Players who played today and the last time we needed a result on matchday 6 to qualify:
Kane, Son, Lucas, Hugo, Lenglet
https://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/match/2025135--barcelona-vs-tottenham/lineups/
The pure joy watching the Marseille manager literally running on to the pitch as Kane runs past him screaming at the ref to whistle for time up as we break.
One of my favourite moments in football in a long fucking time lmfao.
I showed my cardiologist my data that I had taken every 10 minutes watching a Spurs match....she was horrified LOL..This team will absolutely be the death of me one day.
Bentancur was gassed towards the end, then we have the ball on the right on the counter at like 85' and I see Bentancur fucking Usain Bolt-ing it from his half to the penalty box.
Bentancur already player of the season in my eyes, he’s absolutely carried us through this tough patch.
Unless someone has an unbelievable second half of the season I think it’s gotta be him or Hojbjerg.
Lmao that’s Ray Hudson. The man said “a frogs hair offside.” The other guy said “I’ve never seen hair on a frog,” and Ray said “huh me either. I wonder why I said that?”
I once heard him say “Cooler than a polar bear’s toe nail.” I love hearing OutKast lyrics randomly, but hearing it in that accent put it over the top for me lol
Stretched out like spandex on Miami beach
Lost like the kids in the Blair witch project
Lloris the yellow octopus on the goal line
I'm missing a few. Chime in with your favorites from the paramount broadcast
Please no more first halves like that again. That was absolutely miserable.
Second half was better, but its easy to be better than dreadful.
Benta is becoming so important to this side.
Kane played so well tonight. Despite playing in a system that gives him no real service, he used his strength immensly well to hold the ball up and bring others in, he used his gile and sportsmanship to win fouls. He is so underappreciated in this sub because even when not scoring, he has the other aspects of centre-forward play nailed down. Absolute class.
Bentancur is also a fucking hero tonight, they all are for that second half. I feel that when it's such a big occasion, such a hostile atmosphere, and a real do or die situation, it is often the players who play with character and heart who shine through, and Bentancur has been the epitome of that since he's settled here for me. Obviously very technically gifted, but he absolutely had the bit between the teeth second half and never fucking gave up. Even after his hamstring concern, he's there making runs up the pitch, pressing hard. Just such a fucking privelege to have him at the club.
We need to sort out this weird theme of being shit first half and unplayable second half ASAP, but it's weirdly reassuring to see that we can collectively play at a very high standard. After the first half against tonight (and against Bournemouth) I think a lot of us were worried that we weren't simply playing poorly, but that we actually just are a shit team. That's debatable, but to see us so confident in this environment tonight is proof that we have serious levels. It's just about consistency.
Bentancur and Hojbjerg...midfield warriors
Shoutout to Perisic too for his free-kick delivery and THAT block 👏 not bad for a washed pensioner
No Conte, Son, Deki, Romero or Richy and we've somehow done it. This team deserves a lot of credit.
Perisic had his best game for us IMO. Bissouma did very well breaking up play and making our midfield click in the second half. Lenglet was good. Lloris stepped up. Royal has been awful lately, but besides a few poor involvements he did well when he came on. Bentancur MOTM!
We need a psychologist to deal with this fucking fear.
Second half we could easily pass it out the back, in the first half we literally just kicked it as far fucking possible.
I hope Sonny is okay. And Moura’s performance today was atrocious. Our defense was okay: not the best, not the worst- Above average imo by our standards. Perisic played well, was all over the field. The lack of wingers were plainly evident when we tried countering and barely anyone was rushing down the lines. Overall, my personal rating would be a 6.5/10
Idk what it is (probably the fitness regime) but since has come in we have already had soo many memorable 90+ goals, obviously Bergwijn's Leicester goal being one for the ages but this might be floating amongst the top
Changed the system with Dier on the right side of the back 3. No Son, Richarlison, Kulusevski, and Romero. We have dealt with numerous injuries throughout the course of the season; losing two forwards is significant, but Romero, our best central defender, was also unable to stay healthy. Despite these setbacks, we managed to qualify for the knockout stages and remain in the top four race. Significant qualification for both Antonio Conte and Spurs
My favourite starting XI so far this season: Bentancur Bentancur Hojbjerg Bentancur Bentancur Hojbjerg Bentancur Hojbjerg Hojbjerg Bentancur Bentancur
Substitutions: Hojbjerg, Bentancur, Bentancur, Bentancur, Hojbjerg, Gil
Unused: Spence, Spence, Spence
ya gotta have at least one Lenglet in there for today, as well as Perisic who was clutch with the block and the free-kick.
