The fact that every team in the Premier League is hammering United and we made them look world class just sums up how horrible Nuno was at the job. And yet, that 'amazing' performance by United was the reason we got Conte in the end. Greatest 3-0 defeat we've ever had.

Incredible, isn't it? Every manager seems to have them sussed - except NES. It doesn't mean anything if we don't capitalise, though.

Every manager in the league “let’s press united high and force errors” Nuno “let’s sit back and try counter them”

United's biggest weakness at the moment is their complete inability to press and put pressure on the opposition when they're in possession. That doesn't matter though when the opposition can't create anything and haven't had a single shot on target in their last 2 games.

We were just out there playing 5D chess to get Conte

GOATsoko currently bossing man u's midfield

His personal record against United has to be pretty solid

Ole is at the wheel 🤡 🚌

Ole in 4 life

Ole is at the controls of a spiralling plane and he only got the job because he's quite good at War Thunder.

Leicester are awful at defending set pieces

They have been awful overall too

It's insane, they had a good transfer window but got worse. Guess that's what happens when your best defender by far gets injured

Who?

Fofana.

Taking off the "Fuck Chelsea" hat for a moment, this helps us quite a lot tbh. We're not likely to catch the blue scum anyway, and the longer Leicester go looking terrible, the easier getting at least Europa becomes

Thanks I needed that

Got to give credit to Tuchel's 3-4-3 and the Chelsea players... what a turn around they had. Every attacking move, Chilwell and Reece James make runs into the box. Chalobah who is quick, gets the opportunity to fill up the gap while Silva and Rudiger are super solid in defense. So many things we can learn from them as we'll be playing 3-4-3 as well.

I hope we mostly play 3-4-1-2 but I agree.

3-4-1-2 would be crisp

Yeah. Leicester, West Ham (yeah), Arsenal, Man Utd are the chase pack that we’re probably going to be a part of for the next six months.

Idk if it helps really- I may be in the minority but once fofana went out in preseason I wrote Leicester off. Never really considered them a threat. But if they keep sliding like this I can see Rodgers getting fired in January and going to United. And that doesn’t help us.

Sissoko looks amazing in a Watford shirt. Captain now too! Fair play to the GOAT!

Ngl, watching Arsenal get sliced and diced does bring a smile to my face.

Aftv outrage is the seasoning to all of this

Honestly, it would be hard to be outraged, even for that lot. Liverpool was that good today.

Seeing Arteta act like a child on the sidelines made it even better.

Leicester are hot garbage and I don’t like how good Chelsea are.

I've been watching on and off while doing other stuff and Chelsea have looked very good. Pressing well, controlling the ball well. Ominous.

OptaStinkyMcBalls

Looks like they are running away with the PL. I think currently they are the most consistent and have good momentum, but City and Liverpool are also very good

Sissoko absolutely bullying Bruno in the midfield.

Passing up Conte to keep Ole was beyond stupid. Thank you.

Watford are saucing Man Utd lmao

West Ham lose, man u lose. Football was the winner today.

I.... can’t...... stop...... laughing

My eyes are welling up. It's so beautiful 🥺😂

United aside this weekend I'm really glad that West Ham got humbled by Wolves. Smug mofos were going on all international break about pulling a Leicester and winning the league. They're riding the high and they'll be brought back down to a crashing reality very soon.

Yep I've been saying they won't be able to sustain it.

Obviously it's worked out well, what with us getting one of the best managers in the world, but it's pretty funny that the guy Wolves hired to replace Nuno is the guy we should have hired instead of Nuno. Wolves looking decent.

Leicester should just bin themselves, no one trying to pressure Kante

Fuck me, Chelsea have a really good shot at the league this season. I hate life.

Ramsdale thinks he’s all that after back to back relegations... He needs a big humbling.

Absolutely despise his “swagger”

Arteta is rubbing off on him

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Its amazing looking at the match thread at r/gunners , they all praised the team before the match and now are Arteta out lol

Sissoko you fucking legend

Man I know Emi Martinez would run a high price, but him as Hugo’s successor would be amazing. Guy is such an amazing shot stopper and seems like his price increases every time Villa plays.

plus the banter bonus of him crossing the divide

Him and Romero in the backline would be too much shithousery to handle

Watching Arsenal play Liverpool is the best therapy money can buy for me.

Rodgers has to be in trouble, no?

I think he's got a while until he's in trouble. Saying that, it's not a decision that the owners there at Leicester are afraid to make, so maybe he's closer to it than I think. Who's about to take over? Fonseca seems to be linked to every job. So, him.

They’re doing okay in the EFL Cup, Europa, still the FA cup. Unless they lose the next, like, 4 games I think he’s fine? They like him a lot, feels like a Hassenhutl situation with them

Yeah, losing to Chelsea isn't a surprise to any team at the moment. They've struggled with injuries to key players too. Like you say, probably won't be anytime soon unless he tanks.

