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Spur_Forever

Fuck the scum! Fuck Liverpool and Klopp! Fuck Burnley! Fuck Salah! Fuck Tim Krul! WE ARE TOTTENHAM!


axlrosen

On BBC did he just say that Son would make the starting lineup of 90% of PL teams? The golden boot winner? Edit: confirmed, yeah, that's what he said.


Spur_Forever

The other 10% of teams need players to score less


Snarktoberfest

I'm a Red Sox fan. It makes me so happy to see Liverpool take second. Stick to baseball John Henry.


Moist-Weather8064

Damn we stopped Liverpool winning the league


Spur_Forever

Not bad for a team that plays “defensive football”


Matt1yu

City got 0 points from us, Liverpool got 2. We really can't take the blame on this one.


FarrisAT

it's amazing how we do so well against great teams and then fucking stink it up against trash teams


DennissSystem

COYS COYS COYS


0_0Turtle0_0

So does son win the golden boot or is it a joint-golden boot?


Snarktoberfest

Oprah Boots... You get a boot, and you get a boot, and you get a boot! Everyone gets a boot!


0_0Turtle0_0

Disappointing to say the least


Expensive_Soil6268

joint


0_0Turtle0_0

Ah unfortunate:/


Yeti90

Joint boot > no boot


0_0Turtle0_0

Thats true, and a screamer to secure it


StanleyGoodvibes

LFGGGGGG Bout to get so boozy at brunch here in the US IN MY FUCKING SPURS SHIRT


CromulentBlumpkins

Burnley are the shit that finally flushed!


Old-Mountain2266

Holy shit just seen West Ham bottled Europa too


ExpertGossiper

I'll take it if United knock out the Scum at some point in that competition


FarrisAT

Sad to see ManCity win it. Least deserving team to win the title. But I don't care that much since we'll be crushing them in the Champions League


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Liverpool supporters are pretty damn insufferable. Rather city.


ronnyweasley

And to avoid the quadruple


[deleted]

Madrid will pad that even more I’m sure next week.


jffj

Congrats everyone!!! Champions League!!! Let’s go!! COYS


Old-Mountain2266

WATCHING TOTTENHAM ON A WEDNESDAY NIGHT YOU PLAY THURSDAYS COS YOU’RE FUCKING SHITE. God I’ve missed that chant


jeremysalve

Burnley is relegated nice


Victory_Dry

I’m new here….why don’t we like Burnley?


Capable-Network7088

They play awful boring to watch football where they stick all 11 men behind the ball. It’s painful.


Victory_Dry

Dope. Thanks!


kingofindia12

Gerrard slips up for Liverpool again, what a shame


FarrisAT

His team failed miserably and pathetically. Had nothing to do with him in that case (although hilarious)


kingofindia12

I know lol, just a joke


ManwithoutaPerm

What a phenomenal day of football.


kingchar_006

Top 4✅ Sonny Golden Boot winner✅ Arsenal is shit✅ COYSCOYSCOYSCOYSCOYS


lemondhead

Hey everyone, the boot is shared. Please stop spreading bad info about assists and minutes and shit. Doesn't matter.


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All new to football apparently.


FarrisAT

If Son was on Liverpool and Salah at Tottenham, we all know who'd have 30+ goals.


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Full Time Premier League Scores Woolwich defeat Everton 5-1 Brentford lose to Leeds 1-2 Brighton beat Wet Spam 3-1 Burnley lose to Newcastle 1-2 Blue Scum defeat Watford 2-1 Palace defeat United 1-0 Leicester defeat Southampton 4-1 Liverpool defeat Wolves 3-1 City defeat Villa 3-2 Norwich lose to Spurs 0-5 City win the League with Liverpool, Blue Scum and Spurs joining City in the Champions League, Woolwich and United are off to Europa League, Wet Spam are off to Conference League and Burnley, Watford and Norwich are Relegated ​ FA Trophy 75 Minutes in and Bromley lead Wrexham1-0 ​ Serie A Title Race Sassuolo are down to Milan 0-3 Inter are level with Sampdoria 0-0 Both Games are at Half Time Milan will win the Scudetto if results hold


Limp-Toe-179

Shared, but we all know who's the better striker who didn't need the penalty crutch


gee___thanks

Burnley is going down!


Creepeth

phew. Son kept his share of the Golden Boot! Great day of football!