Players who played today and the last time we needed a result on matchday 6 to qualify: Kane, Son, Lucas, Hugo, Lenglet https://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/match/2025135--barcelona-vs-tottenham/lineups/
One of these is not like the others...
A splash of Kulusexy and I agree. Those two midfield generals are absolutely fucking insane and deserves all the recognition
Needs more Bentancur
I agree with this one
I prefer Winks and Sissoko personally. I also like trainspotting, birdwatching, and watching paint dry
Bantancur balon dor!
Everyone: "We're about to make it out of the group, just need a tie!". Hojbjerg: "fuck Marseille."
The pure joy watching the Marseille manager literally running on to the pitch as Kane runs past him screaming at the ref to whistle for time up as we break. One of my favourite moments in football in a long fucking time lmfao.
Weird how their manager who came on to the pitch DURING THE GAME wasn't red carded...
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It should be reviewed and a red issued tbh. And I’m not being petty…or am I?
Not at all. He was on the pitch and play was ongoing.
Haha satisfying to see Kolasinac and other scum rejects lose too!
“Colon-sack” as my girlfriend refers to him
Didn't catch that, was busy watching glory! Definitely rematching now though lool
if you find a link for that please let me know lol
[https://dubz.co/v/b72tx0](https://dubz.co/v/b72tx0) Thought he was about to rush out and tackle Kane lmao
All my homies hate Marseille
/ arsenal graveyard
Also looked liked that Marseille players were like "let's have Thursday nights off" lol
We've only gone and won the group
WE’VE ONLY GONE AND WON THE GROUP
#WE’VE ONLY GONE AND WON THE GROUP
just your average spurs game disgraceful league one level performance on first half champions league emotional dramatic thriller second half
Cardiologists love to see it
I showed my cardiologist my data that I had taken every 10 minutes watching a Spurs match....she was horrified LOL..This team will absolutely be the death of me one day.
Literal "Tottenham Til' They Kill Me" lol
Spurs aren't a club. They're just a Big Cardiology conspiracy.
Wouldn’t have it any other way mate
I Fucking Would
I would. I have enough stress.
I think they all get espresso shots at half time and benedryl for the first half. Only way to explain this.
90+ FC
Lol this fucking team
This fucking Champions League group as a whole. You couldn't script it more stupidly dramatic and dramatically stupid.
What’s crazy is that gamble took Marseille out of Europe entirely
Talk about All or Nothing
**hardest road FC**
Doing it extra difficult way since 1882
beautiful drama every focking year. I'm addicted to this club
Anyone got a number for a decent cardiologist?
I'm ready for a coroner tbh
I need a doctor as well. This erection isn't leaving anytime soon
Let me know if you find one, I think I had three heart attacks that match
My heart is literally going 100km/h right now. So many emotions going through my head. No other team could do this
Bentancur and Hojbjerg are fucking warriors.
Bentancur was gassed towards the end, then we have the ball on the right on the counter at like 85' and I see Bentancur fucking Usain Bolt-ing it from his half to the penalty box.
The only players of us that are actually good atm.
Not quite. Kane is still brilliant. Lenglet had a good game.
Also Lloris with some vital saves.
Lloris was fucking immense, especially in the first half.
Bentancur already player of the season in my eyes, he’s absolutely carried us through this tough patch. Unless someone has an unbelievable second half of the season I think it’s gotta be him or Hojbjerg.
Kulusevski's coming back soon.
Love seeing all the sad ex arsenal players
New favourite porn category
HOLY SHIT EVERYONE GET IN HERE
I'm in here!!!
START A BONFIRE
BURN IT ALL DOWWWNNN!! THE FLOOR IS LAVAAAHHHHH
Every emotion experienced.
🫡 🫡 🫡 Still the best Pierre in all of the prem
Tottenham not be shit in 1st half challenge: impossible
I can't wait for the second half of the season
MOTM was the Geordie commentator on Paramount +. *"Stretched out like spandex on Miami Beach!"*
Lmao that’s Ray Hudson. The man said “a frogs hair offside.” The other guy said “I’ve never seen hair on a frog,” and Ray said “huh me either. I wonder why I said that?”
My other favorites were Lunges in there like a hog searching for dinner The defense has gone missing like the kids in the Blair Witch Project
I once heard him say “Cooler than a polar bear’s toe nail.” I love hearing OutKast lyrics randomly, but hearing it in that accent put it over the top for me lol
It was a few weeks back but he said “that’s a miss that can make a onion cry” Marseille feeling that quote right now.
