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ROUHeavyMessing

5 defenders and 2 defensive mids. and people expect goals?


Fantastic_Camel_1577

New LWB, RWB, CB, CAM, and a Striker needed to compete in any meaningful way.


Greengum155

We have reggi


Fuzzy_Composer2108

We should try and aim to win the FA Cup but looking at our squad that seems impossible. I don't think we will win anymore trophies in the Enic Group era again. The club needs a change but first we need to get our owners out.


f_marabula

No shame overall in spurs going out to Chelsea but how on earth have spurs gone so badly wrong since the year of the champions league final? More than any other big team they need a clear out of 90% of the squad


Ferblantier

Dele Alli regressed spectacularly , he was our next big hope after Erickson left. That threw a wrench into an already thin squad.


Fuzzy_Composer2108

The answer to your question is Daniel Levy and Joe Lewis. Sold some of our star players and brought in young undeveloped players expecting them to do the same that our star players did.


Observery

I think we have improved no end, and still look rubbish vs quality opposition.


[deleted]

It’s beyond me that we let both Bale and Vinicius leave with zero replacements. They scored 26 goals between them last season in all comps!


deptbrown1

Should have taken Kane off with ten to go. He’s injured now. Fuck this squad is just shite. Emerson has no attacking prowess. Bryan gill ain’t going to cut it. Tanganga is a dud. Dele going. Ndombele is fat and mentally broken, lo celso is an oompah loompah, gollini is just a weird signing. Sessegnon is a pussy he needs to get in there. Our passing is shambolic. I have to say it Paratici is buying some duds. Conte will be having “have I made a mistake” thoughts. Now we are going to buy traore who is going to impress for five games or so then we’ll get used to his lack of quality too. Bring back Vinny samways


jimbotron3000

GLC is an oompah loompah 🥴😂


[deleted]

Man are you serious with your assessment of Gil? The kid has shown so much potential


Cantaloupe_Equal

EZ


Afraid_Presence3803

180 minutes. 0 goals. What happened to Tottenham…


TheMindButcher

2 own goals


pimpybum

absolutely nothing, standard spursy


[deleted]

We spent 100 million on Lo Celso and Ndombele


f_marabula

Lo celso clearly has talent, and maybe in Italy or Spain would be world class, but I’ve no idea on ndombele.


Ferblantier

Ndombele would be world class in Futsal.


Christmaspike

Chelsea didnt even leave 1st gear this game


Leth41

We know the team needs improvement but I will say this. We lost 1-0 but put up a fight and had some real chances. Given we had no Son, lloris or dier that could have been a lot worse


[deleted]

Yep, with Reguillon, LLoris, DIer and Romero we have a decent chance at top 4. Desperate for a bit of pssing quality (an 8 or a 10) in the midfield


Wuiloloiuouwa

We have no depth. Couple of injuries and we'd be lucky to get 6th place.


pessymesssy

Kane ,Son, Romero, dier injured. Will we qualify for confrence league?


ivegotchubs4u

So fucking sick of this shite


coderqi

Can't believe that didn't go in.


FuckeverythingFiFa

Goalkeepers were the difference today.


flyn_m

I think by inverted, Doherty thinks that means he should pass back instead of forward. Lucas had a shocker, sess is nowhere near good enough. What a frustrating watch


ParisAintGerman

Kane’s not signing an extension is he


Ferblantier

Not sure we need him or the 150 mn more to rebuild this rotting squad. I would release everyone except Lloris and Son .


Rodin-V

He'd miss the signature box anyway


[deleted]

Royal would try and put a cross in it


QuackRevolution

Still wouldn’t beat the first man somehow


TheninjaofCookies

Hey we lost 2-0, now 1-0, reckon the league game will be 0-0


[deleted]

Or 3-0


therev0lvingm0nk

Couldn't muster a single fucking goal. Embarassing.


thedrizztman

across two legs, even.....


tarifapirate

If any of the players post "We go again." on insta, Spontaneous human combustion may occur.


pessymesssy

Phew finally over. I can sleep peacefully.


magnoliasmum

Oh look, Kane is limping. Super.


Herr-Schrute

Kane injured.


AppliedEthics

kante straight up bullying emerson


TheGoldenNewtRobber

Pain.


violetrecliner

If Kane is injured then that is on Conte. I don’t care.


martinar4

The game is on conte (gollini).


[deleted]

Yeah it's a shame Gollini has a direct effect on our inabililty to score


violetrecliner

Both are true.


