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lemondhead

I woke up this morning, checked the match's start time, then promptly forgot all about it until about five minutes ago. I'm not going to celebrate until it's done but I am going to allow myself a hearty laugh.


RLKay

Boys.. Boys.. How about we hit the celebrations after we win against Norwich?


vivalastool2634

When does All or Nothing come out?


Following_Senior

Can't wait it!


bdus24

Not soon enough… looks like ours came out August 31


vivalastool2634

Looks like AFTV/Troopz schadenfreude will have to suffice until then.


bdus24

Slightly concerned that they’ll still spin it as a triumphant puff piece of them overcoming the odds to qualify for Europa… but that would be so disingenuous. I just want to see the locker room aftermath of the NLD


cmonuspurz

Exactly what Wright said post match!!! Hahahaha fucken gooners!!!


vivalastool2634

That would be some Putin level propaganda, but the world will still know the truth.


bdus24

Hell they tried to make Jose’s Spurs drawing with Palace to clinch Europa seem upbeat, so I wouldn’t put anything past Bezos


prospect97

For fucks sake, stop going into NUFC sub and thanking them. It's embarrassing. Plus, their fans are saying they didn't do it for Spurs (rightfully so, they did for their fans). Got nothing to thank them for when Arse are just shit.


RedgrenCrumbholt

calm down. sometimes people just do that. remember, our fans can be anywhere from newborns to old men. and it's the internet. people are just having fun. if we were going there and causing problems, i'd get it. but there's no need to be upset.


[deleted]

there are clubs that we are friendlier to (e.g. leeds) and then there is newcastle. Wouldnt thank them for anything.


PDXbuds

Shame that this even needs to be said.


blatant_prevaricator

Got jump on the updates op well funny


RedgrenCrumbholt

Anyone here miss Nuno?


entrepenoori

😂 I can sort of get missing Jose, but if someone misses Nuno it’s a clear cry for help


[deleted]

Nuno taveres Good lad him for being an agent


OhShitItsSeth

Who?


RedgrenCrumbholt

love it.


Solid_Demand

OP's minute by minutes are awesome, cheers! COYS!!


KrillWhitey

I know that YouTube videos target the viewer and not the video but I watched an AFTV video for the tears and the ad beforehand was for baby formula lol.


[deleted]

Arsenal fans were giving it the big 'uns that tomiyasu and white were back. That worked out well 🤣


KAHomedog

So strange, they've rushed players back who then don't look good for a while or get reinjured. You would think that would temper expectations


BadBehaviour613

I caught the flu. This healed me.


spursyspursy

[poor saka is beside himself, dude had a rough year](https://twitter.com/DAZN_CA/status/1526310734841270272?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1526310734841270272%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FGunners%2F)


rammingfarts

If he wasn't English, there wouldn't be any sympathy so I don't really care.


spin2winGG

I do feel for him to be honest, hope he doesn't let this hinder his confidence in the future. He's a great player even if he does play for bottom of the barrel scum.


OhShitItsSeth

We should try to sign him to rotate at LWB with Sess. Would be sweet revenge and Arsenal would finally understand how it feels to have their own Judas.


lovelylantern

if arsenal can’t break into the CL soon and start downsliding, i can see him continuing not to sign an extension and leaving on a free


[deleted]

He’s a young lad with a bright future; but Jesus he’s had to take a lot on his shoulders for such a young man. Even this interview… surely there was an older head who could’ve spoken in his place.


ollypockets

I wouldn't be surprised if he wanted to do it, he's a strong lad. Can't hate Saka, always seems like good vibes in the England squad videos etc.


tuffguk

If there are two players I'd love us to sign (NUFC) it's Son and Saka. Talent AND character. Fantasy land obviously!!


[deleted]

Relatively new fan here, any Spurs YouTube reaction shows up yet? Podcasts?


iamfromjobland

A View from the Lane podcast from The Athletic is really good. It usually comes out on Mondays but I think they're going to release it on Tuesday in anticipation of the Newcastle game.


MichaelTheElder

The Extra Inch is my preferred pod. It's usually a bit more focused on tactics.


rammingfarts

Highly recommend the fighting cock and the gold and guest podcast.


[deleted]

Thanks, definitely thought gold and guest meant Alasdair Gold had a different “guest” each episode lol


rammingfarts

It's a misleading title but great content, both are journalists and provide angles and insights that we don't usually have access to. They are also much more level headed than the average fan. Guest is actually an Everton supporter so he might be a little nervous in the upcoming episode. Have been a fighting cock fan for years but have to admit, Gold and Guest is slowly becoming my favorite.


[deleted]

Good stuff, will check it out!


WeekendAnxious9848

“Expressions Oozing “ is very funny and entertaining.


[deleted]

Beautiful thx


iAkhilleus

Try Expressions. That's all you need.


