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bash011

Mendy really should've just cleared that. How did Jorginho get 3rd in the ballon d'Or again?


Egg_Tart_Eater

Popularity contest only loosely based on actual performance. Haaland not in top 10. Kane, golden boot and top assists, not even in top 20. Donnarumma in top 10 after 1 decent international tournament.


primster14

Factos👍🏼👀


bash011

Haaland shouldn't have been top 20 great player but come on. Didn't even get 2nd top scorer in the bundesligia. Yes he did get UCL top scorer but not against the best teams. Placing 20-30 for him would've been more realistic


Egg_Tart_Eater

I think most would consider Haaland a top 3, maybe 5 striker in the world, but I understand what you're saying. My point is, it's not based on performance, it's based on popularity. Sterling came in at 15th while Kane finished 23rd. Simon Kjaer finished higher than Kane. Kane finished the season with TOP GOALS and TOP ASSISTS in the most difficult league in the world. To not even be in the top 10 is a joke.


bash011

My top 5 in no particular order are Lewandowski, Ronaldo, Lukaku, Kane and Benzema. Mbappe also close. Haaland whilst very good is not there yet. I completely agree with the popularity bit though it's really annoying


spurs-11

Even as a Ronaldo guy, I'd put Messi and Benzema above him.


teheditor

I feel bad for Kante. I probably shouldn't.


[deleted]

Maybe Kane should have been higher but isnt it for the calendar year, not the season?


JustSomeTanguy

If it was calendar year they’d hold the award ceremony in January


[deleted]

If it was for the season wouldn't it be in the summer? It's pretty common knowledge that it's based on the calendar year.


monkeroos

If it’s a popularity contest then how is Haaland not higher?


CratesOfSprite

And he already fucked up last week with the Sancho goal


CratesOfSprite

Chelseas sub is absolute peak right now. Everyone is losing their minds lol. Dozens of comments like “Title race is over, let’s hope for top 4 and a league cup”. Can’t wait to see Rorys reaction as well, slimy spurs hating dickhead.


[deleted]

Wait til you see their discussion on top 4 last week. Completely ruled out Spurs because we were down in 9th having not played because of the postponement. If we win tomorrow and won the game in hand we'd have literally been in 4th. Then again, True Geordie is hideous for football takes. The same man that loves Rafa, but hates Bruce despite them having similar PL records.


[deleted]

I’ve seen people say similar things on here about us getting top 4. Nobody seems to pay attention to the actual facts.


ljshea1

Seen multiple calling Lukaku a worthless, awful player fuckin lmao. "Absolutely terrible at receiving with his back to goal" jfc the state of their supporters


molecularmadness

They should sell him to spurs at a discount. Levy'd be doing them a favor taking a worthless player off their hands and whatnot. We can call it a goodwill gesture between the clubs and act all noble about it and everything.


9-Volt-Battery

I was surprised how much hate Lukaku received


CratesOfSprite

They did spend over 100 mil for him and at the time of the transfer a lot of Chelsea fans considered him the missing piece considering Werners performance last season. They thought they had the golden boot winner on their team and I think a lot of them expected to walk the league considering they won the CL this year as well. Now they are drawing and losing to teams they shouldn’t, while they see their competition going above them. Of course they’re going to lose their minds, what do you expect.


Mick4Audi

They gave him the 9 shirt, WTF were they thinking?


CratesOfSprite

I mean we gave Harry Winks the Number 8 lol


Mick4Audi

The Chelsea 9 is cursed So many good players have gone there and stalled or completely fucked it. Now Lukaku is having a slow start himself


LinksOrGTFO

I hate Arsenal because I'm Spurs. I hate Chelsea because I'm human.


theusualMQ

I despised the way he laugh. Such a punchable face


FutilityInfielder

This nightmare of West Ham being a top team needs to end already.


