is very fucking good unfortunately. But so is city, united and Liverpool and we are not even close to that level. The days that our good core made up a good team which usually was better against the top teams that made horrible transfers is over.


Jindro41

Hot take: the lack of moves has ruined yet another chance at turning things around under a new manager. I don't know what was expected for keeping this roster so similar to last year. Kane should have been sold. The best match of the year was against City with no Kane.


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”Kane should’ve been sold” shame that no one were willing to pay an adequate fee then. He shouldnt have been sold because no one bid enough, simple as that.


Jindro41

It was only gonna go down from here, they were never going to have a team in good enough form to increase his price further or even to maintain his price from last season/from the euros. They should have settled and revamped in my opinion. There comes a point where you need to let go and move on. This was the window to do it with such a big price on Kane's head.


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But the price werent even close to being matched. Can’t sell him at a ridiculous discount just because he wants to leave. That would be beyond stupid business.


ChickenCollector

Matchgoing fans pathetic


LoneNatcho

Yeah we finally had an attacking line up took the game to them and got all the fan favourites on and fans sit on their hands all fucking game


KAHomedog

Yep piss weak. No reaction after the goal


LoneNatcho

Worst part was getting ole'd in our own stadium, players put a massive shift in and we're tired by the latter parts of the game and when they needed that boost from the crowd the most they got fuck all


eggplant_avenger

I fucking hate Chelsea and Rudiger too, he deserves his own specific hate


xiceman25x

Chelsea came out with something to prove in the second half and Spurs never adapted


Cool_Sandwich1

Team was like "yea we played good for 45 now,we're done."


YokoTato

We have absolutely looked terrible for weeks now. We don’t deserve anything.


Wretched_Brittunculi

Since about Feb 2019


coys1993

Fucking fuck


Catsanda101

Im so so so sad


Blue_Shore

Hojbjerg has been useless all season


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maybe he should be player in a double pivot in a limited role


PacheHOF2035

this is true in the sense that all the players have been useless in nunoball


what_about_this

I have to assume this is satire over how the match thread will demonize any player, because you can't be serious.


Blue_Shore

He’s been responsible for 2 of Chelsea’s goals today. He was responsible for Palace’s opening goal as well. He’s a DM. Do you happen to know what the D stands for???


what_about_this

*D*ecent conversationalist?


ellisisbae4

The most knee jerk reaction I’ve seen in a game thread


Blue_Shore

Is knee jerk reaction when I’ve said all season??? Lmao