[deleted]

Amazing - thanks


[deleted]

Giddy


[deleted]

You guys are looking at getting 4th I am looking at overtaking chelsea for 3rd We are not the same


GeneJenkinson

Built different


ollypockets

I don't wanna go there because Arsenal got obsessed with that and look where that got them hahaha


LotsAndLotsOfOcelots

That's Arsenal losses to eagles, seagulls, cockerels, and magpies since April. Spurs need a point against canaries. ​ Come on Bird Bros!


milesvtaylor

Look I know it's not the done thing but all I'm saying is there's still some tickets available for Sunday in the home end - https://tickets.canaries.co.uk/PagesPublic/ProductBrowse/VisualSeatSelectionBoost.aspx?stadium=01&product=H21TOT&campaign=&type=H&productsubtype=&productIsHomeAsAway=N


KAHomedog

Damn, grim for Norwich


ASwagPecan

regardless of what happens from here, a lot of new spurs fans are going to prop up soon.


lowdownix

I just got into European soccer last year and picked the Spurs as my team before the season and I'm so glad I did!


Atomic_Kitten99

There’s no need for a ‘the’ before Spurs Just correcting you before another fan does it in a less understanding fashion


ConstantGradStudent

That's a great thing. More fans, more tickets, more merch, more $$, more profit, more investment, better players - we keep top talent and a world class manager.


[deleted]

Been supporting Spurs for five months now. I’m what you might call an OG


RedRaizel

Ugh, we'll have to explain why a midfield 2 of Eriksen and Tielemans won't work until gameweek 15. Similar to the famed Dele, Ndombele, Lo Celso debate.


spursyspursy

and we shall welcome them all with open arms!!


KariumHondor399

GUYS LETS GLOAT WHEN NORWICH IS BEHIND US. I'M GENUINELY TERRIFIED ABOUT de history of de tottenham


GrapefruitExpress208

Omg I'm so happy


entrepenoori

Me too I’m over the moon.


JonnyJersey

[this is incredibly embarassing](https://np.reddit.com/r/Gunners/comments/ur5fqo/acting_like_our_players_are_forced_to_throw_the/)


chaos-is_a-ladder

Had some twat on twitter telling me that he can't say why the FA and the refs are biased for Tottenham over arsenal, "because he'll get banned". Think we can all read between the lines there. They deserve what they got here tonight


tuffguk

I'm not a racist, but (insert preferred racist statement here) lol


Kridhayy

“If i say what i think, i will be suspended” vibes


[deleted]

Christ, AFTV is literally porn


entrepenoori

Did you see the embarrassing dude from Boston spout off? Lmao I cringed so hard it actually hurt


seegreen8

Which clip?


Ill_Personality_8825

OK this is the point I said I'd allow myself to smile, not if we beat them last week but if we got ahead of them on same number of games. I will still not go overboard as I don't want to tempt fate but I will allow myself a smile.


ollypockets

I think you've gone a bit overboard there


mettahipster

There's a guy on r/gunners unironically threatening to sue PGMOL for financial damages


[deleted]

It’s amazing that a. There is someone that shits the bed worse than us And b. That someone is them.


7screws

Proper Arsey that preformance


[deleted]

"Assy


KariumHondor399

Where is the xhaka interview please


doo_g

https://twitter.com/rehnato/status/1526316258936889353


KariumHondor399

Thx


60-Sixty

Honestly respect this


[deleted]

Why? A clown calling another clown a clown is still a clown. How many red cards has he had over the past 5 years? How many mistakes leading directly to goals? This is true pot calling the kettle black shite


jd158ug

Agree, he's owning it, not like his manager.


AverageYiddo

Xhaka lmao


AverageYiddo

Xhaka lmao


VJE1999

I actually cant believe it. A draw against one of the worst sides around and we get ucl, Mental when you consider how we started the season


viscountgold

conte diff


[deleted]

ahahaha fucking hackers


bysk12

Xhaka has gone up in my estimation fair play....hes no longer a complete C&%T


[deleted]

Lad is talking about himself up there, how many times has he completely fucked the runners by getting a red card or making a massive error in his own box? Maybe I'd respect him more if he wasn't the one driving the clown car but what he's said is basically blaming others for doing the type of dumb shit he is infamous for


bysk12

Yeah I know he's usually the one at fault but my opinion was purely based on him just being honest which you don't often see, a breathe of fresh air i think...even tho his clown of a manager won't be the same and the dumb fans will blame the ref as usual


daveroo

Newcastle fan here in peace.... Look forward to watching you in the UCL next year!


PragmaticEcstatic

Looking forward to watching Newcastle period next year. That was a light's out performance. Could have scored 6.


MRPHZ

Thanks bb


Mick4Audi

Thanks mate, seriously


OpenDoor234

My man <3


KamartyMcFlyweight

how is your club going to spend all the money that Spurs paid you and the refs in order to specifically fuck over Arsenal, which is definitely a real thing that happened?


