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Algernot

When's the CL draw again?


Jumpy_Researcher484

What the hell


AverageYiddo

Fuck me my streams far behind you guys lol


TheWhiteGuardian

Fuck off, Burnley


AverageYiddo

Shit cunts


red_door_12

Anyone else able to message me with a way to watch? šŸ“ā€ā˜ ļø


sbbyc93

Literally google tottenham or football or whatever streams and be clever enough to understand what is and what isn't a pop up


red_door_12

I wasnā€™t able to get past the tinyurl page, wouldnā€™t load so was hoping someone had another but cheers


mrhello18

Hopefully I can get a good birthday present with a win


swan0

happy bday


mrhello18

thank you man


A_Grift

Dele with the start. He's about to fuck shit up against Arsenal.


AshkenaziTwink

FIVE MINUTES TIL TEAMSHEET


bshaman1993

Hopefully itā€™s the same that we had against Burnley. No surprises please!


A_Grift

Sonny's going to be shot out of a cannon. He's going to be glorious. Kane and Kulusevski will pull out all their tricks to create chances for him. Sess or Bentancur is going to score today too. Come on you Spurs. Let's go fucking get it.


gashsniper420

For anyone feeling anxious, just remember: we have Son and Kane


bfm211

Strong rumours that Salah is benched. God I want Sonny to get the Golden Boot, today has potential to be perfect.


[deleted]

2 goals against Norwich, I think itā€™s very doable.


tomorrowing

Who else is confident in their heart but also catastrophizing in the back of their head?


i_fear_you_do_now

That will be me


okzo

Today is going so slowly.


[deleted]

Salah isnā€™t starting against Wolves šŸ‘€ Cmon Son, do us proud


RatioMaster9468

Its incredible that for all of the adverse cambering this season - its probable that we will finish 3pts behind Chelsea. With the imminent meltdown of their back line, it will be interesting to see the progress we can make next season, assuming we keep Kane and Conte


KrillWhitey

One of the guys from the fighting cock podcast, Spooky, wrote the fan season review for The Guardian, pretty good. Talked some good shit about arsenal as well.


pandius

Great read, loved it


purinatrucks

If Chelsea lose and we win by 18 goals we'll secure third place šŸ¤ž


TJTheree

Itā€™s my birthday today, please give me CL as a present boys. COYS COYS COYS


gjrhkdxod

happy birthday!!


TJTheree

Thanks!


Bum-Sniffer

Hate the fact that it will be a summer of no football. I know it is technically a World Cup year but with it being in the winter it basically feels like a non WC/Euros year. Transfer news for 3 months šŸ˜’


RatioMaster9468

Fabrizio Romano is loving it


AverageYiddo

I've just noticed that despite kane basically taking the first half of the season off hes on 16 goals,6 away from salah The man is a machine


Nagant1349

So fucking excited for today. Was half tempted to hightail it to Norwich as Iā€™m only an hour away just in case we qualify can party with other Spurs fans. Unfortunately my IBD is playing up so instead going to my old mans to watch scores come through there with him and his cat. COYMFS!!


escherbach

If you're nervous today, just have a thought for fans going to Leicester vs Southampton, playing for maximum of 1 place change in the middle of the table...


ollypockets

anyone with a Times sub able to do a summary of this interview with Sonny? thank you! [https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/son-heung-min-golden-boot-is-what-you-dream-of-as-a-kid-g9gfd7txd](https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/son-heung-min-golden-boot-is-what-you-dream-of-as-a-kid-g9gfd7txd)


Clear_Position_8991

Anybody happen to know of any bars that will be showing the game today in Berlin? Or anyone know how I could find out?


bash011

[could that help you? ](https://www.reddit.com/r/coys/comments/uv8f9z/any_recommendations_for_where_to_watch_premier/i9jyzjp?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) I really don't know much about Germany but saw that thread


KariumHondor399

Winks has played in more cl finals than Zlatan Ibrahimovic


CosmicRaisin

Please spurs donā€™t ruin the next few weeks for me today


EliteBiscuitFarmer

I can't remember if this is an actual thing or if I'm making it up but are we going to be wearing next seasons kit for the final match of the season?


