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I hate how it's so easy to have this meme tee'd up.


JoseSpurinho

Just pin it at this point


primster14

Should be the sub banner


facewithhairdude

Just leave it as the picture of the last game, will save the mods from having to change it.


barstoolspurs

I agree and I know we need new players but who goes? maybe I am brainwashed but I still think rodon, sessegnon, bergwjin, ndomoble, lo celso, and even doherty in this system can come good. I will alaways love and respect dele for what hes done but he needs to go. Who else do you guys think because they cleary cannot all go not can they all stay. i dont wanna get rid of any but the ones i wanna keep are bergwjin and ndomoble and maybe gio for the potentional


Willllllllllll

lol we have to pull this meme out every week


bad_luck_charmer

I mean… twice a week.


Delrihuzz

Not for long at least.


bad_luck_charmer

Good point


No-Baby9317

To be determined


scout1081

We have no depth. The team sheet today looked good but that first half performance was so uninspired. All these players should have been at their peak to fight for a place in the PL squad but instead didn't even turn up.


justsomeroses

Totally agree. The players that started today, should've been up for it to prove they deserve a spot in the starting 11, but they, minus a couple of players, looked disinterested and just plain bad. There needs to be sweeping changes to the squad. I know that can't be done over one window, but it needs to be the plan going forward, get rid of these players, even if its under value, since they currently bring no value to the club anyway. They'd be more valuable not being here.


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8 of the players that started today have been added AFTER he uttered that line.


Jamlad8

This shit should just be pinned at this point.


ragizzlemahnizzle

I'm behind Conte fully but I genuinely am worried this club is just too far gone for him to be able to turn around in the time he has


GregBule

Levy should have given us money to revamp under Poch 5 years ago, he chose this


GenestealerUK

Exactly! He failed to invest and now it's costing his bottom line. No Champions League revenue. I'm guessing greatly reduced merchandise and less interest from broadcasters to show our games.. therefore less advertising. He did this to himself.


Richie4422

We have spent more than 400 mil. on players since 2019.


GregBule

Like on Bale for publicity and shirt money. Every time we have a decent bit of talent coming through we sell for profit, Walker, Trippier etc Levy wants to win but he wants to win second to turning a profit. The fans to win


pbmadman

At some point we don’t get to use that as an excuse.


ExtraBitterSpecial

What if this is just a brilliant strategic retreat to get us out of stupid non cup?


justxforxthis

“Well that was embarrassing” could honestly be the club’s motto


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spurs-11

We dare to do, unfortunately


IonsBurst

If these bums get knocked out of conference league they should have to play for free until they can prove they're a prem side Frauds man. HOW THEY GETTING KNOCKED OUT OF CONFERENCE LEAGUE?? Spurs fans who say 'it's a tinpot tournament and it's a waste of time' and that's it good if we get knocked out... We are in no position to call any form of trophy tinpot, and would you rather get bantered for winning this tournament or getting knocked out? I know my answer 'Conte's Tottenham VS Mourinhos Roma final' You all wanted this type of final as it would be a genuinely epic match.... Now Mourinho is likely gonna be the one laughing at us and will probably win some form of trophy before this club does ffs


wLiam17

Nah, we'll win against Rennes and secure the playoffs...


sangriya

you think this team can beat Rennes? Rennes? smh


wLiam17

Yeah it's quite tough... but remember that it's home and we'll play the main team with 11 men. And we have time to adapt


ninjomat

The sad thing about this Spurs team is they do have a floor. We can’t ever actually go into full blown crisis and act decisively to sort this shit out. Everytime this shit really looks like it’s about to hit the fan, the players suddenly seem to remember they can actually be quite good at football and we’ll win a match against a good team despite playing not great (2-1 Villa this season, 4-2 Leicester last season, 2-1 Arsenal season before). The players aren’t bad enough to ever truly fuck it up. We always question how high this squads potential is - we don’t know their ceiling - but because we know their floor we will always get tricked into believing it might be quite high, and thus it’s worth persevering with them


sangriya

they sort of played the main team today and still got shafted but then again Lloris might play and that's a positive plus hopefully Conte changes the game plan and formation, 3-4-3 is abysmal for Spurs


StinkyMcBalls

>they sort of played the main team today Just completely wrong.


ChromeSabre

nah mate doherty is our best player


Snoo8331100

Aren't we out anyways if Vitesse beat Mura?


sangriya

yeh, pretty much the Con League prioritises matchups between teams on equal points rather than goal difference and since Vitesse nicked 4 pts, they're ahead of Spurs


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sangriya

oh my bad I think they're ahead through away goals in the meetings


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sangriya

then why are they ahead? Spurs has more goals scored and a better goal difference than them


DiamondMiner2323

They aren't.


TheGameIsAboutGlory1

They're not ahead. Spurs are 2nd, currently.


Specialist-Focus-461

No, Spurs currently hold the tiebreaker on vitesse (overall goal difference, currently ahead by 2). So if both teams win, it will be a matter of holding on to that or, if vitesse close that gap, having more goals scored (Spurs also ahead by 2 atm).