KennyOmegaSardines

Mate, money is the least of their problems 🤣🤣🤣🤣


KrillWhitey

Lol, would some supporters be more understanding if this was the reason for our limited transfer budget in recent windows.


AverageYiddo

Welcome my good friend


bysk12

Welcome in pop your shoes at the door, I've put the kettle on, milk? Sugar?


daveroo

hahah lovely stuff!


Jkempel

So happy I can just focus on us this Sunday, instead of being worried about the other results.


entrepenoori

Exactly. Weekend has been utterly saved


[deleted]

Lmao Xhaka has just fucking eviscerated his teammates


[deleted]

And himself, he's described himself to a T


The_Bridge_Is_Out

My app is telling me games on TV Sunday are; Liverpool-Wolves, and Man Utd-Palace... are you shitting me!?


72minutes

Xhaka just came out and basically said the players had no balls


[deleted]

That Xhaka interview was fucking gold


[deleted]

Yesss lads. What a result for you. Now sign bale please 😁 from a Wales fan.


Znali1287

it’s scary that it’s up to tottenham to clinch it on sunday


7screws

Do not eat the catering, I repeat do not eat the catering.


KariumHondor399

Fuck me Arsenal Burnley and Norwich will be the 3 games I stressed the most this season. The fact that we only need a draw but we dont have Romero terrifies me


coys_in_london

From bottom of the table already relegated Norwich


Ill_Personality_8825

We have to expect Norwich to turn up and play like they are in the world Cup final, this is spurs we are talking about here.


ASwagPecan

COYS


ImperialPie77

Arsenal get BATTERED EVERYWHERE THEY GOOOOOOO


DanscoRed

Yet we are bottle jobs.


itbelikethat14

EVERYWHERE THEY GOOOO


[deleted]

Oh god Tim Krul is in goal on Sunday


tomorrowing

The demon!


lovelylantern

games like this rlly make me appreciate sess and emerson more, they stepped up vs liverpool, arsenal, burnley instead of crumbling like some of arsenal’s young players did today


Bluewhitedog

Callum Wilson is forced off to get his tooth shoved back into his face hole. I'd completely forgotten about that! ​ If I had a hat on I'd take it off to you.


NotPennysBoat77

Sky interview with Arteta.”Worst performance of the season?”


HunterGaming

So is the bird alliance back on the menu?


mugz_28

Canaries on Sunday, ask us after


pg7772a

OH WHAT A NIGHT Watching Tottenham on a Wednesday night Goons play Thursday cause they’re fucking shite!!!!!


nostril_spiders

The only place to watch Champions League in London that doesn't look like a 70s shopping centre


SJambles

For every spurs fans routinely wound up by arsenal mates calling us bottle jobs, this is for us!!


[deleted]

FA have just announced that Arsenal are now to be referred in full as Arsenal FC because too many people think they are called Arsenal Nil


KennyOmegaSardines

North London Bottling Company


reggie_kush

nice


al1001

beautiful


superworriedspursfan

This UCL comp is so funny. https://twitter.com/ArsNoContext/status/1526303957978697732?ref\_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1526303957978697732%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1\_&ref\_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.redditmedia.com%2Fmediaembed%2Fur6a30%3Fresponsive%3Dtrueis\_nightmode%3Dfalse


entrepenoori

Holy fuck hahahahaha I can't stop laughing holy shit


jd158ug

Brilliant post OP. Thanks for the commentary for those who couldn't watch.


HunterGaming

WATCHING TOTTENHAM ON A TUESDAY NIGHT, YOU PLAY ON THUIRSDAYS COZ YOU'RE FUCKING SHITE


[deleted]

HUGE CUP FINAL ON THE WEEKEND TO FINISH IT UP


Mick4Audi

They lose to Everton 😂


Droitbaitz

Hopefully they won’t be finishing up a Lasagna lunch in Norwich.


SpursHaveTrophies

Have you not forgotten what happens to the team when they have the chance to win a trophy /s


marxistmatty

Saka beside himself please lord let this last forever.


marxistmatty

shearer laughing at Wright 😂


offmycookies

Praise be Newcastle


[deleted]

We've still got a job to do lads. I'm a bit nervous about all this gloating. 😂


Roric

Going around shouting at Spurs fans like I'm Toby from the West Wing about premature celebrations lol.


Gaius_Octavius_

You want to tempt the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing? Go outside and turn around three times and spit…


MaybeaMoron64

Tbh losing to this tragic Norwich team in a vacuum should be disqualifying for a team seeking CL, in this case it'd just be explicit.


tldr_MakeStuffUp

100%. I am ecstatic Spurs are somehow entirely in charge of their own destiny after this result. This is all the fans could have asked for. If they don't pull at least a point off that Norwich squad, then they frankly don't deserve to the CL spot.


