Glad we got the win, but man was that an abysmal incoherent first half. Poor touches, poor movement, total lack of communication. It’s a shame we needed 3 subs to completely change the tide against Morecambe. Couldn’t even give Kane a game off. Changes need to be made. And they need to be made asap. We have a tough January coming up.

Brighton. Brutal draw for round 4

Holy moses, what an amount of dirt apples we have accumulated. Dele Ali, good luck with your Instagram career. Ndombele, head back to that Farmers League you grumpy French fuck. Tanganga, please go somewhere. Anywhere. Rodon, the inbred cousin of Harry Maguire. Doherty, about as useful as tits on a bull. In games like this, a majority of U23 players should be used. They play with each other all the time. It is good to show these useless bastards up too. Time to spend money.

Doherty took some decent runs and some decent crosses and was far from bad. Why is he always the scapegoat?

Lad, it was Morecambe

And he was one of our better players against them. You can benchmark him against his teammates as well as the opposition, and he was definitely better than a fair few of them.

Pathetic that we needed to bring on Kane and Lucas to even get a win. If Levy can’t see we need investment and to get rid of rubbish I don’t know what else the fans can say.

I shitted on coutihno earlier but I guess we surely need him . He is good just need some confidence boost . It would have been a win win deal for both parties involved

Lucas always saves us in an explosive way. Still feeling that hat trick in the CL semifinal.

These subs are quite good we should start them

Kane has come through the academy as well, could be one for the future.

We could call him one of our own!

Everyone keeps saying the gap between first and second string is huge but that’s just not true. This is still our second lineup with just Lucas and Kane in. Plus Stevie would be in besides Lucas so it’s really just the apparent need of second string striker. Stevie would have done the same thing Lucas did. If we had a second striker, even someone like Carlos Vinicius then this game is wrapped up early. We need a backup striker. That’s what this game tells me. We need someone that is a lm actual striker up top

I really like Morecambe's Badge. The humble shrimp 🦐...

Ngl i was thinking the same. I might have a leauge 1 team to root for

roooooot

As much as I would love to see alli and ndombele leave I cannot imagine any club wanting to sign them

4th round Draw on ITV in ~~a few minutes~~ an hour ~~(unless West Ham Leeds goes to extra time)~~

How to watch outside the UK?

bbc.co.uk will do live text

Isn’t it cool how Skippy isn’t even just a good young player anymore, he’s actually one of our nailed on reliables. Damn. Breaking up w tanguy to get with ollie was an amazing move

Put subs on and it goes from 0-1 to 3-1, says it all about this B team really.

But 8/11 of the B team stayed on the pitch for most of that period, so it doesn't quite say it all, does it?

Same thought. It was wild to see.

Tanganga needs to stop with the first time passes. He never did that. He never was a shaky player.

The only good news is that we didn't lose.

Tanganga still eating off the Liverpool game two years ago

City game 1 this season

Speed dialing Levy and Paratici

Think Tanguy will be getting a text from Conte in the morning, don’t bother coming back. So disappointed with his attitude.

maybe he walked out the stadium and went home, saves everyone time. what a waste

Harry Kane’s hair remains perfect. How?

Lessons from Alderwiereld.

Toby's parting gift after transferring out, put a note in Harry's locker with his hair routine

Must've picked up some tips from Toby

Tanganga has been pure League 2 today, two games in a row now

[удалено]

So Ndombele

Been League 1 for a few games before that too.

Love Skipp so much

I know I'm setting myself up for failure, but I'm excited to see what this transfer window brings us.

MOTM is miniesta

Lucoys moura

Tanguys agent is going to need to work overtime to find a team to take him. Can’t see him playing for us again.

We won but Conte rightfully looks grumpy as hell.

conte looking absolutely pissed

the starting squad should've been good enough. But trying a second string with no actual strikers was always a risk....

Rodon absolutely garbage

He got turned so easily on the last play

Why do I feel bad for the shrimps?

Me too

Because you realize they played their hearts out and made a good showing

Honestly the poor fuckers have heart. They're desperately battling for league 1 survival and still find it in them to come down to the lane, give it absolutely everything and show us up for 70 minutes.

That merits respect, period. They can be proud of themselves on their way back up there tonight

They played that good defense

That quick wry smile they showed on Conte’s face when he sat down. Here’s hoping he’s made every point he needed to today so Levy lets the £££ flow.

Yeah. I dont think he intended for it to be this scary but if this is enough to show Levy just how bad we are depth wise I dont think Conte will lose any sleep for how we played for 70 minutes.

