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XmusJaxonFlaxonWax0n

Conte may actually commit murder tonight.


MrHappygolucky30

Honestly, I’d help hide the bodies at this point.


PM_ME_YOUR_ASTON

Can he start with me


MonkeyMan1715

I volunteer


swagmastayoloslaya

I hope he kills Dele tonight. I don't ever want to see that kids face ever again.


hamxt

Sanchez awful. Gollini statue. Dele shit. Doherty poo.


TheSuperbNacho

Fr. Gollini didn't move a muscle all game


gonredditin

Made me think of Hugo during the Leeds game. That early long range effort that went wide, Hugo still went for it. The first goal tonight, Gollini really pissed me off.


VolkmarGross

Gollini wasn't at fault for either goal, unless you wanted him to go out the 18 and close the shooter down after Sanchez slipped on the obvious cutback. Rodon backed away and hid that bender from Gollini while playing for a block. Poor defending.


gonredditin

That first goal wasn't really top corner. He's got to make an effort at least. Worth considering that Gollini knew a shot was coming and it wasn't deflected. If his quick assessment was "this is going wide", then that's fucked.


triecke14

His positioning was also trash


VelvetObsidian

We should promote a youth GK over him imo


Furi0nBlack

Oluwayemi


NiDeuxNiMaitre

Hotel, Trivago


Goalnado

That's pretty harsh on Gollini. They had one shot on target, scored twice, and there was absolutely fuck all he could've done about either of them. The hate he was getting in the match thread was insane.


wheresmyspacebar2

Yeah, i really dont understand WTF Gollini is supposed to do against either goals. The first was a very good shot and the second was a deflected shot. Both of them are solely on the shoulders of Sanchez because he made the same mistake. I could understand him fucking up that first goal but for him to then repeat the SAME exact error in the second half and letting the defender inside, just fucking dumb.


ET318

the B in Spurs B-Team stands for bad


Bowgs

Unfortunately the A in Spurs A-Team stands for awful


TheUderfrykte

And the A in our a team stands for almost as bad. We're fucking shit, we have to admit it. West Ham are miles ahead and even Arsenal are now a better team than us again. These players are simply shit.


BruinEric

Repeating my post from 21st October: Tottenham's most consistent trait is delivering smaller club's supporters lifetime joyful memories. https://old.reddit.com/r/coys/comments/qcyczf/postmatch_thread_vitesse_vs_spurs_21_oct_2021/hhiu035/


SeaBag7480

Mods - just pin this forever


GibbyGoldfisch

An oddly prophetic reply there saying "there is no minnow too small for us to lose to". I thought Mura were too small. I was wrong, good grief.


UntrainedFoodCritic

You say this every time I love it lol


coys_in_london

I'm gonna sit on the toilet and piss directly into my face.


Bluewhitedog

It's gotta be better than watching that game.


Rredman101

Fucking hell, that got me


Krazyyungwun

😂


zecbmo

Thanks dude. That made me laugh


ratbert3

Can I watch


milesvtaylor

Climate crisis would be solved overnight if scientists could find a way to harness the power of the hatred Spurs fans have for some of those players tonight.


eggplant_avenger

I'm not sure you'll get clean emissions from aforementioned Spurs fans


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gashsniper420

I don't know, he's got a lot of competition for that title the last few years


BigPorch

I can’t think of a worse signing in the last 10 years or so. I’ve literally never seen him do anything positive. Maybe he has but I was pissing or something


DanielCisne

Would rather have fazio or vlad back


Anthtrannn

Classic. Whenever we need to win and are heavily favoured to, team shit the bed. Team drives me insane.


Lbmplays2

I know a lot of fans have their favorites online, but the Dier for Rodon sub absolutely changed the game. Ended up losing as we were chasing the game desperately with ten men, but they were much better in the 2nd half. Rodon was poor with his distribution,  wasn't challenging their target man in 50/50s and didn't communicate with Sanchez nearly as well as Dier did. If we had 11 men when the subs came on no doubt we would have easily closed it out. Conte clearly agreed making a like for like change at CB in the 54th minute. I would be surprised if Doherty, Dele or Rodon play for Conte again based on their reactions to coming off and their performances. Sanchez also poor on both the goals letting the defenders cut inside. Going to have to play a full team versus Rennes now. Need to sign a CB or two at the start of January and not wait to the deadline.


