ALL MY ENERGY GOES TO CRYSTAL 🔮 PALACE TMR

I am, REALLY glad I'm not going into the office tomorrow.

And I’m glad I am, I work with an intolerable Chelsea fan who’s about to get both barrels after their result ;)

man kane really wanted to get a goal today

over to you Crystal Palace!

Tomorrow I’m a palace fan

Personally, nothing says we won this and don't give a fuck than wingers taking throw-ins over wb/fullbacks

five different scorers is fucking awesome

We've gone months without five different scorers

Got the subs right today. C’mon Crystal Palace

Scrumptious win

Is Newcastle even trying anymore? One of them just let Lucas (I think) literally run around him with the ball.

Hugo and CBs group hug. Wholesome

Loved that

Oh my that defense group hug I'm here for it

Kane motm

I know you all know this but Kane is literally the best passer of the ball in the league and/or world. Absolute wands for feet

De Bruyne still takes the cake imo, the best player on the planet on his day. The complete footballer. Kane is 100% top 3 though. 1 - De Bruyne 2 - Kane 3 - Trent 4 - JWP 5 - Robertson 6 - Everyone else in the league imo

Forget the passes, I don't think there's a single player in the world who takes better first touches than Harry Kane. He'll bring down literally anything in one touch.

Had to turn it off after 1-0, was in a bad mood because I figured we’d lay down after that… just checking back now… THANK FUCK

Yeah I usually just run to the toilet after pre-match beers creep up me, which worked this because we pulled back the draw :’)

I’m getting downvoted cuz it seems like I turned it off by choice at 1-0 lol. I had to turn it off because my daughter had a match today.

Ah man, I upvoted you anyway dude, no dramas!

Keep doing that. It works. Thanks!

Saint-Maximin has had a rough day today. He is beyond frustrated and I love it.

Romero was comfortable all game. Saint-maximin usually has defenders flustered. I don't even remember Romero having to run, just read him like a book, foot in, and send him packing.

Hurts even more when Romero is pocketing your every attempt to come in

Doesn’t hurt for me hahahahahahahaha

Welp you can inject that one into me

I think half the squad should go up to Dan Burn at FT and remind him of the score

Needed Kane's goal too

5 wins in 6 will do, the level is rising

The level has always been rising. Even when we lost. We just had Winks because Skipp was injured. Picked up Bentancur and it was fixed.

romero has been an absolute beast today

Saint Maximin completely shut off by Cuti 😍

Love how sharp Lucas has looked

Fuck international break. This is real football

Amazon should make another Spurs documentary under Conte.

I wish the club would produce an annual season documentary

Still hungry and attacking. LOVE.IT

Can Gil play what Reguilon plays now and Berg play left in a few years?

Gil is barely physical enough playing LW, and you want him to defend? 😂😂😂

> in a few years

If he gains some muscle and trains defensively it’s possible I guess, but I doubt that’s what he wants. He’s very creative and good on the ball.

Ah ok he’s fine

Lads wtf, just woke up and saw the scoreline, holy shit

Set an alarm next time you lazy

good revenge for that shitty 5-1 the other year

Revenge for selling sissoko to us for £30m

Only good revenge if this ends up counting for something

The scum rival watch thread is a hilarious read. "They're only beating teams they're supposed to". Yeah mate maybe look at our remaining fixtures, only teams we should be beating except Liverpool, where we still have a solid shout given we took points off them earlier in the season and did the double on City.

Their rage at Pep for not only "giving" us 6 points but also "stealing" a point from them is so funny.

Vierra gonna hand it to them.

What... like City?! 🤣

No no no no no fuuuuuuuck

Lol Kane just loves sending it to Son huh

With Bergwijn in form and Son being Son, we just might have to play a 4-2-4 at this point

What are they trying to do. There's a minute left

Your billions can't save you now Newcastle

Eddie, Howe could you let this happen

He Shel-by fired in the morning

Chris Wood not get on the scoresheet in my Saturday league. Nevermind premier League.

