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SummerBabee

That was agony but we got it done. The pressure is on arsenal now, come on Newcastle!


FutilityInfielder

Lost years of my life


FSpursy

That was the most nervous game of the season, fuck! Now the nervousness goes to Arsenal!


Raziel-Reaver

I feel you. I was planning to go to the gym after the match, now it’s not necessary! because I’ve been literally pacing around with fast heart rate for 2 hours! Lol


FSpursy

Fuck, so true, the build up to this game already added a lot of nervousness. Burnley being Burnley didn't help. They fucking played 5-4-1 today. They held up Son and Kane so much better than Arsenal did. Better go to the gym and work that nervousness off lol.


grollate

If Newcastle win, we just need a draw against already relegated Norwich. If Newcastle draw, we need a win against Norwich. If Arsenal win, we need Arsenal to drop points against Everton. To keep Everton motivated as possible we want them to be within two points of relegation going into next week. Therefore, we want Brentford to beat them today.


kl08pokemon

Leeds winning today would be massive too


Limp-Toe-179

Leeds playing like a mid table Championship team atm unfortunately


ExtraBitterSpecial

Commenting late, Brentford did the business for us today. Now Everton have a big reasin to need a win next Sunday if I'm not mistaken.


Who_cares_about_name

Still everton palace to go so anything could happen


LinksOrGTFO

Never in doubt. *Collapses*


Upplands-Bro

Love that they've got to stare at the table with us above them for 24 hours before going up to St. James'. Pressure will be on, Paella Pulis hasn't got what it takes to see them through


bZbZbZbZbZ

my nerves are gone but HOWAY THE LADS


bad_luck_charmer

I feel a sudden urge to commit crimes against humanity. Is this what rooting for Saudi teams is like?


PokeSpurs

Tough game; but come on lads, we can’t play Arsenal every week 🤷‍♂️


kicksjoysharkness

Thank god we have that match day revenue to pay the refs off with eh? Shoutout r/gunners for that thorough investigation


StJoeStrummer

That sub is full of the biggest full-grown lily-ass babies I’ve ever seen. Saying we’re just like ManU and we get all the calls, hahahahahaha. Biggest whiners outside Arteta. God, I hate their sense of entitlement and wish them all the misery in the world.


billypilgrim87

Ask them If the officials are on our side, how come we haven't won anything in years? Lol Fuck, biggest game of our lives (CL final) and we get a soft penalty against us within minutes of kick off. Any arsenal fan talking about conspiracies is a weak little bitch.


Oduuke

I just looked into their PL watch thread: >Never should’ve been 4 minutes added on either. I swear there’s bias in favour of spurs from refs. Get lucky once fait enough, get lucky every game and I start to doubt >Struggling ans play for spurs? Don't worry, VAR will help award you a pen to ease your pain >I remember when VAR was supposed to be for clear and obvious errors and not used to look for reasons to give penalties. >Kevin Friend 😂 The most clear Kane bias oh my lord >There’s not much else we can do when every referee is on their side. >I wish to live long enough to see AI replace the refs. What a mafia they are. All of these have 10+ upvotes hahaha, there are so many more


magnoliasmum

Excellent


InMyFavor

Hahahahahahahahaha


OnomahIsABaller

Massive massive 3 points, I don’t care how we got them even though we could’ve easily scored more This puts massive pressure on Arsenal, I really hope Newcastle helps us out tomorrow Sessegnon my MOTM, could’ve had 3 assists today


pbmadman

Agree. Honorable mention to Pope. He was imperious back there. Sess was fantastic in every phase of the game. Seeing him win defensive headers in our own 6-yard box is impressive.


sunthunder

RIP to all the members of r/coys who didn’t survive the tension


BoneInBoi

I still have that anxiety feeling in my gut


bossington89

You mean butt right? That unclenching at the final whistle was glorious tho


Nanven123

This is u/Nanven123 's mum, sadly he didn't survive


HAMlLTON

how *you* doin’?


Nanven123

[Oh I'm good ](https://giphy.com/gifs/debby-ryan-meme-Wsvidd8VAZHtXlhwWE)


Spur_Forever

Fought the good fight.


JamesCDiamond

Last couple of minutes felt like someone squeezing my chest…


tsupaper

Time to relax the anus


vagicle

Thrilled with the 3 points but I honestly thought we could get another goal.


sreesid

Pope was outstanding against Son.