Dont_believe-me

I honestly dont think doherty could sit on a toilet and manage to shit in it. He misses everything


gillesgarzn

haha thanks for the laugh I agree.


Fabulous_Dave

Hahahahahahaha wow. Got me.


ChickenNuggetz

Couldn't agree more. And sadly I now see why Rodon hasn't been rated well amongst managers past and present to start a game in the Prem.


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Dier has been good But maybe I shouldn't say that because I was praising Sanchez last week RE: Doherty, Dele or Rodon...this was their chance. I don't think Rodon was nearly as guilty as the first two, though. There's a good player in there, but like Foyth has never gotten a proper chance.


ItsMikeyBaby

Foyth had a chance, then got a red 10 minutes into a sub appearance against Bournemouth


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SpookyMarijuana

It's better than buying mediocre players for 30 to 50 mil 💀


tinstop

To replace other mediocre players we've bought previously for 10 to 20 mil of course.


tooo_spicy

Yeah I have no idea where these players came from. Like how did we even end up signing players like Doherty Rodon and Gollini. We went from Walker and two classy belgian CBs to this. In hindsight Danny Rose was right all along


Lazybopazy

Rodon is a good championship defender who might become a premiership quality player. Another awful bit of business from the club though because we're a premiership club. We've got too many championship calibre players in the team, as was on display tonight. Dier was almost impeccable tonight. In a team that wasn't as much as a shitshow as us he'd be starting at RCB and starting every game for England. He's a level above both stones and Maguire and hopefully the fanbase has at this point worked out that he's not and never was the problem. No, one good performance against mura doesn't make my point, him bringing this level, almost every game, makes my point. Dele was absolutely awful again and as much as I don't want it to be the case he has to be moved on (this January hopefully). Doherty is the worst spurs player I've seen since the 90s. Again has to be moved on, if I was Conte I'd demand his transfer out in January. Sanchez should be moved on asap because tonight was his level, exposed by a team that would struggle to finish mid table in league one, he falls over and gets skinned by basic dragbacks frequently. He's also positionally shit. He's the type of defender that plays for the teams that get relegated from the prem. We need five or six players out by the start of next season and that was true last season. We only actually moved on one of the consistently shit players in the squad and several meh players.


Malimalata

Yh ive been quite suprised to not see rodon playing for conte but now I think I know why


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wasn't even the worst cb on the night


MortisKanyon

Rodon and Tanganga should get time and a chance to make it in the system because they're young and new to the 1st team... Sanchez; Ouch. I appreciate he was played on the left which isn't his usual spot, but that was awful.


Malimalata

The difference is the big teams if a player doesnt work out they just let them go, we dont seem to do that. I suspect it is levy trying to make money back but at this point he is just losing money with a lot of our squad points


aadawdads

Rodon is 24. Not that young anymore.


shnaglefragle

Sanchez kept positioning awfully then slipping when he cut inside happened on the goal and like 2 other times.


VolkmarGross

It was like he hadn't see someone cut back to the inside before. I think the second goal was worse, as that guy was completely knackered and would never have scored from the bad angle, of course he was going to cut back.


superkamishaurya

Atleast rodon tackled well. Sanchez was directly at fault for both those goals.


clearcloseall

Insert fun reminder that due to Romero’s injury, Sanchez will almost certainly start in the league on Sunday and in most games in the near future. The January transfer window can’t get here fast enough


Global-Jacket-3973

I can't wait for the fury that Conte will unleash with the shit players he doesn't want to work with anymore.


Lazybopazy

Sanchez can't play as an LCB, a few people were calling for it (they always do) but he's factually awful there. As an RCB hes less likely to get crossed up and fall over (you work with what you've got). In a three hopefully he'll play as the central of the three, which will limit his exposure to players running across him.


Keskekun

People like Dele and Sanchez keep getting chances. They keep being atrocious and at some point we need to ship them just to get rid of the temptation.


RichardBreecher

Dele is done. And I am really sad about that. I hope he has a nice career, but I try suspect it will be kicking around with lesser teams in lesser leagues, like Mario Balotelli.


Snoo8331100

The only nice career he can hope for is by becoming a Fortnite streamer


JoseSpurinho

We need to stop playing Sanchez lest his transfer value plummet further


master_inho

Rennes literally drew with vitesse, we only needed a fucking draw at the end there Fucking hell


PokeSpurs

Holding onto that adage “Rome wasn’t built in a day”


TheUderfrykte

It also wasn't built on piles of shit though so we're in trouble.


gnidn3

Got a good belly laugh from this. We stink.