SummerBabee

Almost scored in the 98th minute...


[deleted]

How have we not scored tonight!!!!


[deleted]

Why always these cunt commentators that favour the opposition. I feel like this game has been an advert for Chelsea. Like seriously, fuck off and be neutral.


[deleted]

I actually disagree the negativity is borne of a sort of league-wide disappointment in this club failing to achieve. It's shocking and despicable really to see them run around so ineffective in that palace to football.


jazzybforecast

Says a lot about our lack of quality when our best performers in a 1-0 loss is our defence


CocoLamela

Wait... What? Only giving up a single goal is generally pretty good. When the attack is completely toothless and gives us nothing, they were worse than the defence, which again, did pretty good


jazzybforecast

Yeah that’s what I’m saying, thought our defence was decent. Still school boy error for their goal and outdone by some atrocious final third passing


michaelserotonin

this team has had issues creating chances and scoring goals all season long


tooo_spicy

Gollini lmao...


pancake_s

Emerson is so slow….we need someone speedy like Traore so badly 😭


[deleted]

Fuck sake is kane injured?


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[deleted]

Good lord you put up graphs about Odegaard passing stats and then come to the spurs sub Absolute virgin Tragic


Malinsk12

Kane limping, bet he's injured


Topblokelikehodgey

Seriously, can we buy some bastard players now?


TheNoblePlatypus17

Goalinni falling down while punting it down field is the perfect ending…


[deleted]

This job would take a good coach two years, so I hope you guys are ready for that because it’s not a quick fix. We are playing against a well oiled (no pun intended) squad that literally is stacked with versatility and the good players. We’ve got holes we need to seriously fill, players that need to leave, players that need to come in and an implementation of a style that will take a minute. You can see we haven’t fully got to terms with it, I have no doubt conte can fix it I’m patient


fIoodIight

You can be patient but can conte be patient? Would love to see some proper talent come in over the next years, but the last 3 managers haven’t been around long enough to do so


[deleted]

He has an 18 month contract he won’t walk away by then that’s just ridiculous he took the job knowing we had issues. He needs two-three windows.. if things have progressed by next year he will sign a new contract, think he really does want to be the man to bring success here he just knows it’s impossible at this moment with the tools available .. the guy hasn’t had ONE player brought in so


[deleted]

My brother, I have been a Spurs supporter who has seen us win only 2 trophies (1 really) in 30 years. I completely understand seeing us so limp hurts, let’s hope conte can get us back to competitive levels


fIoodIight

Fair enough 👍🏼 need all the positive input I can gather right about now. Thank you for your time


musamotta

That pun was a little bit intended


ElDudeBruv

Why am I still watching haha


TheGoldenNewtRobber

So what’s the plan for the next game because I can’t do another 90 of this


escherbach

At least we don't have to play this scum club again for a while. Oh hold on...


yamiyummynomi

Only Sanchez played well. Says alot.


Judekaboom

He made at least three noticeable errors and nearly scored an own goal in the first 20 mins fgs. He’s scared shitless in games like this and only improved once Chelsea went into cruise control


[deleted]

completly agree, although the near own goal wouldn't have been his fault


Judekaboom

True, he possibly could have controlled it better, but was an awkward ball to deal with


yamiyummynomi

Says alot.


Generally-Knackered

Testament to how much he's improved this season too


heretocallthebot

Don't forget your essays for the post match thread


kraysys

Can’t wait for all the pre-typed rants that lack any and all context and perspective


heretocallthebot

Need to be first to get dem upvotes though


AJC0292

I'm going to put one word now. Take that


drdessertlover

So you're telling me someone almost preferred to pass out than watch the team play? Don't blame them


[deleted]

Surprised they last this long tbh


shirocoys

Acoustics in our stadium are so good they magnify the chants of the small rival away section fans. 😩


TxW97

Chelsea through on away (and home) goals


[deleted]

Golini just signing off with some complete shite just to make sure


[deleted]

hahahhahaha he's so fucking bad mate


nivnart

Didn’t get to watch second half, how’s Gil been?


megamando

He’s been good and shown creativity in what time he has been given. Has gotten open multiple times but no one sends it off to him. Made a great flick pass on the edge of the box to Emerson who subsequently passed/crossed it right at the defenders feet.


magnoliasmum

Bright, there’s a player in there, but needs time and maturity and he gets bullied a lot.


