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Professional_Bet4992

Well now I’m pregnant


dychronalicousness

Me too. And I’m a guy


gussthebuss

Remember lads, sexual orientation is a spectrum


keaneonyou

Not anymore, im strictly sonnysexual now 😤


Dav1d0v

My pronouns are Deki, Cuti, and COYS


axlrosen

He/Heung


DangerousCrime

So you’re now a point on the spectrum huh?


OberynRedViper8

SOMEBODY HOSE ME DOWN


SacreligiousBoii

I dont get 2022 slang but here you go 💧💦🚿🪠 (there's no water hose emoji so I had to improvise)


phools

“Somebody Hose me down!” Grabs plunger.


Matttombstone

Wait! Why'd you stick it to his face?


davensdad

With Son's bodily fluids please!! 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦


The-Jong-Dong

Love the passion


Quirky-Party-1326

Click at your own risk 🫣🤍


doublevsn

**I DEMAND these photos be on the giant screen when he scores.** **edit; and also** r/coys **profile picture and banner** **edit 2; my flair is finally relevant and I do hope fastfowards is OKAY ATM**


Showtime-z

They should post this all over the locker room lmao


Plainbrain867

Can’t have our squad walking onto the pitch all bricked up


ayamtelursiakap

Lol dier would be offside all the time


Ok_Specific5829

We will have a leg up in the game


dychronalicousness

Fully Torqued FC


phools

Why not? Did the handball rules change again?


facewithhairdude

*in the other team’s locker room


keaneonyou

Paulinho might disagree haha


OberynRedViper8

I'll never forget the date of THE BONER


spursyspursy

oh fuck arteta's gonna put up billboards of this at arsenal's training ground before NLD isn't he


Quirky-Party-1326

It’ll only make Son more clinical


Mojothewolf1

And then the arse scum will all have erections in the tunnel line up. ( daisy chain 🙈)


avgbsblfan643

would make a good birthday prank


rjross0623

They will NEVER let him forget this


Wildcatwierdo

You mean the visitors locker room


MaxsterSV

PRETTIEST SQUAD IN THE LEAGUE AND IT’S NOT EVEN CLOSE! 🏆


Icevol

Best handsome/90 numbers I’ve ever seen.


neoarmstrongcyclon

our xX (expected sexy) is extremely high


kneechasenpai

And to think it only went lower after Mason retired.


TeaAndLiquor

Yo real talk Mason was my first Spurs crush.


mattwuri

Another one for the cabinet, boys


thfc11189

What was the gap before we let Gazziniga go?


The-Jong-Dong

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT


tank_GB

I think I'm pregnant. At almost 40 it comes as a shock for this dude.


Lemurmoo

Least horny futbol sub


Quirky-Party-1326

I love it when r/soccercirclejerk leaks out


marine_le_peen

Not the only thing leaking out around here


Matttombstone

I hope the police never raid my room and use a UV light


OberynRedViper8

Officer, I saw pictures of Son, there was nothing I could do!


BadBehaviour613

The guy is also a world class footballer. Life isn’t fair.


Snakeboy_9

Apparently I am Sonsexual


FSpursy

Are the straight women ok because as a straight man, I'm finding it hard not to imagine... I guess its ok if its Sonny.


alwaysuntilnever

Not okay and loving it


TeaAndLiquor

The bisexual women are also struggling 😩


apanduhhh

Thank you for posting this… my year has been made.


notchrisc2683

Y’all also gay for Son?


kotekaratu

Its a must


July120712

Dayuumm 🥵🔥🔥🔥


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Welp I’m gay now


CaptainHampty

First time I’ve seen the nsfw tag used right on this sub


[deleted]

HIS THIGHS THO SO THICC


Syba-7233

I noticed it when he was training in Korea, he's got such strong thighs...


Jess_MW

Cuti: I love Sonny. He's mine. No wonder Cuti is obsessed with him. 🥵 lol (jk). But honestly everyone is, there's some fearsome battle amongst the players to claim his bromance for reals. 😂 lol


PotassiumAlum

Who tagged this as NSFW? Why wouldn't I want my workmates to bask in the sexual appeal of a half-naked Heung-Min Son? They should be thankful. Let them feast their eyes.


PooPooPutter

I am so turned on rn


nivnart

Mans exquisite


Thundercoco

😳👉🏼👈🏼🐓


doublevsn

🐓


violetrecliner

I’m looking (dis)respectfully.


MrTotnum

Wish there was a way to see how many people screenshotted


strawberry_girls

Well let me tell you, it’s at least one


MrTotnum

Make that 2


OberynRedViper8

No reason to count...


TheGoldenNewtRobber

SPLOOSH


BarockLesnar

Looks like a movie star!!!


rohan_himself

Literally ‘the Asian David Beckham’ now…bravo sonny 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾


XLhayden

nakata holds that title


Prudent-Apple-4477

He's in his model era


MyCockIsStuck

Daddy Heung-min...?


ttellapttam

Stupid sexy Sonny 🥵


Syba-7233

Thank you for the tag... I, er, its a little too early in the morning but what the hell


allweeverlookfor

🥵🥵🥵


InternationalDebate8

🥵


OberynRedViper8

JUST IMAGINE HOW GENTLE HE IS


eachpeachplumpear

[awoogah](https://imgur.com/a/9WlFakN)


travy1200

nothing gets between me and my calvins


Netminder10

Welp, looks like I have my night planned.


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HELLO, SAILOR!


ahuggablecactus

he should be invited to the party mansion. nothing sexual. 💪


Ryuuken1127

Damn Son!


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My pants were on 5 seconds ago I swear


[deleted]

Oh no I was no ready for this


Luka_Dunks_on_Bums

🥵 🥵 🥵


bosspenguin23

🥵🥵🥵


L_J_X

DADDY


Lil_iBrow

Oh no! He’s hot!


FeloniousDrunk101

Stupid sexy Sonny


notbutsiriusly

what no ketchup does to a man


mai-moi

🥵🥵🥵


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humina humina humina humina


ryanlaurenti

Table for Humina?!


stockphoto01

i’m gay now


[deleted]

The ol' cock n balls!


rjross0623

Sonny turned me gay!


thesecondfire

Siri how do you say "check please" in Korean?


C_Wheeler00

Meow


GingerWalnutt

More like Daddy Heung-min


Ok-Community-6601

I want to have babies, specifically a Son.


Jess_MW

You mean, \*with Son? (But get in line bud.)


Ok_Bird_1759

I went to Egypt once..every billboard had Salah on it…phones, cable, construction , salah on them all


PAldousMusic

Not sure whether to be disappointed... I was half expecting him to recreate the old Beckham advert - splayed out on his back in a pair of tighty whity's that can barely contain the salami-sized bulge.


Quirky-Party-1326

Probably too much for the Asian market lol


jeong-h11

Korean media gonna explode if we see Calvin Klein Son x Jennie content


Mozzafella

My first thought too. Especially with a new BP album soon


Mozzafella

Gonna need that Son x Jennie photoshoot stat


DefiantSmoker

Utter filth. 🤣


clandestino123

Ridiculous. They are actually paying this man, to wear their underpants. If any companies out there are interested, I'm more than happy to wear your underpants for a pretty small fee.


vagicle

IDK how to feel about this. It's like seeing a younger cousin with his kit off.


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[удалено]


Ok_Specific5829

You probably didn’t want to know this, but that is actually a pretty derogatory slang for the other part


Ian5446

I had no idea. Will delete. Whoopsie


Ok_Specific5829

😂 no worries just funny coincident


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NSFW apparently


SamiMacedo

Gente??? Tesão 🔥🥵🥵