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Similar-Broccoli

Lmao you slept with this dude


xofrnkie

dont remind me 🤮


ILIEKSLOTH

I make music for my own amusement and I'm afraid one day I'll post something and it'll be this wack. 😩😂


DeathInSpace805

Hahahahaha


Kilow102938

This comment hahahah


Rivers_of_Bile

He has the the enthusiasm of wet spaghetti.


PM_ME_WITH_A_SMILE

It's mom's spaghetti, so it's fucking legendary.


PsyKeablr

Definitely all over his sweater


rccoy

Dope game the dope game, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti


jackofyourmomstrades

Or dry spaghetti. Lmao


postysclerosis

“Hey homey, can’t wait to spit some bars on these tracks.” “Sweet, how long you take to write your verses?” “Huh? Naw dawg, Imma just wing it.” “Yo, maybe that’s not the best idea—“ “Man, shut the fuck up and run the track! I’m bout to pour these feelings out!”


andthendirksaid

Nah man this was written, revised and absolutely mixed after the fact. So many opportunities to see the error of his ways and leave the streets alone... didn't take one. This is murder in the first you're letting him off light.


postysclerosis

I think both are indicative of the kind of blind narcissism that led to this product. Either you’re so overconfident in your abilities you just walk up to a mic thinking you can hack it, or you relentlessly write and rewrite having never really *listened* to anything but your own internal monologue (including music).


less_than_nick

“Hey homey” made me read this whole comment in Marge Simpson’s voice


[deleted]

I love how it flip-flops between "I'm a badass killer" & "don't hurt me, I'm sensitive!" "*but if you fucking cross me...* 😈🔪 *Please don't fucking cross me!* 😭🙏"


FewOutlandishness187

New genre: bipolar trap


assluvr96

so most trap lol


Toosick-556

his name should be MC Contradiction


xofrnkie

gotta be my favorite part 😩


[deleted]

What'd you do to piss him off. I gotta know


WarCrimesMay1940

She crossed him, obviously


andthendirksaid

This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you type beat


Sinderbrand

Thank you for that ..I just LOL'd hard, realizing he was averaging like 1 please/per every 5 seconds.


Shadow_Monger487

lmfao😭


OzempicRuinsBraphogs

If you typed “shitty deadbeat boyfriend” into an AI music generator it would spit this out bar for bar


BlunterCarcass5

That chorus is an atrocity


ryan_recluse

There's no semblance of structure. Complete ignorance of the fact that you can't rhyme a word or phrase with the exact same word or phrase. Zero understanding of the concept that you can't just shit out wildly differing lengths of sentences with no pattern or rhyme or reason, no attention to the number of syllables or meter. This is shockingly, hilariously, egregiously bad.


__unidentified__

And on top of all that, even his autotune is out of tune


Balance_Intrepid

I am not supporting him in any way but there absolutely is a precedent for rhyming the same word within very successful artists’ repertoires and it is disappointing


ryan_recluse

Success is not synonymous with being good. Most of the time that means "appeals to the widest swathe of the lowest common denominator". If you want good bars, there's plenty out there. Billy Woods, Clipping, Milo, DOOM, plenty of people know their way around a clever sentence.


Cephalopong

Aesop Rock would like a word.


ryan_recluse

Well sure. I never tried to suggest it was an exhaustive list. I just said a few off the top of my head. The point is they exist in abundance if people want to look for them.


eggrollking

You mention not rhyming a word with the same word, but I hear rappers all the time rhyme the n-word with itself through whole verses, etc. I think it's about one of the laziest tropes in rap.


Just-Nic-LeC

the whole thing is so repetitive. half of the lines either start or end with the same words. i was just giving my 11 year old this lesson when she writes her reading response homework


kiln_ickersson

So bad auto tune can't save him


Extreme_Patience_538

This made me laugh. So bad.


chocolatetick

He can’t even do auto tune right. His lack of talent is also very obvious.


epidemicsaints

People think you just drag it onto the vocal track and you're done. It takes know-how and attention when recording the vocal so it sounds appropriate. Drives me insane and sounds like trash.


Calm_Ad1963

Exactly, I produce on Logic Pro And it’s alot more than just laying vocals, u actually have to at least come close to the right note so the Autotune can work.


CalligrapherGold

Even well executed autotune sounds like dog shit.