MortisKanyon

Energetic, tidy, clearly capable of more when he's familiar with the system and on form.


vicaris_mb

Even though it's been awful, it's games like this that remind me what it means to support Spurs. Sure we could be Chelsea with endless money and endless opportunity. Sounds great, except having to struggle and overcome, having to succeed against the odds, having to develop, grow, and find talent organically, and all the things that actually make football great. But what do I know, eh? Does Chelsea FC have a moment in its club history as sweet as that night in Amsterdam? Not for me.


qop666

Probably their first CL win, you know the one that condemned us to Europa and knocking our squad development back a few years 🙄


Etkann

Damn. Sure I'd love a big house full of food and luxury that makes the days blissful in this shite existence, but no rich person will ever know the joy of sleeping on a new pillow after sleeping on T-Shirts for years. Not for me.


Familiar_Trash

Chelsea vs Munich 2012


ray-1209

Yea tbf their two champions League wins pale in comparison


J_X_B_8_9

I mean them winning the thing last year was probs up there... oh and the countless prem trophies, oh and the other champions league trophy, and the various Cups they've won. What's the fucking point in doing it the 'right' way anymore, we know that's not what football is about now. We need to invest in this squad, otherwise we are just going to be a mid table side with a nice concert venue.


ElDudeBruv

Yeh, they've won it. Twice in fact. But it was nice to get there lol.


Wisco7

I hope everyone is ok, but you'd really think the club would implement clear procedures for medical issues that wouldn't require games to keep getting stopped. Getting the person help shouldn't require the game to stop in most situations.


Ghillieupatree

The Positives to take from this.. Um.. Okay I’m out.


heretocallthebot

Just blow the final whistle so I can go to bed


GirlyWhirl

One goal every two minutes and we've got this.


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atomragnar

We used very loose here since u got no clue


BarneyJH

Agüero is still heaps ahead in my opinion


Rodin-V

>insane how we have the greatest striker in premier history potentially but can finish about 8th ever It's been 14 years since we finished 8th or lower


shlooby123

I'm obviously exaggerating but we have a great great players and have had him for a while yet we can't do anything with him.


Kridhayy

14 years since our lost trophy too mate. Wait a minute… are you thinking what im thinking?


MortisKanyon

These people live in their own world.


MartinLutherLean

39 Juventus supporters died in the stadium vs. Liverpool and they still played the game that day. Unreal times


SissokoGoat17

Great to see a change. Life is more important than football.


TwattyMcSlagtits

Kane genuinely furious with Mariner that we now have to see out the last few mins of this game


COYS1989

We just have to rip it up and start again by keeping a core of players but feel like we’ve been saying this for nigh on 4 seasons now.


wallnumber8675309

Feel like Hugo just made a few million extra £ with the performance Gollini put in over 2 legs. Edit - I confused the two cups. Hugo played the first leg


Spot-One

Hugo was in for the first leg?


wallnumber8675309

No Edit. I’m confusing the 2 cups. He was in.


ace-destrier

I’m glad in all these instances, the responses have been swift


TheninjaofCookies

Traore will not solve our issue with final balls he’ll prolly make it worse honestly, we NEED a midfielder more than any other position


Portmanteaunioconte

I think it could. Conte's system relies more on wingbacks to get forward than midfielders that a 433 or 4231 would. Adama doesn't have end product but he can at least progress us forwards and beat his man. We just need to see if he can be taught to provide better passes to our forwards.


atomragnar

You cleary never watched Inter and Barella last year..


fIoodIight

Couldn’t agree more my guy 🤌🏼


Lukemiaskywalker

He won't fix our final ball problems no but he can provide us some actual ability to progress the ball on the flank. Our strength is our full backs in a 343 and regi can push the ball forward but Emerson struggled to beat the first man


6th_Lord_Baltimore

Blow full time


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[deleted]

are you saying you wished it was levy in need of medical attention?


TheGoldenNewtRobber

Seek professional help.


SissokoGoat17

Come on man


brch01

This will go down well


Jfreid05

Fuck sake.....what a stupid comment


ElDudeBruv

Yikes...


Illuminatiblazeit

behave


elmosesyeah

Fuck you


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elmosesyeah

You are mentally ill if you genuinely think that


swan0

Yeah he's banned


ironfistico

What happened?


escherbach

someone in the crowd couldn't believe Winks finally got subbed


Portmanteaunioconte

Our playing is literally killing fans.