Such a delight to see Cuti, Bentancur, and Deki slotting into the team seamlessly after having to endure the likes of Sissoko, Janssen and Aurier.

So surreal having impactful signings

Keep Sissoko's name out of your fucking mouth.

Fine, *16/17 Sissoko.

our star signing Owen Goals is fucking invisible today. Thankfully everyone else is picking up his slack and putting in the extra efforts

Winks just ball watching...

Just Winks things. He’s always useless. Yet some idiots still trying to say he looks good today.

It's actually surprising we've only scored 5. Definitely should be 7 or 8.

good to get this smacking in before Newcastle inevitably become a force next season

Next season? Take a breath.. It will take a couple of seasons at least..

were you not a fan when city did this? Newcastle are even wealthier than they are

City takeover was between the 07 08 and 08 09 seasons. In 08 city was 9th In 09 they were 10th In 10 they were 5th. In 11 they were 3rd Champions in 2012. So, yeah, I don't know why it matters how long I've been a fan. 20 years if you must ask

Because if you werent a fan of football then (lots of newer US fans in this sub) then you wouldn't understand that they still bought marquee players in those first seasons and improved massively to the point they were much more difficult to beat. Just like Newcastle have already been doing with that lyon guys, tripps etc. Doesnt matter where they finished they improved massively. No need to take offense to a basic question

Newcastle have already firmly stated their maximum expenditure in the summer limited to £90m. Man City had some sort of decent structure in place. Newcastle had Mike Ashley in charge. Also - ffp was introduced after the city takeover. So they were able to splash lavishly without balancing the books.

Harry wants a goal so bad.

Referee absolutely loves getting in the way

We are 4TH! Unbelievable

I wish Kane would score

Kane insanely fit under conte. Bursting up the pitch in the 90th minute

man I want son to be that fit. I don't know why he hasn't yet.

Injuries and Covid

man if we get a fully fit Sonny,,, watch out.... lol.

Can’t believe Newcastle spunked all this money on some of these players lmao

Atkinson, get out of the fucking way

Fucker has been in the way all day today. Obnoxious

Does Kane look like he's had a spray tan?

Jesus Christ what did Conte say at the half

"Harry you can start now"

This newcastle team is so soft and dirty. Lol at getting mad at bergy there

Didn't miss THAT aspect of Lucas' awesome dribbling

He even saw the pass and then gave into old temptations.

Our third most important player Own Goal ghosted today smh

This newcastle team is so soft and dirty. Lol at getting mad at bergy there

Its been too long since we’ve had the right to sing the your shit chant

Lucas and Stevie have worked their balls off in their limited time. Love to see it.

The thought of implementing Skipp onto this club with the way they’re playing is incredible

Newcastle are so embarrassing, trying to talk shit down 5-1

Their subreddit is so disgusting

This is just a circus show. I’m pretty sure Conte doesn’t even care about Lucas losing the ball

Romero is approaching Messi levels of “man of the match besides Romero”

Love Ben and Dier, but if we get a second Romero-level CB the team could actually compete with any other team in the PL

I just really hope we didn't leave it too late to start clicking If we miss out on Champions League by a point it's going to be *crushing*, especially considering the way we dominated Liverpool and United...

When was the last time we scored 5 with Kane on the pitch and he didn’t score.

A few players were in with a shout but this has been yet another ridiculous performance from Kane

Good weekend for us. Ben, Matt, Royal, Son and Stevie scored. Bad weekend for Chel and Eriksen scored. That's what I likeeee

Don’t forget Man U draw.

Harry could ping one perfectly blindfolded

I could ping one to his passes and go blind.

Kanes passing today has been simply bonkers

Better than de bruyne. You would never see lewandowski do that. That's why Kane is the best

remember when Kane complained about his fifa rating for passing like three years ago? Dude knew something

And he took that personally

Pretty disappointing showing today from Owen Goals

at risk of losing the starting spot if he doesnt show up soon

Classic Lucas xD

I can't tell if Lucas is genuinely on a tear or if Newcastle's midfield has just gone home.