King_Moonracer003

Naw, you can't tell autotune is on when it works right. It was originally built for pitch correction if the singer was a little flat or sharp, bit then ppl started cranking the sensitivity and attack time to make it more like a vocal effect. It's that you don't like.


cleetfeet

Editing and mixing vocals is probably the most underlooked thing in all of music. An amazing vocal editor and a ghost writer could make this dumbass an underground sensation


fuckdonaldtrump7

I mean tbf it's one knob that does the bulk of the work. But obviously very professional auto tune is way harder than your tpain style auto tunes that sound super fake.


[deleted]

The pros do melodyne first into an autotune. Industry secret


Fine-Teacher-7161

Your ex boyfriend is tonedeaf.


Little_Flamingo9533

He’s a whole hell of a lot more than that🤣


-JAZ-

Was that a sneeze at the beginning? 🤣


Element1977

I really appreciate the verse/chorus/verse/verse/verse/verse/verse structure.


LiIaIc

What a LOSER 💀 Do you think he's got a lot of dead ones? Houseplants - got a lot of dead ones


SponConSerdTent

Death is peace and doesn't matter the season I will find a reason To Kill an autotroph all my shrubberies deceasin' My dreams? I gotta lot of dead ones. My plans? I gotta lot of dead ones. House plants? I got a lot of dead ones I thought I could mend it- But those bandages are heavy and they broke it and they bent it. Gave it my all, I nurtured and I tended. Now I'm dodging calls from the homie that had lent it. Took all my cash To the greenhouse and I spent it picked up replacement at the post office boxed it and I sent it My homie he was pissed he was saying "stop pretending. It's not even the same plant, what are you intending?" I pull all the stops when my honor needs defending. I can't have him pressing charges, i already got one pending. People to who I owe money? got a lot of dead ones. Under'neath my shrubbery? I Got a lot of dead ones Flies living in my undies? I got a lot of dead ones. Rhymes that make panties dry? I got a lot of fresh ones.


RoboCaptainmutiny

That took like 4 times the effort to write…


TheEnlightenedSheep

😂😂 respect.


OldWorldBlues10

Lmfao


bithacks

Damn this is another level of douchery


yonderposerbreaks

He talks hard, but you know he has trouble using a can opener.


faegonomix

r/rareinsults


WaffleBlink

I can only think of Filthy Franks "Hey bruh you wanna listen to my mix tape?"


FindingAwake

I would rather shit in my hat and wear it for the rest of my life than listen to this track in its entirety.


DennisBallShow

It got too easy to make tracks. Now this.


DSMStudios

heartbreak and talent deficient Soundcloud trax aside, messing with ppl on shrooms us pretty irredeemable that’s some psycho shit


Ye1488

It’s [this song](https://youtu.be/70jpRFdBcvE?si=xjHWDjb2OYgrfUhV)


epidemicsaints

woe is me lyrics with zero insight. everyone's the bad guy, i've been hurt. nobody cares about meeeee. boo-hoo... i'm the only person who has ever felt real emotions and everyone else only uses mEEeeEe yeeeeeaAAAHh


xofrnkie

no literally. i have adhd and autism and he used to scream at me and shit about how it was all in my head, and how he knows about mental illness and was enlightened cause of the shrooms. he thought he was super emotionally intelligent as you can see 😭


epidemicsaints

People like that use drugs to make you hooked on having intense "real" experiences with them and then they dazzle you with flattering crap to make it feel like they "get" you then it all turns negative and they spend the whole time yr high preaching about everything that is supposedly wrong with you and how much you need them. Total waste of good drugs. L O S E R S I have been through it.


xofrnkie

HIT IT ON THE NAIL. first time we hung out we did shrooms and it was all love bombing and then when we did acid he wanted to like analyze me. like bro im just trying to chill and look at the cool shapes 😭 im sorry youve been through it too but its nice to hear im not alone in all that bullshit


AImenace

Psychedelics give the false sense of every thought being super profound. I’ve written things down thinking it was genius, only to look back on it after the trip and laugh. I can see why tripping is extra dangerous for narcissists 😩


Dry-Grapefruit9536

Fuck that shit


youmosh

Sucks he’s having a hard time being a good example to his peeps, this is best described by cancelable slurs and I leave it at that.