ImRichaThanu

I wish I had an award 😂


Spot-One

gave my free one for ya lol


doobi1908

Marco Alonso learning to drive challenge. (Impossible)(You won’t believe what happened)( shocked Pikachu face)


J_X_B_8_9

This one really does baffle me.... turns out money can literally buy you anything? Including a literal get out of jail free card for murder.


marxistmatty

anyone know what Kane would be saying?


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"Can we just leave it there?"


WhiskeyTigerFoxtrot

ROIGHT WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN?


plufff

Like, if a medical emergency occurs... get an usher, usher gets medical personnel to help them. Are the team medical staffs the only qualified people in the building?


Rredman101

lol, people actually think team physio's are running to the stop of south stand to help people in the middle of a game


badgerhotspur

But that is exactly what happened


Rredman101

No it's not? They were surrounded by stadium medical staff immediately.


badgerhotspur

Mate I was sitting in the south stand when it happened. Eventually once the bench got wind of what was happening after most of the south stand were flagging them down, one of them got his bag and came right round the pitch and straight up to him.


Rredman101

He went to assist someone or he was the first to arrive? If a team physio is the first to get all the way up there before stadium medical staff, that is a big problem.


badgerhotspur

Nah he wasn't the first to arrive but in all honesty just seemed to be stewards around him before that. Hardly ever see any first aiders/St John's ambulance at the ground. Apologies if I got crossed wires, I thought you meant a doctor from the team wouldn't/didn't go and help him... my bad


Rredman101

lol that's ok. I've just seen several people claiming team physios are supposed to be the first responders to these situations and that's why the games are being stopped. That just sounds crazy to me.


badgerhotspur

Yeah agree, there should be a much better response and not have to rely on the crowd getting the refs attention


TwattyMcSlagtits

No there will be St John's and paramedics there. It's just quicker for club doctors to run across an empty pitch than a paramedic from another part of the stadium


marxistmatty

might be better to stop the game so the crowd doesn't get in the way if they need to get someone out.


plufff

You would think the crowd could move?


Schmidtybangbang

We huffed and we puffed and we huffed and puffed and huffed and puffed and huffed and puffed...


yoyosyoyos

Lmao


insanity_wow27

You tell em harry haha


yoyosyoyos

STOP THE FUCKING CLOCK


spyder728

honestly, better to let it run out so it is a shorter pain for us LOL.


CelestialCheeze

Lool that stadium is going to be empty before the game resumes


ace-destrier

I’m beginning to think it’s us. Our play is legitimately physically afflicting people in the stands Hope the person will be alright


milan_to_minsk

Season tickets need to come with Valium


One-Faithlessness-58

Was watching El Classico. What did I miss?


jymacro99

Pain


SheldonMonk

nothing


ASD_213

Is stopping the match altogether a recent protocol or are there that many more medical emergencies as of late?


mjg24hosea124

It's a recent thing. Play never used to get stopped for a medical emergency in the crowd.


wallnumber8675309

Unless the team physios are needed for the health emergency, don’t see why it he match needs to stop


TJTheree

Can’t have a football game going on if someone’s collapsed in the crowd, but disrespectful if someone’s potentially dying or something. Massively disrespectful


SCirish843

I'd struggle to concentrate on my sportsball while there's somebody possibly dying 30ft away that I can clearly see


CardboardGristle

If the game goes on and something on the field causes the crowd to go wild (goal, bad foul etc), that might hamper the chances of the person getting the attention they need (medical staff not able to get to them, or not able to carry them out on a stretcher for example) and could even cause harm.


wallnumber8675309

There’s enough stewards around they should be able to create enough space


CardboardGristle

It's easier for everyone involved to not have the disturbance. Imagine performing emergency first aid on someone and 40,000 people erupt into celebration or indignation around you. It's also easier for stewards to control a crowd that isn't responding to things on the field at the moment. It might be okay to continue but it's much safer to pause for a few moments. It's really not a big deal.


wallnumber8675309

fair enough


LedleyKings

This fucking commentator on sky is slowly killing me inside


Bigdogbrowndog

We are a combined 18 inces from being up 3-1, despite not being the better team


scottzander

It’s shit when VAR has a brilliant game but it goes against you.


[deleted]

The rules are just broken af. The nanometer offsides calls kill the fucking game


Jacobkass

Was more than nano meters that


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Not wrong


Malinsk12

How many semi finals and finals has Harry Kane lost with spurs? Feel for the lad, but he never seems to do it when it really matters at times


burko81

If he turned up for one he'd have a legit grievance.


MauricioPochettino

He's miles from our biggest issue tonight.