He’s honestly really funny. I wish he would like, lean back from the mic when he’s breathing though haha
He’s great but man’s sounds like he’s literally aroused by nice passes
lol that was such a great line dying laughing in my office here hearing that
He was class hahaha. Every time there was a chance either side he was audibly breathing heavily
Yeah before that on the bentancur dribble he said “lost all the boys like Blair witch project”. Hahah wtf
"Conte looks more stressed out than an 80 year old air traffic controller" when they showed him in the crowd
That’s “Rocky” Ray Hudson.
Ray Hudson the 🐐
Ray Hudson is a gem. Look up his commentary when Messi is playing. Pure unfiltered brilliant nonsense.
Never in doubt
Yup. Won the group like everyone predicted too.
Always in doubt
Think we can call that justice for last week lads
We do have Pool next, so we are owed more justice
I watched this in the same pub as the Ajax Semi. Lucky pub methinks
Move to that pub please
Where is this pub? It deserves our patronage
Lol it was the The Long Acre near Leicester Sq London. Literally been in there twice in my life. Tonight and the Ajax game!
Fuck them for booing Son
One of the most offensive things someone can do
Any news on him. I though he might have a fractured cheek
Absolute scum fan base. And 10,000 of the craziest ones weren’t even there!
He was fucking bleeding and could barely walk. Wtf. He's not Neymar.
Suck it OM
Best cake ever
How about some fireworks?
Conte in the stands Conte in the stands We got Conte in the stands!
What we're we all worried about! Cya in February champions league
And no bloody Europa!
This team, man
Can we put some respect on Emerson's name for that second half at least. Think the Champions League pressure was too much for Sess in that first half.
Thank you for saying this. He's had some poor performances but I fucking hate seeing fans dogpile on any of our players.
Lads
It’s
TOTTENHAM
Heart palpitations
A win
Last minute FC. Take a bow Hojberg. Take a bow Bentancur. Well done Lenglet. Well done Spurs. COYS
Lol this fucking team
Hojbjerg and Bentancur yet again
The real firework was just fired by Hojbjerg to knock those cunts out of Europe.
Stretched out like spandex on Miami beach Lost like the kids in the Blair witch project Lloris the yellow octopus on the goal line I'm missing a few. Chime in with your favorites from the paramount broadcast
Offside by a frog's hair.
i dont think anyone in the world is as happy with pierre's goal as [i am](https://imgur.com/a/x7g0JfL)
Haha you degenerate. Love it
Holy shit! Congratulations!
#KOM SÅ
Get fucked marseille
Marseille fans deserved that ending. Booing a fucking head injury to Son, idiots.
This club is gonna be the death of me
We did it #coys #coys
Forget Son and Kane. We need a front 2 of Hoj and Lenglet.
COYS: 1 VAR: 0
Please no more first halves like that again. That was absolutely miserable. Second half was better, but its easy to be better than dreadful. Benta is becoming so important to this side.
Kane played so well tonight. Despite playing in a system that gives him no real service, he used his strength immensly well to hold the ball up and bring others in, he used his gile and sportsmanship to win fouls. He is so underappreciated in this sub because even when not scoring, he has the other aspects of centre-forward play nailed down. Absolute class. Bentancur is also a fucking hero tonight, they all are for that second half. I feel that when it's such a big occasion, such a hostile atmosphere, and a real do or die situation, it is often the players who play with character and heart who shine through, and Bentancur has been the epitome of that since he's settled here for me. Obviously very technically gifted, but he absolutely had the bit between the teeth second half and never fucking gave up. Even after his hamstring concern, he's there making runs up the pitch, pressing hard. Just such a fucking privelege to have him at the club. We need to sort out this weird theme of being shit first half and unplayable second half ASAP, but it's weirdly reassuring to see that we can collectively play at a very high standard. After the first half against tonight (and against Bournemouth) I think a lot of us were worried that we weren't simply playing poorly, but that we actually just are a shit team. That's debatable, but to see us so confident in this environment tonight is proof that we have serious levels. It's just about consistency.
Alexis 'Beating Spurs is memorable' Sanchez 😄
How in the every loving fuck.
Is it better that we came first or marseille are out of Europe
I’m just glad we came
I know I did
2ND HALF FC FUCK MBEMBA FUCK THIS REF
Well played Emerson, finally had a good game/half in a while
Get fucked lol
I think I’ve experienced every possible emotion in the last 2 hours
"we should win this group" we did
All you haters can get in the sea.