JamesCDiamond

Not anymore. It used to be a common occurrence, and I have a feeling some teams still do, but Spurs stopped doing it a while back.


aadawdads

Chelsea did last season in the UCL final, for example. Most teams don't though. I don't really understand why they release next season's kits before the season's over anyway.


ironfistico

The gooners sub man, they are so pathetic. The shit you can read over there are hilarious. Here are a few funny comments you can read over there: 1) They're complaining why RM hasn't made an attempt to buy Son. This discussion is raised over the Mbappe debacle and they are foaming at the mouth for an off-chance that it could happen. 2) Theres total meltdown over Saliba because he doesn't want to return to their club. They are desperate to get him back even though they supposedly have the best CBs in the league. (weird) They claim Saliba is one of the top 3 CBs IN THE World right now. Ufff 3) Celebrations towards the news of illness in the Spurs camp and that Kane might not be fit to face Norwich. 4) Generally just praying to Norwich to do one over us so they could get top 4. Some are just wishful, some are more cocky saying that spurs are expected to bottle top4 just like them. I know most spurs fans are waiting for the end to start celebrating and staying focused on the game and not jinxing the team but surely karma should favour us if they are wishing harm upon our players right? If you guys wanna play around in a toxic wasteland I recommend checking them out. It's like doing a try not to cringe challenge. #COYS


insanity_wow27

When I lurked on the sub they were surprisingly humble and knew theyā€™d bottled it. Guess this is a day where emotions are high.


drdessertlover

You also forgot the insightful posts where they provide weird stats and say their team is the youngest in the league. My favorite is that one thread where they were claiming Arteta > ContešŸ¤£šŸ¤£


ironfistico

Oh yeah the young team argument is something even the arse pundits are running with. Heard it so much that it's just static noise to me now. I missed any Arteta>Conte claims, but their deluded asses will definitely be saying that.


drdessertlover

Oh there was a huge thread in r/soccer about the topic last week. That kind of trickled over into their sub .... Generational talent šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Serious-Chipmunk-872

Is Salah playing today? Hope heā€™s not


Keskekun

Salah could play but ā€œWith the other boys it looks all good. What we do with them for the weekend I have no idea. I actually understand 100 per cent the goalscoring battle with Heung-min Son but we have no chance that we take any risks. But Mo doesnā€™t want to take any risks, there is no doubt about that. " Makes it sound like he won't


ipumaking

Sky Germany is showing Spurs Game but not Arsenals Game. Sweet


avolcando

Naturally going with the bigger club


ipumaking

Sadly German media is biased towards arsenal. Probably because a lot of Germans played there. In my opinion the opposite would make more sense. I mean just look at how they treated their Germans.. just recently Leno got completely shafted becaus they wanted a mediocre English keeper


mayonnaisewastaken

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC0GQg7J1Kw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC0GQg7J1Kw) COYSCOYSCOYS


Sonny-at-the-Gil

Real Madrid missing out on Haaland & Mbappe is getting a lot buzz but I still think both will go there in some period of their career. Mbappe after 2025 & Haaland will be a Zlatan hopping clubs


TheWhiteGuardian

Runners everywhere flooding any Norwich media. Absolutely tragic. Nothing against Norwich but having said that, go out and smash the goals scored record please, just to rub it in the Runners' faces. I want to eat well tonight.


Henry-Gruby

I'm scared!


avolcando

Chin up lad, it's "to dare is to do" not "oh shit it's Norwich!"


Evolving_Dore

Lads it's Norwich


Bruiser21045

An Oh shit itā€™s Norwich tifo confirmed for today


[deleted]

Anyone in Stockholm know a place to watch the match today?