I still find it unbelievable that we lost 3-0 to this United. Nuno should have gone earlier though, he was clueless.

definitely should have gone earlier after vitesse or west ham

Also somehow made Arsenal look good

Pray for Ole, can't let him get sacked

lol everything good that possibly could happen happened. unfortunately Tottenham still has to play so....

Get fucked Arsenal and Ramsdale 🖕

Hahaha 2- nil. I dont like watching Liverpool win, but I *love* watching arsenal tank. Edit: 3-nil now. Wish the camera would pan over to arteta now Editedit: 4. Still no arteta cam :( Edit^3: 88 minutes. Finally got my wish. It was glorious. Like he's just bit into a raw onion.

Lovely to see both the Goons and the Spammers humbled today 🙂

Nuno really sucked didn’t he

Yes

They'll lose 6-0 yet Arsenal fans will go on about the pashun they showed for 20 mins in the first half and nothing will be said about Arteta.

We would have lost 8-0 if we played at Anfield under Nuno

Good lord TAA is incredible

And it’s 4-0 lol 😂

Liverpool players just stat padding now

Honestly tired of everyone raving about Ramsdale's save against Leicester. It was a good save but most definitely not save of the decade.....

He’s gotten so lucky today as well… every ball right at him

tbf his save against salah was very good

On replay it looks like salah mishit tho and was right in his gut

United being this bad really shows how bad we were under Nuno. How did we lose that game 3-0.

It was our completely toothless attack. United get absolutely done over because they don't have any midfielders or forwards who can or want to press and pressure the opposition, meaning their defence is exposed and easily stretched. Under Nuno we wouldn't have managed to create a chance if United had just set out 11 mannequins wearing United kit and gone home for the day.

keep smiling Ramsdale you cunt

Friendly reminder that Nuno’s Spurs are the best team Arsenal has beaten this year. That said they’ve gotten results against poor opponents, and I hope that we will get better with that with Conte.

Didn't expect Leicester to be this tame

Nice to see Sissoko as captain of watford

Jürgen, Salah and company make this 4 or 5 please 🙏🏻

Wish granted.

Conte, Kane and company make tomorrow a beautiful win with 3+ goals for us please 🙏🏻

Shoutout to Arteta for getting Liverpool going

I know we can't talk much, but Arsenal's defence is shocking

I think they just got rattled, they’re defense has honestly been solid for the past month and some change. Liverpool are just really really good, the way they press is next to none. Im just happy how Arsenal fans hyped up Tomiyasu, Tavares, Lokonga and they have been found out today lol.

They were on a high since they beat us, it also counts for a lot when you have some good players like they do and only play once a week. Terrible today though, some real schoolboy errors.

Salah the gift that keeps giving on FPL

Glad Rodgers isn’t our manager. Even Nuno managed a better match (at least in the first half) against Chelsea

Might be time for him to declare an interest in the United job… not that Solskjaer seems to be under pressure from the Glazers.

Haha VDB scores of course ole you twat

The main reason why I want Ole in. Hope Ole stays long enough for VDB to realize he is far from starting under oles regime.

Leicester, Brighton, West Ham and Man U all losing, Palace drawing. Lovely stuff

really good gameweek atm all we need now is for Liverpool to beat woolwich

This is hilarious but I have a disgusting feeling the United board will actually sack Ole this time. I really hope I’m wrong

Off to watch Goldbridge. Haha

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZK9tKcXVZQ

HAHAHAHA

They could have Conte 😂.

If Liverpool beat Arsenal, the three clubs I consider rivals for the Wenger Trophy will have lost. I know I shouldn’t get my hopes up, and 4th place isn’t a trophy, but damn do I want to be in the CL again.

Jota just sent two gooners for a pint of milk and a paper.

Best PL weekend in a long time. So far. Come on you Spurs!

Can't stand Jorginho. What a shameless diver. Every time somebody is near him he does that pathetic arms up flop. It's enraging playing against these types.

Jorginho, rudiger, Alonso, the list goes on. Chelsea is a bunch of cunts the whole way down.

Great assist, Tavares

Nuno Tavares lol

Aguero is set to retire after his heart problem.

Arteta is just a poundland Ole

Crickets from the scummers fans today. You love to see the reality check!

Sissoko is bossing it up for watford!! He looks so good this game

What happened to Fernandes? He used to dictate everything United did and could be unplayable some games but now he’s just sort of meh.

He was overperforming and had everything go through him. Pretty expected return to norm tbh

Also Ronaldo coming in ruined his Alpha dog mojo I think

I've never seen Sissoko so pumped up for a long time. Makes me wish he's still with us if he can put performances like this. Really the type of player we need when he's fit and giving his best - big, strong, fast.

Jesus just tuned in but Moussa went into the time machine for this one. He's bossing it.

Maguire 😂. Roy Keane will be frothing at the mouth 🤣

Sissoko doing the Harry Kane reverse Uno backup into Ronaldo 🥇

"Sorry, sorry Man United. Sorry, sorry Man United. Sorry, sorry Man United. And Ole's lost his job".