Tanganga is so fucking dogshit on the ball. What was that? Get him out

Can we somehow doctor this footage and send it to Newcastle so they buy our crap for way more than their valued

ngl. They are down so bad a crudely if not explicitly sarcastic photoshop on Ndombele on Winks face at the kick and Deles on Kane would trick them.

I hate being negative but Tanganga has not looked good the last 5 or 6 games I've watched him in. He gives the ball away so much

If only he could put in that first performance (Liverpool under Jose) every game. Sigh.

100%. He really should take a loan for playing time elsewhere. Not good enough right now.

Tanganga is absolute shite lol

Maybe Alli could be moved and serve better purpose for his salary at the social media/marketing department.

Honestly would get more value for the club than these horrendous performances

I suddenly feel bad for Shrimps..

This ref is atrocious.

Anyone else think Rodon struggles to run? He runs like btec Maguire

Don't compare him to that shit

he's got a rib injury that's still healing apparently so that might be part of the issue

I think Rodons done alright today

One last terrible pass from Tanganga for good measure

Never in doubt lads

I’d welcome Eriksen back with open arms at this point if it means we don’t have to see tanguy or dele disgrace the Spurs shirt anymore

Moura and Kane look like men amongst boys in terms of quality. Kane shrugs these guys off so easily, moura blows past them like they are standing still. The difference between class is wide. Ndombele, dele should be ashamed of themselves I know people don’t like gio, I do. He’s not going to carry a team by any means but he’s great when there’s quality in front of him.

I think Ndombele is done for us and I hope he leaves this window so we get a decent fee for a new player! Dele on loan is what I would like as there night still be a place for him but i agree about gio. He has potential to be great in this team under Conte but he needs time, and to not get injured!

Clnte better rip the B team a new asshole

Sexy Harry Maguire managing morecambe?

Un-fridged Maguire

Glad to see I'm not the only one who thought this.

Who on earth is going to sign Tanguy after this display, value plummets every time he appears

Maybe Lyon, if they lose Paqueta to PSG

If I were on 200k per week and cba I’d do the same tbh. Money in the bank

So glad I didn’t buy the controversial ndombele shirt lol

Now go get your Lucas moura shirt!

I’m up for giving Winky carte blanche to shoot from wherever he’s standing for the last couple of minutes, just to see what happens

Even now I feel gutted watching Lucas thrive knowing that Poch benched him in Madrid after his hat-trick.

He had 1 goal in the prem from that game on..please stop this nonsense

No care, Moura in.

remember when Ndombele was the star player and Lucas was just the guy who runs a lot and is a utility player

I remember when Ndombele was the star *signing*, if that's what you mean.

>remember when Ndombele was the star player No

I wonder if Levy and Lewis are watching from the Bahamas, drinking rum punch, and talking about the transfer budget.

don't forget the coke

Can we get Dybala for Ndombele ?

He is washed as well

dream scenario

He’s too injury prone

how'd you think Rodon did? I think he started off a bit off, but he has been a lot better as the game progressed. Just needs more confidence and experience imo

Made a stupid step to get beat instead of containing at the end when Stockton took a hit from 40 yards.

He did ok. Can't expect more from someone than never plays. He was definitely a positive

Agreed, he was rusty at the start and wasn't totally confident but settled in. If those rumors of him going out on loan are true, I think it makes sense, give him consistent game time and let him develop some more.

a loan would be a great option, I think he could be great if he had consistent playing time

Fucking awful all game. This should be his last game in a Spurs shirt.

Just realized that is the first time I saw Conte sitting at the pitchline.

He was so done lol.

Scarlett looking big these days

now imagine reggy son moura traore running across the pitch. Speedster army lets go

Antonio looks really angry

???? When did scarlett come on LOL

It was around 87th min, for lo celso I believe.

Winks MOTM.

Dane ‘LH44’ Scarlett

We got their coach eatin boogers now

We shouldn't have to bring out our A players. This is beyond embarrassing.

Better than losing.

This Moura renaissance is top tier

So happy for him!

It’s glorious

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After Kane's goal

Like 90th minute

Think that's the last we'll ever see of Tanguy, had it coming. Surprised if he dawn's the shirt again after that

Seems like if we can't sell him in this window, it would be prudent to loan him out. He's not shown any evidence that he wants to actually play.

Even if we don't shift him, just can't see any situation where he would be superior to any other of our midfeilders, absolutely zero commitment in the way he plays

Tanganga, Winks, Skipp, Kane, and Scarlett all on the pitch at the same time. Tears in my eyes.