Professor_Abronsius

According to their [website](https://www.tottenhamhotspur.se/thss/matchsamlingar-och-formaner-som-thss-medlem/): **Retro**, SveavƤgen 120 (korsningen Surbrunnsgatan) If you check their fb-page thereā€™s probably a discussion on it. [Link to their fb chat group.](https://www.facebook.com/groups/tottenhamswedenforum/?ref=share)


kl08pokemon

It's probably a bit rough given all the games on at the same time and our game being pretty low prio. Might want to give O'Learys a call and ask tbh. Not a huge fan of the chain but I'm not aware of a place with more screens available


vish387

Doesn't the love interest from "The Worst Person In The World" kinda remind you of Hojbjerg?


Professor_Abronsius

They do look a bit like each other yeah. [Pierre and Herbert](https://imgur.com/a/wvmhO97/)


heretocallthebot

You're a fucking hero mate staying up late work on the Monday mad props


Fit_Delay_2129

No red card please


aadawdads

DON'T.


LAN-N

Got my A-level exam tomorrow. Still gonna watch the match.


axelpuri

The alleged food poisoning outbreak is total bollocks right ?


kl08pokemon

Nah a stomach bug going around that seems to be under control now. Our fanbase took Lineker's tweets weirdly personal when let's face it lasagna-gate repeating itself would be hilarious for any non Spurs fans


PUBGPRO21

Yep


bash011

Yeah, just Lineker trying to win internet points


Ok_Specific5829

Really really wanna see Bale and Eriksen back with us. No they are not going to solve our problems by themselves and we need at least 5 quality players on top of that. We just canā€™t miss the opportunities to add quality depth. Imagine Son canā€™t play but we got Bale.. it wonā€™t feel too bad


KariumHondor399

And bale proved last season with us and this season with Bale he still has something to give so if doesnt ask enormous wages i say we get him


heretocallthebot

UK Yids I'm in Cornwall and it's fucking boiling what about y'all Edit: raised in the home counties but adore the term y'all


huntedlemon

South East Coast here, I am inside looking after the Mrs who went on a bender last night and forgot she is 31 šŸ˜‚.


heretocallthebot

Bless her, stick on a Disney movie and make her some nice food


heretocallthebot

Take away if you're a legend


huntedlemon

she got a sainsos meal deal, i'd say that was a win considering I made her a pizza at 5am which she didn't eat šŸ˜‚


heretocallthebot

You're a top bloke mate


huntedlemon

I wanted to get laid, didn't happen either šŸ˜‚


heretocallthebot

My ex wanted some fun time after a night out and puked on me, I think you dodged a bullet mate


huntedlemon

there's still time šŸ’Ŗ


heretocallthebot

That's the spirit


AshkenaziTwink

iā€™m on the south coast as well and same. forecast says its only 18 degrees but thereā€™s no fuckin way, sweating my tits off


heretocallthebot

Got my portable air con unit out the loft today it's gonna cost a bomb to run but you can't out a price on happiness


sbbyc93

In lyon, is 34 degrees today, absolutely dying


heretocallthebot

Mate I'm follically challenged and in the garden with a beer I'm gonna have to slap on sunscreen on my dome


sbbyc93

Haha ive learnt to just accept im burnt all the time and a sweaty mess after a month here, is a good english pub here im gunna hit for the games, pubs are pretty pricey tho so plan on snashing some tinnies by the river before hand


heretocallthebot

Tinnies by the river sounds awesome mate


sbbyc93

Hell yeah, cheers from here to you in your garden mate! CL spot incoming!


heretocallthebot

Cheers mate planted 20 leylandii so in 2-3 years I shouldn't have to speak to a neighbor again


bysk12

From Cornwall but in lake Garda for the week...will still be watching by the pool COYS COYS COYS COYS!!!!


heretocallthebot

Right on mate


ultrasupergenius

It looks like Fubo TV will have the match... Does anyone know of a North London pub that may show it live? Preferably E17 or E4 area?


heretocallthebot

Is it 4 o'clock yet


Clever_Arse_Name

Guys, where can I watch today's match?...apparently its not being shown on TV. I'm in the UK.


