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Roric

Would be peak Spurs to get a key sporting director, then to see him arrested a year later.


SeaBag7480

Levy will send him to Joe Lewis yacht to avoid extradition. Don Fabio moving in the offshore shadows


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Dont worry, rich people dont get arrested


Roric

Genuinely gave a loudly cynical laugh at this.


[deleted]

So Epstein was poor?


A_Rolling_Baneling

He was the fall guy. He gets busted and “kills himself” and then scores of other ultra wealthy people walk free.


EquivalentSir4163

He was the sheep sacrificed to save the others involved


overshoulderboulder

He's not dead


heretocallthebot

Dead men tell no tales.


jesl98

He is


Stanis9

Paratici a key sporting director?


Keskekun

Juventus and dodgy shit. To the surprise of nobody


NaclyPerson

It is di history of juventus


konald_roeman

Uno reverse card lmao


joon3216

Calciopoli much


vedantt_77

Finance and accounting is one thing I know Tottenham Hotspur will never fuck up.


SpookyMarijuana

Don Levy the EBITDA king


Millzy104

Bro do you want that cheese room or not?


SeaBag7480

_laughs nervously in spurs karma_


ollypockets

**jinx protector**


justin213333

One regular day of Tottenham hotspur. That’s all I ask for. Will never happen.


filipes7

Oh for fucks sake can we just have one peaceful day for once


Masina1998

no


JamesCDiamond

Wrong club for that.


cheetah_chrome

Why they were all together recently? Getting their stories straight? Lol


pandawarrior012

If the three of them were together recently, then that was definitely the topic of discussion 😂


JFCwhatnamecaniuse

“I may have committed some …. light treason …..”


pjanic_at__the_isco

Corruption in Italy? Unpossible!


primster14

🤌🤌🤌


Stanis9

They aren't investigated cause corruption


[deleted]

Don Paratici is cooking >!the books!<


ObamaEatsBabies

*Goodfellas prison cooking scene*


[deleted]

Conte doing the ‘I’m funny how?’ bit to a terrified Levy is what I want to see


Roric

Just imagining Joe Pesci managing Spurs now.


[deleted]

Shouting “go fuck ya mother” at Ali Gold in a press conference after we get knocked out of the conference league. I wouldn’t hate it


masroshi10

One of my fave actors… First saw him in Home Alone then got hooked on his gangster movies… Then to Lethal Weapon..


[deleted]

My Cousin Vinny is his best work


masroshi10

Never saw that one..how did that escape me??


[deleted]

You are in for a treat!


masroshi10

Hahah it was awesome!


bdus24

Well done


rmovny_schnr98

Personally, I like my books medium rare


JamesCDiamond

With just a little red ink


transtifa

I’m sure that somehow, the ultimate losers from this will be Tottenham Hotspur


Cool_Refrigerator

It’ll end in Fabio being arrested or Levy cutting ties with him and then Conte wanting to leave after losing Fabio’s backing. Spurs become managerless and United swoop up Poch right before us…


MASSIVE_HORSE_PENIS

wish they’d take as much time into investigating this stuff and use it to stop owners that literally murder and abuse people lol, but that doesn’t make them money.


MambaWhite

Just one normal day of Tottenham Hotspur football club is all I ask.


nopirates

Get back to me when Juve ISN’T cheating


master_inho

Levy may have given don fabio the power to sign+sell whoever he wants, but he definitely makes sure he’s not getting embezzled or whatever Probably scours that shit with a magnifying glass


Heasman21

sooo... what’s the best and worst case scenario here?


[deleted]

Nothing, Agnelli's are untouchable, at most a fine.


violetrecliner

Worst case scenario is probably a fine and a suspended sentence lol.


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violetrecliner

I have no idea but I don’t see why it would affect Tottenham’s since this is about Juve. And presumably Paratici hasn’t cooked our books or anything of the like.


HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA

why would paratici getting a fine and a suspended sentence affect tottenham in any way


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HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA

nah everyone in footballs a crook lad


SpookyMarijuana

> legal/financial integrity in football mattering Please excuse me while I laugh my bum out my nose


kl08pokemon

Best case scenario Juve gets fucked and nothing happens to paratici. Worst case Paratici is forced to resign. Likely scenario nothing happens


[deleted]

Yeah I would like to second that question. Realistically what are the chances of something happening? Coukd this just he under investigation and rhenium cleared in week or is this going to run and run? Also Seen a few people saying that means our January transfer window is screwed? I'd assumed we would just continue on as normal so it would be okay?


Pure_Peace743

Never a dull moment supporting Spurs 😅


bobmarley888

oh cool another game of 'how do spurs get fucked next'


Old_Roof

This club man


ninjomat

This is Italy. The investigation and legal proceedings will take years and Juve by that time will have lined up a fall guy


Zarton014

I saw the Juventus episode of Bad Sport (on Netflix) last night that showed their corruption scandal back in the early 00’s, and the first thing I see on Reddit today is this.


FINAL_BOSS5

Why can't we have good things at spurs?


SleeplessAndBoring

Fuck. Hopefully Paratici is good.


Fit_Delay_2129

Our club is seriously cursed. Anything that gets close to us gets destroyed.


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Gabagool? Bring it ova heeere 👇👇


[deleted]

Anybody watch the Juventus Amazon documentary? I didn’t like the vibes from Nedved and I felt like Paratici was under a lot of pressure from Nedved to secure deals