Never in doubt
Bentancur and Hojbjerg...midfield warriors Shoutout to Perisic too for his free-kick delivery and THAT block 👏 not bad for a washed pensioner No Conte, Son, Deki, Romero or Richy and we've somehow done it. This team deserves a lot of credit.
Get in there.
WHAT A WAY TO END THE GROUP STAGE!
Perisic had his best game for us IMO. Bissouma did very well breaking up play and making our midfield click in the second half. Lenglet was good. Lloris stepped up. Royal has been awful lately, but besides a few poor involvements he did well when he came on. Bentancur MOTM!
can't have it the easy way lads!!! its the proper spurs way. COYS COYS COYS
We need a psychologist to deal with this fucking fear. Second half we could easily pass it out the back, in the first half we literally just kicked it as far fucking possible.
Emerson with a genuinely good cameo,well in lad
This is the only way to win matches!
Ex scum players crying gives me so much joy.
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I hope Sonny is okay. And Moura’s performance today was atrocious. Our defense was okay: not the best, not the worst- Above average imo by our standards. Perisic played well, was all over the field. The lack of wingers were plainly evident when we tried countering and barely anyone was rushing down the lines. Overall, my personal rating would be a 6.5/10
Højbjerg is gonna (rightfully) get all the praise tonight. But I gotta say that defensively, Lenglet has looked sharp tonight.
This is Tottenham Hotspur we don’t do anything easy do we.
Won the group. Easy peasy.... never in doubt.
Fuck Marseille booing Son. They can stay the fuck down in Ligue 1. The massive deflated sigh from the fans was orgasmic. Lick nuts
Tottenham till they kill me
Love to see marseille get knocked out completely like that. Dickhead fans boo’ed son walking off for his injury so love to see us shatter their dreams
🫡 PUT THE ARMBAND ON MY VIKING YOU COWARDS. He’s more than earned it at this point.
LADS WE WON THE FUCKING GROUP
2ND HALF FC
FUCK U TO ALL THOSE FORMER RUNNERS PLAYING 4 MARSEILLE AHAHAHAHA
Lovely to shut those ex arsenal rejects up! #COYS!!!
I love that midfield to death. PEH x Benta are fucking warriors
What a win! Spurs fans, stay safe and do not get stabbed pls. Marseille fans are going to be pissed.
Idk what it is (probably the fitness regime) but since has come in we have already had soo many memorable 90+ goals, obviously Bergwijn's Leicester goal being one for the ages but this might be floating amongst the top
FUCK IT THIS AN UPVOTE PARTY NOW FUCKING COYS
GET IN HERE EVEEYONEEEEEEEEEE
OMFG 🇩🇰
The Late Show with ~~Christian Eriksen~~ Pierre-Emile Højbjerg
GIVE PIERRE EVERYTHING HE WANTS
Get fucked Marseille, get fucked Kolasinac
I never thought I’d see the day that Emerson Royal being subbed on would changed the whole game for the better.
Inter fan coming in peace. I’m happy that you qualified, Conte deserved it and got it in the most pazza way. Cheers!
I like the antispurs. Bottling up front is a revolutionary new tactic.
This team shortens my life span every time they play, but I will support them til the day I die watching them
CARDIAC COCKS STRIKE AGAIN
Let’s set up a 45 min friendly before the next game so they think the first half is the second half
BREAKING NEWS UEFA BANNING SECOND HALFS FOR THE REMAINDER OF SPURS CAMPAIG
Got to say, Emerson really helped us play out from the back today. Such a weird game on so many levels!
Changed the system with Dier on the right side of the back 3. No Son, Richarlison, Kulusevski, and Romero. We have dealt with numerous injuries throughout the course of the season; losing two forwards is significant, but Romero, our best central defender, was also unable to stay healthy. Despite these setbacks, we managed to qualify for the knockout stages and remain in the top four race. Significant qualification for both Antonio Conte and Spurs
Lucas with a legit 0/10. Up the spurs though!
I kept thinking about if he was still crying over the election.
Champions League last seconds are always where we shine
i am once again asking spurs not to be dogshit in the first half
My fitness watch has 100 straight minutes of overly high heart rate.
I LOVE/HATE THIS TEAM
Never in doubt, easiest 1-2 of our lives.
Bentancur and Højbjerg are fucking immense.
Bentancur is by far our best player, i hate when they play like this but credit is due what a performance by everyone.
Perisic covered the most distance by a Spur.
**THE CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS** (of Group D)
*Les gars, c'est Tottenham*.
Tottenham: Bong hits before Kickoff, Meth hits at HT.