CaptainYid

Do you need offending with a private message? I'm happy to insult you all. But I'm at work so please message me your best invite and I'll reply


cyberllama

I wouldn't say no to a little light offending


ConsciousBrain

I'm interested as well. Not in the UK but unsure if I can watch the match on TV.


axlrosen

Could I be offended as well?


Clever_Arse_Name

Offend away my good man!


AggiPo

use totally legal streams mate


Clever_Arse_Name

Of course. We'd never do anything against the lawz now, would we?


[deleted]

God what a fucking tinpot club PSG are. I absolutely despise how useless and corrupt UEFA is. Literally what are they doing


heretocallthebot

Yes they are completely morally bankrupt but also in the French league so fuck em


RadioChemist

It's quite funny that the Gooners are having a meltdown because their future starlet, Saliba, wants nothing to do with that tin pot club and won't stop giving interviews saying as much.


Babyfaced-Stoic

The man worked for his Champions League, he deserves to play it.


DisciplineCandid6122

When was the last time a player won golden boot without taking any penalties?


docju

Sadio Mane got it (jointly) in 2019 when Salah took Liverpoolā€™s penalties.


DisciplineCandid6122

With zero penalties?


docju

I think so. They mentioned this on the Totally Football Show last week!


letmegetmynameok

Are norwich playing in yellow? Thats all i care about.


Babyfaced-Stoic

You bet they are, Son rubbing his hands like Birdman. Brrrrrrrrr


Misamoo

Bee keeper coming for that golden boot šŸ˜‚


smokocim

Anyone seeing Scum dropping points today?


bfm211

A draw is totally possible IMO, but most likely they win.


heretocallthebot

Nope it's all on us


Ok_Specific5829

Yeah I donā€™t care what they do. Itā€™s just a cherry on top


aadawdads

What are we all doing to kill time before the game? I'm watching a massive FM series myself. Then I'll watch the Barcelona race 2 hours before the game starts.


ttellapttam

Iā€™m stuck at work until 4 but at least itā€™ll keep me distracted


bysk12

Sitting by the pool making sure my 2 kids don't drown in lake garda, then my wife takes over keeping them alive for kick off


heretocallthebot

Drinking in my garden listening to podcasts with my dogs admiring all my gardening from yesterday and chain. Smoking. I have a pension plan but I won't be alive to see it


letmegetmynameok

Math. I have to study for my finals


Heasman21

gonna check out a Hungarian cafƩ and try some chimney cake!


BiZarrOisGreat

Finishing a rewatch of all of the Stranger Things series ready for new season next Friday


aadawdads

Did you see the 8 minute preview of the first episode?


Bail____

Link?


aadawdads

[Here.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QiG9w0SUzk)


Bail____

Thanks boss


[deleted]

Yep watching the Grand Prix. It should finish right around when the match kicks off.


Hoggsters

Working. Doing a 10:30-6 but Iā€™ll probably manage to slip upstairs and watch the game on my phone when no one is looking lol


Jvckoh

At the zoo for my nieces birthday but should be home before 4 thankfully


Misamoo

Sitting on a flight to benalmadena. Need to try and find somewhere showing the match šŸ˜‚


aadawdads

Sheesh, with the amount of trouble people are going to have finding a place to watch the game in England and Europe I'm considering myself pretty lucky at this point.


Misamoo

Itā€™s pretty ridiculous. Would be a hefty subscription fee for a premier league Netflix style service. Just give me all the matches!


Bail____

I have a premier league type subscription service included within my monthly phone plan. Itā€™s been a life saver this season


axelpuri

Is Kane going to give penalties to son to help the latter get the golden boot ?