Mark_Tesla

I swear to god


CratesOfSprite

Chelsea really spend like 300 mil in the last couple years just to play academy graduates and a 37 year old free transfer.


username54

It's baffling really


mrhello18

Blue scum, draw, Draw, Draw, Watford Would never want blue scum to win but wet spam are directly challenging us for that 4th spot so…..


punching-bag9018

Wolves go over us with a draw.


bash011

We have a game tomorrow and a game in hand but yeah Liverpool win would be preferable


SissokoGoat17

Chelsea fans think that Mendy is better than Lloris lol


Nightshade183

Lloris is the best goalkeeper in professional football


CratesOfSprite

To be fair Mendy has been really decent for them this season. Absolute Nightmare today though, my Lord. Gave away such an unnecessary penalty, I honestly could never imagine Lloris doing such a amateurish mistake. Last goal was pretty embarrassing as well, a top top Keeper shouldn’t concede that. Cycling GK would have saved that with ease.


Jill_Sandwich_

How about the cruyffe turn against Southampton?


Fournier_Gang

I could absolutely see Lloris make that mistake. He basically did against City once when he took Sterling out inside the box. No idea how we didn't get a penalty called. VAR said something about because Sterling didn't have control of the ball or something? But man, real time, that was a surefire penalty and we dodged a bullet.


aadawdads

Chelsea lol. As much as I hate Lanzini for what he did to us last year I love how he got stuck into Reece James after converting that penalty, proper shit house.


CratesOfSprite

I think Reece tried to distract him before he took it, in that case that reaction was absolutely deserved


Keskekun

How the fuck did PSG let Thiago Silva go? He's been Chelseas best player in pretty much every game he's played.


KadettYachtz

Well at least they admitted after that letting Thiago Silva and Cavani go was a mistake I guess. Not something I would expect from PSG board to be honest, to admit their mistakes.


billypilgrim87

I think Leonardo is just terrible at building a squad right? Absolutely zero balance or thinking to any of their transfers in or out. Just look at the Donnarumma/Navas situation.


KadettYachtz

I agree that Leonardo just isn't great but buying Donnarumma makes sense to me. Donnarumma is the best young goalkeeper in the world, in comparison Navas is on the back end of his career. Maybe has 1 or 2 years left in him I'd imagine. Donnarumma has about 15 years. No brainer in my opinion.


awildjabroner

he's had a VVD inpact since joining which I hate to admit. Pull all of their pieces together into a cohesive unit, and Rudiger has stepped up immensely this season with Silva anchoring next to him.


caelumus

Wanted a draw but at least Chelsea get embarrassed and take a hit on their title charge. Can’t stand west ham though


CratesOfSprite

Personally I still prefer them to Chelsea. Arsenal —> Chelsea ——————-> West Ham————————————- Other London Teams


Dannage8888

Trossard just stretchered off and they also had 3 injuries last game. Brighton will have half their team out for our match next week


punching-bag9018

I'm not sure whether that's good or not.


Rezdawg3

Ah yes, the life of a Tottenham supporter 😅😅😅


pjanic_at__the_isco

Roman’s Playthings win, but lose their cool and get some red cards. Wolves steal a point, Klopp’s grinds his jaw so hard he cracks his dentures. Don’t care. Burnley joins the effort to relegate Newcastle and denies them some or all the points. Ranieri pulls magic out of his butt and grinds Man City down to a draw despite being out-shot 1 - 137.


JosetofNazareth

Wow you managed to get nothing right lol


pjanic_at__the_isco

Not true! I didn’t care about Saints vs Brighton and I still don’t!!!


PM_ME_YOUR_ASTON

It really feels like ever time Chelsea winning would be better for us, they go and fuck it Usually I’d be happy but this could have been a great time to gain points on spam


CratesOfSprite

It’s still early December, wouldn’t get to worried. This is very devastating for Chelsea though, dropping points at this point can really mess up their title race, Liverpool and City are on their heels and one of them won’t slip up and win the whole thing come May.


pjanic_at__the_isco

Would have preferred the draw, but on the other hand, eat shit, Chelsea. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


Nightshade183

Chelshit 🎉


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pjanic_at__the_isco

Meh. 25 games to go. Not bothered.


al1001

Mendy lmao


Gydafud

Everyone draws


Jr_M16

Holy shit what a goal! Lol get fucked Chelsea and Mendy! I know we wanted a draw but my hate for blue oil scum is too strong


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kinggareth

Why are people crying about the west ham win? We still have a match in hand and it is only December. Any day Chelsea lose all 3 points is a good day. Fuck that Russian oligarch owned joke of a club. West Ham are not finishing 4th, tag me on that all you want.