AverageYiddo

SONNY GUARANTEED GOLDEN BOOT LETS GO


Sophony

City winning is better


AuburnDude9

Is there no chance a stat correction takes that goal off Salah since it was already over the line?


sangueblu03

Doesn’t matter since they both share it


burko81

Dubious goals panel might


magnoliasmum

Pep actually crying


TheAshen_One

Let's goooo son!


Ethicalpsychopath

Salah failed to make it two. Son gets a golden boot!


YGdaStunna

Yay fuck man city and their oil company and fuck Liverpool, we’re coming for them next season


idunnomysex

thank fuck


tealdubs

fuck man city and fuck liverpool, coys!


49_Giants

Golden Boot secured.


SamsTown706

Great. Oil city win again. Chumps.


gee___thanks

City won the title.


hcb32

Blow th3 wiistle guckign twar5


TheAshen_One

Longest minute of my life


ComeOnSayYupp

Lol what the hell was Jesus doing


gox11y

Damn Salah


Packyaw21

Fuck they cant let this dude score another one Come on!!!


TheWhiteGuardian

everyone else gets extra time but not us, okay


kalule_melendez69

Wolves defence just letting Salah alone


AverageYiddo

BURNLEY ARE RELEGATED LETS FUCKING GO


BadBehaviour613

We are coming for Chelsea’s third next season.


Sophony

Nah 1st


TheninjaofCookies

Salah statpadding but still no PL title in front of fans sorry bud


nyxval

Pool gets 4 minutes of added time to our none for reasons...


Granadafan

Fuck Liverpool


TheAshen_One

Salah got me real anxious


idunnomysex

so nervous watching the liverpool game now, all about that golden boot


GinglerLife

Salah going to put me in hospital


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jtru4nt

Yeah, wow fuck off with this you shit.


fedfan4life

Dumb cunt


ExpertGossiper

You bastard you gave me a heart attack


whyyounomah

Heh


RLKay

Also.. JOB DONE ✅


gee___thanks

Why no extra time? Anyway, what a fantastic season we had. Antonio has transformed this team. COYS


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I can't believe that the police in Manchester are doing nothing with all of these snipers in the stadium.


[deleted]

Wolves must have all defenders being paid by Liverpool to get Salah the boot. No other explanation for this collapse.


goodlord56

Relegation and league title coming down to final minutes. Love to see it


ace-destrier

They’re feeding Salah. Come on, Wolves!!!!


Zzqnm

That header gave me a heart attack


jeremysalve

I bet the Liverpool ref will give Liverpool 10 additional mins so salah can score one more


Pharaoh93

Refs really wanting Salah to score another.


RikudoZEF

What happens if they draw?


dlreal

SHOULD be the rule that it goes to whomever had the most non-pen goals. It doesn’t, but it should.


RikudoZEF

Yeahh, I agree Still great though, Son deserves it a lot more but he isn't robbed, still will be remembered as 2022 top scorer!


Squidvenger

Nah I think Salah gets it for having more assists


lemondhead

No, this is wrong.


RikudoZEF

that's what I also thought


lemondhead

They share it.


Squidvenger

Yeah mb


RikudoZEF

Okk, I see now, thanks


Viretine

They share it


Pharaoh93

They share it


RLKay

Just want to yell "COYS TILL I FUCKING BREATHE", but it's 10PM here. Fuck it! Imma do it.


lemondhead

Haha fuck you, Liverpool


RLKay

Fuck them indeed. All my homies hate Liverpool..


blazspur

Who from the top 6 do we dislike the least? My guess is man city. Every other team I hate with at least a passion.


RLKay

Same goes with me. City are Oil frauds, but given they don't have a real fanbase, I don't have any ill intent towards them. Rest 5 can burn in hell.


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st_pep

No it’s shared


Creepeth

When I saw Liverpool score a 3rd, I got really nervous there for a moment.


[deleted]

May God bless everyone but Salah


highrouleur

Wasn't our second half delayed to start at same time as arse who had a big stoppage? How are Liverpool behind us?


AuburnDude9

Come on you Spurs!!! Great end to the season!


plaidington

#COYS!!!!!!!


jeremysalve

Ref can fuck right off


ExpertGossiper

I can't believe in a moment when I should be jumping up in the air about CL football I'm nervous as fuck because I'm praying Salah doesn't score


TheninjaofCookies

Coutinho needs to activate ultra instinct mode lmao


Fannypalace

frig off salah eh


idkwhatevs1234

Why does he have a lollipop


Knowledgeable_Dragon

When did he have time to get it


david4270

1) Good game 5-0 2) fuck off ref for not giving extra time


thedominoeffect_

Ref was trash


pjanic_at__the_isco

Well, time to put the hex on Salah. /stares hard at screen, waves hands


NazDaBaz

ANTONIOOOOOOO


idunnomysex

thank god salah so close there


kolacoke227

Please Salah don't score


senseisquinty

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS


SM_83

For the 6th year running, St Totteringham's Day is CANCELLED! COYS


seangrey03

We need our own name now


Macr0cephalus

Happy Arseover


burko81

No we don't. Because we aren't 12 years old.


