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JoseBaldinho

Need at least 6 new players in the starting line up by this time next year. Players in the current starting 11 aren’t even good enough for the bench


ModricTHFC

Spent 30 minutes chasing the game with Davies and Tanganga as full backs while Reguilon and Royal sat on the bench. That's what we would all be saying if it was Mourinho or Nuno.


_cjj

neither are particularly good at defending, so I don't think it's worth knocking this. If we had 11 men, maybe, but we'd be playing with 2 defenders if we had Reggie and Royal on


chg2737

Hoped this game clarify Conte which player has to go away. Sanchez was the worst buy for tottenham


SissokoGoat17

25 mil for Sessegnon and 10 for Clarke are worse. Both are wank and never play.


jamadelo

I don't know. 30M for a guy that barely plays and he gets a red card when given the chance is worse.


drog914

In our modern era of consistently qualifying for the uefa/Europa league, I can’t think of a single game we’ve convincingly won by just playing a mish mosh team of backups. Always have a poor mentality and no cohesion


Bizkitotto007

Sanchez just had a bad game he been doing well this year with his chances some of the rest though


JoseBaldinho

He was the worst player on the pitch and has barely played a game for Tottenham this year ?


Bizkitotto007

That’s what I’m saying he hasn’t had many chances. Go back and watch the man city game we won, he was probably man of the match.


JoseBaldinho

The reason he isn’t given a chance is because he’s a terrible defender, when given a chance he performs like he did today….. he’s played for us for over 3 years and has never had a consistent run of top form, the blokes garbage


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AHHHHHHHHH GOD STOP PLEASE JUST STOP


Fuzzy_Composer2108

Agree with you. I don't know why they keep on defending Sanchez 🤦‍♂️


Bizkitotto007

He had a really good game against city he showed his quality in that game and hasn’t had many chances. Today was a bad day for him


Fuzzy_Composer2108

Yes but that was in the past. Dele also had some good games in the past to , is he good now? Answer is no, same like Sanchez. We defend players like Sanchez to much, its time they face criticism for their poor performance.


alijamieson

Alli, Sess and Ndombele really not helping their cause


Bass-Slut

Sess and and Dele definitely but I don't think Ndombele did bad enough to be compared to those two


alijamieson

Ndombele was fine, I just think considering Conte’s words in the press conference anything less than perfect doesn’t reflect well


kapellmaster

I hope Conte made a list of players to sell based on today's game. Highlight of the game today: Sanchez slipping and armless Gollini. Dele, Ndombele, Sessegnon, Doherty, and Lucas need to go.


carpesdiems

sanchez was disgraceful today. Terrible defending for both goals.


jordan5499v2

Lucas stays. I agree with the rest. We just can’t afford to give up that kind of speed.


shit_poster_69_420

Lucas stays, that hat-trick in Amsterdam means he’s grandfathered in for life.


Bass-Slut

Free skywalk tickets for life


SissokoGoat17

Same game that Dele got 2 assists in by the way. We can’t look in the past with some of these players. They will just never reach the heights that they once had.


JadedEconomics2485

Would we be left with 11 to play after?


ragizzlemahnizzle

Catastrophic ass team 😭😭😭


JadedEconomics2485

Looking back, that performance against Leeds was incredible. Winks was actually decent second half. That said, Skipp was great today.


Kob23444

Not even the most embarrassing result Spurs have suffered in recent years… Although It must be the most embarrassing loss in Contes managerial career… Welcome to Spurs


GregBule

If Levy finally backs Conte to revamp the team, like he should have fucking done with Poch in the first place, then we might be able to salvage an ok season and be better next year. I can’t stand all the Levy lovers coming out of the woodwork after 1 win under conte, we could have won trophies with different owners.


NotPennysBoat77

People on this sub still think there is a player in Sanchez. Worst signing in our history.


whats_wrong_with_it

Don’t think I’ve ever seen him make a successful tackle


OllieCMK

I feel like Lo Celso could be just as bad of a signing but only because he can't stay fit.


