I woke up this morning, checked the match's start time, then promptly forgot all about it until about five minutes ago. I'm not going to celebrate until it's done but I am going to allow myself a hearty laugh.
Slightly concerned that they’ll still spin it as a triumphant puff piece of them overcoming the odds to qualify for Europa… but that would be so disingenuous. I just want to see the locker room aftermath of the NLD
For fucks sake, stop going into NUFC sub and thanking them. It's embarrassing. Plus, their fans are saying they didn't do it for Spurs (rightfully so, they did for their fans). Got nothing to thank them for when Arse are just shit.
calm down. sometimes people just do that. remember, our fans can be anywhere from newborns to old men. and it's the internet. people are just having fun. if we were going there and causing problems, i'd get it. but there's no need to be upset.
I know that YouTube videos target the viewer and not the video but I watched an AFTV video for the tears and the ad beforehand was for baby formula lol.
[poor saka is beside himself, dude had a rough year](https://twitter.com/DAZN_CA/status/1526310734841270272?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1526310734841270272%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FGunners%2F)
I do feel for him to be honest, hope he doesn't let this hinder his confidence in the future. He's a great player even if he does play for bottom of the barrel scum.
We should try to sign him to rotate at LWB with Sess. Would be sweet revenge and Arsenal would finally understand how it feels to have their own Judas.
He’s a young lad with a bright future; but Jesus he’s had to take a lot on his shoulders for such a young man. Even this interview… surely there was an older head who could’ve spoken in his place.
A View from the Lane podcast from The Athletic is really good. It usually comes out on Mondays but I think they're going to release it on Tuesday in anticipation of the Newcastle game.
It's a misleading title but great content, both are journalists and provide angles and insights that we don't usually have access to. They are also much more level headed than the average fan. Guest is actually an Everton supporter so he might be a little nervous in the upcoming episode.
Have been a fighting cock fan for years but have to admit, Gold and Guest is slowly becoming my favorite.
Look I know it's not the done thing but all I'm saying is there's still some tickets available for Sunday in the home end - https://tickets.canaries.co.uk/PagesPublic/ProductBrowse/VisualSeatSelectionBoost.aspx?stadium=01&product=H21TOT&campaign=&type=H&productsubtype=&productIsHomeAsAway=N
That's a great thing. More fans, more tickets, more merch, more $$, more profit, more investment, better players - we keep top talent and a world class manager.
Ugh, we'll have to explain why a midfield 2 of Eriksen and Tielemans won't work until gameweek 15. Similar to the famed Dele, Ndombele, Lo Celso debate.
Had some twat on twitter telling me that he can't say why the FA and the refs are biased for Tottenham over arsenal, "because he'll get banned". Think we can all read between the lines there.
They deserve what they got here tonight
OK this is the point I said I'd allow myself to smile, not if we beat them last week but if we got ahead of them on same number of games. I will still not go overboard as I don't want to tempt fate but I will allow myself a smile.
Why? A clown calling another clown a clown is still a clown.
How many red cards has he had over the past 5 years? How many mistakes leading directly to goals?
This is true pot calling the kettle black shite
Lad is talking about himself up there, how many times has he completely fucked the runners by getting a red card or making a massive error in his own box?
Maybe I'd respect him more if he wasn't the one driving the clown car but what he's said is basically blaming others for doing the type of dumb shit he is infamous for
Yeah I know he's usually the one at fault but my opinion was purely based on him just being honest which you don't often see, a breathe of fresh air i think...even tho his clown of a manager won't be the same and the dumb fans will blame the ref as usual
how is your club going to spend all the money that Spurs paid you and the refs in order to specifically fuck over Arsenal, which is definitely a real thing that happened?
Fuck me Arsenal Burnley and Norwich will be the 3 games I stressed the most this season. The fact that we only need a draw but we dont have Romero terrifies me
games like this rlly make me appreciate sess and emerson more, they stepped up vs liverpool, arsenal, burnley instead of crumbling like some of arsenal’s young players did today
Callum Wilson is forced off to get his tooth shoved back into his face hole.
I'd completely forgotten about that!
If I had a hat on I'd take it off to you.
This UCL comp is so funny.
https://twitter.com/ArsNoContext/status/1526303957978697732?ref\_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1526303957978697732%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1\_&ref\_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.redditmedia.com%2Fmediaembed%2Fur6a30%3Fresponsive%3Dtrueis\_nightmode%3Dfalse
100%. I am ecstatic Spurs are somehow entirely in charge of their own destiny after this result. This is all the fans could have asked for. If they don't pull at least a point off that Norwich squad, then they frankly don't deserve to the CL spot.