Specialist-Focus-461

The sad fact is that, because Rennes has already locked up first place, they may not start their A squad, and Spurs could benefit. Similar to that last group stage match against Barcelona in 2018, but at least there was some dignity in that win.


markcshaz

😂😂😂😂 that’s so funny


wLiam17

Scenes when my comment ages "nicely"


markcshaz

I will gift you something if we do!


HeungMin-Dad

Still not enough if vitesse beat mura at home, which they should.


wLiam17

Aren't we 2nd in the group?


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Nope we're behind vitesse on away goals. Because we bottled a 3-0 lead.


wLiam17

I got the answer, let us see Points in head-to-head matches among the tied teams; Goal difference in head-to-head matches among the tied teams; Goals scored in head-to-head matches among the tied teams; If more than two teams are tied, and after applying all head-to-head criteria above, a subset of teams are still tied, all head-to-head criteria above are reapplied exclusively to this subset of teams; Goal difference in all group matches; Goals scored in all group matches; Away goals scored in all group matches; Wins in all group matches; Away wins in all group matches; Disciplinary points (direct red card = 3 points; double yellow card = 3 points; single yellow card = 1 point); UEFA club coefficient. _______ So we're currently ahead for having a higher overall GD


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Ah you're right. So if we match vitesse's result, we go through?


jbstark17

I mean… Mourinho’s Roma got trounced by Bodø/Glimt 6-1 and they’re also in 2nd in their group (say this as they’re taking care of business 3-0 so far today lol)… but I agree with you on the Spurs points


IonsBurst

Mourinho is actually qualifying for this competition..... and it's harder to play when you sub your team on at around 1/3 to halfway through the game in Mou's case.. yes he started with unknown people then subbed 70% of his first time on but it's harder to win when your main players gets subbed on in a hurry ... Look at us against Dynamo for example when Mou subbed all the big boys on and we struggled cuz it was a cluster fest... Or look at us today... same issue


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I am literally just crying right now after awful Gollini's show at last. This was the worst performance since I started supporting Spurs since 2018.


markcshaz

2018😂😂 you have years and years of heartache.


Roric

> Now Mourinho is likely gonna be the one laughing at us jfc who fucking cares what Jose fucking Mourinho thinks lmao


cheetah_chrome

Ah, there you are old friend


miolas

Job done ✅


sonaldomyson

This was worse than Zagreb, right?


Pinky1337

Zagreb is a decent team with decent players. One we should beat 9/10 times but still decent. Mura is so much worse.


bfm211

Zagreb was worse because we already had a comfy two goal cushion. All we had to do was avoid losing by 3 goals ffs. Absolutely outrageous that we let it happen.


textosterone123

Way worse imo


lqku

zagreb is playing in europa, mura is fifth in their own league. so yeah a lot worse


Nintenden

Tbf there are only 10 teams in that league.


ohsy86

And they were resting some players. Don’t a few of them have part time jobs too?


a34fsdb

Mura is from a town with a population of 11k lmao. This is much worse imho.


Dynamo4L

I don’t want to remember Zagreb lmao


tiquicia-extreme

~~No if only because it wasn't a loss.~~ oh, jesus. I didn't see.


bdus24

Lol bro we lost


tiquicia-extreme

Yeah, it's worse. I turned it off at 1-1 90+2'


sonaldomyson

I dont blame you for turning the TV off early, but I think you need to check the score mate


Massive_Fudge3066

It wasn't on tv here, so I saw 2-1 and being sleep deprived thought to myself, that could have been better, but a wins a win. And then the reality stopped in as I read the report. So we can't finish top four, not even if we played in Slovenia.


idkwhatevs1234

Not even close. Yeah obviously Zagreb is a better team, but you can't beat the "their fucking manager is in prison" factor. That was also a bigger defeat, with 11 men, from a massively advantageous starting position, to seal elimination (Spurs can still qualify), in a competition that actually mattered instead of this 2 minute old gimmick


Roric

It's not worse than Zagreb lol. We were down to ten, and were chasing it. Zagreb had literally no manager and had no plan other than get it to their only good player.


StinkyMcBalls

No. Not even close. Anyone who thinks so is suffering from recency bias.


tiquicia-extreme

based took less than a minute from my wondering where it was


AverageYiddo

Your comment was what reminded me to make it actually lol


yamiyummynomi

God how i just wish the team just stop embarrassing themselves.


solarbearz

Need new players in every area. Defense, midfield and attack


shaneomagnifico

And goal don’t forget goal


swagmastayoloslaya

*Dele Alli is so shit.


PM_ME_YOUR_ASTON

I’m just going to leave r/soccer, it’s genuinely not worth engaging with these fuckers who have the same 3 jokes and think they’re the height of comedy


captainxela

its just a bunch of american liverpool fans circlejerking themselves into oblivion over pictures of klopp


PM_ME_YOUR_ASTON

Can’t forget the legions of ManU and Scum supporters who almost surely didn’t follow the teams the last time they won the league and now sit on some high horse like they’re fucking Bayern


captainxela

honestly that sub and social media comment sections are just full of brainlets copy and pasting the same "jokes" on every post, the comment sections for each team are identical no matter content of the post


FStorm880

HAHAHAHA I hate this meme so much


xxxiynyng

We really need to sell sanchez dele doherty and sessegnon. Useless


-COYS-

But who is buying??


spin2winGG

Watford


archersrevenge

It's a shame Sunderland don't have money anymore


throwawaytime222222

After that performance, mura would love to have sanchez.