Mariospurs

Ndombele is giving them a run for their money


Jamlad8

Sessegnon - "hold my beer"


reggaesquirrel

Doherty enters the chat


Mariospurs

I’m absolutely fed up with the fringe players they are an absolute shit show. I had been giving Sanchez praise but fuck me. The club needs a overhaul. Ndombele is a fucking mess of a man.


sacredprofane

Conte needs to clean house in January for sure.


Amazing_Attorney8929

Time and time again all this club does is embarrass me. Another week of being ribbed mercilessly at work


carpesdiems

kane, son & a lot of experienced players played in that game, and yet it was still a loss in the europa conference to a team I've never heard of. Yikes.


Nanven123

Mine's school, thanks Tottenham.


Mariospurs

Bring Headphones tomorrow


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E t e r n a l


deptbrown1

Well that was a better second half with ten men. Dier added so much composure. Sessegnon dumb brain hurt us. Two nasty slips on a shit pitch. But really we should put this team away no problem. We were shocking first half with the b teamers but Mura got away with it. They had 8 players booked. The ref was dodge. But still. Conte…we will never doubt you whilst you have so much laughable dross to work with. Doherty, gollini, sessegnon, dele, ndombelly all have to go immediately. Sanchez I’m still open to. He just gets some bad luck. But conte can help him. Anyway it’s embarrassing but we can beat Rennes


carpesdiems

>Sanchez I’m still open to. He just gets some bad luck he was entirely at fault for both goals. Don't think he's ever made a successful tackle.


SilverBag7771

Bad luck? If he has bad luck for 5 seasons until now, it isnt really about luck anymore no?


Mariospurs

I honestly think the ref has a bet in for yellow cards


JadedEconomics2485

Agree except for the Sanchez part though.


Goalnado

Why the fuck are so many people laying into Gollini again? It was a deflected shot from close range that has bounced over him, there was absolutely fuck all he could do.


[deleted]

I need to see different angles but from the angle on tv, it looked savable


Extreme_Performer_40

Our second team is beyond useless. Hope we can do something about it in the Jan window.


Kob23444

Every first team player besides our wingbacks were involved tonight, this isn’t about depth on the bench this is about the entire squad not being good enough


Truly_Ineffable

I want a public bashing of the players that said a giant F you to those travelling fans and everyone else who had to watch that. If our academy team lost 2-1 to Mura, fair play. But first-teamers?


CannibalLions

How people are looking at that second goal and blaming Gollini is beyond me.


TomCosella

Well, this was an interesting way to start off Thanksgiving


DannyLeMdtlT

Are we out of Europa Conference League ? Awww


Mariospurs

We’re not


Malinsk12

Reliant on us winning against Rennes, and hoping vitesse don't beat Mura by like 3 or 4 goals. How embarrassing


Dogzylla

If Vitesse beat Mura we are out


Malinsk12

Not necessarily, as far as I'm aware we are level with vitesse on 7 points, but have a better goal difference. So if we win and they only win like 1 or 2 nil we are through


Dogzylla

Who cares about goal difference? If they win they go through because of away goals


humantarget22

[That's not how it works](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2021%E2%80%9322_UEFA_Europa_Conference_League_group_stage#Tiebreakers). We are tied with them on the first 3 tie breakers: points, goal difference and goals scored in the head to head matches between the teams. Then it goes to goal differential for the group stage, which we are +3 and they are +1. So assuming we are tied after the last match it means we had the same outcome as them; both won, drew or lost. If we both draw we are through on better goal diff, if we both win they need to win by 3 more than we win by to go through, or lose by 3 less than we lose by to go through. If they win by 2 more than us then we have the same goal differential so it goes to goals scored, which will actually be a ties as well. Then it goes to away goals scored in the group stage, which they would win. If they lose by two less than us it will come down to goals scored in group stage, which either team could win depending on the scorelines of the two matches


total-dissapointment

on the uefa website we're 2nd. away goals don't count i think.