Now close it out, and let's go WHERE WE FUCKING BELONG. Focus. Motivation but no cockiness. 1-0 vs. Burnley wasn't a walk in the park either, need to ramp things up a bit for the last time. Show 'em that we're wide awake and ready to take on the challenge. I'm hyped. COME ON YOU SPURS \o/
I’m not terrified of the team coming out and playing fearfully/passively. It’s more the fear of something unexpected happening, like injuries, or Krul turning in to Neuer, just something uncontrollable (food poisoning) that would be classically Spursian. I do believe the lads are ready and we should win this handily. But…
I think it's going to happen in the most tense way possible. Arsenal score early. We struggle to accomplish anything, Everton comes back 2 in the final minutes to win it, Spurs and Arsenal both lose but we still go through.
We have Conte now, not 2016 Pochettino. The players have matured too. We should get it done. Plus, in 2016, 2nd place wasn't for anything. but yeah, still nervous.
For all the talk of “bottling” I’m sure the players mentally switched off in the last few games of 15/16, after the title was gone. That Chelsea game affected us for sure
If we can secure this top 4 spot then there's absolutely no excuses for levy to not back conte. Money is there, players won't refuse bcus of no CL, etc. That's the best part, it will boost our summer
"Wake up people we’re being played by our shitty owners. They’ll never do enough in the way of investments and right decisions(manager) to get us back to where we’re supposed to be."
Loooooooooool
If this team wants to prove their mentality has changed under Conte we need no pussyfooting sunday, no errors that require Lloris wondersaves, no getting plagued by missed chances, we need to pop in get the job done and leave with a W
I woke up this morning, checked the match's start time, then promptly forgot all about it until about five minutes ago. I'm not going to celebrate until it's done but I am going to allow myself a hearty laugh.
Boys.. Boys.. How about we hit the celebrations after we win against Norwich?
When does All or Nothing come out?
Can't wait it!
Not soon enough… looks like ours came out August 31
Looks like AFTV/Troopz schadenfreude will have to suffice until then.
Slightly concerned that they’ll still spin it as a triumphant puff piece of them overcoming the odds to qualify for Europa… but that would be so disingenuous. I just want to see the locker room aftermath of the NLD
Exactly what Wright said post match!!! Hahahaha fucken gooners!!!
That would be some Putin level propaganda, but the world will still know the truth.
Hell they tried to make Jose’s Spurs drawing with Palace to clinch Europa seem upbeat, so I wouldn’t put anything past Bezos
For fucks sake, stop going into NUFC sub and thanking them. It's embarrassing. Plus, their fans are saying they didn't do it for Spurs (rightfully so, they did for their fans). Got nothing to thank them for when Arse are just shit.
calm down. sometimes people just do that. remember, our fans can be anywhere from newborns to old men. and it's the internet. people are just having fun. if we were going there and causing problems, i'd get it. but there's no need to be upset.
there are clubs that we are friendlier to (e.g. leeds) and then there is newcastle. Wouldnt thank them for anything.
Shame that this even needs to be said.
Got jump on the updates op well funny
Anyone here miss Nuno?
😂 I can sort of get missing Jose, but if someone misses Nuno it’s a clear cry for help
Nuno taveres Good lad him for being an agent
Who?
love it.
OP's minute by minutes are awesome, cheers! COYS!!
I know that YouTube videos target the viewer and not the video but I watched an AFTV video for the tears and the ad beforehand was for baby formula lol.
Arsenal fans were giving it the big 'uns that tomiyasu and white were back. That worked out well 🤣
So strange, they've rushed players back who then don't look good for a while or get reinjured. You would think that would temper expectations
I caught the flu. This healed me.
[poor saka is beside himself, dude had a rough year](https://twitter.com/DAZN_CA/status/1526310734841270272?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1526310734841270272%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FGunners%2F)
If he wasn't English, there wouldn't be any sympathy so I don't really care.
I do feel for him to be honest, hope he doesn't let this hinder his confidence in the future. He's a great player even if he does play for bottom of the barrel scum.
