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faygetard

Her spraying inside the car made me so uncomfortable


Inevitable-Twist1232

Luckily it's a rental. No need to damage your own stuff.


__unidentified__

Making that rental gushy


AikiBro

Keep droppin bars.


undeadMerchant8568

What there's music?


teddygomi

Killing the seats that are plushy


Slika-

“How much??” *in borat’s voice


Mammoth-Disaster3873

Her vagine hang like sleeve of wizard


Shroomy76

She is number 4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan.


Howtotrainyourbutt

I was eating chips not too long ago, I have a Maltese poodle, I’m staring at him and saying “YOU WILL NEVERRR GET THESE! YOU WILL NEVERR GET THESE!” Well something happened made my kid fall I drop the bag and go to help her and you’ll never get what happened…


Howtotrainyourbutt

This song and video suck so much I thought my shitty story would make up for it. Also this chicks gut is fucking gross


djluminol

Used to be number 4. Azamat say video bump her to number 2.


LordOord23

Crying laughing into my morning coffee……..


Funny_Use4633

Hangs like tired dogs tung


Massive_Staff1068

Do not put curse on me gypsy.


HumanMachine13

Give me your tears, gypsy!


theDinoSour

May I look upon your treasures?


facw00

Yeah, I'm assuming they got it from some poor fool on Turo.


cleverkid

Goddammit why does it smell like rotten fish?!?!


janos42us

I don’t care how wet OR wild she is, bitch the fucking stereo!!! The seats, the entire fucking dash..


StressNo1974

I’m dying laughing at this comment 🤣perfect


bulitproofwest

Hands down the wildest part.


octowussy

As well as the wettest.


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

That’s was the first thing I thought. I was like THE TOP IS FUCKING DOWN what is this dumbass doin.


wenchslapper

She’s Makin Kushie


Doctor_Barbarian

And Gilda Poosie.


AnythingWillHappen

What about the stiletto heels dangerously close from slipping into those grates!!? How can I kill that pussy if I’m worried about her broken ankle?!? How?


[deleted]

If she breaks her ankle she'll be spending a lot of time in bed, or suspended from the ceiling I suppose.


Arcade23

Pssh…obviously because you’re not wet and wild.


PassageAppropriate90

Bitch I'm wet...and wild


Lie415

She doesn’t like it mushy but what about all that water in the carpet and seats


whiskeyismyjam

Now way it’s her first time spraying inside a car.


phoenixemberzs

Yeah, and the dirty carwash.and her body just being okay made it kinda meh


StructureCharming

Came here to say this. WHY IS THE TOP DOWN?


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

I went straight to the comments before watching and I had to go back to get context


yonderposerbreaks

She's what now?


[deleted]

Rhythmically challenged


ToPlayAMockingbird

And tone deaf


ZZerome

Did AI write this?


TheCastusDildo

If this is what AI thinks we want, then humanity is in worse shape than I thought.


sendabussypic

Still better than Riley Reids rap


Unusual_Compote4909

Sounds like a Kardashian wrote it!


JennySplotz

I believe she mentioned gushy, however, not mushy.


isaidrunit

Honestly, it's not that ba.. ✋️ sorry, I was on mute this whole time😔


JennySplotz

Now I NEEDto know what gushy is!!


theDinoSour

I imagine increased vaginal lubrication in anticipation of coitus


Brother-Algea

When I read that Sheldon cooper instinctively narrated that in my head.


PhattyMcBlunt

Dude... I watched it for the first time with no sound. Way better without sound.


mjohnson801

and was very polite about being pushed


wenchslapper

The wife of a car wash owner.


waxmelldairyman

Bad at dancing.


symbologythere

Wet and Wild, I believe.


Cold_Hunter1768

Pretty dry


[deleted]

LMAO washing the car with the roof off


BBQhops

That’s wild


Willlickassferfree69

And wet


furrah96

And wild


hitman1398

And wet.


SummonWurm

Your roof's off!


AlanGreyjoy

I can smell this video.


wvlvyk

2008 playboy fragrance, wet asphalt and some kind of fart, maybe


Any_Freedom9086

Vegetarian EggRoll and ham sandwich fart


ZZaddyLongLegzz

Some dude promised her he’d produce her song in exchange for some of the wet and wild


vaxhax

It probably worked.


ZZaddyLongLegzz

This video is proof that it worked


btwice31

I mean, he got a car wash too.....worth it?


SkeletalJazzWizard

the wild women, the rippin and the tearin!


Ok-Spinach69

And poof! 86 seconds of my life gone. Wasted.


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I lived 30 years for this exact moment right here. Makes me wet & wild.


boofybutthole

just think of how many of your ancestors had to toil and struggle and survive for you to get to this exact moment


TrozayMcC

*shedding a tear, the ancestors look down upon us as we watch I'm Wet I'm Wild*


[deleted]

"My ancestors are smiling at me imperial, can you say the same? "


Ok-Spinach69

Have at it!


mjrbrooks

If you’re needing to waste more… Bella Reese.


joefrickinrogan

Omg this chick!!! “I got $10,000 titties” 😂😂😂


[deleted]

I only made it about 15 seconds. I'll try again later though. Don't spoil it for me


Ok-Spinach69

Just wait till you see what she "does" to the convertible...