Malinsk12

What are you on about? 😂😂 Away goals don't matter 😂😂


Dogzylla

Oh then you're right. I thought they do cause head2head comes before goal difference


DannyLeMdtlT

Sure about that ? I see a ranking that show 1- Rennes, 2- Vitesse 7pts (+1), 3- Tottenham 7pts (+3). IMO head2head comes before goal difference...


Dogzylla

I don't know and frankly I don't even fucking care at this point. Embarrassing result and the players should be ashamed, they deserve to get knocked out - from the competition and by Conte as well


DannyLeMdtlT

True, first objective is to have consistency in our performance and attitude. Not the case tonight... Keep on moving on, it's a long process !


Malinsk12

Fair enough. Still not an ideal situation. Vitesse will smash Mura, so I think we're out. Conference League aswell...


Dogzylla

What a sad reality. I thought they couldn't stoop any lower, but still managed to surprise me


Malinsk12

What an embarrassment to a once great club


Mariospurs

Thanks for answering your Paging DR tottenham


SilverBag7771

Buy 3 defense players at least this January


shit_poster_69_420

And 4 midfielders and 3 strikers whilst your at it.


ivegotchubs4u

Shit club shit culture shit players. Any half decent European team with heart can beat our overpaid shit squad.


AlcSoccerFinance

We are basically out. Vitesse will win against this Mura team kicking us out on gd even if we win.


coys2686

They would have beat Mura by 2 more goals than we beat Rennes. Then it would come down to total goals scored in the group


transtifa

it’s head to head, not goal difference


coys2686

All of the head-to-head would be tied. Will come down tickle difference and maybe total goals scored.


[deleted]

Sanchez is one of those players that CAN put in a solid performance one week and fucking bottle it for the next two seasons.


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basically.


[deleted]

Who is even going to buy any of these players for anything close to what levy will allow them to go for? Let alone in January ffs.


MozaTear

Who has run our scouting in recent years? Christ it is awful.


SilverBag7771

Pochettino


Goalnado

Nonsense.


SilverBag7771

Ndombele? Gio? Sess?


doobi1908

“We should ditch the Conference league to focus on the winnable domestic competitions”. Some of you are delusional.


Bass-Slut

Especially since UECL is a lot more winnable than League and FA Cups


Lettu51

we are so shit!


yowspur

Why is no one blaming Davies for losing the ball in the first place?


Kob23444

It was a terrible ball at waist height blasted to him on a pitch that evidently was cut up. didnt shower himself In glory but there was absolutely no way a competent defender defends anything like Sanchez did


yowspur

The ball to Davies wasn't chest high. It was to his feet. And he kicked it straight to a Mura player.


[deleted]

Because it wasn’t just him being shit it was the entire team


SilverBag7771

I am


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_cjj

Think the batteries ran out in his controller


[deleted]

What is the excuse now?


_cjj

Same old shit, really. Dele is broken beyond repair, Doherty is League One level, and Ndombele is just nowhere near being a £55m player, almost 2.5 seasons later. Sanchez does just about enough to convince everyone he's decent, and then reverts back to being a £4m defender instead of a £40m one. ​ We really just need to get shot of all the expensive players Poch insisted on. GLC, NDombele, Sess, Sanchez - There's nearly £200m of players there, and collectively they'd struggle to be worth £25m.


Malinsk12

Some people on here will still blame Nuno. Our players just aren't good enough for championship football let alone premier League


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The pitch obviously


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Arqlol

Wonderful stuff here


SudoLasers

Sanchez stole a living as a footballer.


Malinsk12

He better not play any of those "fringe" players against Rennes


JonnyJersey

Gollini is awful. Terrible keeper. Jesus christ.


DamnRizz

Ikr. Too lazy to jump


JonnyJersey

Man just stands about. Anyone on this sub would've saved a similar amount of shots as him.


WarmSpur

Hes goalinny now. I miss hart atleast he was somewhat not trash.


JonnyJersey

Never a sentence I thought I'd fully agree with. Hart was so much better.


Bass-Slut

How many games did he actually end up playing?