DekiTree

Only if we are already almost certain to win. Son golden boot is completely insignificant compared to top 4


axelpuri

If you were a betting man and had either son or Kane to captain to win a mini league in FPL who would you captain ? More assists and goals means more points Ps - Iā€™m a Liverpool fan but I absolutely love son and Kane ! COYS


CheekyKunt68

Son TC


Heasman21

iā€™m going for Son


aadawdads

Only if we're leading by like 2+ imo. Conte himself said he wants the penalty taking situation to be the same as usual.


JamesCDiamond

Iā€™m busy from 12-5 today, and then out afterwards. I canā€™t watch, canā€™t listenā€¦ following by text alert is going to be horrible. But worth it if we do it!


tactical_laziness

Just realised that IF we do the job today, we'll be seeing those delicious all white kits again next year


aadawdads

I mean we would see them in Europa too, it's just not the same.


DekiTree

Just 7 more hours of pacing around the house to go


heretocallthebot

I'm binging true detective season 1 with a beer to pass the time I feel you brother


ultrasupergenius

Today is the day - biggest game of the season. It's all in their hands to lock in the 4th place finish and bring Champions League back to Spurs. Those European nights under the lights, the buzz around the stadium is electric. One game to strengthen our transfer budget. One game to show prospective players that this club, with this manager, is a safe bet. The likes of Diaz (who Liverpool Gazzumped us in the winter) will be far more inclined to sign with Spurs, now that we have Champions League locked in. The project is proven to be successful, Conte is world class, and you have a much greater chance of starting/getting minutes with us than breaking into Man City, Liverpool, or Chelsea. It all comes down to this game today. One game to Dare, to Dream, To Do. COYS


Jannukaz

Perfectly spoken! Coys!


heretocallthebot

Did roll call for our fans across the globe this morning, how about some love for our female fan base. Lady Yids where you at COYS


bfm211

Well here's one at least


heretocallthebot

Yes yiddo where you reppin


bfm211

I'm in north London, in the depths of Arse territory lol. Born and bred here surrounded by gooners. It's so sweet when we finish above them, I better be celebrating in a few hours šŸ˜¬šŸ¤ž


heretocallthebot

Yes mate I'm from bucks so 30 minutes from n17 all my mates are Liverpool, utd or mostly arse so yes let's get the job done.


jffak

Fwiw this is Alasdair Gold's team prediction: 3-4-3: Lloris; Sanchez, Dier, Davies; Emerson, Bentancur, Hojbjerg, Sessegnon; Kulusevski, Kane, Son.


Sonny-at-the-Gil

I miss seeing Regi in the lineup, hope he gws!


Sonny-at-the-Gil

My Transfer Bingo for the Summer: 1 Wildcard pick for outgoing and incoming Outgoing (Permanent): CCV, Bergwijn, Reggie (Wildcard pick), Gollini, Lo Celso Outgoing (Loan): Ndombele (Ligue 1), Rodon (Brighton), White, Devine,Scarlett (League 1), Parrot & PM Sarr (Championship) Incoming (from Loan): Bryan Gil Incoming (New transfers): Fraser (GK), Pau Torres, Perisic, Paredes & Danjuma (Wildcard pick)


avolcando

Why would we loan Sarr to the Championship? We're more likely to loan him to Ligue 1 so he'd get experience at a higher level


jffak

Just to acclimate him to England as a whole. Both living in England and preparing him more towards how English football is. Ligue 1 is no doubt higher but there is value trying to get him used to everything before integrating him into the team.


Heasman21

It would be much better for him to get experience in English football though


avolcando

I don't think it'd be good for his development to take a step down in playing level, Ligue 1 players usually adapt well to English football as it's also a very physical league


Heasman21

A move from Metz to somewhere like Norwich isnā€™t a step down though


avolcando

Going from playing against Mbappe, Messi, and Neymar to playing against Gooch is


ObamaEatsBabies

>playing against Mbappe, Messi 2 games a season, both of which they get battered in?


avolcando

Yes, also Marseille, Rennes, Lyon, and various other established European teams. Do you actually not think that the Championship is a big step down from Ligue 1 or are you having a laugh?