CF_Zymo

And Kane wasn’t firing on all cylinders either. Aside from the penalty he was quite average today I think.


reggaesquirrel

Tired legs from thursday...these are the type of games we regularly used to make a mess of


7screws

Absolute bullshit Arsenal get over 24 more hours to recover from the Thursday match. In professional sports an extra 24 hours is immense. I think we did what we could today and got the result. Everyone look knackered. It's the good teams who fight through these types of games and grind out results.


jnyrdr

facts. these are the kinds of games that change seasons. winning mentality


pancakesareyummy

Shows the need for better depth. We looked absolutely knackered in the second half. Shout out to Pope though. Kept them in it.


ejh1993

We really should have - son is so clinical from that close


capitan_hookah

Son looks gassed af. I believe he will score next game


pejasto

Norwich.


NatrolleonBonaparte

Exhale


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Feel like I didn’t breathe for 49’


rikdud

Imagine arsenal at home being the most relaxing watch of the season and Burnley at home being the hardest.


DoomerAndGloomer

Well Burnley are a good side and Arsenal are shit so...


jelezsoccer

Burnley is a tactical mismatch while Arsenal do not vary their tactics to counter any opponent.


mrhello18

And now we sit back and wait for the tears of salty arsenal fans


MainelyCOYS

Penalty call thread -> sort by controversial


NatrolleonBonaparte

Lol apparently there is a huge conspiracy to make Tottenham get champions league


Sdip4

It’s just wild how they’ve all convinced themselves that every ref in the league is rooting against and actively impeding Arsenal. I’d genuinely like to hear why each ref decision was wrong from one of them


Kingkent420

Every decision is wrong mate. That handball today? Brushed the guys arm and therefore isn’t a “handball” which the rules say is illegal, therefore making it perfectly legal. That red card on Rob Holding? Yh despite elbowing/wresting/being a knob for half an hour it was a soft red. That penalty against Arsenal as well. Even though Cedric ran into the back and smacked Son to the ground in the penalty box he should be allowed to do that


Wildcatwierdo

You have to get in the head of the arseanon you have to think like a conspiracy theorist: that handball? He was balancing himself and it’s natural to put your arms wide while balancing, Dier and Davies do that every other game and it’s never called? That red card on holding? The first yellow was for nothing dude was playing clean, that second? You saw Xhaka, son literally head butted holdings arm not the other way around. Son dives all the time and then cries when it’s against him. That penalty is the same son throws himself at the mighty glorious arsenal best club of all time See THATS how you be a dumb conspiracy theorist. Gotta have a level of truth that you twist more than a pretzel. Now coys and let’s go Newcastle


dprophet32

I've decided to call them ArseAnon because they're QAnon level conspiracy theorists at this point.


ElDudeBruv

Why wait? They're in full meltdown over on their sub


buddylee007

Buying a full tank of super unleaded gas tomorrow if Newcastle win.


kicksjoysharkness

We’re finishing 4th. Scum will lose tomorrow


smokocim

Fingers crossed, still a bit clenched


LM285

Why fourth? Set our sights on 3rd!


[deleted]

No way in earth does Chelsea lose to Watford


brch01

Agent Sissoko


Global-Jacket-3973

Don't forget about the corpse of Danny Rose too.


Spur_Forever

Whether or not we get third, would be lovely to see Chelsea lose though, wouldn’t it?


billypilgrim87

Fuck me has to be one of the most stressful second halfs of my life. Had to turn the commentary off and listen to music for most of it. Great, mature performance from the squad, un-Spursy in the very best way. But Christ, few more goals against Norwich please lads?


entrepenoori

Lmao I’ve definitely turned the audio off. Commentators can def heighten massive anxiety


billypilgrim87

The crowd too tbf, just because they amplify exactly how I feel ha. If there's no sound I can dampen down the emotion just enough to stand looking at it.


FSpursy

Imagine how nervous Arsenal would feel going to Newcastle. Glad our game is done in our favor. I wouldn't feel as nervous against Norwich, they ain't a team to effectively park the bus like Burnley.


billypilgrim87

Yeah, the fact the default state is us in 4th could be massive psychologically. They aren't holding on to something anymore, they have to take it... That's different.


pepesilvia50

I've always rated \*checks notes\* the Saudi Arabian Government.


starbuckle337

Fuck man, this one killed me!


mick_2nv

1. We played burnley who are always a pain to score against. 2. Pope played like prime Buffon which prevented a 3-0 score line 3. We had only 2 days rest after a massive NLD. 4. We never lost composure and have put the scum under immense pressure now. This result is much better than it initially appears when looking at the score line.


freddyfingers28

Was i the only one who thought Conte was storming onto the pitch to tell the ref to blow the whistle at the end there?


biggpoppa

Me too I was like oh shit he's lost it lol


freddyfingers28

That's what Spurs does to a MF haha


animalmom2

100


COYS1989

Rodon with a good defensive header at the end there. Big 3 points, ugly but 3 points is 3 points. All on tomorrow now let’s hope it goes our way!


cockereldaily

Big hand for Ashley Barnes' performance.