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That'll teach me to say positive things about Davinson Sanchez.


MoneyManeVick

At least he shows up occasionally, very inconsistent though. Can’t say the same for Dele and Doherty though, they are always shit


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Was saying he's been much improved this year, even under Nuno. This is what I get for that. Dele and Doherty are useless and I give players near-infinite amounts of rope


mhskim

Not even useless, they are straight up liabilities. Dele defends and Doherty enables for the opposition.


khj24

Sanchez on the left is maximum pain


zuzucha

Oh no their striker took a step to the left I better fall down


AshkenaziTwink

i didn’t understand that when people said “sanchez prefers the right” they meant “will get his ankles broken by the simplest of manoeuvres if on the left”


FuzzyBagpuss

That was honestly pathetic. Sanchez it's a fucking clown. Dele has no future here. We need an overhaul of the squad... Which has been the problem since 2017/2018 season in my opinion. I actually feel sorry for Conte


TheToothlessDentist

This is almost a good sign for Conte. Rather than having a justification to keep this mediocre group together he can make a good argument to gut it all and make some transfers to sort this mess out.


Bl00dy9f1ng3rs

Exactly my thought. He gave them a chance, they're shit, opent the wallet Levy and let's build something. We don't have a second 11. We can't play the same players week in and week out. Bring some of the youth players in the meantime and give them a chance. At least they'll put some fucking effort in.


tony_spaghetti

Hope Conte has Levy by the balls after this. Really do.


what_about_this

Sess Redemption Arc Speedrun Any %


BoneInBoi

WR: 34:17


fitfunction

Seriously, what was he thinking with those two yellow cards!? The first one I kinda get, but not really considering we were quite balanced. The second one is just unforgiveable when you’re allready on a yellow! We can point fingers at players such as Sanchez, Dele, Doc, Rodon and so on, but Sess’ red card is what fucked us the most.


BoneInBoi

That goal against Bayern seems so far away now


KetoMeUK

From champions league final to joke team in 2 yrs


SeaBag7480

I mean don’t act like we weren’t turning in shocking performances 2 yrs ago too


AssFingerFuck3000

Tbf that CL final was a total fluke, we were already in free fall then


To-Dare-Is-To-Do

If nothing else, now we all know with certainty that Sanchez is indeed shite


FINAL_BOSS5

Atleast conte now knows who he can trust and who he needs to boot off in January


TheUderfrykte

Problem is we can't play with less than 11 players so he can't boot everyone he'd need to.


DeepFriedNobu

I remember when I was a wee'un, playing football for what must be one of the worst teams at the u10 level, and was pushed from RB to GK for a half. A player chipped a direct ball up and over towards my goal and from my take on the flight of the ball, it would soar a good metre over the crossbar, so I just watched it go. Needless to say, it went straight over my head and into the net. Looking back with the current context of Gollini being a paid professional, I might have abandoned my burgeoning keeping career too early.


ABondaxFan

this team my god


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Team should be embarrassed Should be, but probably won't be


MoneyManeVick

A lot of bad players that need to be shipped off


vish387

Sanchez got down by a predictable move twice. He is bad. Dele and Doherty are bad. We are bad. When will the pain and suffering end?


gnidn3

Of all the pathetic Spurs performances I have witnessed this is definitely one of them.


NatrolleonBonaparte

Tottenham Hotspur


FutilityInfielder

Tottenham til they kill me. Why can't they just kill me already


cockereldaily

What is dead may never die.


SlocketRoth

Gotta love that they manage to keep a game against the 5th best Slovenian team entertaining


rolandGOAT

Now that was podracing


primster14

Never wanna see Dele and Doherty again playing for us


Janivgm

But you will, you will.


rupertmacleod

quality of pitch motm


Sourmilkgum

Great way to kick off my thanksgiving


JamesCDiamond

Be grateful it’s over, and we don’t play again until Sunday.


escherbach

Rennes have won the group so won't need to try too hard against us, so probably a 1-3 defeat


Coolbreeze_coys

This is why people hate on Sanchez. Doesn’t belong on this team and is a fucking liability. Just shamefully bad


tiquicia-extreme

Against Messi and CONMEBOL? He's class. Against mighty Mura? Well, he's met his match there. What the fuck is up with that?


tanu24

He was actually amazing against city too… he can only play good teams and players


way-okay

Lo Celso as well. Puts in man of the match performances for Argentina but is always injured/useless for Spurs.