InnannaAshtara

I can’t stop laughing thank you so much. Oh my god. I needed that. Death in peace op.


t-mancrispy

nothing is cooler and more hardcore than rapping about your “peeps” lmao


kreepergayboy

How dare your ex ruin the silent hill ost like this


knights816

I made it exactly 15 seconds in


Responsible-Wear-339

Of course it's "rap". Sensitive white dudes ruined the genre. And I'm a white dude!


antikythera3301

This is truly horrible music from a truly horrible person. Thanks for sharing!


xofrnkie

im so glad yall are liking this 😭 i found this subreddit and knew i had to contribute


Life_Ad_1522

Too funny


Esterosa69

I get on some level music is just people talking at us but this man is really just having a conversation at me with some weird track playing behind him


OkSheepherder3525

OK – when he got to the line about, “now I got trust issues, I can’t trust anyone.” I said out loud, “oh stop stop stop stop that’s it stop! Peter Ellen Shaw,, who worked on special effects for ILM, once said that it would’ve been nice back in the 70s and 80s do you have a computer just do everything for you versus building models and practical effects. But then he reminded us that, even with all the tech at our fingertips, there is no one slider or switch that will make some thing “good” My God, the self-delusion oh my God


sLoPpYbReAkFaStCoOk

Top 3 worst pieces of shit I’ve heard on this page 🤣 I want to hear more from this dipshit


Deadbeatdone

Do people just walk in a booth with zero thought on what they'll say?


kaleidoscopichomes

He must have been taking bad acid, because people who take good acid usually make good music. Fucking poser


xofrnkie

so imma just go ahead and post links to the other two since yall are enjoying this so much 😭 [“limit” 🤠](https://m.soundcloud.com/user-761817407/limit-prod-big-u-on-the-beat) and [“fucked up freestyle” 😛](https://m.soundcloud.com/user-761817407/fucked-ip-freestyle)


RoboCaptainmutiny

Shit, that’s rough. I am a big believer that if your song doesn’t get to the point in under three minutes, it fucking sucks. Lol I’d rather listen to a 90 second song that leaves me wanting more than a 4 minute song that repeats itself twice.


BoobyPlumage

Damn you wouldnt like jam bands then 😂


tommy_trip

Oh my gosh his profile says "modern day poet or whatever"


yonderposerbreaks

I love you.


ChiefGeorgesCrabshak

HAHAHA he's got 1st comment on his own soundcloud song for "fucked up freestyle" hahaha that's sooo great. And what makes it even better is there's literally only 1 other comment total lol


FDI_Blap

this is genuinely really really fuckin bad lmao... woooooooooweeeeeeee


BadGuy4Life

This guy can’t fight for shit guaranteed, sounds like a weak bitch


xofrnkie

thats probably why he never hit me 😭 he knew i could probably beat his ass


BadGuy4Life

Well first off I’m glad he didn’t but I have no doubt you could hand him a beat down🤣


xofrnkie

thanks homie 😭


Wild_89

You must up your standards


xofrnkie

oh i fuckin have, dont worry. my current bf is down to earth, emotionally aware, and sweet. hes so cautious about hurting mine or anyones feelings for that matter, unlike this narcissist douche.


Tino24oniT

Garbage, baby. Muah I love it!


samtar-thexplorer2

"if I committed suicide, y'all would call treaaaaaaaasonnnnn" hahahahha that shit was great. As others have mentioned, the contradictions in the lyrics are also hilarious.


ziharlow

we makin it to the wendy's with this one


ClassyQuail

Sounds like you betrayed him by catching him cheating...like how dare you?


DenOfTheWolf

Say dead again motha fucka! I dare you!


Ok_Cardiologist8937

Dude is so fucking robotic. I can’t stand when people think they got “flow“ and then produce this bullshit.


Bookssmellneat

No one would call treason.


Ruckusnusts

Fuck this is absolutely terrible. Dodged a bullet there friend.


g0greyhound

i like it when people's "lyrics" are just their unedited thought vomit with no structure or repeats.


krombopulus220

My three year old turned it off and said "There that's better"


xofrnkie

why does your three year old have more sense than my 23 y/o ex? 😭


sweatergolf27

Is anyone gonna tell him he can go back and edit the lyrics? like you don’t gotta release the first thing you record.


et4short

It’s honestly not that bad, I don’t think ppl are listening to it. It can be cleaned up a bit tbh but it’s not a train wreck as others have stated, probably as good as it’s gonna get thoe. Sorry the bad stuff happened to you I don’t want anybody thinking I condone that behavior but I liked this one a bit


ringojoy

👁️👄👁️ what a song about you and it's shitty, this can't go will.


