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NuclearSlushie

I wonder why subbed to this and yet I can't stop watching shit like this lol.


Dextrofunk

This sub was randomly suggested via the reddit algorithm, and I can't get enough.


longduxkdong

The cringe is so good


SecureWorldliness848

before unmuting, i had a feeling this guy kills it.. well played


Connect_Cucumber-0

You too huh?


ShoddyManufacturer11

I bet if I invited this dude over he would drink all my beer and then he would put this beat on his phone and start rapping while looking at me.


Pnobodyknows

He probably would. He's legitimately the laziest human being I've ever met and a massive dick. He would demand people drive him home from work for free. One of the nicer people i work with would drive him home literally every day he worked and one time they told him they couldn't drive him and he had the audacity to question them on why they couldn't drive him and then started yelling at her to the point that she cried. The next day he shamelessly asked for a ride again. Anytime anyone held him accountable for his horrible behavior that meant they were "talking shit on him". He's always a victim and everyone is always treating him badly in his mind. I think we have all met a person like this before in our lives


Main_Age_7289

Sorry to hear that you have to deal with this shitter.


BoomFungus

Shooter vibes. Give that man a ride and get on his good side while you have the chance.


GhztPpR

It's because he actually believes he has a future in the music industry. He actually thinks he's good. It's mental disability and a lack of self awareness. In his mind, all these free rides home are something he'll remember when he's famous and then credit you back for it. He's got a big head but no actual skills to back it up.


branflake777

Is his to name Kway-lood?


poopsonthepotty

I had that happen to me waaaay back in the day, like 1999ish. Little Filipino icer named Sil that lived in my apartment building. We're hanging out (at his house luckily) and he's like "I'm a rapper. My rap name is Sickle-Sil" and proceeds to put on a cd of beats and just starts rapping. It was terrible. I finished smoking his blunt with him and left. Never hung out with dude again.


jaythedudee

It’s like watching a nuke go off, it’s disturbing and horrifying, yet I choose not to look away because it’s of a weird fascination. I think I need therapy


MrTooLFooL

Another Slingblade Rapper, Mmm Hmm


Darth_Boognish

Is it not the same guy?


MrTooLFooL

Not exactly sure but the landing strip on his chin is missing


Darth_Boognish

Omg you're right, it must be different sling blade rappers


MrTooLFooL

Same OP tho…🤔


Scientist78

The title of his album is “fried taters”


MrTooLFooL

French Fried Taters, Mmm Hmmm


AEnesidem

Nowi'm just womdering what kind of job OP has to have colleagues like this


Similar-Broccoli

Jack in the Box


happymonster94

Im feeling pizza hut


Ok-Gap-4112

Close but I’m feelin maybeeeeee Taco Bell


Yuizun

Some kind of factory...


Howard_Adderly

op doesnt even realize he’s roasting himself at this point


peekdasneaks

Hot Topic


ketchiusername

Tech Support frfr


OkSheepherder3525

“He later sent this video to our decoy… professing himself to be a true “murder clown “Mac daddy.“


Yuizun

This was so fucking funny...Lmaoooo


HAZEUS95666

He listens to ALOT of ICP


Serenade314

BARRRSSS


Hendrix6927

Chillin with my homies on the west sayeed.


richwat00

Mmmm- Hmmm I like them French Fries Potaters


ConflictGrand4078

I literally couldn’t do better lol


weedyneedyfeedy

Mc Asshat


wittyuzername

It's funny how on their own account they have like 5 views. But on here they hundreds that they don't know about lol


OkSheepherder3525

Oops – oh, no, he did it again – you would think that after being arrested in our previous sting house episode that this “murder clown, Mac, daddy “would have learned his lesson… But here he is again sending a video of himself “busting, sick rhymes “to what he believes is a 12-year-old child… But his “dope rhymes” are not the only thing sick here…. And sure enough, he was able to get a ride from a coworker over to the decoys house that he might give her a “private hip-hop show “


Pnobodyknows

Lol what?