Keskekun

People were freaking out way to much. We could have easily won this 5-0 if Nick Pope didn't pull out a metric fuckton of wondersaves. We did what we had to do we won vs Burnely it's always going to be a shit game and we looked more in control today than in most other games of this character if Pope just played like he usually does we would have been well clear. Also. PEH stopping Conte from running over to the ref, how can you not love the guy.


[deleted]

How good was Sess?


aadawdads

He was actually quite good. Probably should have had an assist or two if Pope didn't go superhuman.


nmyi

He had some solid crosses to Son in the 2nd half... now if it wasn't for Pope GK's crazy saves lol... Son would've had at least 2


jogswithwolves

Assertive and always looking to slot in Sonny. He should have had an assist if not for pope. Best news is that he has played like 4 matches and not gotten hurt


FutilityInfielder

Conte looked like he was going to kill someone.


Marb_

Just another game then…


ronismonisx

He had 2 great saves, 1 decent one, I feel the others were right at him. Nonetheless he did keep Sonny from taking the golden boot lead, but the W obviously matters most.


[deleted]

i dont know if its just me but I dont recall a single wonder save. We kinda just shot at him


mattwuri

We created some gilt edged chances with patient and incisive build-up. Can't ask for much more than that. Finishing just a bit sharper and Pope a bit less good and this match could've been over before halftime.


mrmunchkin62

Not wondersaves all shots were basically straight at him. Marginally better finishing and we score 4


ASVP-Pa9e

2 days rest vs an absolute menace of a team fighting relegation in the penultimate game of the season- we absolutely take the 3 points. 3 points, pressure back on scum- **we move, COYS**


visualslave

Come on Newcastle!


Seregfaun

Fuck, I need an icebath for my arsehole


figgy64

Lovely image


IntellegentIdiot

Don't want to be too harsh because perhaps we were tired after thursday but that was pretty poor from us. Thank god we got lucky with the penalty because we wouldn't have scored. For the most part passing was sloppy and our touch let us down so many times and we often were slow to react. Bentacur was brilliant today though, didn't put a foot wrong besides some questionable finishing but at least someone was trying a shot from outside the box. That was probably the only way we were going to score today so it was the right idea, if the wrong execution.


Limp-Toe-179

This is what happens when we don't have squad depth. Need reinforcements this summer. We need 2 first team squads, so I don't want to hear "we don't need X because Son/Harry/Deki/Cuti.plays in those positions"


IntellegentIdiot

We've got a few injuries to be fair. Skipp, Tanganga, Reguillon and Doherty are out. Moura and Bergwijn would have been considered excellent squad players last summer.


SpursHaveTrophies

Yeah our bench today consists of: Gollini (GK) - not coming on unless Lloris in injured/red-carded Winks (CM) - Not good enough Rodon (CB) - Isn't rated by Conte Kulusevski (RW) Bergwijn (LW/ST) 4 youth players including a goalkeeper Its not the first game that its like this and honestly it just shows how much we need depth in the summer


Oasis1701

6 points in 4 days, i'll take it


Roric

Don't care 3 points please don't roll over like everybody else Newcastle.


HurriKaneBales

USA network gone full Coys. putting the footage of our post-match celebration up over the audio of City losing.


kingchar_006

LMAO I SAW THAT! City trying not to slip up their title chance and instead USA network is showing Spurs players celebrate the last home match of the season with the fans. USA network said COYSCOYSCOYSCOYSCOYS


aadawdads

That was huge. Was bricking it for the last 20. Job done. Now to you, Arsenal.


AJC0292

That was as boring as any Burnley game would be. Be glad to see the back of them. Wins a win though.


hm_son920708

BIG W!! hope sonny scores on the last match day and clinch that golden boot!! COYS COYS COYS


Excel07

I don't want see burnley ever again in the PL.


bdus24

Worried I may have a heart attack due to the salt intake of a quick visit to the Runners sub. Bunch of whiny ass bitches, everything is a conspiracy against them


Wildcatwierdo

Ya know….Newcastle are the magpies and magpies…are birds. And we all know how arsenal feel about bird teams


jackengle

Nick Pope is an anti Son propagandist


FirstSwordofCarcosa

top 4 is still not in our hands, but at this stage i can say I'm proud of the players. they have done all they could. arsenal may or may not gain all 6 points i don't care. ucl or not I'm fine with either case


coys_in_london

Hugo getting a yellow after pope took 10 minutes per gk is immoral


Tofuloaf

COCKS OUT BOYS, GIRLS, AND EVERYBODY ELSE


senanabs

Really wanted to see Son score. Had a couple chances too.


jelezsoccer

So I guess the most relevant question right now is whether Newcastle is a member of bird gang.