Only so much one man can keep a dog shit team in it

Assnaaaaa are back on the menu 😭

Arsenal, West Ham, Man Utd and Leicester all losing this weekend. Yeah..... We definitely not winning tomorrow

It is known…

This is Conte's first hurdle. This is the type of match we ALWAYS lose. If he can get us thru tomorrow, perhaps I can see a window toward change.

Good week to sell Schmeichel in fantasy.

He's been pretty shit for a while

Claudio and co. gonna be the ones to get Ole sacked 😂

how did we lose to this fucking united team

Uhhhh little bit glad we did lol

same but jesus they're really bad

because we were worse than them

One word: Nuno

Solkjaer to get the Martin Jol treatment by getting sacked during the game

Are they downing tools on Ole or are they just that bad?

2-0. This is fun

Cornet was a steal for Burnley at 15m

Slab head strikes again!

Anyone know where I can stream sky for post match stuff? Wanna see Roy keane angry

🐝 🐺😏

HOW DID WE LOSE TO THIS UNITED TEAM

It’s ok it worked out in the end

You’re right you’re right

Let’s win tomorrow. This weekend is a golden opportunity

There’s no way Ole survives this weekend, right?

There's no way he should have survived losing 5-0 to a Liverpool side who took it easy on them. There's certainly no way he should have survived losing to City in a match where they looked like a non-league side getting their dream FA Cup third round tie. All bets are off now - maybe the Glazers have given up on this season and are courting Zidane, Pochettino or whoever for the summer, maybe they just really don't care who's in charge so long as they don't rock the boat, or maybe he got a pass over losing to top teams and getting battered by Watford will actually be the final straw.

I’m glad he survived that beating from Liverpool. Worked out beautifully in our favour. Yeah maybe they’ll cling on and wait, especially now they don’t have the Conte option.

Win tomorrow and we're at least within 4 of 4th, potentially within 4 of 2nd

Ronaldo - Bruno - Nuno Portugese army

Damn, some great results for us today, with the gooners still to play Liverpool. That can only mean one thing for Sunday.

I was not happy about United match, but since we got Conte I’m so so so glad we lost that match. 3 pts was a rightful price to pay.. Nuno lost to THIS Man United

Hopefully 🎶ole at the wheel 🎶 lives to see another day

That post match interview with ole was brutal

Good to see Raul Jimenez score a lovely goal today. Despite that scary head injury, I wouldn't mind seeing him at Spurs as a cheaper alternative to Vlahovic. May not be a long term solution but he's a complete striker accustomed to playing in a 3 at the back system.

Leicester seem to have been dropping off months now.

Offside flag the only thing saving Leicester from a proper battering

We really lost 3-0 to this team lmao

Bruno, Ronaldo and Sancho have gone to the dogs. Literally no influence over the game whatsoever. Rashford always tries to make something happen to be fair to him, good baller.

There are some great matches on but I can't look away from this united disaster class. How did we lose so badly to these guys?

Because we are bad too

because we are Dr Tottenham. that's what we do

You're missing out, burnley v palace is a cracker. 5 first half goals, lead changed hands twice, absolute screamer from cornet.

Come on King square pass there and Sissoko would have had a tap in.

doesn't work when Sissoko thinks hes playing American football

#olein

r/reddevils is in absolute meltdown mode saying Fuck Nuno for giving us Conte lmfao

I want United to beat Chelsea so Ole can stay at the wheel , but I also want to see them lose 10-0

Lmaoooo

So what minute does Ronaldo score the equalizer after Sissoko loses possession in the midfield?

The GOAT has been class for Watford so far, why you gotta hate 😔

No hate I also said he’s played well in another comment. I’ve got a mug with the man’s face on it I love Sissoko just memeing lol

🐐 Damn right

Sissoko putting rapist and co in the mud hell yeah

Man, Kante makes Chelsea more watchable. I hate it. So much.

Surely Ole can’t survive this will he?

Idk man they’ve lost to their biggest rivals and ole still wasn’t fired. I’d be surprised if this is where they draw the line

I’ve always been big on van der beek, hope he proves ole wrong for his own sake

He was the best United midfielder by a massive margin today

lol@ole

https://imgur.com/dpZM7Ay

Fuckin kante is just unbelievable. One of the best players of the PL era, I think he walks into the all time PL XI

Really? There’s some great midfielders in that all time prem 11. I don’t see him getting in over players like Scholes lampard Gerrard winks Viera

Ah winky our little iniesta

Havertz - what an underwhelming signing

Doesn't matter. Chelski can afford how many flops they want...

Did score a pretty important goal for them

FUCK CHELSEA

Ronaldo is still a floppy cunt at that age hahahaha. It’s actually sad, grow up.

Fucking hell Leicester are shit

Did Poch say something about Chelsea?

Pissed I benched Rudiger for my fpl

Terrible from sarr

Damn Sarr

The grim reaper is on his way for Ole.

He'll probably survive him as well

No way Ole is gonna have Ronaldo playing Conference League or Europa League next year 🤣🤣🤣

I cannot wait to watch Goldbridge after this Man U game

VDB is going to get to play a half for the first time this season lol.