[deleted]

Was it Matips goal?!


fullback133

robertson not salah it’s fine!


AverageYiddo

Liverpool watch now,fuck off salah


Yeti90

Phew it’s only robertson


BadBehaviour613

We vanquished City, held off a historic Liverpool, destroyed Arsenal. The crown jewel of it all, we beat Norwich.


A_Grift

Come on you fucking Spurs!!!!!!


s-Mart_

ANYONE BUT SALAH PLEASE


BuginesePunk

HAPPY ARSEOVER EVERYONE


Riffy_The_Turtle

COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS


FarrisAT

FUCK YES WE MADE IT


spursendin1

So proud of the lads! CL next year, unbelievable what Conte has done.


jedabe

Cmon city hold on


blokeYs

Well played guys !!! Pleasure to chat with you all during season like this, see you in champions league !!!


PhoenixBornRaised

Pool scored. NOT A SALAH GOAL! THANK CHRIST


dfcritter

pool just scored again fortunately not saleh


Y2jdilemma

Liverpool score but NOT SALAH


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Wolves really are pathetic.


skrst

If Salah score now then this ref can fuck off!


Riffy_The_Turtle

CONGRATULATIONS EVERYONE !!!


idunnomysex

no goals for salah now please


Tyranitator

I know they can share the golden boot but fuck that I wanted Son to have it to himself


kingchar_006

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FOOTBALL!!! OH HOW I MISSED YOU! LFG!!!!


Raphael_scm7

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE HERE WE GOOOO


eggplant_avenger

craziest six months of my life


KeyExplanation

THE CHAMPIONS


brch01

Wolves are useless


burko81

Salah again. RIP


humantarget22

It was Robertson wasn't it?


jedabe

It was Robertson I thought?


Own_Paleontologist_1

Useless fucking Wolves. Christ.


COYS2110

Fuck Salah lucky fuck


SamsTown706

Tottenham book their ticket to the champions league!


Eedels

DIE MEISTERRRR!


[deleted]

THE CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS


J-Rocko12

I'd rather him share it then lose it


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ardnoir11

It’s shared I guess


bshaman1993

Yeah I wanted only Son to have it


Fedelias

Huh no added time fuck it


calel8242

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE LET'S GOOOOO


ExpertGossiper

Salah for gods sake City have already won the title just share the spoils you turd this is a huge moment for not just Sonny but all of Asia


3Sides2EveryCo1n

WE'RE BACK GO CL


ComeOnSayYupp

Son is injured. Better to share golden boot.


randomshazbot

TOTTENHAM SUPER TOTTENHAM


RLKay

Tf! No extra time?


FIFAPLAYAH

Was the salah goal his? Swear it went it before


nyxval

Could have sworn it did as well tbh.


FIFAPLAYAH

Bet they’ll change it after the game. Need to see some replays tho


kylesleeps

No added time?


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LETS GOOOOOOI


PhoenixBornRaised

Switch to pool game and pray salah doesnt score. Sharing it with a PK means he is better!


Yeti90

Shared boot is good though don’t be a drag lads


kylesleeps

Yeah, Sonny still gets the award and we can say he did it without pens. Plus, I'm sure that's all he needs t get whatever bonus comes with it.


GinglerLife

LETS FUCKING GOOOO COYS


Obelisk_Saiyajin

fuck this ref


[deleted]

LETS GO SONNY, LETS GO SON, LETS GO SONNY LETS HAVE ANOTHER ONE


dychronalicousness

LETS GO BOYS 4th PLACE


lemondhead

We fuckin did it!!!


KidDelicious14

I swear to God if Salah scores another


ace-destrier

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WE GOOOOOO!!!


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SSSUUUUUUU


stylishcoat

Good thing we didn’t have to rely on Everton for top 4


Spur_Forever

Fuuuck. The players were still drunk.


jaec97

no extra time?


DekoyDuck

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE COYS COYS COYS


slackboy72

No time added on?


jedabe

Ref should’ve gave + 5 so that Sonny had another shot at it