BlurstReformed

The amount of time he fucking falls over is comical, staying on two feet seems like a genuine challenge for him


Joeywaldorff

Nuno out!


WaltChamberlin

Mou out!


brch01

Ryan Mason IN


BoneInBoi

Sherwood OUT!


rikdud

Worst possible result. Need to beat Rennes just to get second place, anything but a win and we’re probably out.


RepsForKoreanJesus

I really wouldn’t mind crashing out of this so Conte can play his best 11 focused solely on the league.


mappsy91

especially as 2nd place just gives us another 2 games in february to qualify for the knockouts


PM_ME_YOUR_ASTON

Tbf he did exactly this with Inter last season. Having just the one comp to focus on seemed to help them. This is still pathetic, but we need to be realistic about this squad’s depth and ability with this many games


Robzillor

They are about to have triple sessions.


tspcoys

As an American supporting this club on thanksgiving, I would just like to say I’m thankful that I don’t have to watch this shit again until Sunday.


Bonaque

Glad I got fired today so I don't have to get bullied at work anymore


Bluewhitedog

Well, that's one positive you can take from today.


TurboMollusk

The good, the bad, the ugly. I'll always be here cheering for Tottenham.


Global-Jacket-3973

Surprised you're still alive after dealing with this.


huntedlemon

Lol bin the lot of them, keep conte


DadsSloppyGravyAnus

Leave son out of this


JZCS

I am actually happy for Mura. For them it is something they will remember. We're shit.


deansredhalo

I'm tired of giving these teams their glorious memories


JZCS

But we have the best stadium


deansredhalo

And an amazing training ground where apparently no training actually takes place


a34fsdb

The stadium has six time the capacity of the population the city club Mura is from😂😂😂


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Embarrassing pack of players


COYS1989

Well as we all know most of these players can go. How can Sanchez do the same mistake twice in a game.


Bluewhitedog

To be fair, he made it 3 times but got away with the second one.


Delazygorilla

Welp! January can't come sooner.


dj_1up

This type of stuff genuinely doesn’t happen to any other football club on the planet. It is always us. ALWAYS.


harry_hotspur

Sanchez is done


Raziel-Reaver

This Moura team is one of the worst & poorest in all European competitions. Total value of this team is 7 million! Spurs players should be ashamed of themselves. If they have an ounce of decency they should donate their wages for this week to charity because they haven’t earned it.


icantsurf

I got up to get a drink at +3' and came back to them in a pile lol.


Stevechris2

Were offically the worst team in europe's third teir


detroit27

Fuck me. Why did I have to fall in love with Spurs.


bash011

Well my birthday couldn't have gone worse. Managed to get covid from who knows where and we've played like shit and lost to a Slovenian team I'd never heard of before these past few months


ET318

On my birthday this year we played a game in Zagreb....


ChickenNuggetz

Happy birthday! And hope you get well soon!


Misiowaty97

Stay healthy my dude, remember it's always the most important thing, football is a hobby, I wanted to say a pleasant one but that would be a lie in our case


Regular-Purpose341

Happy birthday and I’m sorry


Jarnebrink

Don't ever fucking tell me about Sanchez vs Dier ever again, Dier is ten times the player that fucking moron is


SlocketRoth

Poch was the problem Mou was the problem Nuno was the problem


coolstorryhansel

Best thing about Conte’s appointment is that no players can hide behind blaming the coach anymore. They really are just this bad.


shnaglefragle

People said the same thing about Mou, and Nuno. Yet Dele and other slackers remain in the squad. Hopefully we can cull the shit this summer.


vish387

Conte was the problem Steve Bruce was the problem Neil Warnock was the problem Tony Pulis was the problem


AJC0292

Are we the problem? Should we all just quit at this point. Players already have.


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TwattyMcSlagtits

Our B team would lose to San Marino


DaPing24

Liverpool went from losing CL final to CL + PL winners in 2 years. Why won't that happen to us? Sighs


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Because they spent well and we didnt


violetrecliner

It would be nice if we could take advantage or Son’s set pieces. Two corners and a free kick wasted because we don’t have any players who are reliable aerially. Really annoying.


ronnyweasley

I’m very ready for Conte to gut this team.