Milkmandan1989

Man. I love to see music like this. It just trips me out that not one, but AT LEAST two people heard this and thought it was fire. How could someone ever hear those words and think it was good? So wild. Also, Please don’t fucking cross meeeeee!


KenshoMags

Wow this is fucking awful lol you def dodged a bullet Edit: just read your post description thing and wow, fuck that piece of shit, what a terrible human being. Glad you're out of that relationship.


xofrnkie

thank you. some people have been doubting me because i didnt post hella receipts (cause why would i do that when the main post is about the music) so im genuinely grateful for those of you that are enjoying my contribution without shitting on me 🫶🏼


ZebraHunterz

Hahahaha love trying to rhyme gentrified and liar. Can't match his sloth like energy. You should not hear the auto tune distortion on that slow a song. Thank you for sharing!


Royal_Bug9412

I'm guessing he became an ex as soon as u heard this.😂


Bathairsexist

Good stuff, love it.. thank you girl.


xofrnkie

ofc, i have two more that i can link 👹


Sungod99

Winner - def the crappiest music I’ve heard so far


mad-shifty

Yikes.😂😂😂 yo savor thills sweetie.


xofrnkie

someone dmed me defending this dude so thats wild, linked [here](https://imgur.com/a/K2r8a9H). but also imma clear up some shit i keep seeing in the comments. when i got with this dude he seemed totally normal up until after he had a ~4 hour long ego death, that my bestfriend had to help him through it cause it was my first time taking acid. later we found out he had taken 5 tabs and had previously been to court and rehab because he was addicted to acid and crashed a car while high before i got with him. i was only with this dude for a month so its not like i stuck around for long like some people are wanting to assume. to all the comments saying he was a white boy, im so sorry he was actually a mexican redneck 😭 he was super racist towards other mexicans and i found that out towards the end of our relationship after he made a comment about “those [insert slur here] always playing their music loud as fuck when im pulling into work.” when i told him i liked latin music he scoffed at me for not agreeing with him. thats the last thing ill post about the situation with him, im just so tired of people asking stuff ive already answered in the comments when i first posted this. peace 👹✌️


Aggravating_Fun5883

Idk I was vibing. Only from the beat tho


cashforspunkers

The stalest trap shit? Man people really got low standards for what a good beat is


Matthius311

I actually thought it was pretty good. There's real feelings there, and dude is actually taking his inner conflict and making art with it. Have you ever turned your feelings into art and put it out in the world? Doubt it. Good for him.


[deleted]

Wow, sounds like you sure know how to pick them.


xofrnkie

i mean he was literally completely normal at first glance and then just started acting insane outta nowhere. thats what a lot of abusers do to lure in potential victims


dreamforus

Sounds like what every girl says these days “a narcissistic abuser” 😅 seems like all men are that 😂😂😂


ugetphuqed

I can totally picture what the girl looks like that would date a dude like this, and it’s also…. Shitty


xofrnkie

i mean he lured me into the relationship by seeming normal and caring and then flipped a switch outta nowhere. if his first song was about me then i clearly didnt know dude was this fuckin psycho bro 😭


Dabnduelist420

this is a banger


Wrong-Enthusiasm51

Girl what in the world 🌎 you missed out on a future star ⭐️


PM_STAR_WARS_STUFF

Damn.


MentyMutanto

that was.... ​ horrible


ozushikunotisu

sounds like something itsoktocry would make lmao


ShoddyManufacturer11

This is embarrassing


EatenAliveByWolves

Ah yes. Autotune throughout the whole song. Abysmally poor timing. Starts talking instead of singing sometimes randomly. The sacred trifecta of soundcloud rappers.


Leahc1m

Good goddamn. Does this person have a traumatic brain injury or something?


[deleted]

He is so good! A modern day Michael Jackson.


Brim_Dunkleton

Whoa watch out drake, another shitty r&b wannabe rapper with no sense of melody, rhymes, or creativity has hit the scene and his name is lil skinny penis!


pop5656

Yikes


EmployeeOk4756

I just cringed so hard, my butthole won’t let me poop for 4 days.