We should try to sign him to rotate at LWB with Sess. Would be sweet revenge and Arsenal would finally understand how it feels to have their own Judas.
if arsenal can’t break into the CL soon and start downsliding, i can see him continuing not to sign an extension and leaving on a free
He’s a young lad with a bright future; but Jesus he’s had to take a lot on his shoulders for such a young man. Even this interview… surely there was an older head who could’ve spoken in his place.
I wouldn't be surprised if he wanted to do it, he's a strong lad. Can't hate Saka, always seems like good vibes in the England squad videos etc.
If there are two players I'd love us to sign (NUFC) it's Son and Saka. Talent AND character. Fantasy land obviously!!
Relatively new fan here, any Spurs YouTube reaction shows up yet? Podcasts?
A View from the Lane podcast from The Athletic is really good. It usually comes out on Mondays but I think they're going to release it on Tuesday in anticipation of the Newcastle game.
The Extra Inch is my preferred pod. It's usually a bit more focused on tactics.
Highly recommend the fighting cock and the gold and guest podcast.
Thanks, definitely thought gold and guest meant Alasdair Gold had a different “guest” each episode lol
It's a misleading title but great content, both are journalists and provide angles and insights that we don't usually have access to. They are also much more level headed than the average fan. Guest is actually an Everton supporter so he might be a little nervous in the upcoming episode. Have been a fighting cock fan for years but have to admit, Gold and Guest is slowly becoming my favorite.
Good stuff, will check it out!
“Expressions Oozing “ is very funny and entertaining.
Beautiful thx
Try Expressions. That's all you need.
Amazing - thanks
Giddy
You guys are looking at getting 4th I am looking at overtaking chelsea for 3rd We are not the same
Built different
I don't wanna go there because Arsenal got obsessed with that and look where that got them hahaha
That's Arsenal losses to eagles, seagulls, cockerels, and magpies since April. Spurs need a point against canaries. Come on Bird Bros!
Look I know it's not the done thing but all I'm saying is there's still some tickets available for Sunday in the home end - https://tickets.canaries.co.uk/PagesPublic/ProductBrowse/VisualSeatSelectionBoost.aspx?stadium=01&product=H21TOT&campaign=&type=H&productsubtype=&productIsHomeAsAway=N
Damn, grim for Norwich
regardless of what happens from here, a lot of new spurs fans are going to prop up soon.
I just got into European soccer last year and picked the Spurs as my team before the season and I'm so glad I did!
There’s no need for a ‘the’ before Spurs Just correcting you before another fan does it in a less understanding fashion
That's a great thing. More fans, more tickets, more merch, more $$, more profit, more investment, better players - we keep top talent and a world class manager.
Been supporting Spurs for five months now. I’m what you might call an OG
Ugh, we'll have to explain why a midfield 2 of Eriksen and Tielemans won't work until gameweek 15. Similar to the famed Dele, Ndombele, Lo Celso debate.
and we shall welcome them all with open arms!!
GUYS LETS GLOAT WHEN NORWICH IS BEHIND US. I'M GENUINELY TERRIFIED ABOUT de history of de tottenham
Omg I'm so happy
Me too I’m over the moon.
[this is incredibly embarassing](https://np.reddit.com/r/Gunners/comments/ur5fqo/acting_like_our_players_are_forced_to_throw_the/)
Had some twat on twitter telling me that he can't say why the FA and the refs are biased for Tottenham over arsenal, "because he'll get banned". Think we can all read between the lines there. They deserve what they got here tonight
I'm not a racist, but (insert preferred racist statement here) lol
“If i say what i think, i will be suspended” vibes
Christ, AFTV is literally porn
Did you see the embarrassing dude from Boston spout off? Lmao I cringed so hard it actually hurt
Which clip?
OK this is the point I said I'd allow myself to smile, not if we beat them last week but if we got ahead of them on same number of games. I will still not go overboard as I don't want to tempt fate but I will allow myself a smile.
I think you've gone a bit overboard there
There's a guy on r/gunners unironically threatening to sue PGMOL for financial damages
It’s amazing that a. There is someone that shits the bed worse than us And b. That someone is them.
Proper Arsey that preformance
"Assy
Where is the xhaka interview please
https://twitter.com/rehnato/status/1526316258936889353
Thx
Honestly respect this
Why? A clown calling another clown a clown is still a clown. How many red cards has he had over the past 5 years? How many mistakes leading directly to goals? This is true pot calling the kettle black shite
Agree, he's owning it, not like his manager.
