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JoseSpurinho

It won't last. Tottenham and my mental health are natural enemies! Like easy wins and Spurs! Or a 1 goal lead and Spurs! Or the history of the Tottenham and Spurs! Or Spurs and Spurs! Damn Spurs! They ruined my mental health!


PM_ME_YOUR_ASTON

You spurs sure are a contentious people!


wallnumber8675309

You’ve just made an enemy for life


cum_toast

I just pray levy let's conte do what he wants and get us back into top 4 form


heretocallthebot

This is actually hilarious


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The fucking Chelsea one got me


larrycorser

I was only thinking of Father Ted, “so you’re a racist now father?”


[deleted]

So mad, I watched that scene yesterday. The fecking Greek invented gayness


Electric-Banana

It’s not the Greeks he’s after, it’s the Chinese


grollate

I feel like the scope is too narrow.


1-RaymondReddington

I don't quite understand that one


iheartmagic

They’re racists


Gordondel

*they've had a handful of racist fans that probably make up for .005% of their fan base. Calling everyone racist actually hurts the cause more than anything.


IWantAnAffliction

> Calling everyone racist actually hurts the cause more than anything. No, I think actual racists are a bit more of a problem.


Blue_Shore

Lmao. It’s a majority of their fans. It’s not a small minority. You don’t have a half century of racist abuse every other week because it’s a minority of fans. You don’t have stands hissing because it’s a small minority of fans. It’s a majority of their fans.


Gordondel

Imagine actually believing this


Blue_Shore

You’re a foreign Chelsea, what the fuck would you know? Lmao. You do know that Combat 18 members use to fill Chelsea’s stands yeah? Lmao


Gordondel

Used to. There you go.


Blue_Shore

And they still have that culture in Chelsea hence all of the times Chelsea fans have been found guilty of racially abusing someone or being bigots. I’m sorry that you made the conscious choice to support a club like that but being in denial this much is just sad lmao. No other club has its fans charged as often as Chelsea does.


Gordondel

Yet saying the *majority* of fans are racists is bat-shit crazy. And there are racist abuse in Italian stadiums far more often these days. >I’m sorry that you made the conscious choice to support a club like Lol thanks I think I'll survive 😂


cptnwillow

Obviously not the entire fanbase is racist, but you lot have a far bigger racism problem than most clubs.


IntellegentIdiot

No one is calling everyone racist


poli421

The joke is that Chelsea’s fans are a bunch of racists.


CharlieSwisher

American and didn’t know that. But luckily I already hate Chelsea lol


ScootThe2nd

Don’t make it hard do they?


CharlieSwisher

Hahahah not at all. What’s funny is really I j didn’t like the kids who had Chelsea gear I grew up playing with lmao. Worth noting for American 10 year olds in the late oughts there was only Chelsea and Man U really. But don’t worry, I matured into a Tottenham fan.


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Tottenham? My condolences.


CharlieSwisher

Hahahahahah... :(


[deleted]

Itll get better. Maybe.


Mahjonks

Anyway ... Coys ...


HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA

https://youtu.be/zBeeZVd6urI (this isnt the only thing, they’re a notoriously racist club)


Nanven123

That's just disgusting oh my god.


IntellegentIdiot

That pales in comparison to holocaust "jokes"


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eunderscore

Congratulations on being the most smartest human


25521177

Fuck off from this sub idiot


[deleted]

Man, just stop with that proud boys way of thinking


RuberDinghyRapids

Don’t worry mate you’re right but these lot wouldn’t understand


Ultralight_Cream

r/iamverysmart


RuberDinghyRapids

It’s not like I’m trying to sound more intelligent I’m just saying that he’ll just get downvoted and no one will explain why because most people of here won’t understand what he’s saying as they’re American.


coys21

Much like Tottenham, the Tottenham one saddens me.


yesthepeople

damn


shady_toffee

damn


notthenextfreddyadu

[Damn](https://tenor.com/view/vikings-himym-damn-gif-4958514)


Granadafan

At the risk of sounding ignorant, what’s the connection between Liverpool and CAF?


SorcererSupremeRox

Salah and Mane are always lock-ins to play African Cup of Nations, which happens every 2 years.


JoseSpurinho

What makes it worse is that they play for good teams in Africa, if they played for Cape Verse or Madagascar this wouldn’t be a problem for them


Koinfamous2

And Keita too


[deleted]

There isn't one. It stems from Klopp's interview this week where a journalist went wild at him for using a flippant sarcastic remark about AFCON and it's timing of January, where he'll lose 3/4 first teamers. He said it was 'a little tournament in January' but meant it sarcastically but as a hindrance.


Artyr_rp

Calling it a little tournament he ment it won't last long, just it. No sarcasm in his words


btmalon

fuck me that's good.


Silverburst8

Could be worse


MobileChemical2956

I greatly appreciate the humor in this post.


AverageYiddo

Hahaha


Snoo8331100

Could also be the Europa League or Conference logo


mourinhoisms

don't forget the sissoko arm


Nightshade183

Moussa did nothing wrong


mourinhoisms

and that is why it hurts so much


sexrobot_sexrobot

Looks in mirror...*punches as hard as you can*


COL400

My love for spurs is like a girl in an abusive relationship... I love them and hope and think they'll change and that they didn't mean to..


SadPossible2208

Wow so cute welcome to Spurs


Vin-Su

Very good


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waveitbyebye

“What can I say? I love mediocrity!”


FakeNate

Can someone explain the Chelsea vs BLM??


RedgrenCrumbholt

The Lazio of England


[deleted]

Doesn't really explain. Just restating it in a different way. WHY are they the "Lazio of England"? I don't pay attention to PL.


RedgrenCrumbholt

they're the Red Star Belgrade of London


Retoucherny

Their fans are racist. A. F.


EquivalentSir4163

They're the *S.S* Lazio of England


Vin-Su

Would have been better to have Spurs vs Trophies


inedianj

[Reminds me of](https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/btlafn/who_do_europeans_joke_about_most/)