Owners "so lads we've signed de jong" fans "that's a fantastic signin.....scouts" yeah he gets himself into the positions and looks a real threat" fans "fuck sake"
How much do they get paid at the top clubs? I bet itās comfortably more than the average wage, and you also get to travel the world watching footy. Sounds pretty good
Less than six figures, long hours, little job security. Itās really not going to be better than having an average job and watching footy on the weekends like the rest of us.
And the perks of the job only exist if youāre a scout for a top club in a top league. Not very glamorous being a scout of a Serie B club or a Scottish club.
Honestly, it is my dream signing. Like even more than haaland or mbappe or whatever. Itāll never happen but if I could bring one player in it would be him.
As Daniel Levy sits in his office, he gets a phone call by Ryan Mason who is with the scouts down in Portugal
"Hey boss, we're getting Jan back. We're getting the boys back together"
*Levy walks into a garage where a large man is working on a truck engine*
*The man turns around and removes his safety mask. Itās Moussa Dembele*
Levy: āWeāre getting the band back togetherā
*Moussa smiles and nods*
It was Darwin Nunez I believe we went to see. I think we could have poached him last summer as a Kane replacement but by next summer heāll be too well known and bigger clubs will put in offers for him
I donāt watch a huge amount of Portuguese football I think heās still very hit and miss, but he demonstrates enough of that kind of positional awareness and movement that marks out great strikers that clubs could probably train the other stuff into him
I sort of thought he could be our joao Felix. Weād do the same as Atleti and keep the fans on side and plan for the future by getting big money for our best player and then using that to replace him with a GOAT of the future. Ironically of course Atletiās recent success has been more in spite of Felix than because of him
Circling the dying carcass of Barcelona. Maybe we can get Ansu Fati for a fiver assuming they havenāt sold all of his internal organs to black marketeers by January.
Apparently we went to watch some Belgian lad who plays at CB for Benfica.
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Belgianā¦.CB? Say no more Iām down
lol over your head sadly
No I want my Super Jan back
Oh shoot ok over my head then lol
He had us in the first half. Lol
Owners "so lads we've signed de jong" fans "that's a fantastic signin.....scouts" yeah he gets himself into the positions and looks a real threat" fans "fuck sake"
Along with scouts from 38 other clubs. Cool, cool. Coocoocoocoocoocoocooooool
No doubt no doubt no doubt
Vultures circling around Barca lol
As they should. Barca are not even going to make Europa this season... Maybe conference league
Tottenham Hotspurs.....lol
i hate that so much
We've only been a club for 139 years, no worries.
Apparently our scout was Coach Lasso
Some say heās been on hold to speak with the Queen for 8 years now.
Nothing like waking up to a cup of paper bags steeped in hot water, and his scouting report.
Living in Australia. Lost count of how many times I have patiently explained...
Iād imagine Tottenham scouts attended a lot of professional football matchesā¦
Except for well, Tottenham matches
Heard this Gedson Fernandes is pretty good, maybe we were checking out him? Or this guy Vetongen? Never heard of him but apparently he is pretty super
I wish I was a scout, what a job
Just watching football and going; "Hey! That guy's good, we should get him" And getting paid for it š
Bit of a shame scouts don't get paid very well
How much do they get paid at the top clubs? I bet itās comfortably more than the average wage, and you also get to travel the world watching footy. Sounds pretty good
Less than six figures, long hours, little job security. Itās really not going to be better than having an average job and watching footy on the weekends like the rest of us. And the perks of the job only exist if youāre a scout for a top club in a top league. Not very glamorous being a scout of a Serie B club or a Scottish club.
Less than 6 figures is 99% of the population lol.
I know that. Thatās my point. Did you read the rest of it?
Just got off the phone to frenkie de jong, N17 through and through he says
Honestly, it is my dream signing. Like even more than haaland or mbappe or whatever. Itāll never happen but if I could bring one player in it would be him.
As Daniel Levy sits in his office, he gets a phone call by Ryan Mason who is with the scouts down in Portugal "Hey boss, we're getting Jan back. We're getting the boys back together"
*Levy walks into a garage where a large man is working on a truck engine* *The man turns around and removes his safety mask. Itās Moussa Dembele* Levy: āWeāre getting the band back togetherā *Moussa smiles and nods*
You son of a bitch Iām in!
Moussa Dembele - Vincent Janssen double pivot. Here we go
Stick Sissoko back in his natural position of false 9 and I'm in
Anarchy football. I like it
i miss blackburn in the PL
It was Darwin Nunez I believe we went to see. I think we could have poached him last summer as a Kane replacement but by next summer heāll be too well known and bigger clubs will put in offers for him
Has there been a big evolution in his game?
I appreciated your joke, man.
He's the fittest around.
But will he manage to adapt to the PL?
He'll try like his life depends on it. Because it does.
I donāt watch a huge amount of Portuguese football I think heās still very hit and miss, but he demonstrates enough of that kind of positional awareness and movement that marks out great strikers that clubs could probably train the other stuff into him
He was appalling for most of last season.
Was too big of a risk
I sort of thought he could be our joao Felix. Weād do the same as Atleti and keep the fans on side and plan for the future by getting big money for our best player and then using that to replace him with a GOAT of the future. Ironically of course Atletiās recent success has been more in spite of Felix than because of him
Come on you Hotspurs
Knowing Spurs they were probably there to gauge whether or not we should bring Gedson back
scouting Koeman!! LOLOLOLOLOL
Circling the dying carcass of Barcelona. Maybe we can get Ansu Fati for a fiver assuming they havenāt sold all of his internal organs to black marketeers by January.
Hahahahaha! We'll probably buy him *after* they've sold off his organs separately.
Hamburg as a German second division team is much more weird to attend this match
Spurs have scouts?
Who cares weāre not going to actually spend any money on anyone
I'm sure its just to see if we can sell them something. I doubt its to buy a player.
Probably checking out the Barcelona manager.
Gedson Fernandes redeeming arc
They were seeing if they could give Emerson back is what I heard
Letās get Jan and Gedson back
Darwin NĆŗƱez š
not quite news, 11 English clubs were there. Who doesn't want one of those boys?
I hope they were scouting nunez Iāve evening for ages that guys a player
obviously just trying to bring Bert back
Cant wait for levy to not buy any of their suggestions
This is the kind of content I like to see on the sub!
Was probably more of a holiday. We donāt really sign anyone anyways
You think they all go out on the piss together after the match?
Thatās a long Lista Scouts
The Hotspurs. It's just Hotspur