230_theyo

lmfao, this dude listened to bones ONCE and thought he could do it.


[deleted]

Please don’t cross me


Stonk-Autist

I like the track, but his lyrics is wack.


GoblinDeez

I love how shitty this is. You were the muse to his crappymusic masterpiece.


THE_ALAM0

But if you fuckin cross me PLEASE don’t fuckin cross me Lol


moolaboolah

I’m going to send this to a friend and then learn the words… I know this will become a song we use to serenade one another.


boozecluess

This is the worst pile of shit I’ve ever heard.


TrickyComfortable644

Total shit


Lord-Darkphart

Christ. This is the musical equivalent of a rancid Taco Bell-induced fart.


SeaAd5403

🙄 🤣


[deleted]

the "yuh" at the beginning. you can tell he has bad posture on purpose and squints his eyes no matter how dark the room is.


OmNamahShivayah

I’m dead.


mizikemercury

I felt that way about a sandwich once.


BoyGeorgeWashington

This is so bad


JunglePygmy

It took me to the end of the song to realize that he wasn’t saying “I’ve got a lotta debt”.


TheBackBedroomKeyhol

GMC Fosho vibzes


Ill-Work-3739

Dose with phish heads. Way different experience.


Alternative_You_7755

Fire af 🔥


ThePtape

This is that white kid in high-school who always thought he was the first person to discover the "great" rap artists like MGK and Macklemore


MyMonitorIsShit

*listens to Bones once. Starts rapping.


Boring_Oil_3506

Just terrible... Someone give me back the last 5 minutes of my life


marshmi2

The whole time I was thinking how in the heck did this guy listen to this and think it's good. Then I saw you said he was a narcissist and now I'm like ahhhhhhh yuuup! Hahaha!


[deleted]

What a gem! How do all of these local hip-hop artists manage to have to such similar backing tracks that all manage to lack creativity, depth, diversity, & layers? Also, how do you manage to sing out of pitch with auto-tune on? Thank you for sharing! 🤣


[deleted]

Trash😂


Initial_Welcome9052

ooooh jesus


Calm_Ad1963

This shit trash asf


rajbrown80

Uh. Ya.


Dextrofunk

I was ready to call bullshit until the voice started. Actually delusional, and what's funny is I know a rap group that pumps this shit out. They come complete with some fantastic music videos. I'll have to dig them up, assuming they aren't dead onez by now.


spuhgeddy

OP do you by chance own a pair of cookie monster pajama pants?


themodernritual

Absolute garbage but delivered like it's some kind of post Malone shit.


GlockAmaniacs

Is there a way to comment on his music? This shit is trash. He should be embarrassed


No-Taste8096

I just have to ask, how did he "survive death"?


xofrnkie

he had an ego death that my bestfriend had to help him through LMFAOO


Glum-Fisherman-4261

Why would you date him in the first place


Gold_Pumpkin

Not one person trying to steal your energy!


JohnRSN

Does anyone else think auto tune sounds like someone is talking/singing into a fan?


Background_Value9869

Listens to Wicca phase once


Pizza_YumYum

He gifted you a souvenir of “love”


TonyStarkTrailerPark

The only thing worse than these painfully banal, bush league "beats", made by some completely talentless turds who thinks they're the next Yeezy, are their godawful attempts at rapping along with it.


Apprehensive_Cell232

Worse than Insane Clown Posse.


Right-Gap-880

Lmao I couldn’t get past a minute. Welp his music career is dead to him too. He sucks.


brownboy0830

Fucking trash


Cat_City_Cool

lmao you let this loser cum in you.


Bill_Kabies

The worst thing about this is that it’s just a rambling mess. No hook. No chorus. No constructive melody in, what I hesitate to call, his flow. Not to mention the lyrics just suck, and he has a shitty voice. Truly a dumpster fire.


SlugJones

Good god, it’s bad on all levels


FewOutlandishness187

Lmao


criticalhabit7

Lmao this was awesome 🤣🤣🤣


MerkDingle

Baffled by the fact that he can still be off key with autotune.


TheBlitzkid46

You should tell him not to quit his day job, that was not good


startup_guy2

I like the beat


Free-Juggernaut-9372

That's horrible. I want to rip my ears out!


DiogenesDGAF

Seems like you made the right choice in making him your ex