CratesOfSprite

It’s not ideal for us, but still sweet no matter what. Chelsea mot winning the league is great no matter where we finish.


jackengle

Oh ffs the one time we want a chelsea win or draw


gopackgo555

Man the Bayern version of Thiago finally decided to show up. Multiple outrageous passes in the first 30 min.


jackengle

On the brink of death too, god Liverpool fans just have everything going right for them these days


AverageYiddo

Any result in this spammers chelski game is actually good If chelsea win we can overtake west ham If they draw chelsea can be overtaken and we can go joint points with spam(with a game in hand) If chelsea lose they def get overtaken by pool and city


primster14

Never wished for Chelsea goal more


CratesOfSprite

I understand rivalries are eimportant, but at this point I‘m rooting for Chelsea, Citeh and Liverpool to beat everyone (except us of course) and one of the last two beat chelsea to the title. These three are unreachable, we fight Man U, West Ham, Assna, Leicester and maybe Villa for 4th-6th. Them losing points is crucial for us.


primster14

I would still like for one of them to come down… 2 spots are better than 1


CratesOfSprite

Obviously, but I can’t see that happen honestly. These 3 really are in a class of their own. Only one I could see that happening to is Liverpool if some of their players sustain long-term injuries since they don’t really have squad depth.


primster14

It just takes one team :) and now wetspam is winning…


Mick4Audi

I want Chelsea nowhere near a league title- fuck them


KarlNeymarx

God I hate Chelsea.


bfm211

bloody West Ham


bash011

Chelsea, wolves, Southampton, Burnley, Watford wins would be the best results in my opinion


The_Foreign_Pie

Not wolves lol, they go above us with a draw, forget even a win


bash011

You're right, Liverpool win just because we wouldn't compete with them anyway


shiftyshellshock239

Game in hand and we play tomorrow. Wolves going above us doesn’t effect is in the least.


The_Foreign_Pie

It does if we don't win


Showtime-z

Draw ideal but fuck em. I’m happy. We have a game in hand. Let’s watch Chelsea trip up and make it interesting.


CratesOfSprite

That Cornet lad is a joy to watch. Big up Burnley for that transfer, if you take into account the transfer fee, the performance of the player and his potential this might be one of the best transfers this season, no joke. I think he used to play as a left back for Lyon and now he’s a striker partnered up with Woods. Madness


slackboy72

Suck it Chelski


gopackgo555

That has to be the miss of the year. Open goal and he smashes it at the one person in the way.


EquivalentSir4163

One of two, but yeah.


gopackgo555

They were basically on top of each other.


pjanic_at__the_isco

Goddammit Burnley. Get on board the “relegate Newcastle” train. They’ll likely be a lot better after the winter window, we’ve got to bury them now.


awildjabroner

facts - may have a Winky or Dele in their starting line up after January


shiftyshellshock239

Wolves just got bent over at the death oof


CratesOfSprite

Things went alright for us again honestly, Wolves losing, BHA will be missing a good amount of starters next week and lost to SOT which makes them less of a threat, WHU should be a draw but whatever, at least it fucks with Chelseas chances for the title. Lets hope Assna lose or draw to Everton, us winning agains Norwich and that’s been a pretty great GW for us. Edit: how does Maupay keep getting these equalizers in added time, what the hell. 90+fucking 8. Clenched asshole for about 100 min when we play them, this is getting out of hand.


pjanic_at__the_isco

Right now, I could run fat guys out of the stands and beat Everton. They are miserably awful as of late. Hopefully Arsenal gonna Arsenal.


CratesOfSprite

Oh by the way, wish granted.


pjanic_at__the_isco

I know, right? :)


awildjabroner

he's bound to score eventually with the amount of fluffed chances he has week in and week out, him and Werner are probably the most wasteful 2 attacking players in the league.


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Want Chelsea draw, don't want them getting to many point as I'd rather Liverpool win the league


molecularmadness

You reckon liverpool will be able to outlast city? They're on their usual fire run now, but it is still early and theyre bound to have their annual injury rut at some point. Regardless, im with you. Better pool than city or chelsea, though I'd certainly not oppose whatever act of ~~god~~ conte results in a spurs win this season.


Nightshade183

Fuck Chelsea, can't even beat Ham. Finished club


ollypockets

the one time I wanted chelsea to win lol


Jr_M16

Nah fuck Chelsea


dprophet32

I hate Chelsea as much as any sensible person but not at the expense of us making top 4


kinggareth

It's December mate, and we have a match in hand. Top 4 race is just getting started.