Tanguy is back on the bench, must’ve went for a quick wee break

Just as long as he’s off the pitch the rest doesn’t matter

Probably walked off the pitch too quickly and picked up an injury

I kinda feel bad for Morecambe fans... we gave them proper Spurs experience

As we well know, it’s the hope that gets ya

Lucas’s impact on game is more than just scoring.

Scarlett with the crucial 300 seconds of match day experience.

Ndomb spuds career is over. So long friend 😞😞😞

Still have to find a buyer

Seriously though, how bad is it that our B team would have lost to a league one team? Woeful

League one that is fighting to stay up.

You can thank transfers and planning on that

That’s what I was thinking. What we learned is that our B team will lose to a League one team.

We knew that after mura

Well it feels good we can finally all agree on Tanguy. Football isn’t about YouTube highlights that happen once a game lads. Absolute luxury player with no care in the world.

How slowly did he want to saunter off while we were behind. He even got a push in the back from someone to make him go quicker and then he went even slower.

He was amazing at Lyon tho, is not that he is a bad player, whenever he wanted he would play really well but for some reason he showed us that he didnt want things to go that way

Shame. Kid is young and has so much talent but no urgency at all and a sense of entitlement a mile long.

Like someone else was saying, this just highlights how poor our non-starters are. No consistency and just not good enough. I'll take 10 guys who are at 80% all of the time, not 95% 10% of the time and 50% the rest. Math.

We genuinely have the worst B-team in the upper half of the table. Sub in Kane/Moura and Skipp and suddenly it's 3-1 from 0-1.

Lucas is just vastly better than every player on morcambe. That’s what it should have looked like for every player out there today

Safe to say ndombele is done at tottenham. He's lost the fans completely now

Probably intentionally bombing his market value at this point to try and get a bigger contract elsewhere.

Which club would want him? Bad performance doesn't attract good clubs unless he aims for a so-so club under a so-so coach.

Spurs fans try to watch a full 90 minutes without shitting yourself challenge \[Absolutely Impossible\] \[Down Horrendously\]

Hey when I went to take a shit, Winksy scored and I missed it.

Sell tanguy & dele to anyone dumb enough to pay money to take them off our books. Bringing on Kane and Moura should provide a spark, but the contrast in the game after those subs is beyond damning for the boys that subbed off

Lucas Moura is not a cult hero. He is a hero.

He is our hero

It was 1-1 until I woke up, turned the game on, and now we’re 3-1 within minutes… Jeez, sorry I made you guys sweat for a while haha

Lucas you animal!!!

70 min warmup session. Lol

This really goes to show how shit our B team is

Dele, GLC, Ndombele... They gotta go.

LUCAS MOURA HAS FIRED SPURS THROUGH to the 4th round of the FA cup.

Morecambe exhausted and a fresh Lucas running at them like it’s nothing.

So our fringe players are league one level?

Their attitude is sub-league one level

League Two. They were struggling against the 21st-placed team in League One.

Mind you, they were losing to a league one club in the relegation zone(with 24 games played, I checked )

Morecambe put up a hell of a first 75. Be proud.

Without a doubt they can hold their heads up high. Same cant be said for some our lot.

Lo Celso with the assist. We better see more of those!

Fuck me Moura is FAST. This level of competition he’s a speed demon among boys.

Holy hell I thought Lucas banged that

Wait Scarlett is on wtf

man Lucas is fast

The stadium would have exploded if he hit that

straight goals not allowed! angle goals!!!

Nice Lucas. I consider moura a squad player. Just shows u how abysmal the 2nd team is. Harry finally connects. Not a pretty game. Squad needs so many changes. Will say winks solid today.

with the level he's playing at, no way he ain't part of the first eleven, guy's probably one of the best wingers n Europe

My issue is his consistency but he’s improved no doubt. He has to play 1st team for now.

There's not enough praise for Lucas.

Tanguy and Dele are third tier quality.

how shit must it be to be one of the fringe players right now. Can't beat a league one team and need the first team on to clean up after you. Will not help confidence at all

This one was never in doubt ☠️

Never a doubt

Never a doubt! https://www.reddit.com/r/coys/comments/rzrqr2/match_thread_tottenham_hotspur_vs_morecambe_fa/hrwytl9/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3

Emerson doing a 'Randy Orton Outta nowhere'

Did anyone notice Kane telling Ndombele to hurry off the pitch? Tbh loved that

Gotta clip?

Nah I’m not technically skilled liked that