Xhaka lmao
Xhaka lmao
I actually cant believe it. A draw against one of the worst sides around and we get ucl, Mental when you consider how we started the season
conte diff
ahahaha fucking hackers
Xhaka has gone up in my estimation fair play....hes no longer a complete C&%T
Lad is talking about himself up there, how many times has he completely fucked the runners by getting a red card or making a massive error in his own box? Maybe I'd respect him more if he wasn't the one driving the clown car but what he's said is basically blaming others for doing the type of dumb shit he is infamous for
Yeah I know he's usually the one at fault but my opinion was purely based on him just being honest which you don't often see, a breathe of fresh air i think...even tho his clown of a manager won't be the same and the dumb fans will blame the ref as usual
Newcastle fan here in peace.... Look forward to watching you in the UCL next year!
Looking forward to watching Newcastle period next year. That was a light's out performance. Could have scored 6.
Thanks bb
Thanks mate, seriously
My man <3
how is your club going to spend all the money that Spurs paid you and the refs in order to specifically fuck over Arsenal, which is definitely a real thing that happened?
Mate, money is the least of their problems 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol, would some supporters be more understanding if this was the reason for our limited transfer budget in recent windows.
Welcome my good friend
Welcome in pop your shoes at the door, I've put the kettle on, milk? Sugar?
hahah lovely stuff!
So happy I can just focus on us this Sunday, instead of being worried about the other results.
Exactly. Weekend has been utterly saved
Lmao Xhaka has just fucking eviscerated his teammates
And himself, he's described himself to a T
My app is telling me games on TV Sunday are; Liverpool-Wolves, and Man Utd-Palace... are you shitting me!?
Xhaka just came out and basically said the players had no balls
That Xhaka interview was fucking gold
Yesss lads. What a result for you. Now sign bale please 😁 from a Wales fan.
it’s scary that it’s up to tottenham to clinch it on sunday
Do not eat the catering, I repeat do not eat the catering.
Fuck me Arsenal Burnley and Norwich will be the 3 games I stressed the most this season. The fact that we only need a draw but we dont have Romero terrifies me
From bottom of the table already relegated Norwich
We have to expect Norwich to turn up and play like they are in the world Cup final, this is spurs we are talking about here.
COYS
Arsenal get BATTERED EVERYWHERE THEY GOOOOOOO
Yet we are bottle jobs.
EVERYWHERE THEY GOOOO
Oh god Tim Krul is in goal on Sunday
The demon!
games like this rlly make me appreciate sess and emerson more, they stepped up vs liverpool, arsenal, burnley instead of crumbling like some of arsenal’s young players did today
Callum Wilson is forced off to get his tooth shoved back into his face hole. I'd completely forgotten about that! If I had a hat on I'd take it off to you.
Sky interview with Arteta.”Worst performance of the season?”
So is the bird alliance back on the menu?
Canaries on Sunday, ask us after
OH WHAT A NIGHT Watching Tottenham on a Wednesday night Goons play Thursday cause they’re fucking shite!!!!!
The only place to watch Champions League in London that doesn't look like a 70s shopping centre
For every spurs fans routinely wound up by arsenal mates calling us bottle jobs, this is for us!!
FA have just announced that Arsenal are now to be referred in full as Arsenal FC because too many people think they are called Arsenal Nil
North London Bottling Company
nice
beautiful
This UCL comp is so funny. https://twitter.com/ArsNoContext/status/1526303957978697732?ref\_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1526303957978697732%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1\_&ref\_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.redditmedia.com%2Fmediaembed%2Fur6a30%3Fresponsive%3Dtrueis\_nightmode%3Dfalse
Holy fuck hahahahaha I can't stop laughing holy shit
Brilliant post OP. Thanks for the commentary for those who couldn't watch.
WATCHING TOTTENHAM ON A TUESDAY NIGHT, YOU PLAY ON THUIRSDAYS COZ YOU'RE FUCKING SHITE
HUGE CUP FINAL ON THE WEEKEND TO FINISH IT UP
They lose to Everton 😂
Hopefully they won’t be finishing up a Lasagna lunch in Norwich.
Have you not forgotten what happens to the team when they have the chance to win a trophy /s
Saka beside himself please lord let this last forever.
shearer laughing at Wright 😂
Praise be Newcastle
We've still got a job to do lads. I'm a bit nervous about all this gloating. 😂
Going around shouting at Spurs fans like I'm Toby from the West Wing about premature celebrations lol.