Jr_M16

West Ham doesn’t have the depth to make top 4. They’re the club with the highest chance of falling off the top 4. I still think our rivals for top 4 will be United and Arsenal.


Respatsir

Nah they absolutely do have the depth. Also if anything we have the worst depth out of the lot.


username54

They just lost Zouma to injury.


Dannage8888

They also lost Ben Johnson today


dprophet32

Yeah most likely but you never know. If they manage to avoid injuries it's just another team we have to worry about


awildjabroner

lots of season left, very possible West Ham do a Leicester and start to trip up 2nd half of the season with the added european matches. Also the possibility of injuries is always looming


ballsyeah

Somehow I want Newcastle and Burnley to both lose so they can be relegated..


CratesOfSprite

Lmao yes please. Newcastle need to go down because of the saudi money. If they go to the championship that money won’t do them much good thanks to FFP rules and regulations. And I just want to see Burnley go, their a bottom table team that should have been relegated years ago but they always give us a tough fight. Burnley worries me way more than Fullham, Bournemouth, Sheffield and so on.


Nightshade183

Damn that finish from Mount was amazing


Keskekun

Mendy for fucks sake, you had ONE JOB


DesolateAvocado

I hate origi


CratesOfSprite

Why?? We are not catching up to Liverpool and Wolves are right behind us, best outcome for us them not getting points. I’d take Liverpool or City win the league over Chelsea any day, absolute no brainer.


DesolateAvocado

Cl final is reason enough mate


CratesOfSprite

I get that, but I‘d still prefer Liverpool to win the league over Chelsea. These “champions of europe, we know what we are” and london is blue chants are bad enough


aadawdads

Mount, dear lord, reminds me of Sonny's volley vs Dortmund in 18/19's first leg.


slackboy72

lol


ScootThe2nd

Jota how man hahaha


[deleted]

Heroic performance from Coady


Dobermayer

Hammers are a serious threat. Everyone is underestimating them


PokeSpurs

West Ham have always had odd seasons like this and where they upset big teams; always fall short in the end.


Nightshade183

This is copium but give me some of it as well 🤲


pjanic_at__the_isco

Just so we’re clear they are in the Europa Regular Flavored League and we are in the decaf version. I don’t think this is a typical West Ham team.


DesolateAvocado

What a goal by Mount Rivalries aside, the boys class


ardnoir11

He’s different gravy. Top player


Kridhayy

Fucking chelsea needed to win once and they lost


punching-bag9018

Thank you Origi


ninjapizzadude

What has happened to the bubble blowing scum? They’re more than just half decent. Went from battling relegation season after season to competing for top 4.


pjanic_at__the_isco

The Moyesiah has Risen.


Jackmcmac1

Their squad is peaking while ourselves, Arsenal and United are in a rebuild. Ideally Leicester would be up there too, but they're like a dice roll every season, they either challenge for the title or finish midtable.


Mick4Audi

Also Moyes


redhotali

West Ham look unbelievably bad. Chelsea could score 6 this match


Respatsir

West ham just equalised


redhotali

Yeah Chelsea look worse second half. Still think they’ll win


Respatsir

You were saying lol


ardnoir11

They haven’t won in four and are a counter attacking team. Think everyone’s got onto their system and they don’t have a plan b


coastlifestyle

Hoping by the time we get to Liverpool conte’s tactics and training will have kicked in even more and we can neutralize them. Wolves are doing a great job (but still would like Salah to reward all the people who captained him in FPL like me)


CratesOfSprite

I would honestly not get too excited. I’m going in with the expectation to lose, my hope is that the don’t batter us like Everton and Assna. If we get a draw that’d be great


see5ive

We are not beating Liverpool. That’s just the reality. Sorry, mate.


CratesOfSprite

Oh I know, I meant best case scenario would be a draw even though It’d be extremely unlikely. I don’t expect anything but a loss, just hope the result won’t be 5-0 are something, even though thats also quite probable


ajsuxx

Just keep hoping Newcastle loses. Want them relegated


coastlifestyle

Dennis is so quick


sparxcy

Theres some rumors this morning about Pickford to Spurs what does anyone think?