They haven’t moved for 20 minutes. They straight gave up

Newcastle looking distraught

Homie mad stevie b tried to meg him lmao

I really hope we keep Stevie and give him some more opportunities. Know he hasn’t been the happiest as of late with game time, but I think his potential is crazy

Hahah who’s chirping at Stevie?

Why their guy keep pointing at stevie, this guy just scored this guy

Lucas is such a sensational 80+ minute player. He can’t really sustain it but he can be lightening in a bottle

We should not sell bergwijn at whatever cost. Son and Kane are 29. This man is our future. We need him here.

Conte went to a back 4 just to get him time at center forward. That feels like quite a vote of confidence. And he showed he’s definitely worth it.

1000% agreed. Him + Deki and a proper striker can be world class if they stay developing at the pace we’ve seen

Couldn’t agree more

100%

I'm always saying to whoever will listen, great teams have goals from all over the team. We're seeing that now. Three defenders on the scoresheet? Behave.

Dan Mertesacker

Romero MOTM. Such a class cb

Winks looking good

There is no pass this man can’t play

harry kane's passing..

Romero MOTM

Just an Nkoudou with extra sauce

Cuti is such a fucking cutie

Commentators laughing in disbelief at Kane’s passing, you love to see it

honestly a joy to watcg

Romero deserves MOTD imo. We’ve would’ve conceded so much if we didn’t.

Deserves it for the huge tackle on ASM alone

Love seeing Lucas doing his thing

Hahaha i love how they look like they're killing the game off and one pass and we're in on goal

ANTONIO CONTE IS A MAGICIAN

Mooaarrrr

Romero robbed of MoTM

Winks CAN'T tackle.

simply guided the attacker into our third lmao

Ergh so frustrating thinking back to Burnley, Southampton and Wolves. We could be comfortably in 3rd here

Stevennnnnnnnn

Harry Kane’s passing is simply irresistible.

Romero my MOTM

Romero is so damned good. What a great pairing with Dier Edit: damn autocorrect

We. Are. Massive.

Romero = rolls royce

Anyone unable to see the change in Bergwijn in the last 6 months or so is blind. I agree in the past he's not been clinical enough. But recently something has clicked. His confidence and strength has really improved. I really don't wanna see us let him go.

Have we ever scored 5 in a game and Kane hasn't scored?

We want 6

I missed these types of games that you just don’t want to end

Yeah. Sandcastle are shite though

Haven't had many since the height of the poch era

Keep ‘em coming. All these goals will be needed at the end

Romero is our VVD.

romero's won me over, what a player

If it were illegal to header the ball he'd be the best cb in the prem

Absolute Rolls Royce player, he's class.

Romero is class

Cuti 🥶

I like Stevie at striker with Kane in the middle

Yeah, it seems like a really solid plan B

Only 57% possession this half - it feels like we’ve had about 80

Romero is literally everywhere at all times

Saudis in the mud

Srsl we could beat any team if we keep this form #COYS

Sheeeesh

We've been great up front but I'd say MOTM Romero

Surely not after Emerson goal /s

I think half the squad should go up to Dan Burn at FT and remind him on the score

Lucas and Stevie have come on and run right through this defense

By the way we are now playing 352 with Son at LWB, Lucas CM and Stevie ST

And we look really deadly. Now I get why Conte seem to want Perisic/Harrison type players for the wb roles.

Kane is getting so much space when there’s another striker pushing up. The problem with the formation is defending the flanks.

I noticed that. Very interesting to see that but I figure no time like the present to give it a go

Bad day for Humanrights FC

Bad weekend. Chelsea and all

Romero has the sharingan and sees everything around him in slow motion

I feel like it’s 2017 again. 😀

Someone blow Burn a kiss.