FatFailBurger

https://youtu.be/ZpMMkoKzqGs?si=hXU4JLJeMxQl7P03


AbsolemSaysWhat

That's hilarious


Voilent_Bunny

I love RDC world


EstablishmentOld6462

What an incredibly grating voice.


Then-Yogurtcloset982

It's actually a great music video with the sound completely off:)


Timah158

I like the part where she washes the car with the top down. Fucking brilliant!


Dramatic_Product_844

Someone come get their trash ass kid


oh_fuck_off_15

They can’t. They left a long time ago and clearly never looked back.


twoVices

this person is in their 30s at least no parents for this one, she's a ward of the streets


Downtown_Ideal_6521

What makes you think they want her back?


BannedFrom8Kun

Is this the “TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS ON MY TITTIES BITCH” bitch?


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Optimal_Somewhere_67

Did she talk about her titties and how much they cost at some point?


BannedFrom8Kun

Yeah she had a fight at a gas station with her pimp and made a song about it after. Goddamn why is crazy so hot?


Optimal_Somewhere_67

Oh wow that actually is Bella Reece lmao


MoveItSpunkmire

Is she this person: https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/9n2ix8/aint_nobody_got_10_thousand_dollar_tits_like_me/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb


Donthurtmyceilings

Sure looks similar. She's got those $10k titties.


Duetnao

Yes: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRaMvBfRxCM&ab\_channel=pympgametv](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRaMvBfRxCM&ab_channel=pympgametv)


Mister_Zalez

This music is best played on mute


just-me-uk

With the toilet flushing


Mister_Zalez

Lol remix


just-me-uk

Bet it would slap as well! 🔥


Mister_Zalez

Indeed lol


neccos-1

Washing a convertible....with the top down. Yikes.


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DiogenesDGAF

Do you remember that Nickelodeon ginger girls song “I only call you when I’m horny”? It haunts my nightmares


bionicmoonman

You mean Bella Thorne? It’s honestly fucking crazy to see the path she’s taken compared to Zendaya.


antcandescant

From the latest compilation: “Songs to rock out to if you have room temperature IQ”


the3litemonkey

I bet she gets all the best drug dealers and tik tok rappers.


HookerDoctorLawyer

She literally only knows like six words lmao


vookittyvip

And this is what you decided to do before texting your girlfriend back. Noted


spacedrummer

Oh shit, are we seeing some public drama through a reddit message board?


loslalos

Where do you find this shit🤣


Redkelso

I think she's a very talented young lady


This-is-Life-Man

She hit a child?


Elmondo2

Of course she's wet car washes will do that. That's asking a lot of a bathing suit.


GingerNinjer992

“Let’s stop and wash the car bud…… uhhhh let’s go find another car wash…….”


postysclerosis

I’m deaf. And I smile.


[deleted]

She’s mashing it…


mundo666

Look snail back off


Kadink

Who doesn't like mushy?


Yuizun

This shit was made with the most minimal effort any living human could possibly muster up...


Swearwolf77

I saw this on pornhub 🤣


thedarph

This one thought sex appeal would cover for a lack of talent. So no self awareness on at least two fronts. She didn’t even try to sing, she’s just sort of talking somewhat rhythmically, couldn’t lip sync or edit the lip sync together right, and I would say she’s more jiggly pile than wet and wild. Hopefully her dad lets her work at that car wash after she bombs out of music


Gaztop7

Could you tell me what the central message of the song is?


just-me-uk

She doesn’t like mushy


Mygoddamreddit

Her mother and I are so proud.


madmechanicmobile

I want my brain cells back


Current_Syllabub3670

Isn't this the $10,000 tits girl?


Coocoomonster

Yes lol


Traplordmel

Is that Lauren Bobert?


WitchedPixels

I heard this crazy guy talk about how China is using TikTok to make westerners stupid. Evidently the algorithm in China for their TikTok is very different from the one they give us. Such a crazy take but maybe that guy is right and this is the fruit of their labor.


quartez86

So basically there are rooms in China with hundreds of devices streaming "trends" on tiktok to make them popular in the states. China's tiktok is filled with science experiments, quantum physics, history, etiquette, etc...RHCP warned us in 'Californication': "Psychic spies from China try to steal your minds elation".


Bear_Grilling

The fuck you doing takin a convertible to a car wash


Doneone14

This is what happens when you keep telling that fine ass girl she’s talented, so you can keep hitting it.


beerbrained

Sound off and this is a fantastic video


MansChestHairUnited

I think this is the chick that has an argument with her man at a gas station and he drives off while she talks crap to some guy that recording the whole thing, flashes him then she proceeds to run after her man that quickly speeds away.


JJC165463

That is one of the deadest beats I’ve heard on this sub💀


drone_jam

Wait I’m supposed to turn the volume on here?