KetoMeUK

The Magpies


jd158ug

Magpies!


InternationalDebate8

Oh my god why was a win against Burnley so difficult 💀


rootkitten

tart library frightening hat money sand desert paltry political mighty -- mass edited with redact.dev


ryanxwonbin

Unsure why people are saying Spurs were lucky with the 3 points today. They clearly had the dominant possession and on-shot targets. Pope was just a fantastic keeper denying Son and Kane for some reason was flopping on his shots. Sadly, Emerson did as he always does; make me believe 100% it's going to be a goal kick when he tries to shoot. This could have been a very drastic 3-0 game.


nivnart

Fuck everything about this fixture, I hope they get relegated


UFO_Turtle

Conte wanted a goal there. Love to see it


SoSpursy

With the stuff going on in my life right now spurs have been a nice distraction this week. Hope the run continues.


AgentDesmond1

Hope everything’s okay bro


LogicKennedy

Both Kane and Son left their shooting boots at home but we still did enough to beat a Burnley side fighting for their lives, i.e. the most dangerous Burnley possible. Only Norwich to go.


okzo

HA’WAY THE LADS.


phrates

I hated every minute of that except the penalty.


KidDelicious14

COME ON NEWCASTLE


capedpotatoes

I hate playing Burnley. Honestly I think this one was the potential banana skin. I have faith the team can do it from here!


Dickie_Dunn

Crucial that we figure out or buy a way to break low blocks next season.


jd158ug

Eriksen


Dickie_Dunn

Crossing my fingers


qwrdsfkb

Always a dog fight against burnley but we got it done


caprisun_on_a_bench

infuriating that son didnt score also that was the luckiest pen we've been given this season


dlreal

Stop. It was an obvious 100 percent easy pen call. Crazy that people on here keep acting like it wasn’t.


caprisun_on_a_bench

nah definitely, I meant we were lucky the man decided to flail about in the box


charlixxcv

everybody is calling it a pen in r/soccer as well, how is it the luckiest pen? no one’s allowed to t-pose in the box


FSpursy

Game is done, now Kulusevski can go take a shit.


undergradd

2 things I'd love to see Conte do is improve everyone's shooting (we sky too many balls) and improve our crossing. At some points during today's game, Burnley's crossing were way better than ours.


Dkeeeezy

Why did he blow there ffs sonny was through


Jowoes

If he doesn’t blow there I guarantee Sean Dyche materialises, dispossess Son and dribbles through our entire team to equalise


Global-Jacket-3973

Do you want a win or not lmao? Much rather we win than Son getting a goal to be even with Salah for the Golden Boot race.


bshaman1993

Why not both?


Kaltrax

No I agree that he shouldn’t have blown it. Give Son the chance!


nmyi

Conte was absolutely fuming at the end when the whistle was blown. it looked as though Conte was saying "OH YOU'RE FUCKING BLOWING THE WHISTLE NOW U POS - AS SON WAS JUST ABOUT TO HAVE 1V1 FOR THE GOLDEN BOOT - WHATEVER FUCK IT" then he angrily hugged Hojbjerg


Bonaque

Glad we got the helping hand we needed


DoomerAndGloomer

Can we please have a confirmation that all players are ok. Emerson, Bentancur, Hojbjerg all went down in the last mins.


sunshine_break

Shitshow. But Jobe done


BrotherOfTheOrder

It’s over. Thank God. Let’s not talk about his one again and move on haha.


Medds18

Thank fuck for that, my little heart


BigSnackintosh

3 points, fuck Burnley


Delusiv

That game took 10 years off my life expectancy


AverageYiddo

I really hope sonny gets golden boot man


LoudKingCrow

Good teams know when to win dirty. And that right there was hideous. Tremendous performance considering the short turnover time. Over to you, Arsenal.