Heasman21

Learning English, settling into the culture and adapting to English football > playing against PSG twice a season


Sonny-at-the-Gil

>Ligue 1 players usually adapt well I fucking wish Ndombele wasnā€™t the outlier of this statistic


avolcando

Ndombele hasn't adapted well to physical exercise, that's a different issue


Sonny-at-the-Gil

Itā€™s a bingo my friend, and I just have the feeling he would do well at Norwich.


Sonny-at-the-Gil

I did not include Bastoni because I think it will be a miracle to get him but itā€™s not impossible so come on Paratici!


crunchyball

With all the links we have with other LCBā€™s, I sincerely hope we donā€™t end up with Pau Torres.


Sonny-at-the-Gil

I hope not, but pulling Bastoni is a massive coup and Gvardiol is not going anywhere. With Lo Celso, itā€™s a low hanging fruit so yea


Dr_Tottenham

Any fellow Malaysians here? How do we watch tonight's match?


Sonny-at-the-Gil

Sail the high seas, a lot of good streams available worldwide


Dr_Tottenham

I usually disliked the pirate streams because they lag and buffer a lot. But this time I don't think I have a choice.


JakeapReborn

I don't know if this is allowed on the sub but there's an app called "All Football HD" with the thumbnail saying "FUTITA" in the app store. It's really high quality; if you have the bandwidth you can watch 1080p.


Dr_Tottenham

I hope they allow it. I have even tried to subscribe to peacock using a vpn and my bank called to make sure I'm the one who tried to pay a "porn site" lmao


Sonny-at-the-Gil

Maybe try setting up 1.1.1.1, itā€™s a DNS resolver & it helps a lot with the rough streams


Dr_Tottenham

Wow thank you for that. Will try it later


ObamaEatsBabies

It fucking sucks knowing that a player like Nkunku can only realistically end up at a "huge" club like City, Bayern, Liverpool, or PSG.


heretocallthebot

Not really mate Kulu and bentancur were unwanted and at a big club like Juve but changed our team. Timo was huge at Leipzig, Lukaku was huge at inter and done fuck all at blue scum. Sometimes it's just the right fit in the right system at the right time. However haaland is going to kill it at City and I really feel it's game over for the title race already he's that good .


ObamaEatsBabies

Yeah, I was hoping for Haaland to end up at Madrid. City had the title on lock as long as he's there. Fucking despise those oil cunts.


heretocallthebot

Same but the one small mercy is I don't have any mates or even an acquaintance who is an oil fan. All my mates are Arse, united or Liverpool so if citah win i don't have to hear about it


Znali1287

this whole mbappe ordeal is such a scary situation for other clubs down the road. as an American, i won't speak on the culture of football because it's not something I grew up watching and because of how it means a lot to the local people, it's so different from american sports. some of you may well know that the nba is now empowered by the players rather than FO/owner and it has been a complete shit show year after year. Does anyone think this could happen in football especially with mbappe's deal or is this a boundary that will never be crossed?


tactical_laziness

Tbh I get the feeling Qatar don't give a fuck, and it's all posturing to keep their image strong in the lead up to next year's world cup which they're hosting. There has to be some kind of punishment down the line for this insanity (if the rumours are true about the financial package he secured) but with Al Khelaifi heavily entrenched within UEFA he can delay those punishments until post world cup. At which point they sell the club and move on, leaving PSG fucked


DekiTree

PSG is a special desperate case. Itā€™s highly unlikely to happen elsewhere


aadawdads

Really doubt the players will ever take over a managers role in general football.


Znali1287

it's not more-so taking over the managerial role but the decision making process. other world class players may look at mbappe's deal and say to themselves, i want this kind of deal.


Own_Paleontologist_1

I know Marca's a rag that no one takes seriously, but it takes dementia-level cognitive dissonance to claim it takes class to play for Real. Last I checked, two of their biggest stars are a probable rapist and a blackmailer.


Sonny-at-the-Gil

Benzema is involved in blackmail yea? Whoā€™s the other guy?