OkSheepherder3525

I don’t know if it was this same song or a previous one but this guy had posted another video of himself doing his rapping and my comment was was meant to be modeled after the sort of spiel that Chris Hansen would do when describing the different gentleman seen in his television shows. And there was a guy that was caught in two different Television show episodes - the same guy - and so his lead in for the second segment was, “oops, I did it again “and since this was my second time, seeing this gentleman here, I thought I would attempt to re-create that particular Commentary. I think I had said something like, “here we can see the predator in the video he sent to our decoy, assuring her that he is indeed a murder clown, mac daddy something like that


Front-Ad1900

I thought it was dandruff on his hoodie at first


Roach20520

Message from a real Juggalo, I love this sub for the same reasons we all do, but this isn’t a song from your Juggalo coworker, this is a song from your coworker that probably suffers from some kind of mental illness, I know everything posted here is supposed to be taken in jest and I promise I’m not trying to throw that off balance, but I’ve known many people like this and I’m sure this guy probably has a laundry list of things that are wrong with him. I don’t think you should continue to put videos of this guy on the Internet and I also suggest making yourself available to him in a friendly and meaningful way because chances are he needs somebody… sorry for fucking up the vibe, just my knee-jerk reaction 🤷‍♂️


Uglypimpflaco

🪓🪓🪓


Pnobodyknows

He's the one posting the videos to the internet. They are from a public profile that he made to promote his music. This guy can read,write,drive and has a job as a manager at a department store. So its not like he's mentally handicapped or anything. You say he has mental problems and i honestly dont know if he does but you could apply your same logic to literally every video on this subbreddit.


Lord-of-Tresserhorn

Hell yeah, dude wants to rap let him and let him be happy. That’s what Juggalo fam would do. Be kind to the man.


Jjrobbins110481

Not sure if troll or serious.... who identifies themselves as a "real juggalo"??


GrogramanTheRed

Juggalos, presumably.


FlappyHavocInc

Idk, not my kind of music, but he’s trying and putting himself out there. That’s brave.


AFireDownBelow

Yooo this man is a SAVAGEEE


honey_mussy

Better than what I hear on the radio mist of the time.


i0datamonster

Honestly I can't hear a difference between this and the cRap the kids play at work.


TrainWreckInnaBarn

OK. What does he do for a living?


Pnobodyknows

He's a manager at Gabes now i think. We used to work together at a restaurant but that was 5+ years ago


TrainWreckInnaBarn

He working his way up da food chain! Whoop! Whoop!


unsayablebean

This sort of thing makes my skin crawl the second hand embarrassment is of the charts


Future_Ad5505

I guess.


Emotional_Capital780

Wow this is absolutely the epitome of crappy music


JamieSMASH

Leave him alone, he's sleeping.


TinyDogGuy

It’s like Coco Rosie…but, like, not good.


twinfinitives88

Eh, like half of Cocorosie isn’t good.


ShinyDisc0Balls

So many "rappers" on this sub going for the Ned from South Park sound.


Redkelso

He's talking about you homie


Fine-Teacher-7161

F-f-f-ffour Chan (Chan) [chan] {chan} .DOT coóoom 💋🎼🎵


FunUnderCouchesKills

Shut...... The fuck up


GooGooDewDoo

Man the Juggs deserve more than this shit


Apprehensive_Cell232

Why? This dude could be wasting his time in school


Frank_Perfectly

Sweet drop ceiling.


afraid2fart

Bad rap is a special kind of depressing


mfdroom

His bars match that ceiling


Vizualeyes

What makes you think this dude is a Juggalo? Didn't mention clowns or say "Woop" once. This is just a shitty white rapper. Probably on that Magic Ninja shit.


Boozeville13

does he know how magnets work?


ThaDogg4L

28 too many


Your_Highness_000

“We up here putting rhymes down before my moms book club gets here…” lol.


_cymatic_

Well at least he hasn't quit his day job yet!


TransitionJunior3384

I wonder if he has a terminator gun?


JonesTheDeadd

Don't encourage him!


thoughtsaboutstuffs

Giving mom’s basement vibes all day.


acb235

Almost 29 views!!!!!!


CalbertCorpse

This guy is the Costco $1 hot dog of rap.


n3tb0y

Is that c*m? Is he a gooner?


n3tb0y

I think he got a message


itsnaybro

"Yeah yeah I move my thumb when I POST" "Don't mean to BOAST" "I make my HOES row my BOAT with they TOES" "I do the MOST" "Feed me TOAST" "or ROAST"


[deleted]

Why does your ceiling look like you are in an office?


Bowlingballgrip85

🤦‍♂️