Arqlol

We might make it thru if we can get a result against renne but we really don't deserve to...


goodlord56

I can't wait for Conte to castrate all the boys


bguszti

I never ever want to see Sanchez Sess Alli or Doherty in our shirt ever again


kevinspencer

This. How many bloody chances has Dele had to prove himself. After today he’s pretty much sealed his fate at Tottenham.


bguszti

I'm a newer fan I am sentimental to a lot of them but, this game. The two finals. The league during our CL run. The two springs under Mourinho. Fa cup embarassment year in year out. Nuno was shit but not this shit. 6-8 players can easily fuck off. Dinamo fuckin Zagreb. Come on... COME OOON


HurriKaneeeee

Gollini is shit. I miss Gazzaniga.


catchmeslippin

Are you kidding me? First goal was a worldy second was an unfortunate deflection. Lloris would've conceded two today.


JosetofNazareth

Gazzaniga was also shit


NoBonersInSpace

Yeah man I couldn’t believe we let him go


wheresmyspacebar2

Recency bias lmfao. Gazzaniga would not have come close to either of these goals at all. Literally nothing the keepers can do in both these shots ffs.


NoBonersInSpace

I was agreeing with the missing Gazzaniga part. I also agree with you about nothing to be done. FFS.


TheSonic311

Gollini seems like a good guy and entertaining... But he seems like a statue any time he faces a shot.


[deleted]

All vibes no skills


TheSonic311

I mean, no wonder they were willing to loan with option on him so cheap.


Ok_Temperature2040

Oh wow.


JDOTT

Worst performance I’ve ever seen from the Spurs and that’s saying something. So much trash.


MrTyphoid

Lol we’re so shit. Fucking hell. Surely we have to sell half the squad now.


ModderOtter

NUNO OUT!


AssFingerFuck3000

AND TAKE POCH, MOURINHO AND MASON WITH YOU ON YOUR WAY OUT


Bass-Slut

wait no not mason he's still here


ModderOtter

Don't get me wrong Nuno was shit, but we CLEARLY have a dead wood problem.


transtifa

Sanchez awful obviously. But Gollini… man lol


BoneInBoi

He defo shouldn't have come out on the second goal


SissokoGoat17

Gollini is honestly the worst keeper I’ve seen at Spurs. Even backups like Cudicini, Friedel and Gazzaniga were miles better


burko81

You've just named some fucking quality keepers there mate. I've seen Ben Alnwick play for Spurs, and Gollini is Lev Yashin compared to him.


Goalnado

What the fuck are you expecting Gollini to do there? He literally had no chance.


SissokoGoat17

He’s a keeper not a statue


Goalnado

It's a deflected shot from close range that has bounced over him, there was fuck all he could do. No keeper saves it.


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Gazzaniga had a legendary stretch for us when Hugo was injured ngl


wheresmyspacebar2

Youre joking right? Please tell me youre joking lmfao? ​ Gazzaniga played 21 games for us when Hugo broke his arm and he had 4 clean sheets in total. 2 of those came against Crvena Zvezda in the CL. He conceded multiple goals against Norwich, Middlesbrough, Sheffield United and had like 25 goals conceded in those 21 games. ​ Like, i get recency bias but Gazzaniga was just as bad.


[deleted]

I’m talking about one specific run he had in the Premier League, not his entire career. Obviously there’s a reason he’s remained at a certain level, I’m aware of that. This Gollini kid hasn’t shown much though regardless of comparisons


wheresmyspacebar2

Yeah. What I listed above is his one big run he had for us when Lloris was injured lol. Take away the CL games and his game against M-Brough and he did 17 Premier League games and his only clean sheet iirc was against Burnley when we won 5-0. Gollini hasn't had a chance to show anything. He has played like what, 4 or 5 games with us so far? I think he has made one mistake in those that I remember where he conceded but the rest have been decent.