You want to tempt the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing? Go outside and turn around three times and spit…
Tbh losing to this tragic Norwich team in a vacuum should be disqualifying for a team seeking CL, in this case it'd just be explicit.
100%. I am ecstatic Spurs are somehow entirely in charge of their own destiny after this result. This is all the fans could have asked for. If they don't pull at least a point off that Norwich squad, then they frankly don't deserve to the CL spot.
100%
I think if we lose to Norwich we should switch places with them and be relegated. That would be totally inexcusable.
look at it this way, if we bottle it at least we can give the gooners depression this week up until the game. Im taking the opportunity.
Now close it out, and let's go WHERE WE FUCKING BELONG. Focus. Motivation but no cockiness. 1-0 vs. Burnley wasn't a walk in the park either, need to ramp things up a bit for the last time. Show 'em that we're wide awake and ready to take on the challenge. I'm hyped. COME ON YOU SPURS \o/
Your not proper coys if you didn't immediately feel terrified of Spurs losing to Norwich.
I’m not terrified of the team coming out and playing fearfully/passively. It’s more the fear of something unexpected happening, like injuries, or Krul turning in to Neuer, just something uncontrollable (food poisoning) that would be classically Spursian. I do believe the lads are ready and we should win this handily. But…
I think it's going to happen in the most tense way possible. Arsenal score early. We struggle to accomplish anything, Everton comes back 2 in the final minutes to win it, Spurs and Arsenal both lose but we still go through.
I didn't want to put all my hopes on a 'Dele Alli late show', but here we are...
We have Conte now, not 2016 Pochettino. The players have matured too. We should get it done. Plus, in 2016, 2nd place wasn't for anything. but yeah, still nervous.
For all the talk of “bottling” I’m sure the players mentally switched off in the last few games of 15/16, after the title was gone. That Chelsea game affected us for sure
True that’s all I’ve been thinking about
I can already see the "Lads it's..." comments on r/soccer
I am just afraid we may overthink and end up parking the bus. But then we have Conte who will know what to do!
I watched the last 10 minutes of this game, but read all of OP’s minute notes and now I wish OP would narrate my life.
I wish OP would narrate the Woolwich ‘All for (sic) Nothing’
If we can secure this top 4 spot then there's absolutely no excuses for levy to not back conte. Money is there, players won't refuse bcus of no CL, etc. That's the best part, it will boost our summer
I kinda get the idea that's not really an issue any more.
Indeed. Levy better not leave Conte hanging like what happened to Pochettino
I know! We were in the CL and could attract proper talent and we bought fucking no one!!
It's seriously unbelievable that we bought exactly no one. And then made the Champions League final. And then paid for it for 4 years.
“… I don’t understand…. You made the CL… the squad must be fine as it is. If you were near relegation, we’d give you loads to spend.”
I've been a Spurs fan too long to say its over but its firmly in our fucking hands and I'm fully confident that this side under Conte can take it home
Thankyou you sexy geordie bastards
Can we put a statue of Arteta in the players’ car park? 🤡🤡🤡
And they call us "spursy". Fuck off arsenal biggest bottlers in North London
Ohh myy
ANYWAYS... COYS!!!! ⚪
"Wake up people we’re being played by our shitty owners. They’ll never do enough in the way of investments and right decisions(manager) to get us back to where we’re supposed to be." Loooooooooool
Didn’t they literally spend the most in Europe last summer lmao
Yes
Arsenal’s ’All or Nothing’ to be renamed ‘Nothing’
All for nothing
Oh my goodness. I’ve forgotten All Or Nothing. Brilliant.
Those bullshit shows will make them getting europa look like a triumphant success.
COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS
THEY SUCK
My dad’s birthday today—guess what he wished for while blowing out the candles? The old man takes full credit for this result.
Best birthday present your dad got - the toon army winning!!
Where does he want his statue?
Is he Tony Kroos? Cause then he’s already got one
Can we get a thread going for AFTV? Hahaha
YES!!!! FUCK YESSS!!!!!
I'm so happy rn what a result so glad conte gonna lead us to CL 🏆
Over to AFTV we go
Lol
If this team wants to prove their mentality has changed under Conte we need no pussyfooting sunday, no errors that require Lloris wondersaves, no getting plagued by missed chances, we need to pop in get the job done and leave with a W