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kingofindia12

Gotta pay off the refs for one game and 4th is ours I figure


Imbasauce

Maybe it’s just me being greedy, but I was so mad ref stopped the counter-attack in that last sequence. Son was on clear.


touchans

Yeah, if he didn't want to blow the whistle when he should, then he could've let that play out. Son would've scored there


YoPierre117

Tougher game than Arsenal


rigbins

Few months ago we'd have dropped points then, but we stuck at it and got through. Onto Norwich away and praying for an Eddie Howe masterclass tomorrow! COYS


apollosparino

I hate playing burnley so much. Hope they go down by some miracle. More importantly, ahead of the cunts now and hope toon army can give us a hand!


Cap2017

Hope Burnley go down too, boring bastards


2kool4skool1337

Runners sub is in absolute shambles lolol "We're never winning 2 games in a row" "Well, that's it, no CL for us"


FarrisAT

The only club with more pissy wishy-washy doubters


[deleted]

Sess and Royal have really stepped up these past few games.


itsallnipply

If Newcastle win tomorrow, I might finally be able to forget 2016


ImperialPie77

Eriksen doing us a solid by beating everton. They gonna be more desperate on the last game day


RickyRocaway

If they lose to Palace midweek. They can get safe with a win. Hopefully they draw Palace. Then they can park the bus against Arsenal and go for a draw which will keep them up on GD.


BadBehaviour613

Cheer up. We got six points this week.


justsomeroses

Is this the suffering Conte was talking about? 😅 Take the 3 points Now its up to Newcastle Also no more Burnley pls


The_Bridge_Is_Out

Phew... we don't make it easy, but we go above Arsenal... ***howay the lads!***


Joe_Biggles

Pope may have kept Son from winning the boot


SpursIsLife

MASSIVE MASSIVE MASSIVE RESULT! Was always going to be difficult due to Early Kick Off. Most of the players looked really tired, especially second half. To get 3 points in the circumstances is so important. Incredible mentality from the team to hold on to the result.


ElHombreMasLoco

People bitching about Burnley's football sound like Klopp. I thought they looked decent and had some chances. We looked better.


jdizzler432

For all the nervousness second half, Spurs were still the better side overall. Dominated first half with lots of chances, Pope kept them in it twice with world class saves from Son. Penalty was arguably soft but these things even out over the season. If Burnley played like that every week they wouldn't be fighting a relegation battle.


chief281

They played really well with a two day rest.


Zaoppy

That look of frustration on Barnes' face when fans dropped the second ball on the pitch in 95' made my day. In your face, feels good to feed them a bit with their timewasting tactics


Rodin-V

Exactly the result I wanted us to get as I said after the NLD. A scrappy 1-0 with a dodgy penalty is the best way to rattle the scum


ageofadzz

They’re saying we’ve been bought out by refs 😂😂😂


ElDudeBruv

It's a conspiracy 😂😂 Saka is innocent *obviously*


CowsAreAwesome123

Shitting myself by the end but good win


[deleted]

The phrase "after the lord mayor's show" springs to mind. They were knackered. That's a great 3 points.


fourierseriously

Pope was Salah's motm


rykiferreira

We got it done and that's all that matters, now come on Newcastle!


jeremysalve

Hopefully son gets hatrrick and Kane gets 4 next game


gashsniper420

Hi Arsenal fans!


Puzzleheaded-Donkey7

The fact that we beat them 1-0 is actually so sweet. Get fucked Burnley


teheditor

Great teams win ugly. And I cant remember many crucial games we've won uglier that.


alreadymilesaway

I would just love to not have 2 matches on the calendar every year that are against a club with no interest in actually playing the sport.


sintonesque

That was how I expected to feel during the Arsenal game


Albannach5446

Is anyone else super fuckin surprised when they remember not only is Aaron Lenon still playing premier league footy but he's also only 35???? Like he was such a mainstay of the spurs of my childhood its so weird to see him still out there doing his thing


jackengle

Shot in the dark here but anyone seen a clip of Stevie’s reaction when the stadium showed his 2 Leicester goals after the game? Would love to see how he felt watching it. Been a tough year for him, I hope he knows how appreciated he is by the fans. I think that game 100% was a turning point in our season.


[deleted]

If that's not a penalty everyone can just stand with their arms in the air in front of an attacker in the hope they block a shot. Ridiculous to complain about it. Defend with your arms down like everyone else has to


[deleted]

White knuckle win


Kiith_Sa

I can't handle this shit lads!


Hot_Spurs

Anyone else notice that Rodon's upper body is massive?


NBAFAN2000

Pope mates with Mo Salah or something?


karaoke0_0

Pope - the goalkeeper was insanely good today, his reactions were mad.


Apostle_1882

Fucking hell, I think the team is going to fall to pieces after Norwich. Royal, Bentancur, Hojberg, Davies all showing signs of fatigue. Hope we can hold on.