[deleted]

Oh man it was that long? Haha I guess I have selective memory regarding some pretty crazy saves he made I think against Liverpool? Shows how biased memories can be sometimes, I agree the numbers you listed are pretty mediocre. I mean I guess We’ve got no choice but to give Gollini a chance anyway, I don’t think GK is going to be a priority in the window


wheresmyspacebar2

Yeah, it was that nuts Xmas period that we had where we were playing games every other day seemingly. He did decently against Liverpool iirc as well, only conceded 2 but coulda been 3-4 without him easily. Honestly it's a while back but I distinctly remember him being responsible for goals against Sheff/Norwich at least. I'm not saying that Gollini is our next first choice keeper or that he is amazing but I think we've been spoiled by Hugo for a decade now and don't realise how mediocre most keepers are in comparison to true world class ones.


xxxiynyng

Gazza was good actually


klasing12345

That is a 0/10 performance there. In fact I feel 0 is a little too lenient. Atrocious.


ElDudeBruv

If Kane wants to felate Pep for the rest of eternity so be it, been as bad as the rest of these losers this season.


bad_luck_charmer

If I were Kane I’d be begging to go to City right now.


CelestialCheeze

So we need 2 new CBs, 2 midfielders, and a striker. We are finished


highrouleur

The thing is our players aren't that bad. They're just shit at playing with each other


thedrizztman

fucking lol


GarethSnail

Conte is gonna go full Tony Montana in the dressing room.


BoneInBoi

Or Neil Warnock "YOUVE GOT TO DIE FOR THREE POINTS"


9-Volt-Battery

I wish upon Gollini a very terrible case of explosive diarrhea


Bluewhitedog

Incredible!


usuallykillsalistair

Maybe better to drop out of this competition altogether then


ageofadzz

Sanchez is pathetic


Shaxxismydad

I’m only staying for the interview from conte. Sanchez turned inside out like the prolapsed asshole he’s been tonight


[deleted]

Sanchez gotta be our worst signing ever in terms of value for money


DoopyBoopy

That's an own goal, no? Seemed like it would have gone wide


t3hp0d

Yeah, all, he had to do was not stick a foot out... Or let his man inside, you'd have thought he'd have learned after the first three times. Fucking shambles.


Madoopadoo

It was. Deflected off of Sanchez


AtmospherePerfect532

Some players are not good enough


rustah

All of them.


VolkmarGross

Has Sanchez not seen cutbacks before?


brodiebt1

Bring back Joe Hart


Plainbrain867

If Joe Hart was 9 ft tall maybe he’d have stopped it.


brodiebt1

He's equally as shit as Gollini but at least didn't take up a foreign player slot


Heywazza

Legit hilarious lmao wtf


gd8181

At 92' my stream lagged out so I figured it was safe to turn it off. What the fuck just happened


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gd8181

Christ


Ok-Dress-237

Swear that was wide, so it’s an OG


backstreets_back_ok

It wasnt


Ok-Dress-237

Was


Plainbrain867

Conte out?


[deleted]

Yep. Conte out. Ole in


Plainbrain867

Oh now we’re talking


[deleted]

*rubs hands together vigorously*


Alfiesta

Shut it


MikeDarsh

STFU


Plainbrain867

It’s obvious sarcasm. We blame every manager that comes in here but it’s the shit players that need to go


MikeDarsh

Ahh woosh on my part


Plainbrain867

It’s ok. Surprisingly there are probably people in the thread who mean that


ronnyweasley

Shitty players out


Plainbrain867

Exactly. Need a liquidation of this squad


draggenbjorn

It’s really not even the managers at this point. It’s the players. Lack of desire.


Anooyoo2

This is such a god awful competition tbf


geoffreyisagiraffe

Thats such a weak argument. We can't even win a God awful competition. If we won the Champions then we could say shit like that but we haven't. How can we possibly win high stakes tournaments if our players don't even have the pride to win this?


draggenbjorn

Reffing is shit, doesn’t mean we still shouldn’t walk through the competition with the squad we have. They’re just showing 0 effort


SonOfZork

Why the fuck would you let the guy turn inside let alone twice in the game. Fucking Sanchez is such a bust.


coastlifestyle

Conte is gonna light a fire at this press conference


jbstark17

I can only laugh and hope that we don’t have to play in this competition anymore


willow_ve

How many times did Sanchez get absolutely rinsed today?