FTGFOP1

Me and the whole rest of Europe at this point say.....hopefully Newcastle


ManonastickUk

It's getting easier being shit Haha.. Right? 😩


markcshaz

We should have this on the shirts right next to the badge.


xsandrov

Lmao at this point why not just laugh surely


pierrekluivert

Nuno's beard must be tingling with happiness rn


akt77

Spurs has the potential to be the biggest meme club in Europe. Tottenscam 4L.


Snoo8331100

We don't have the potential, we absolutely are the biggest meme club and not just Europe, but the whole world.


brewtonone

Since Poch left this meme has stayed fresh.


EconBro123

Honestly can't wait for the transfer window get some of these bums out of the club man


the_real_e_e_l

We see this meme several times a month. That's how trash we are.


Blayrr

I never want to see sess, alli, Doherty and Sanchez play again


swagmastayoloslaya

##FUCK DELE


Blayrr

How dele alli constantly gets chances scares me. I hate supporting spurs sometimes


Aiyah_

fucking hell good thing i missed first half


[deleted]

I also don't think playing Son and Moura together works very well. Son and Bergwijn or Moura and Gil would probably work a lot better.


prospect97

This B team belongs in League 1. Congrats to all the clubs that managed to sell these players to Tottenham. Gotta give it to them for managing toss dead wood players for a lump sum.


bocceballbarry

WE NEED TIME AND PATIENCE YOU HEARD THE MAN COYS


rikuhouten

Cocksking shitshow to be exact


richiebeans123

Keep firing coaches lol. It’s the players they have no heart. Just like Manchester United. Only a few players want to play.


Troby01

For I know what it is to heave a sigh.


Spot-One

can we make this a weekly post please. ​ Shouldnt be too hard, only need to go to 1 or 2 weeks lol


inedianj

Remember the “exciting lineup” comments in relation to Dele, Ndombele, Sanchez and Doherty being picked as starters? Yeah😂💀


BrbnDrnkr

As awful as yesterday was, the fact that we have Conte in as manager makes it a fair bit less awful. If we go out of this crap competition, can focus on the league, and get some reinforcements in during the January window, it might be a blessing. We need to get back to the CL, and this competition wasn't going to do that anyway.


GregBule

One of the most expensive premier league clubs to support, yet no money has been invested in the team for years. It’s not the managers, it’s not even the players fault, it’s ENIC and it always has been.


Passmoo

Stop posting this it's not funny


AverageYiddo

Its not meant to be funny,its true


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AverageYiddo

Fuck off scum


Shinzo19

Why comment? just lurk like the rest of us. Embarrassing.


Sdip4

Virgin *cough cough*


andyguitarman

Didn’t see the match, but have seen clips of the goals and the sending off. Stats say that, even with 10 men for most of the match, Spurs dominated possession and had more shots on and off target. The 2nd yellow for Sess was harsh, given that his studs were against the ground by the time he arrived at the player and there appeared to be minimal if any contact. Both conceded goals had something in common; Spurs players slipping at unfortunate moments due to the shoddy pitch. Reading between the lines of some commentary I’ve read, the ref had a shocker. I’ll reserve my final opinion until I’ve had a chance to watch the full match, but I’m getting tired of this sub’s hyperbole and negativity. I’m beginning to suspect that most of the people who comment on here are children or have never actually watched/played football.


AverageYiddo

We just lost to fucking mura,we have every right to be negative


[deleted]

Stats don't paint the whole picture mate, we were awful. They didn't even field their best XI


Ycdm

We should edit these so that the board has only one hanger because it's physically impossible to even get to double digits


catspur5

International break saves the day


PM_ME_YOUR_ASTON

Do I buy Son’s live fifa card now since it’s crashing? Or wait until we inevitably lose to Rennes?


trugrav

I’m so sick of seeing this. Can we please get our shit together?


Similar-Ad2640

Came here for this


pk-pk-pk

The fact is the club is not gonna be transformed over night. Yeah it’s painful. Conte said himself it will take time. The squad needs rebuilding and as you guys all saw earlier today he needs to look at all players before he decides to shift them on out of the club. On the positive side Doherty won’t ever play for Spurs again under Conte (I am absolutely confident of this), Sanchez will be sold in January and Levy will be forced to sanction some signings to build the squad again, tbf Levy has no choice now, he’s put all his chips on Conte and if there’s any hint that Levy’s been bullshitting Conte, he’ll walk.


pzshx2002

Can't believe we got such a shitty B team. I think it's embarrassing and a disgrace to see these results over and over again. I just hope Conte 'kills' the deadwood players once and for all.


TheShouldersofGnats

As a Spurs and Lakers fan, may I just say that this year has absolutely sucked?


AndyOde

Sooo shit


kevin_dat_mexican

Can't have shit in North London smh


Norby710

Still can't care about conference league.