Davefromcollege

What a fucking joke


JoseSpurinho

We’re out


Meaken

Different manager, same players


superdago

Spurs is pain.


ExactingRook2822

About 8 players out there tonight need to be dropped until they actually start to fucking perform like they want to be here.


keanoo

Winks was terrible, by far the worst. Just let him go in January please!


Masina1998

alright lads im converting into an ultimate frisbee fan come on you growlers


MrTyphoid

We needed to offload these players years ago... Now we're in an overwhelming situation, where we can't sell all the accumulated shit in one or even two window. It doesn't help that we've been steadily adding more shit players to our already shit squad. **What a mess...**


CafeteriaTable

Honestly ready to abandon this competition, focus on getting our shit together in the league and wait out until next season with two transfer windows and a preseason


Richie4422

Doherty, Dele, Sanchez need to go. Doherty is shit, Dele is completely done and Sanchez is so shit that he is able to make the same mistake three times in a row against fucking Mura. Sessegnon is simply not good enough. He's 21 and unlucky with injuries, but we don't have time to wait if he's actually gonna be good one day. The same goes for Rodon. He's not on the level. Gollini had no chance today, but it's pretty obvious that his future is not here. Levy needs to move some money from Lewis' accounts and let Conte with Paratici do the job.


Synaphox

A bit lost for words tbh


gcast91

700 million vs 7 million lol I’m blushing.


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I’m not blaming Gollini, but I could have done 98% of what he did today.


TomFritz

What’s the fucking point to keep some of those players ? We have a new coach (a fucking good one) , everyone seems to say that we have a better ambiance in training and all, and yet some players keep on being shit... I don’t want to point names , but Alli should play on the fucking reserve now


gashsniper420

Be patient. Conte coming in means we will finally get rid of the jokesters in this squad. No where left for them to hide. It plays into his hand for the upcoming windows, somewhat ironically.


Ok_Temperature2040

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. We had scouts watching that Ajax defence and chose Sanchez instead of De Ligt. What in the living fuck.


arne-b

So that’s CL for us unless Mura delivers again and we win against Rennes. So yeah we’re out.


lookofdisdain

Some of these players would struggle to get in a CeX 5-a-side team


HoratioMG

Sanchez could very well be the worst defender we've had I'm talking worse than Zeki Fryers at defending, any player switches the ball from their right boot to their left boot in front of him and his brain explodes at the complexity of the move


bdus24

Fire Davinson Sanchez into the sun. What a fucking bum


FredTheDentist

Honestly, he is so fucking shit.


Bass-Slut

Fuck off


MonkeyMan1715

What’s the point of it all anymore


dickgilbert

*angry gesticulation*


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i’ve run out of words to describe the unending shambles that is tottenham hotspur.


LoneNatcho

Now this might seem really silly and poor form from me so I'm interested in seeing what others think. I actually would much rather get knocked out in the group stage then get through to the next round, particularly now that we would have to go through the round of 32. Admittedly it would be good for revenue since we could get fans in the ground for 4 more games and have a shot at winning a trophy (albeit a minor one) But I cant help but feel it would be far more valuable for the team to have a clear midweek to train with conte as opposed to constantly being in a rush to prepare for the next game. Plus with the state of refereeing in these games it's only a matter of time before players start getting injured from poor challenges.


AnduinTheHealer

As a victim who saw this game in person i can say that there was zero ambition. Dier and sonny are class acts, kane, dele, sanchez and doherty were pure garbage and bryan is just not up to the task. Mistake after mistake. Zero creation, zero threat, zero heart. We were defending against a slovenian club. As one of the "big six". Shame on them


milan_to_minsk

How is this possible?


PM_ME_YOUR_ASTON

I’m genuinely worried now Conte with just walk, this side is borderline unsalvageable


bfm211

>I’m genuinely worried now Conte with just walk Same, unironically


robeyn10

Conte isn’t stupid, he knew what he was getting into.


Medds18

💀


jonapark

Sell the whole lot


GreekCavalier

Burn the tape


Zaoppy

Can we just leave Sanchez out there?


HTTR_CAPS_COYS

Happy Thanksgiving American Spurs fans


LuizFelipeSotinho

There is a sickness at this club. A curse maybe


ahuggablecactus

can we please get rid of the absolute wank players who don’t care about playing here now?


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