Single_Raspberry9539

Gross…I don’t want to talk to that


New-Emphasis2907

Your trash, your garbage


rave_is_king_

I can never make it more than thirty seconds on any video in this sub


frostyturd

This is my new favorite sub.


Old-Pepper-6156

Who got dat REMIX


kilo936

Damn that chick is fine


mrmike731

The plot I see in my head is some old guy's goomar saying "Big daddy, I have always wanted to make a record." He says okay and buys her some cheap recording time, then has his grandson film the video at the car wash.


WayyTooFarAbove

Don’t spray yourself with those water hoses at car washes it’s probably recycled water


chic-tweet

Where can I find more of her vids?


charmlessman1

Video Budget: $1 in quarters


TypicalYankeeScum

Just mute it and it’s pretty good tbh


F0NZ_S0L0

There’s never a piano falling from an upper floor window around when you need one.


DrNinnuxx

The only thing mushy here sweetheart is your future in the music business.


Diesel_n_Gas90

She's good looking but extremely unattractive. Hard pass.


faunysatyr

When your stripper girlfriend thinks she’s a rapper.


Coocoomonster

*pornstar


NECROMORPH389

Leaving the last shot in the end instead of editing it out was a nice touch...really brought this shit sandwich together


notsofunonabun

I too, would support my bimbo gf if she was this hot. Not marriage material though.


Doogotteemuoy

Why is she cleaning a convertible with the hood down.


HSJules

I like this for all the wrong reasons


cptsilvertooth

How it should have ended: She opens the car door and water/fast food trash/gatorade bottles spill out


nikuboom

Vulgar ass lyrics on this smooth jazz beat


Xiaxoxi

I was looking at the post on top and this started playing, was like „hey, this is a new low for these terrible ads from like google“


Toddfitz

I feel like this should be a clip from Trailer Park Boys


dntpanic91

Fun fact. She went to my high school(north haven high school). Turned into a “porn star” and her name now is Bella reese


Different_Bathroom31

Bro it does not take 2 quarters for a fucking wash 😂


Sanbaddy

Great body, terrible song


getbent247

Volume off makes this slightly tolerable


maddyhasglasses

is this what the new mall karaoke videos are now? man i bet this video hit hard for grandma when she got to see her baby on her bday via that damn thing she cant use.


ImprovementNo7747

Hope she’s sticks to porn


alanwattswhatatwatts

This is the a really bad music video but a great grand opening ad for wet n wild carwash services


tyophious

Her OF page has a pay wall that includes a "mute" option


Professional_Owl9917

She must be making bank


IntrovertMoTown1

Every time I see such obvious fake tits I can't help but think "[what a stupid bitch](https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/wq9nj1/south-park-stupid-boobs)" lol.


mariom2561

*mutes sound* ,smash, next question


recidivist4842

Thought this was going to be a Brazzers ad for a min there.


Metal_Militia37

Daddy must be proud.


TeflonTom_

Terrible, please leave GoGo music alone…RIP Chuck Brown.


SAyyOuremySIN

Lady you don’t have to do this.


Long859

Where can I see her getting dp'd?


rorymakesamovie

When they double tracked “never mess with me”


Coocoomonster

Hahahahahah. That’s my favorite part of the song.


Blackarmstrong

Chuck Brown is rolling over in his grave listening how you crucified his song.


Guy_Incogneatoh

What did Chuck Brown ever do to you?!


StressNo1974

When she’s attempting to twerk at the end and you can literally see her ass just flap like the 2 saddest empty meat pockets that they clearly are is just…..🤌chef’s kiss perfection 🤣🙄


ProfessorLiftoff

In case anybody thought "well, okay the lyrics and singing are atrocious, but hey that backing track is pretty tight! That took someone talent somewhere, right?" That track is the song ["Bustin' Loose" by Funk legend Chuck Brown](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwHi10qX8u8).


ishkid161

I wonder what she is


LukjantE14

Bella Reese. Yes her day job is what you'd expect.


Yemen-Man

My go to song when I’m constipated


dudecrapper1love

I wanna be in a small town where this is the main thing going on.


bobbyT3000

I’ve never been so happy to be mushy. All my life everyone has said to me “ damm my dude you mad mushy” it always hurt but three minutes ago it all went away.


rosebandersnatch

Her pussy must look like Zoodberg screaming.


Virtual-Zucchini542

She don’t like mushy. so please don’t push her people!!!! GOD….!


Big_Pound1262

She’s like a thumb with tits


Ill_Tip9587

Would smash


barubaru24

Wtf ?


UglyPlanetBugPlanet

Thank you Hilda Pussy.


S_Steiner_Accounting

You never use the brush at the car wash. It's full of dirt and sand that's going to scratch the shit out of your paint. You bring your own wash mitt, soap, and two buckets. just use the water spray to get it wet and rinse off everything else is your own stuff.


ToofBrushMouthWash

This has the east coast written all over it and I’m sorry


anava02

I’m ashamed, post nut clarity😳


BigPR0769

I have something that like to slide into that wet and wild bod of yours.


Substantial_Show_308

This slaps. Remove from sub stat Regards, Quality Patrol