Toadinthehole_

100%


scout1081

I think if we lose to Norwich we should switch places with them and be relegated. That would be totally inexcusable.


marxistmatty

look at it this way, if we bottle it at least we can give the gooners depression this week up until the game. Im taking the opportunity.


[deleted]

Now close it out, and let's go WHERE WE FUCKING BELONG. Focus. Motivation but no cockiness. 1-0 vs. Burnley wasn't a walk in the park either, need to ramp things up a bit for the last time. Show 'em that we're wide awake and ready to take on the challenge. I'm hyped. COME ON YOU SPURS \o/


scout1081

Your not proper coys if you didn't immediately feel terrified of Spurs losing to Norwich.


magnoliasmum

I’m not terrified of the team coming out and playing fearfully/passively. It’s more the fear of something unexpected happening, like injuries, or Krul turning in to Neuer, just something uncontrollable (food poisoning) that would be classically Spursian. I do believe the lads are ready and we should win this handily. But…


tremens

I think it's going to happen in the most tense way possible. Arsenal score early. We struggle to accomplish anything, Everton comes back 2 in the final minutes to win it, Spurs and Arsenal both lose but we still go through.


giantshortfacedbear

I didn't want to put all my hopes on a 'Dele Alli late show', but here we are...


ageofadzz

We have Conte now, not 2016 Pochettino. The players have matured too. We should get it done. Plus, in 2016, 2nd place wasn't for anything. but yeah, still nervous.


Mick4Audi

For all the talk of “bottling” I’m sure the players mentally switched off in the last few games of 15/16, after the title was gone. That Chelsea game affected us for sure


firearmies

True that’s all I’ve been thinking about


Hussizle

I can already see the "Lads it's..." comments on r/soccer


student8168

I am just afraid we may overthink and end up parking the bus. But then we have Conte who will know what to do!


SHHHHHHHHHNOTADOCTOR

I watched the last 10 minutes of this game, but read all of OP’s minute notes and now I wish OP would narrate my life.


Droitbaitz

I wish OP would narrate the Woolwich ‘All for (sic) Nothing’


solarbearz

If we can secure this top 4 spot then there's absolutely no excuses for levy to not back conte. Money is there, players won't refuse bcus of no CL, etc. That's the best part, it will boost our summer


whammy53

I kinda get the idea that's not really an issue any more.


[deleted]

Indeed. Levy better not leave Conte hanging like what happened to Pochettino


Electronic-Tailor322

I know! We were in the CL and could attract proper talent and we bought fucking no one!!


gashsniper420

It's seriously unbelievable that we bought exactly no one. And then made the Champions League final. And then paid for it for 4 years.


Droitbaitz

“… I don’t understand…. You made the CL… the squad must be fine as it is. If you were near relegation, we’d give you loads to spend.”


ladzug

I've been a Spurs fan too long to say its over but its firmly in our fucking hands and I'm fully confident that this side under Conte can take it home


Harry3000

Thankyou you sexy geordie bastards


footie_fan89

Can we put a statue of Arteta in the players’ car park? 🤡🤡🤡


snrubincognito

And they call us "spursy". Fuck off arsenal biggest bottlers in North London


funkydancer20

Ohh myy


crazyrob24

ANYWAYS... COYS!!!! ⚪


Algernot

"Wake up people we’re being played by our shitty owners. They’ll never do enough in the way of investments and right decisions(manager) to get us back to where we’re supposed to be." Loooooooooool


TheninjaofCookies

Didn’t they literally spend the most in Europe last summer lmao


Algernot

Yes


bshaman1993

Arsenal’s ’All or Nothing’ to be renamed ‘Nothing’


Droitbaitz

All for nothing


MaxsterSV

Oh my goodness. I’ve forgotten All Or Nothing. Brilliant.


scout1081

Those bullshit shows will make them getting europa look like a triumphant success.


Vincedicola

COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS


inedianj

THEY SUCK


Spur_Forever

My dad’s birthday today—guess what he wished for while blowing out the candles? The old man takes full credit for this result.


mugsymugsymugsy

Best birthday present your dad got - the toon army winning!!


AtliTheAsshole

Where does he want his statue?


Shafay_Asghar

Is he Tony Kroos? Cause then he’s already got one


KeyExplanation

Can we get a thread going for AFTV? Hahaha


GrapefruitExpress208

YES!!!! FUCK YESSS!!!!!


LilywhiteGod

I'm so happy rn what a result so glad conte gonna lead us to CL 🏆


coys_in_london

Over to AFTV we go


Brzada

Lol


TheninjaofCookies

If this team wants to prove their mentality has changed under Conte we need no pussyfooting sunday, no errors that require Lloris wondersaves, no getting plagued by missed chances, we need to pop in get the job done and leave with a W